Dead Pool (185)

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Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who correctly predicted legendary golf commentator Peter Alliss would be the next to pop his clogs aged 89

 

On to Deadpool 185:

 

The rules:

 

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

 

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

 

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

 

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

 

My Picks(GTC):

 

Larry King

Tom Smith (rugby)

Dai Davies

Slick Woods

Dick Van Dyke

70 thoughts on “Dead Pool (185)”

  4. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissie Hynde

    Congrats Freddie…

  8. Sammy The Bull Gravano
    Freddie Foreman
    Eddie Richardson
    Ralph Natale (former head of The Philadelphia Mob)
    Ryan O’Neal

  9. Diane Abbott
    John Bercow
    Nancy Pelosi
    John Major
    Ash Sarkar
    Wishful thinking, obviously. Can I add Owen Jones, cos he’s a cunt?

    • Recon you might be onto a winner there (if it counted) with “no deal” rtc 😂😂…..
      Just waiting for the announcement of total capitulation (disguised as victory of course) imminently…..

  11. Jon voight
    Mary Berry
    Christopher walken
    Bill Cosby
    Michael Caine

    I liked Allis. Popped his clogs before he said something to get him cancelled.

    • Johnny Giles. Still the best playmaker I saw in the British game. He got even better as he got older.

  15. Fuck me, I heard his commentary at the Masters a couple of weeks ago and I didn’t recognise his voice . I thought that bloke ain’t well. Call me Dr Frog. My diagnosis:

    Jimmy Carter
    Ken Bates
    Henry Kissinger
    Johnny Mathis
    Sylvia Syms

  19. Giovanna Ralli
    Garry Rossington
    Roger Whittaker
    Tommy Steele
    Lord Pearson pf Rannoch

    Good Shot,Freddie.

  21. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Eric Burdon
    Bill Wyman
    Lyndsey Buckingham

    • Odin’s already got the horn for Yoko fucking Ono, Cuntstable. She’s bin taken.

      Up the poop-chute, probably.

  23. Ghislaine maxwell
    Tony Bublinski
    Tony Bennett
    Sleepy Joe Kiddie Sniffer Biden
    Rolf Harris

  24. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne
    Josef fritzl

  26. Jim dale
    Tom baker
    Morgan Freeman
    John Cleese
    Naga munchettey

  28. Stanley Baxter
    Nehemia Persoff
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, Freddie.

  29. Anne Buydens
    Bernie Madoff
    Beverly Cleary
    Eileen Ash
    Benjamin Ferencz.

    Nice work Freddie.

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