Dead Pool (185)

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Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who correctly predicted legendary golf commentator Peter Alliss would be the next to pop his clogs aged 89

 

On to Deadpool 185:

 

The rules:

 

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

 

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

 

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

 

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

 

My Picks(GTC):

 

Larry King

Tom Smith (rugby)

Dai Davies

Slick Woods

Dick Van Dyke

70 thoughts on “Dead Pool (185)”

  9. Good arrers Freddie.

    Biddy ‘Blue Peter’ Baxter.
    John ‘Tiswas’ Gorman
    Anna ‘Ohhh Arthur’ Karen
    Susan ‘Itsy and Bitsy’ Stranks
    Jackie ‘R-u-p-e-r-t. Rupert the Bear’ Lee.

  10. Khaled Mashal
    Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
    Brian De Palma
    Paul McCartney
    Wayne Osmond

  12. George Soros (vile CUNT)
    Gina Miller (Vile CUNT in waiting)
    Paul Gadd (kiddyfiddling CUNT)
    Vince Cable (Complete failure in everything apart from CUNTITUDE)
    James Abbott Thompson (suicide)

    • I am a new cunt .. but I’ve been on & orff for last 8 years or so l.. I dunno how to set a new counting but all I wanna say is that cunt Phillip Green is a well established cunt of the first degree I hate the fucker
      *** BTW ifn u ain’t heard of me within the next 3 days it’s because I’ve been assassinated 😔 😔 😔

  14. Pattricia Routledge.
    Judy Cornwall.
    Penelope Kieth.
    Barbara Windsor
    Judith Charmers.

  15. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper (Super-pooper-scooper)
    Joannah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  16. Leonard Fenton (dr legg )
    Barbara Knox
    Jean marie le pen
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic

  17. congrats Freddie
    ————————————-
    Vince Hill (oldtime singer)
    Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
    James Earl Jones (Luke….I am your father)
    —————————————

  19. Clive Tyldesley
    Peter Bowles
    Albert Roux
    Angela Lansbury
    David Attenborough

  21. John Hemingway (The Last Of The Few)
    Glynis Johns
    Ted Dexter
    Chuck Yeager
    Mohamed Al-Fayed

    Peter Alliis was a great commentator. RIP and well done Freddie.

  22. John Hemingway (The Last Of The Few)
    Romano Prodi
    Ted Dexter
    Phillip Green
    Mohamed Al-Fayed

    Peter Alliis was a great commentator. RIP and well done Freddie.

  23. Ill stick with the law of averages.

    Bill Oddie
    Ozzy Osbourne
    Alex Salmond
    Norman Lloyd (Actor 106 years old)
    Mel Brooks

  24. Norman stolen again….

    William Shatner.
    Bill Wyman.
    Billy Idol.
    Michael Aspel.
    Lady C.

  26. Tommy Lasorda
    Heather Locklear
    Rosalyn Carter
    Roman Polanski
    Mikhail Gorbachev

    Congrats Freddie

    Merry Christmas to all. 🎄

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