Dead Pool [184]

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Congratulations to Boris the Boilsucker who correctly predicted former French President Valery Giscard d`Estaing who has died aged 94 after recently being rushed into hospital with heart failure.

***UPDATED:Turns out he had COVID 19 when he died.So that is on the headlines not that he was suffering from heart failure and had been hospitalized twice in 3 months.One for a lung infection in September and last week for heart failure.********

On to Deadpool 184:

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My Picks(Shaun):

Larry King
Tommy Lasorda
Dai Davies
Gerd Müller
Floyd Little

82 thoughts on “Dead Pool [184]”

  1. The Dalai Lama
    Eve Marie Saint
    Barry Humphries
    Alex Ferguson
    Rupert Murdoch

    Rather well-struck, Boily.

  3. Prince Philip (The Duke)
    Olivia Newton John
    Dick van Dyke
    Murray Walker
    Leslie Phillips

    Fuck Off.

    • I do wish ‘Deadly’ Douglas Hurd was still Home Sec, mind. There’d be no gimmigrant filth on Dougie’s watch. Unlike that useless fat Patel cunt.

      • Dougie is an Old Etonian Pratt who walks around as though he had a corn cob stuck up his arse, according to Alan Clark. Wet as dishwater.

        Each to his own I suppose.

      • Good point Wanksock. Maybe Hurd was only of any use under the direction/orders of the formidable Maggie. Mind you, almost anybody looks effective next to that useless cunt Patel.

    • When the Fucking Ono does cark it, just watch the revisionist shite spew out of the BBC and the like. There are cunts already saying she was a ‘positive’ influence on the Beatles. Positve?! They’d have been better off if they all got crabs.

  10. A dead Frenchie is always good news ( except when they’ve had their head cut off by a peaceful, to be fair).

    Jimmy Greaves (up yours B&W)
    Henry Kissinger
    Johnny Mathis
    Peter Alliss
    David Gold

  15. well done Boris.
    another snail eater bites the dust
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    Vince Hill (oldtime singer)
    Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
    James Earl Jones (Luke….I am your father)
    —————————————

  18. Congrats to BtBs

    Point of personal privilege: I have been naming Tommy Lasorda for the last few Deadpools. Now that there is a news story that says he’s been hospitalized with heart problems “you” chose him…before anyone else can. First come, first serve notwithstanding, I cry foul!

    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Brittany Spears
    Rosalyn Carter
    Mikhail Gorbachev

    Merry Christmas to all. 🎄

    • That’s all very well General but who is this Tommy geezer and is he actually dead? What’s your fucking point? Just because votes get fixed in your country doesn’t mean you can get away with it over here. Well, not yet anyway. Know what I mean General? Look out for the Sioux gathering on the other side of the river General.

      • Hey Freddie,

        Tommy Lasorda was the long time manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers baseball team. He’s 93 years old now but I think he still serves in some ceremonial executive capacity like Vice President in charge of Looking Out the window.

        In many ways he epitomized all that was great about what was once America’s National Pastime. My point of personal privilege was more about not expecting many of the IsaC faithful to really know who he is. I certainly know the rules so it was more of a dig rather than a complaint.

        As I said, I wouldn’t expect many English cunters to know him let alone appreciate the nuances of American baseball. But with that said, if any of you don’t think he’s a cunt, take a listen to this short clip from back in the day:

        https://youtu.be/fzjWQF1oP2M

        Merry Christmas to all. 🎄

        The other side of the river?

      • Recounting the same fraudulent votes will yield the same fraudulent results.

        Merry Christmas to all. 🎄

  22. Eileen Ash
    Bernie Madoff
    Beverly Cleary
    Anne Buydens
    Ben Ferencz.

    Nice work Boris.

  26. Giovanna Ralli
    Garry Rossington
    Roger Whittaker
    Tommy Steele
    Betty White

    Good Shot, Boris

  28. Judy Cornwall. Judith Charmers. Barbara Windsor. Patricia Routledge. Pauline Collins.

  30. Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne
    Josef fritzl
    Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)

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