Nose Rings

Acceptable on dusky Indian wenches.

Decades ago, I had a fling with a bejeweled, bangled pocket Venus Sikh girl called Surinder Singh who wore one and drove me wild.

However, they are not so great on western women. I had a gorgeous Latina secretary once who wore one from time to time but spoiled my day when it was ring a ding day.

Even on the ringless days, I could not help but notice the hole in the side of her pert little nose when I happened to lean close to her fragrant face and those dark eyes to make a point.

However, the reason for this post is that I saw an interview the other night with a guy called Jack Dorsey who is the CEO of Twitter He looks to be in his mid to late 40s and has longish hair and a thick beard but, to my disgust, had a nose ring. How can a grown man who is not Reg Dwight demean himself by having his nose stapled so he can display a ring? I´m waiting to read his tweet when he moans that a mugger ripped off half his face when he grabbed it and stole off into the night.

Nominated by: Mr Polly 

43 thoughts on “Nose Rings

    • Fragrant face?
      Im not arsed by nose rings on men or women,
      Doesn’t matter to me.
      Lad I know went Thailand had a pearl sewn under his foreskin, said its fuckin great!
      An another lad has a prince Albert.
      A ring through his japseye,
      Not seen it though,
      Not sure why hes got that done suppose he was bored.

  1. Jack Dorsey is a leftard cunt.
    I’m not wasting more bandwidth on the limousine Liberal shit stain than this. For now.
    I wish him virulent Leprosy.

  2. I like those emo’s that mutilate themselves in their late teens with expanding ear rings.

    I especially like it when they get to an age where they realise they’ve completely desecrated their ears,
    they can’t hide it and even Boris the jelly fish can’t print enough money to help them.

    Life just not fair.

  3. That Jack Dorsey lads beard is a fucking shambles. He looks like a hobo.

    Don’t mind them on a Doris but any chap sporting one needs to go away and have a think about things.

    • Thats no beard, designer stubble that.
      Women and children should be clean shaven but a man?
      I had a better beard when I was 10yrs.

  4. Never got this thing about sticking metal in your face, nipples, piss flaps, clit hood or bellend. If ever involved in close up grappling I would make a point of ripping off any metallic ornaments attached to the nearest body part I could grab. Imagine going for an mri or ct scan and fore getting to remove your Prince Albert.

    • Those things that women get stapled through their tongues give me the shivers, but they’re great when you’re getting your knob sucked (so a friend informs me).

  5. Off topic, the Old Bill have pushed a veteran piper over at today’s parade in London https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb7n_S0M9ao Utter disrespectful cunts.

    Elsewhere, wreaths have been taken from memorials by environmental health officers who will burn them. Organisations that laid wreaths are to be issued with fines by the police.

    This country and its most treasured traditions are being fucked senseless.

    • That’s a absolute fuckin disgrace.
      Remember that next time your getting kicked to fuck off a load of BLM mudflaps.
      Fuck the police.
      🖕

    • I’ve just watched the video…why did the Piper deliberately turn and try and march through the Police line ?

      • That was a daft thing to do. But had the piper been BLM, Antifa, or peaceful he wouldn’t have got shoved like that. When soapdodging Antifa cunts went on the rampage during the (first) lockdown, the bogeys did nothing. Yet they targeted lockdown protestors in Trafalgar Square and got handy with a bagpiper. Police brutality is more selective than ever these days.

      • You may well be right Norman but looking at the crowd few of them were wearing the obligatory masks and under the latest Govt.law they knew that they wouldn’t be allowed to attend so why try and march through? Tbh. I don’t think that the Copper gave him that much of a shove anyhow.

        I may well be wrong but it almost looked like the protesters were trying to provoke a reaction.
        .

      • No argument there,Norman…it is an utter disgrace the way that certain minorities are handled with kid-gloves by the Authorities…as you say, the Police certainly did themselves no favour with that “take-a-knee” cowardice.
        I think what gets me about this case is that it appears to be a group who are actually using Remembrance Day as a cover to push another agenda.

      • You will recall an incident on the 26th October when ‘da po po’ were called to a Mosque in Lutonistan over a disturbance in which 400 muzrats were indoors worshipping (against the law) and a disturbance broke out. No violence and no arrests were made.

        This two tier jelly spine policing will lead to armed insurrection in this country, and those who mock us as ‘the gammon’ will learn quite quickly what the business end of a bayonet in the gizzard feels like.

        Time to take the knee and fix bayonets once more me thinks…..

    • Fuck sake

      I could think of many things I’d like to do to that cunt that involve acid and a Black and Decker drill but I’ll keep them to myself for now.

      Surely at the very least that’s got to be assault?

      What was the cunt called that pushed over the Newspaper seller, Simon something or other.

      Eventually he lost his job but more importantly the protection of the state.

      That piece of shit needs to be called to book.

      Fuck

  6. Bring some Robinson jam golly masks next time. The pigs will be genuflecting themselves prostrate and thus unable to act out our Orwellian future.
    Utter, utter cunts.

  7. I met a lovely wench on a lads holiday about twenty years ago that had a pierced tounge and fanny. Getting that tounge round my bellend almost made my brain explode.
    Fully supportive of pierced toungues but not bothered about noses being pierced.

  8. I dated a lass that had multiple rings in her fanny lips that she liked to have tied with leather laces and her lips stretched.

    Takes all sorts I guess.

  9. OT You guys seen the pig pushing over a bag piper. On you tube, the same cunts who kneel to BLM.

  10. Nose rings are for pigs and are not appropriate for humans. I make exceptions for swine like Jack Dorsey.

    White Lives Matter
    Armed Resistance
    Never Surrender

    • Good day General, do you own firearms yourself? I read Americans have brought 15 million guns in the last seven months but it seems buying arms in the runup to elections is fairly normal but not in these numbers.

      • Good day LL,

        The General and his home (aka”the Villa”) are indeed well defended. Biden and his ilk will only relieve me of my guns when they pry them from my cold, dead hands.

        What the media is not telling you is that Americans inspired by the Defund the Police idiocy, shattered gun and ammunition buying records during the BLM and Antifa inspired peaceful riots.

        In fact even today supply cannot keep up with demand…especially demand for ammunition.

        As a matter of record…Alabama is an “open carry” state. That means anyone legally allowed to own a gun can carry it legally unconcealed.

        I’m not really a fan of open carry and am duly licensed to carry a concealed weapon.

        White Lives Matter
        Armed Resistance
        Never Surrender

  11. Dorsey is a weapon’s grade cunt. Imagine the brass neck of putting the ‘false’ or ‘disputed’ tags on the tweets of the President…the fucking President, on election day and the run up to it? Funnily enough, he didn’t put such messages on any of the hundreds of tweets made by democrats about Russian collusion, which actually was proved false.

    I’m hoping DT can pull off a miracle and win the election after proving the Dems cheated.

    He could then go after the gypo cunt and all of big tech. Mind you, if he’d dealt with them earlier he wouldn’t be in this fucking mess.

    • Hey Cb,

      There is still a glimmer of hope for Trump and all those who love liberty and support traditional Western Values.

      Keep an eye on the plethora of court filings from Trump and his team on Monday. Make no mistake about it…the fix is in and most will be ridiculed, downplayed, ignored and rejected out of hand.

      The Demonrats, the MSM and especially Social Media…including giga cunt Jackoff Dorsey, believe they have successfully stolen the election and the heady aroma of power fills their pierced noses.

      White Lives Matter
      Armed Resistance
      Never Surrender

  12. I can’t agree with this one unfortunately.

    I’ve noticed a correlation between chicks with nose piercings and those with naughty piercings.
    I dig women with nipple piercings (bars, not rings) as they tend to be dirty bitches and a nose ring is always a good sign that she might have some other naughty piercing.

    Just worth pointing out though that even though I think the central, septum piercing looks fucking hideous, they tend to be the really dirty bitches who could throw any bloke around the bedroom.

  13. Funny because on Friday the pigs raided a mosque and caught 300 praying guess what ? They retreated because they didn’t want to inflame them , and yet there going to issue fines to people laying wreaths what utter fucking cunts

    • Aaaaand this has what to do with the nomination at hand? (rhetorical question of course).

    • The fuzz giving a fine to a bloke who called in his mates house for a cup of tea but not to 300 carpet sniffers is no surprise to me. We’re now Nazi Germany in reverse. The indigenous white man is the enemy whilst imported god knows what are the new Englishmen.

  14. Dorsey is as much a part of the bent lying bastard media as the editor of the New European or the head of BBC Current Affairs.
    I don’t give a fuck what he puts in his nose or up his nose just drop him in a tank full of piranha.

    • I’d buy tickets, front row, how about a concession stand selling pigs blood for encouragement?

  15. Pierced noses/septae/eyebrows/lips on men?
    Simply grip the offending metalware firmly with multi grips and remove with a sharp yank.

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