Channel 5 and Henry VIII(2)

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Channel 5 are deserving of a nomination, for being smug, woke, blackwashing cunts. I’ve just found out (30th October), that they’re doing a show about the life of Henry VIII. For reasons of wokeness and to show how stunning and brave they are, his second wife, Anne Boleyn, will be played by a black actress. I’m pretty sure that there were exactly NO black people in England during the Tudor period, especially as members of the aristocracy, so why tell lies about history? (Cultural Appropriation, surely? – DA)

Can you imagine the shitstorm from their fellow members of the Leftwaffe if they did a show on the life of Rosa Parks, with Emily Blunt playing Rosa? You’d be able to hear the screeching on Mars.

FUCK OFF Channel 5, you woke cunts. Fuck right off!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

(More info here Anne Boleyn was Black – DA)

..and seconded by:mystic maven 

Channel 5 deserve a nomination, as they too have now jumped on the woke bandwagon. They have cast a black actress in the role of Anne Boelyn. To balance things, they will no doubt be making a programme about Mandela or Martin Luther King with Liam Neeson in the title role.

92 thoughts on “Channel 5 and Henry VIII(2)”

  1. There were definitely some people of an all year tan persuasion in England in the middle ages.
    It’s true, I saw Morgan Freeman in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

      • Seconded kind sir. Man, Kevin Costner SUCKED ROYAL COCK in Robin Hood. I’m sure that no cunt speaks like that in Sherwood.

    • The Freeman character was totally ripped off the menacing Nasir character from ITV’s Robin Of Sherwood.

    • The only good thing about that film was Alan Rickman’s Sheriff of Nottingham. A fine performance.

      • Rickman was really good, but that was also based on the Sherwood series. Nickolas Grace was the first psychotic Sheriff of Nottingham. Philip Davis also superb as an unhinged King John.

      • Norman@
        Best King John?
        Richard Harris in ‘robin & Marian’
        Bleeding brilliant

      • Rickman was excellent in fact. So much so that Kevin Costner demanded lots of cuts because he was paranoid Rickman would be the headliner of the film rather than this delicate flower

  2. Henry!!
    Watchoo mean?
    Divorce? Goddamn, you fat
    cracker whitey muthfucka!

    Yeah be giving this bollocks a wide berth.

    • Bow down to Henry VIII’s little-known seventh wife, Queen Shaniqua.
      And her brother, the Earl of De’Shawn.

      • And what about wives eight, nine and ten?

        Joan of Collins.
        Scarlett from the House of Johansscunt
        and Lady Beyonce Fatarse.

        And Cromwell’s successor as Big H’s right hand man…
        Lord Michelle Obama.

  4. Liam Neeson as Martin Luther King?
    “I have a dream. I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you….”

  6. Well, if there were any blacks in Tudor England (and there weren’t), they would not have been anywhere near the royal court. Also, the then King of England – Henry VIII – would definitely not have married one. That alone is complete bollocks.

    Then there is Anne Boleyn herself. Boleyn was a cunt pretty much like the rest of them in Henry’s entourage. She was a grasping climber and she treated Henry’s first wife Catherine of Aragon and her daughter, the young Queen Mary like complete crap and she laughed and partied when Catherine died alone, poor and starving, after being frozen out of Henry’s orbit. She got a taste of her own medicine later down the line when Thomas Cromwell stitched her up and had her head off. But my guess is that Boleyn as as a cunt will not be shown in the Channel 5 fuckfest. My guess is Henry’s infamous second wife will now be portrayed as a Meghan Markle Fucking Ono type figure. A black bird who has ‘attitude’, who ‘ruffles feathers’, who winds up ‘the haters’, but is also a victim of the nasty royals and the oppressive white man.. So pathetically woke and predictable it’s laughable.

    I always knew that 5 was the low end of British television, but this is taking the absolute piss. Will they have a sequel where the iconic fair skinned and flame haired Queen Elizabeth I – Boleyn’s daughter – will be mixed race? What a pile of fucking woke shit and what a load of complete and utter cunt.

  8. The BBC plan to outdo them by casting Harvey Price as the lead in “The Diary of Anne Frank”. Josef Fritzl will play the father and Dame Elton the Mother.

    @Make Boring History Relevant To Da Yoof…..innit.

    • Lewis Hamilton as princess Di in channel5s upcoming “peoples princess!

      “They tried to destroy her but she’ll live forever in the hearts of the people”…

      • ” Hello You Cunts”…followed by furious crashing,banging and screams of pain as Harvey dragged them into his lair and split them asunder in the style of King Kong fucking Fay Wray.

      • 29 stone now-that’s one hell of a lot of potential “rapist”-I sincerely hope his libido is being chemically repressed😗

  9. Looking forward to Henry slappin’ his bitches in “The Six Hos of Henry VIII”
    featuring Aisha Boleyn, Jasmine Seymour and Anne of thieves.

    • A Henry VIII porno parody… There’s a thought.
      Featuring the characters Jane See-More, Anne of Cleavage, and German dominatrix, Anne Berlin.

      • Norm-seems you may have given that a bit “too” much thought….
        Still, has to be better than watching United😔

      • Spoke too soon, CG. Bruno and Cavanni doing the business at Goodison. Should have got two penalties and all. That goalkeeping gnome, Pickford is a dirty little cunt.

        Incidentally, there’s a good few Game of Thrones and Lord of the Rings inspired ‘blueys’ out there. So I’ve been told (cough).

      • “Forsooth Queen Keira – why doth thou not snaffle that goodly sirloin”?
        “Tis true my appetite is as dire as an unfanciful ruff – thouest blacke bastard in the corner eating fryethd chiggun has putteth me right off my liege”!
        “Well getteth used to it bitcheth – Ye Channel 5 haveth told me there will be many groats if I marryeth this Moorish munter”!

  13. Just looked at the paintings if Anne, they are obviously negatives.
    For fucks sake can these cunts get any worse?? Yes it can…… I see the cunt chairing the National Trust was in charge of the Post office when the fucked computer system sent innocent people to prison. Really pleased of my age, poor kids having to put up with this bollocks. Yes I am going to the war memorial tomorrow. Fuck em.

  14. The only thing worth watching on C5 is Can’t pay, we take it away and Nightmare neighbour next door, unfortunately with the welsh politburo lockdown decree I can’t pop round to my elderly neighbour to watch it, utter cunts!!!!

  16. A short while ago I watched a “documentary” on one of the “educational channels” about William the Conqueror.

    At one point the documentary alleged that William sent one of his most loyal retainers to negotiate with Harold. Said retainer was of course black.

    At that point the program lost any shred of historical accuracy and I turned it off.

    • Btw, General. I have to say how much we appreciate your analysis on the presidential election in a previous nomination.

      Great insights. Ever thought of a career working in the news media, lol

      (Agreed. Your comments proved far more balanced and interesting than some of the shite seen on MSM. Of course you’ve now got to live with this new cunt of a president. It’s going to be a lonnnng 4 years! – DA)

      • Thank you Techno.

        CNN…Cuntster Network News. It does have a ring to it.

        Ruff: Nightly Anchor
        Ron Knee: Roving Correspondent
        Vernon Fox: Political Analyst.
        Komodo: Commentator
        Fiddler: Editorial Director
        Shaun: Breaking News

        I have more positions yet to fill but we need a motto:

        1. The most cunted name in network news.
        2. All the news that’s fit to cunt.
        3. Fair and balanced my ass!

        😁

      • Thank you DA.

        Baseball great Yogi Berra was known for his mangling of our common language. One of his better known comments was

        “It ain’t over till it’s over.”

        Even though the deck is stacked against him, Trump must pursue all of his legal options.

        By the way, have any of you wondered why “they” have not declared Biden the winner yet?

        Have any of you wondered why some counts are not progressing?

        If Biden really was ahead why would it take so long to show it?

      • Gracious, General! Never thought of that.

        But I suppose it will all end badly. Things usually do.

      • Printing out thousands of ballots takes ages that’s why 🙂 plus the maths must be hard for those dummies so that’ll hold up the show too.

      • Read Vernon’s post about Trump having the genuine ballot papers watermarked. Here’s hoping…

  17. Whatever next?

    No doubt the 1st and 2nd world wars were won by the BAMEs; Agincourt was won because of the BAMEs, the Falklands was won because of the BAMEs

    Of course our defeats (Romans, Saxons, Normans) were due to lazy nasty racist white trash

    • Reece Shearsmith as Papa Lazarou playing King Edward VIII. You my wife now Wallis Simpson, Eva Braun, Bess “Cookie” Glamis.

  18. “Whom is this Henry Vee Eye Eye Eye? I don’t understand roman number numbercles”

    “Is he like him in those Rocky films? Rocky Eye Eye Eye was my favourite”.

    • Apparently “The Madness of King George III” had to be renamed “The Madness of King George” because the Yanks thought it was a sequel.

      • ‘Hey Mort, whatja git this fer when we ain’t seen the fust two parts ah the trillgy…’.
        I remember watching an interview on an American chat show. Kenneth Branagh was being interviewed and the host referred to Branagh’s role as actor and director of ‘Henry Five’. Somehow Branagh managed to keep a straight face.

      • Hey Cupid,

        I never did figure out what number “R” stood for in the production of Elizabeth R.

        😋

    • Yeah, it won’t be long before Roman numerals are abolished because Gen Zs won’t have a fucking clue what they mean!

  19. You can’t get away from it, black everywhere, when are we going to get white TV

    I will end up like Johnny from the fast show.

  21. Hewitt will be livid. He thought he was the first royal to marry a mouthy “black” bitch.

  22. Like that black Richard II (Shakespeare play) not long ago. Although you’d think a gay king was not really a suitable vehicle for an ultra-virile black actor. But there ya go – as Mr Ford (probably) said, ‘any colour as so as it’s black.’

    • I believe this is referred to as ‘colour blind casting’.
      It’s like when wimmin play Hamlet or King Lear.
      I’m looking forward to seeing Eddie Izzard take the lead role in a revival of ‘Hello Dolly’.

  23. If you do use Google as a search engine try looking up “European history people” and select images.
    I hope that clears this all up for you.

  25. Thanks to advertising, it would appear Britain is at least 90% bame, and this has been the case for a few years with no uproar. Now, with blackboarding, the opposite of whitewashing, films and documentaries are now featuring an unrealistic portrayal of diversity and this will go largely unchallenged too, as to do so would incur the wrath of the Leftwaffe, and increasingly the law. Once gen x is in the ground, all links with the true past will be severed, as I think gen x was the last generation to have any real education on history, and had relatives that had first hand experience of the last big event in human history, the Second World War. This is evident in the use of the word Nazi applied to anyone who isn’t a fucking Marxist, and liking Boris and Trump to Hitler, as it shows a complete lack of knowledge regarding what they are actually talking about.
    And, don’t forget that many people get their knowledge and opinions on shit they watch on tv. Braveheart anyone?

    • TV and Hollywoke but cunts like Jack Dorsey and Droid Zuckerborg play their role.
      Fuck ’em, their nightmare is only just beginning.

  27. Am I allowed to audition for the role of Nelson Mandela please?Or am I too whitey for the role?Oh Lordy where da Chicken shop?

  28. Maybe they could get Tom Hardy to play Saint Chicken Floyd George in an epic biopic? It could be called ‘I Can’t Breath (I is chokin on some chiggun)’.

  29. BLM-Boleyn’s Life Matters.

    “Henry, a aint gonna tell you agin, mudderfuckaaaah. You want ma “po-po”, youse gots-ta gets rids o’ dat Ho Catttrin! Word!”

  30. In the film “Henry VIII and His Six Wives” (1972), starring Charlotte Rampling as Anne, I seem to remember there was a masque scene where she wore black face. Shocking!
    Presumably that film would come with a warning for the snowflakes if it were shown on TV today. Not that any of them would watch it anyway. History? Boring.

    • Charlotte Rampling. Well saucy.

      The BBC’s 1971 ‘Six Wives of Henry VIII’ was brilliant. Some great performances, with Dorothy Tutin as Anne Boleyn and Annette ‘Mrs Meldrew’ Crosby as Catherine of Aragon. Great and accurate drama before all this woke and BLM shite existed.

      • Richard Burton’s Henry was great. ‘I have torn the fabric of the state for you’ to Anne Boleyn.
        Also Robert Shaw in ‘A Man For All Seasons”. Really captures the strained relationship-the seething anger and frustration beneath the outward civility.

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