Channel 5 and Henry VIII(2)

Channel 5 are deserving of a nomination, for being smug, woke, blackwashing cunts. I’ve just found out (30th October), that they’re doing a show about the life of Henry VIII. For reasons of wokeness and to show how stunning and brave they are, his second wife, Anne Boleyn, will be played by a black actress. I’m pretty sure that there were exactly NO black people in England during the Tudor period, especially as members of the aristocracy, so why tell lies about history? (Cultural Appropriation, surely? – DA)

Can you imagine the shitstorm from their fellow members of the Leftwaffe if they did a show on the life of Rosa Parks, with Emily Blunt playing Rosa? You’d be able to hear the screeching on Mars.

FUCK OFF Channel 5, you woke cunts. Fuck right off!

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

(More info here Anne Boleyn was Black – DA)

..and seconded by:mystic maven 

Channel 5 deserve a nomination, as they too have now jumped on the woke bandwagon. They have cast a black actress in the role of Anne Boelyn. To balance things, they will no doubt be making a programme about Mandela or Martin Luther King with Liam Neeson in the title role.

92 thoughts on “Channel 5 and Henry VIII(2)

  1. Did Queen do a premonition type thing tribute to BLM and Saint Chicken Floyd George? After all, didn’t the great Lord Frederick Lucan of Mercury sing ‘Just gimme gimme gimme gimme fried chiggun’?

    A true visionary, before his time and all that crap…

  2. Ch5 should do a documentary about Adolf Hitler being played by either Sacha Baron Cohen or Morgan Freeman. That would be worth watching just for the diversity aspect alone.

      • With Kanye West as Himmler, Idris Ebola as Albert Speer, ‘Sir’ Lenny of Henry as Goebbels, Stormzy as Joseph Mengele, and Beyonce as Leni Riefenstahl.

  3. Stop gate crashing out history, stick to your own when you were living in mud huts, starving and butchering each other, fast forward to the present day and not much has changed for them.!

  4. Never a good idea to re-write English history just to appease some Dark Key folk👎👎
    Anne Boleyn was born in Norwich not Africa👎👎

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