Sean Ono Lennon

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Greetings, po-pickers. Ring-a-ding-ding, lets have an autumn equinox swing Wireless 2 style, for the last offspring of dead beatle John Lennon – Sean, looking as thick as pig shit and twice as nasty, leaps aboard the nostalgia bandwagon, in the company of Paul McCartney and Ethel sorry Elton John, to commemorate the old man’s 80th birthday in October (if he hadn’t got bored and Lennon pere’ turned his toes up at 40):

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54252598

The same turgid old songs, the same threadbare backstage stories, the usual slimy self congratulation, with a nice dollop of misty eyed nostalgia.

Lennon fathered another son, before abandoning him and his mother, while the Beatles were still a name, Julian, and surely he would have been a better choice?. Wee Sean was just a mewling infant at the time John kicked the bucket (Mark Chapman represented the Performing Rights Society, and used his gu to tell him he wasn’t performing right), and despite the fact he is mixed race (Chinkies are the new BBC minority) he had only just entered the world when the Beatles were four middle aged men trading on the success of two decades earlier.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

57 thoughts on “Sean Ono Lennon”

  1. Looks like his dad doesn’t he?
    What I mean is he models hisself on his dad, tries to look like him.
    His dad treated him like shite!!
    I was Sean id record a duet album with Mark Chapman.

      • I’m surprised Lloyds didn’t use Yoko to warble out their latest ad. What a missed opportunity. Lennons and Yokos Double Fantasy album was double the trouble to play as you had to manually skip each other track to avoid the Terrahawks soundalike. Back then I didnt feel Lennon was a cunt, but I’ve since been educated.

  4. I distantly recall the bland in question. Far inferior ( IMHO ) to Dave Clark, or any of the other super Bands around at the time. I do recall however ( with clarity ) a certain Cynthia Lennon ( whom I have met ) who had all of the admirable qualities that the Ono person did not. Having dumped a lovely and personable wife and lovely son, said Lennon Snr. was indeed a stupid prat.

    • Lennon was a total cunt to his first wife, Cynthia Knocked her about a bit according to her. He also shat on Julian big style, however, Dave Clark better than John Lennon ? What at pissing? taking a shit? making paper planes ? I give up! …Give over.

      • I think Fr Upp is pulling our plonkers here but on a related matter I vaguely remember that Dave Clark is/was one of the most astute operators in the Biz. Owns the rights to priceless archives of 60s TV shows, recording sessions, photos etc. I do believe he was for a short while the biggest British draw in the USA.
        On topic: not especially bothered about the Fab Fours sprogs but their lives must be a misery trying to live the legacy, although Zac Starkey played drums on the recent Who album (which is excellent by the way)

      • Dave Clark was a clever chap – apart from knocking seven bells out of his drum kit he bought up all the old television recordings of his and everybody else’s bands from the old ITV station that made Ready Steady Go, and as a result he is now a very wealthy man. Well into his 70s now, he never married,. I suspect a touch of the Cliff Richards about him, but at least he is not as sanctimonious as Richard, and not as noisy as Elton John (except when he played the drums, which I don’t think he has for 40 years). The Dave Clark 5 were not as precious as the beatles, so probably more enjoyable in the disposable world of pop.

      • Sorry Issac, that looked as if I cribbed you – I honestly didn’t – I didn’t see your post till after I had shoved mine through.

      • Absolutely no problem at all WC. In fact I’m somewhat reassured we were thinking on the same lines and confirming DC’s business acumen!

        Incidentally a quick Wiki check in the meantime suggests he comforted Freddie Mercury in his final hours. Which I didn’t know but rather lends even more credence to your comment!!

      • The DCF were not only not as precious at The Beatles they were not even in the same league. Very few were or are. The Stones, The Kinks.

        Dave Clark is a good Tottenham lad but musically a one-trick pony.

        The Beatles’ musical canon ranges from simple catchy pop to rock’n’roll, beautiful ballads like Long and Winding Road to neo-classical gems such as She’s Leaving Home.

        Three fantastic songwriters and an almost magical chemistry.

        No other band comes close to matching this.

        Lennon could be very unpleasant – witness his mocking of the disabled – despite his love and peace persona.

        Yet overall he was a genius and a force for good in the world.

        At least his sons cherish his legacy.

      • I think if Lennon were around today he would have been bought down by his anti-semitism – he apparently made terrible slurs to Brian Epstein on many occassions. Either that or he would have been a Corbynite Labour MP in the pool.

      • The Dave Clark Five rode on the back of the Beatles. Good B-listers, but wouldn’t have existed without the Fab 4.

      • Greatest pop single Norman? Don’t know about that but we all have different opinions. The only Love Affair record I ever bought was ‘Bringing On Back The Good Times’. Still got it.

      • It certainly sounds as fresh as it ever did, Norman. Yes it’s a very, very good song.

        This reminds me how producers and arrangers really earned their wonga in those days. Love Affair were way too young and callow to sort out all those horns, backing singers and orchestration on their own. Which did of course transform a rough demo into a classic.

        Mickie Most, Joe Meek, Phil Spector* and all the rest of them were legends.

        * No stranger to J.W.Lennon Esq.

      • Morning Bertie. You velly funny man.

        I’m off to have my flu jab now. If you don’t hear from me again you’ll know I’ve been abducted by Bill Gates in Elon Musk’s spaceship.

      • I had mine last week, it didn’t hurt and everything is fine (greetings from the planet Zog)

  6. I wonder if he can squeeze ping pong balls out of his arse. That would be better entertainment.

  7. Must be a cunt for him and his brother to know Liam Gallagher cornered the market in being lennons son and heir.

    • Liam Gallagher. Christ what a tosser. He should really be Nommed on here for that whiny mewling voice alone. Factor in the Parka uniform; microphone technique; wears shades indoors in winter; swears constantly to “shock” us, generally acts the cartoon “rock star”.
      Noel nabbed all the royalties and stubbornly refuses to reform the band. Good for him. They couldn’t sell out dick shit outside the UK

  8. Note to Admin: the excellent Frank Windsor has died; seem to remember he was a regular in someone’s Dead Pool? Unless they gave up on him?

    (Nope! No one had dear old Frank in our current DeadPool. Not even our Shaun! Carry on – DA)

    • Thanks for that DA. I truly never doubted you. You somehow manage to announce a new Dead Pool before the last victim even knows they’ve carked !!!

      (Be careful the next time you plug in that dodgy toaster of yours! – DA)

    • Never mind that Old Fart,I’ve just heard the news that Dubstep DJ Cookie Monsta is dead.

      I am,of course,devastated.

  9. Lennon was a gullible oaf. I think the late Cynthia got a one off payment of £20k. Meanwhile the staggeringly untalented, unattractive, mean-spirited Ono is a multi millionaire. And still my deadpool choice.
    Go figure, as they say.

  12. Hes a right crank isnt he?
    Modelling yourself on your dead dad?!!
    Hes the Norman Bates of pop.
    Living off the name trying to get every last bit of cash out of it, the Beatles legacy.
    Stand on your own feet hippy!

    Call yourself ‘Jap Jesus’!😊

  13. Given that his parents are two of the biggest cunts ever, his cuntitude is inevitable.

  15. Only famous as his parents are famous.Clinging onto their coattails.Oven please Unkle Terry

  16. Meanwhile Boris Johnson is meeting Ursula Von der Leyen today, in a last ditch attempt to get a trade deal. He’ll be putty in her hands.

  18. The way Lennon allowed both Yoko Fucking Ono and Allen Klein into the Beatles orbit killed the band. What I don’t fucking get though is why. We’ve all had our heads turned by a pretty bird. but Yoko Fucking Ono?!! The bloke had more top fanny in the 60s than I’ve had bacon butties. One of Lennon’s affairs was with the then tasty Eleanor Bron on the set of Help! Yet he threw absolutely everything away for the Sea Hag that is Yoko Fucking Ono? Was there hypnosis or brainwashing involved? John could have had his pick and he chose that. Or, should I say, Yoko Fucking Ono chose him? She initially had designs on McCartney, but he was understandably not interested. So, she pursued Lennon. George Harrison loathed her and sussed her out almost immediately. Bob Dylan warning him about Yoko Fucking Ono’s reputation stateside and that she was a predatory devious cunt. And it was Lennon’s old mate, David Crosby who invented the term ‘Yoko Fucking Ono’. As the Sea Hag cut Crosby, Harrison, Macca, Dylan, Jagger and everyone else out of John’s life.

    Sean is just like all those other ‘Mummy and Daddy are paying’ rich kid cunts like Daniel Twatcliffe, Emma Twatson, Mark Ronson, that Delegvigne slag, Titless Swift, and Turkey Paltrow. Spoilt twats with no talent or qualities, but they have wealthy and well connected parents.

    Oh, and Darren Ferguson as well. Son of ‘Sir Alex’. The little cunt.

    (Have just checked our database, and Yoko Cunto has only been nominated 4 times in the last decade, the last being over a year ago. She’s definitely due another one, or better still a visit to the DeadPool! – DA)

  21. Classic bit of Beatles folklore.

    When recording the ‘Abbey Road’ album in 1969, Yoko Fucking Ono lay in a huge double bed on the floor of the recording studio, as she was apparently ‘bedridden’ and ‘ill’. The cunt also had a microphone put over said bed, so she could interfere, instruct her ‘servants’ and give orders.

    One day, Fucking Ono thought the studio was empty, and this ‘sick’ woman crept out of her pit and went over to George Harrison’s amp, where he kept his stash of chocolate biscuits. As Fucking Ono went over their and started scoffing them, she heard Harrison bellow through the control room microphone ‘That fucking bitch!’

  22. That clip is just fucking bizarre. She really is a talentless mad and ugly cunt. Definitely should have been her taking those bullets. I simply can’t understand what John was doing with that slant eyed man like cunt. Yoko, do us all a favour and just fuck off and die.

  23. In those clips it sounds as though she is getting fucked up the arse dry by Ashley Banjo and his brother!

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