Rehan Baig – Cluckity Cluck Cluck

Have you ever pondered the question ‘why did the chicken cross the road?’. Well in Bradford at least, it may be to avoid the unwelcome attentions of a certain ethnically persuaded individual by the name of Rehan Baig.

Last year the scuffers raided his house on a tip that the cunt was in possession of child porn, but found even more than they bargained for. Film was found (taken by Baig’s charmless wife Haleema) of him having intercourse with live chickens, and even inter-acting with his wife at the same time.

There was also film of the gruesome twosome ‘romping’ (as ‘The Stun’ might put it) with a dog. The images were stored on computer under ‘family vids’.

Baig has now been sent down (or as ‘The Stun’ might again put it, ‘Sex Beast Caged’) and put on the sex offenders’ register. Although the films suggested that Mrs B had been a willing participant, she of course claimed ‘domestic abuse’ and got off with a suspended sentence.

Blimey, I’d like to be a fly on the wall of the prison canteen, and can envisage a conversation something like this;

‘Basher Bloggs’; ‘wot yer in fer mate?’
Baig; ‘I am being here for possession of naughty kiddy images. And for having sexy fun with chickens and a dog’
‘Basher’; ‘fook me, did ya put ’em in’t curry after?. Right lads, ‘old this cunt down, an’ I’ll kick his fookin’ ribs in’

It’s really hard to fathom what makes people act the cunt like this. Part of a certain cultural heritage perhaps? Anyway, it’s clucking fowl is what it is.

Nominated by: Ron Knee


and seconded by: mystic maven

A KFC bargain bucket cunting for Rehan Baig, recently sentenced to three years for having sex with chickens, yes.

Not much more I can say here, so read the story for yourselves. His wife’s a cunt too for assisting him with his perversions.

(Chickens’ Lives Matter – DA)


and thirded by: Everyonesacunt

Rehan Baig. Aged 37and his wife Haleema.
Often I am overly Verbose when writing things however, this is one time that words are really failing me.

This piece of scum has been sentence for raping poultry to death while his dear wife filmed it. What the Fucking fuck fuck.
Other misdemeanours include sex with a dog and a catalogue of child pornographic pictures.
See link

He received 3 years inside at Bradford crown court she 6 months suspended. ( She claimed, possibly true? that he abused her)

WTFFF. I here by pass a new sentence that he attends all of Barrymore’s future pool parties. For a very long time. Fucking depraved Cunt.

(A bonus nom for Saturday evening, just to put you in a good (or fowl, ha!) mood for when you tuck into your Sunday Dinner of Roast Chicken & Rehan Baig stuffing. – DA)

100 thoughts on “Rehan Baig – Cluckity Cluck Cluck

  1. If this cunt tried to fuck my coloured hating ridgeback, he’d certainly be cockless in seconds!!! (I’ll get my coat)

  2. The dirty filthy fowl cunt. I bet when he used to go to KFC and they asked what way he wanted his chicken cooked he asked for it raw as he wanted to take it home and fuck it first. Dirty filthy animal.

  3. Bet this sand-n.ggr wanked himself stupid, watching Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.

    Favourite song-The chicken song, from spitting image.

    Stick yer cock into a cock
    Alan’s snackbar in the air
    Blow up a jumbo jet
    Then shave off all your hair

    Put some Semtex on your belt
    Then head off to London Town
    Incinerate some kids
    Only white ones, not shit-brown

    Then off to middle school
    Find white girls under thirteen
    Ply them with cheap alcohol
    Then rape them till they scream

    When police come after you
    It’s time to make a plan
    You pack up all your clothes
    And fuck off to PAKISTAN

    All together now,
    Stick your cock into a cock…


  4. Very bad for poultry and one would posit the poor dog had to be shot. They don’t care these ethnics. Was one done for fucking a corpse in a funeral home not long back? Great benefit to society.

  5. Of course this piece of crap will get all the perks his ‘relgion’ demands in the nick. He will also be out in less than three years. He will also be on every benefit in the book and get a free house when he gets out.

    Britain is shit!

  6. Good nomination, Ron. Perhaps he should join up with that fox-killing lawyer cunt Joylon Maughm for some chicken rompy.

  7. What a shame the cunt didnt pick on the chicken out the family guy episodes thatd fuck him right up lol

  8. Lends new insight into “choking your chicken”.

    Perhaps he’s now “playing chicken” in “chokey” – but more likely he’s currently “on the block” in HMP Franklands (or is it Wakey-Wakey?) pending shipping out into dispersal, probably Long Lartin.


  9. I understand that the gentleman in question was at one time a chef in a Manchester Restaurant. Im tempted to suggest his signature dish was coq au vin but as the establishment was an Asian takeaway……

    • Are we to understand that Haleema sucked his cock -straight out of a raw chicken’s orifice?
      Woman must have a strong constitution and an iron stomach for sure.
      I hope they monitor her online activities.
      This slag is a raghead sex-symbol.

      • A veritable muslim Stacey Dooley ‘eh?

        One puts her nose into other people’s business.
        The other puts her nose into chickens!

  10. Disgusting fucker. Chickens? The cruel cunt.
    Sheep are far more congenial. So I’m told. By a friend.

  11. What kind of filthy bastard enjoys an egg bag shag? A mouse limb of course.

  12. The result of centuries of inbreeding (hopefully they’ll die out because of it). Here sex offenders work in the prison kitchen, don’t eat the chicken.

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