A ‘We have done it again’ cunting for the Mercury Music Prize.
I am sure it will be no surprise to the fellow cunters that the prize has been won by Michael Kiwanuka, never heard of him, neither have I but he is a black solo artist.
So why is it no surprise, well it’s because 5 of the last 6 winners have been black solo artists, and Michael Kiwanuka‘s album ticks the right boxes as the tracks are about oppression, experience of young black Britons and civil rights.
Fuck me, if the prize had been won by white artists 5 of the last 6 years there would be cries of racism, but of course if black people are disproportionately favoured it cannot be racist init!
Maybe the the Mercury Prize cunts should be reported to the equalities commission, utter fucking Cunts!
Nominated by: Sick of it
Meaningless posturing from the soy mob.
Just give the award to Miles Davis every year.
Carry on up your arses.
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I wouldn’t get too worked up about it.
The Mercury music awards are always full of nominations for artsy muso types who nobody has ever heard of and who disappear into obscurity directly after the awards are over.
The winner is usually the artist who can pull off and sustain the musical equivalent of the colour beige.
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Just more rich fuckers desperate to confirm their right on, libtard status. Unless this Kawasaki bloke is a trannie in a wheelchair they’re nowhere near as woke as me. Cunts.
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Being an Americunt I knew nothing of the Mercury Music Prize and even less about the Michael Kiwanuka. So, as always I used the ever biased Google and can report that the only thing I learned was a bit of trivia.
Kiwanuka was born in Muswell Hill London. So was the great Ray Davies. Apparently, the “complexion” of the neighborhood has changed. Ray became the Kinks. This guy became a cunt.
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Ray? Indeed he was from there, General. Saw the Kinks a couple of times, just slightly past their peak chart-wise but just superb live.
First time was a great all-standing sweaty gig at Reading Top Rank circa 1972 supported by Babe Ruth and Glencoe (the latter containing the great Norman Watt-Roy).
And Dave Davies….. phenomenal. He may not be in the Beck/ Blackmore/ Howe class but he really got us rocking. Stupefyingly under-rated guitarist.
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Every award, every new tv presenter etc will be BAME or part of the alphabet gang. Not very diverse is it? Indoctrination to us horrible racist whitey lower/middle class.
Fuck knows where this will all end but I suspect Enoch Powell may prove to be correct. The black man holding the whip over the white.
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Fuck me, what I would give for a time machine right now.
This world has disappeared up its own arse. A big system reset button is dying to be pressed.
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At least he looks like he doesn’t talk about ho’s, bitches, drugs, guns, stabbing, da hood and fuck honky all the time on his records.
Though does sound like it’s Black Ed Sheeran music, which would still make him a cunt.
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I can’t really criticise the Mercury committee too much… at my branch of the “Keep Fiddlerland White” Lodge we hadn’t had a Dark-Key winner of the annual “100 yard dash” in over 30 years… until that delivery-sootie made the mistake of getting out of his van…give the bugger his dues…100 yards while hurdling troughs and a barbed-wire fence in 6.2 seconds with a pack of baying hounds after him was pretty impressive stuff….unfortunately he got too ambitious and attempted to add to his glory by swimming across the duck-pond…”Pride Comes Before A Fall” I’m afraid,Rastus…sank like a fucking stone.he did.
Next week is the annual “Drag-Hunt”…can you guess what we chase,Cunters ?
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Dick@
You quiet work-wise?
You mentioned it to Capt Maggie,
Im the same, gone from busy for months to nothing this week?
Weird.
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We’ve still got the contract work,it’s the private
jobs that have gone quiet….people just don’t want to spend the money and I can’t say that I blame them. Must admit that I’m not taking a lot of hurt personally but the lads are self-employed and they’ll notice the difference.
Morning,Miserable.
Morning, All.
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Morning Dick,
People are quite rightly worried to spend.
This time next year if you’ve disposable income youll struggle to spend it!
Pubs all gone
Cinemas gone
Nightclubs gone
Mosques will still be open though!😀😀
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r.e swimming dark keys, if you can keep your breakfast down, you can read on the BBC website about a brave dark key’s struggle to become an olympic swimmer (obviously challenging the fact that they usually sink like a stone). The fact that the kid is obviously mixed race seems bye-the-bye. Oh, and he was British, but now “swims” for Jamaica (says it all really).
Anyway, “aspiring swimmer” makes a nice change from “aspiring footballer/architect/rapper (delete as appropriate)”.
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Oh and why the fuck is he dressed like Henry VIII?
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Apparently, Henry VIII was Black. I must admit I did not know that
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Well, Lady C made me watch a thing on Netflix called “Enola Holmes” and I was re-educated in the fact that Victorian London was full of dark keys, chinks and paksters. And I never knew: probably as I am white and, therefore, a racist.
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Fuck me. These cunts want everything. What next, a black queen Victoria??
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We wuz kangz and shieet.
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Perhaps he is planning a Lin Manuel-Miranda version of Othello. You know…a wokest take on Shakespeare’s classic tale. Or rather, how systemic racism and white supremacy led to the BLM movement during Tudor times.
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I was not aware it was counted as “music”.
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Just imagine if the music “industry” had been like it is today in 1920 – Edward Elgar would have had to rap Land Of Hope And Glory, and Sir Malcolm Sargent and Thomas Beecham would have had to have had Afro haircuts and blacked up. To get anywhere as a violinst Fritz Kreisler would have had to wear a spotted bandanna and claimed to have been a Pikey.
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Utter shite.Bore off
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To be honest I thought it was Robertsons jam the musical.
Let him have the award its meaningless and they like anything shiny,
He’ll wear it around his neck.
Well done for being token black Kwackernacker.
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I would’ve preferred to have remained ignorant of the winner of this award but now that I’m aware who won, I can confirm I don’t give a shit.
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All part of the new black privilege. Everything is dunbed down and made easy for you and if you don’t like it you must be wassist.
I loved it a few years ago when Mick Hucknall won a MOBO award and all the dark keys were up in arms.
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It’s black history month, I expect there will be many documentaries on previous Mercury prize winners on the BBC. Here is a brief synopsis:
Invention of the boomerang.
Slavery.
Rorke’s drift.
Necklacing invented in South Africa
Peanut butter.
Idi Amin.
The Mercury prize.
Let me know if I left anything out.
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Voodoo!
I recall a recent incident where someone who sacrificed a cow/goat or some other animal in a voodoo ceremony had to resign from their post as The country’s Minister of Education .
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Fried chiggun
sleeping
driving (badly) old German cars
going full chimp out at the slightest issue
stealing bicycles and trainers
fathering numerous children then buggering off
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The stateside edition:
Smoking crack
Bitches and Hoes
Newport cigarettes
Thunderbird wine
Basketball
Meghan Markle
Rap music
The Obamas
Ebonics
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I’d always fancied myself as a bit of singer. I’d practice for hours using a wooden spoon as a microphone but those hopes and aspirations all died the day I picked up a colander by mistake and strained my vocal chords….
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None of these awards are now based on true merit whether music, film, tv, book whatever.
Everything must bow to diversity which means the winner has to be ethnic.
The results are fixed in advance. White nominees need not apply.
The majority is no longer represented in our society.
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And the award for being black goes to..
What’s the first thing you say to a Mercury Prize winner?
“Big Mac and fries please”.
And we need more white winners at the MOBO racism awards – the poor oppressed whites have nowhere enough representation!
As the esteemed JTC would say – “get to fuck”.
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Never heard of the cunt but I have no doubt he is up there with Otis, Hendrix, Sam Cook, Smokie, Aretha, BB King and the rest. Or more likely with that ginger cunt whose name escapes me.
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Last decent winner….. P.J.Harvey in 2011 with the superb ‘Let England Shake’, (although being Polly it had to contain the obligatory anti-establishment rant or two but never mind).
Every subsequent winner has of course completely disappeared off the radar the moment they banked the winners cheque, having produced zero of interest to anyone, anywhere.
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Agreed Isaac. PJH is great and that album was brilliant. She has gone off the boil a bit since though. Looks like she’s going down the woke-appeasing route instead of ploughing her own furrow. Pity but that’s how the world is moving.
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All award shows are woke, have been for years.
The Mercury prize became overtly pc in 1997-just check the history.
I don’t want to see a ghost
It’s the sight that I fear most
I’d rather stay home have some toast
Watch the evening news
Des-ree “life”
A song which went platinum and won awards in 1998/9
Possibly the worst lyrics ever.
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WTF is the Mercury prize?? It makes no difference to me who wins it. Only cunts would take any notice of it. Never hear it mentioned on Planet Rock or Classic fm.
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Mrs Stoat and I had never heard of Mr Kiwanuka until June of last year when we went to Glastonbury and saw him perform there. Indeed, you can see us on the front row on the BBC broadcast of the gig.
Have to say he was terrific!
The award bollicks to watch out for though us coming up soon. The MOBO’s are back. The single most racist set of awards imaginable. Can you just imagine if somebody were to suggest a MOWO award?!
Cunts.
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Further to the need for diversity in every possible area of human endeavour, I am delighted to see that Sir Roger Penrose is one of the winners of this year’s Nobel Prize for Physics.
For his work on black holes….
No doubt anticipating new breakthroughs in differently-gendered holes. Sorry.
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The Mercury prize is fuckin worthless, a goldfish won at a coconut shy has more meaning, and what a shock that a lump of Coal has won it.!
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Looks like a pedo cunt.
Better add something for length. Sorry to be blunt.
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I thought Rusty Lee had done a charity song…
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