Well done to Shaun (yet again) who correctly predicted that England and Man United legend Nobby Stiles would be the next to cark it. He was 78.
On to Deadpool 179
The rules:
1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.
2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )
My picks (GTC)
Tom Smith (rugby)
George Alagiah
Angela Lansbury
Dick Van Dyke
Joe Biden
If I give you the names of five people I don’t like, will you pass them on to Shaun for his next nominations? Tell him I’ll pay.
2
Jimmy cricket.
Lionel Bair
Leslie Phillips
Hillary mantel
Tom Baker
0
George Soros (Mega Cunt)
Gina Miller (Uber Cunt)
James Abbott Thompson (criminal cunt and son of Flabbopotamus). Suicide
Rolf Harris (kiddy fiddler)
Cliff Richard (lucky cunt to have avoided incarceration)
2
Judith Charmers. Paul Gadd. Esther Rantzen. Anne Robinson. Martina Navratilova.
0
Stephen Sondheim
Tom Lehrer
Marge Champion
John Woodvine
Pete Murray
1
The Glitter man’s gone, change for Ozzy Osborne.
0
Franz Beckenbaur
Michael Douglas
Gene Hackman
Pete Townsend
Rick Wakeman
0
RIP Nobby. Worth all the rest of Man United’scurrent sack of shit put together.
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’Farrell
Henry Woolf
Patsy King
Ann Blyth
1
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Cliff Richard
Anita Harris
George Takei
Good Darts Shaun again!!!!! Odin ad R.T.C a delicious scenario you envision.
1
Norman Lloyd…Oh no some thieving cunts stole him….
William Shatner.
Bill Wyman.
Billy Idol
Eva Saint Marie.
Bill Cosby.
0
Egon Krenz
Jack Smethurst
Kenneth Kaunda
Clarissa Eden
Joss Ackland
0
Bob Dole
Angela Landsbury
Joanne Woodward
Prunella Scales
Lester Piggott
0
Alex Kurtzman,
James Corden
0
Replace Angela with
Jimmy Carter
0
Sorry George. I already took Jimmy.
0
Lewis Hamilton
Lily Allen
Labi Siffre
Leslie (spelled wrongly, as she’s a woman) Evans (Permanent Secretary to the Scottish Government)
Len McCluskey
I look a good alliteration.
0
Denis Law
Mike Summerbee
Paddy Crerand
Brian Kidd
Willie Morgan
0
John Cleese ,sir Trevor McDonald Tony Blair , Gary Lineker, Bobby charlton
0
Nancy Pelosi
Harry Roberts
Patrick Stewart
Lawrie McMenemy
Diego Maradona
0
Larry King
Meat loaf
Christopher Plummer
Murray Walker
Pele
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Imelda Marcos.
That’s all folks.
0
Cosby gone, swap out for Grace Slick.
0
Neil Diamond
Thelma Barlow
Mel Brooks
Richard O’Sullivan
Arthur Scargill
0
Phil Collins
Pauline Collins
Joan Collins
Colin Powell
0
Phil Collins
Pauline Collins
Joan Collins
Colin Powell
0
And Brad Pitt
0
Well done Shaun !
Did anyone nom Ball (of Cannon & Ball fame) ?
Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
0
Willie Nelson
Pope Benedict
Pope Francis
Nicola Sturgeon
Jerry Lee Lewis
0
Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Pierre Cardin
Tippi Hedren
0
Limpy nicked my Tony Bennett
King cunt nicked my Christopher Plummer
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Vince Hill (oldtime singer)
Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
Ray Brooks (Mr Benn)
James Earl Jones (I pray not – the man’s a legend)
Ghislane Maxwell (hanged in prison)
1
Jesse Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson
0