Dead Pool (179)

Posted on October 30, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Well done to Shaun (yet again) who correctly predicted that England and Man United legend Nobby Stiles would be the next to cark it. He was 78.

On to Deadpool 179

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My picks (GTC)

Tom Smith (rugby)

George Alagiah

Angela Lansbury

Dick Van Dyke

Joe Biden

78 thoughts on “Dead Pool (179)”

Paul Maskinback on October 30, 2020 at 4:11 pm said:

Olivia Newton John
Jet Black
Michael Barratt
Geoffrey Palmer
Kenneth Cope

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A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts on October 30, 2020 at 4:13 pm said:

I finally got my picks in first. Take that Shaun. 🙂

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Deploy the Sausage on October 30, 2020 at 4:15 pm said:

Mikhail Gorbachev
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne
Josef fritzl

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Cuntstable Cuntbubble on October 30, 2020 at 4:16 pm said:

Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick

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Duke of Cuntshire on October 30, 2020 at 4:16 pm said:

Sally Ann Howes
Norman Lloyd
Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
June Lockhart

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Dickie Dribbler on October 30, 2020 at 4:16 pm said:

Irene Papas
George Shultz
Robert Fyfe
Roger Corman
Norman Jewison

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Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on October 30, 2020 at 4:19 pm said:

Lord Sumption ret. judge
Sidney Poitier
Bill Odie
Lord David Owen
Shirley Williams

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The cunt man of Alcatraz on October 30, 2020 at 4:22 pm said:

Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Ratko Mladic

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- Miserable Northern Cunt on October 30, 2020 at 4:24 pm said:
  
  Clint Eastwood
  Marky Ramone
  Sheridan smith
  Harvey price
  Katie price
  
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  - Miserable Northern Cunt on October 30, 2020 at 4:27 pm said:
    
    Dunno who was fastest with Clint Cuntakinty?
    If you?
    He’s like chain lightning!
    And
    Ill have Eric Clapton
    If me?
    Unlucky punk.😁
    
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  - Liberal Liquidator on October 30, 2020 at 4:32 pm said:
    
    Clint will never die Miserable, like Chuck Norris. Death will slink back into the shadows and apologise for for disturbing him.
    
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  - Wanksock on October 30, 2020 at 5:10 pm said:
    
    I saw Clint last year and he looked hail and hearty, out with his mates for late Sunday Lunch at The Mission Ranch, Carmel.
    
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  - Cuntakinty on October 30, 2020 at 7:24 pm said:
    
    You can have Clint. Tbh if he pegs it id be very upset and winning this would be of little consolation.
    I’ll have Bill Clinton, he looked fucked last time I saw him.
    
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Cuntakinty on October 30, 2020 at 4:23 pm said:

Clint Eastwood
Jeremy Corbyn
Sean Connery
James whale
Dianne Abbott

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Liberal Liquidator on October 30, 2020 at 4:23 pm said:

Anne Buydens
Bernie Madoff
Eileen Ash
Beverly Cleary
Raul Castro.

Nice work Shaun.

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Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler on October 30, 2020 at 4:26 pm said:

Giovanna Ralli
Bernard Cribbins
Roger Whittaker
Tommy Steele
Betty White

Good Shot,Shaun.

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Freddie the Frog on October 30, 2020 at 4:26 pm said:

Yeah, Shaun nicked Nobby from me the pikey cunt.

Jimmy Greaves (fuck you B&W)
Henry Kissinger
Ken Bates
Johnny Mathis
David Gold

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- General Tso's Chiggun on October 30, 2020 at 4:31 pm said:
  
  I think Norm may have had him before both of you but I might be wrong on that.
  
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Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea on October 30, 2020 at 4:31 pm said:

Emmanuel Macron
Stephen Fry
Paul Francis Gadd
Paul McCartney
David Broome

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Shackledragger cunt on October 30, 2020 at 4:41 pm said:

Bert Newton
Kamal
Paul Hogan
Donald Rumsfeld
James Hong

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Jack The Cunter on October 30, 2020 at 4:47 pm said:

Stanley Baxter
John Aston
Bill Ward
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies

Bang on, Shaun.

What a day that was, Champions of the World, after beating The Hun ( oh so sweet ).
Good old Nobby, another proper footballer gone .

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- Jack The Cunter on October 30, 2020 at 5:18 pm said:
  
  John Astin not Aston.
  
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Cuntsince1066 on October 30, 2020 at 4:51 pm said:

Peter Tobin
Peter sutcliffe
Bobby charlton
Lewis Hamilton
Andy Murray

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- Odin's balls on October 30, 2020 at 5:07 pm said:
  
  Lily Allen
  Jeremy Corbyn
  Greta Thunberg
  Doreen fucking Lawrence
  Joe Biden
  
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  - Cuntakinty on October 30, 2020 at 7:27 pm said:
    
    Sorry Odin I’ve got Jezzer.
    
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  - Odin's balls on October 31, 2020 at 1:20 am said:
    
    Ok. I’ll take Stormzy instead.
    
    Good luck Cuntakinty.
    
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J R Cuntley on October 30, 2020 at 5:03 pm said:

Prince Philip
Cloris Leachman
Richard Wilson
Linda Nolan
Robert Wagner

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Wanksock on October 30, 2020 at 5:06 pm said:

Glynis Johns
Richard Hammond
John Bercow
Phillip Green
John Hemingway (The Last of the Few)

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Shaun of the Dead 69 on October 30, 2020 at 5:10 pm said:

Martin Bashir
Derek Draper
Saeb Erekat
Dai Davies
Rush Limbaugh

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- General Cuntster (Deceased) on October 30, 2020 at 5:12 pm said:
  
  Hey Shaun,
  
  Damn I forgot Rush. He’s not long for this world.
  
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General Cuntster (Deceased) on October 30, 2020 at 5:11 pm said:

Jimmy Carter
Roman Polanski
Tommy Lasorda
Brittany Spears
Heather Locklear

What’s that? Shaun won again? That’s old news. Any updates on the Hindenburg?

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Sir Limply Stoke on October 30, 2020 at 5:11 pm said:

Bastard you cunts are all getting in first because you are all on lockdown and nothing to do but tossing and cunting. To work.

Tony Bennett
Val Kilmer
Jeremy Corbin
Frank Langella
Manny Macron (Frog Pres)

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- Odin's balls on October 31, 2020 at 1:21 am said:
  
  Cuntakinty already baggefJeremy Corbyn.
  
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Ruff Tuff Creampuff on October 30, 2020 at 5:17 pm said:

Len McCluskey
Richard Burgon
Seumus Milne
Chris Williamson
John McDonnell

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- Miserable Northern Cunt on October 30, 2020 at 6:03 pm said:
  
  You wish!👍
  
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  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on October 30, 2020 at 7:06 pm said:
    
    Suicide pact, Miserable, suicide pact…
    
    Watch this space. 😉
    
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Lord Biryani on October 30, 2020 at 5:27 pm said:

Leslie Phillips
Sonny Barger
Patricia Routledge
Murray Walker
Mike Harding.
Farewell Nobby you absolute legend.

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Black and White Cunt on October 30, 2020 at 5:30 pm said:

Yaphet Kotto
Murray Walker
Frank Williams F1
Robert Duvall
Paul Gascoigne

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- Lord Biryani on October 30, 2020 at 6:58 pm said:
  
  Sorry I beat you to Murray Walker by three minutes.
  
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Captain Magnanimous on October 30, 2020 at 5:34 pm said:

The Dalai Lama
Diego Maradona
Alex Ferguson
Rupert Murdoch
Eve Marie Saint

Shaun’s spooky Hand of Death points the correct way again although he missed Bobby from Cannon & Ball.

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Once a cunt always a cunt on October 30, 2020 at 5:52 pm said:

Jon voight
Mary Berry
Christopher walken
Bill Cosby
Michael Caine

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Bob Frapples on October 30, 2020 at 5:55 pm said:

Freddie Foreman
Sammy The Bull Gravano
Ralph Natale (former boss of The Philadelphia Mob)
Eddie Richardson
Skinny Joey Merlino (reputed boss of The Philadelphia Mob)

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Cuntalugs on October 30, 2020 at 6:03 pm said:

Michael Aspal
Frank Ifield
Bill Roache ( Ken Barlow)
Michael Fish
David Dickinson

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Gutstick Japseye on October 30, 2020 at 6:04 pm said:

Rose West
David Berkowitz
Charles Salvador Bronson
Levi Belfield
The pope

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Baron Bastard on October 30, 2020 at 6:15 pm said:

John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde

Good darts Shaun…

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