Well done to Shaun (yet again) who correctly predicted that England and Man United legend Nobby Stiles would be the next to cark it. He was 78.
On to Deadpool 179
The rules:
1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.
2) Anyone who nominates the Worldโs Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, itโs first come first served (only because we canโt be arsed to check )
My picks (GTC)
Tom Smith (rugby)
George Alagiah
Angela Lansbury
Dick Van Dyke
Joe Biden
Olivia Newton John
Jet Black
Michael Barratt
Geoffrey Palmer
Kenneth Cope
1
I finally got my picks in first. Take that Shaun. ๐
3
Mikhail Gorbachev
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne
Josef fritzl
0
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
1
Sally Ann Howes
Norman Lloyd
Buzz Aldrin
Chuck Yeager
June Lockhart
0
Irene Papas
George Shultz
Robert Fyfe
Roger Corman
Norman Jewison
0
Lord Sumption ret. judge
Sidney Poitier
Bill Odie
Lord David Owen
Shirley Williams
2
Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Ratko Mladic
0
Clint Eastwood
Marky Ramone
Sheridan smith
Harvey price
Katie price
2
Dunno who was fastest with Clint Cuntakinty?
If you?
He’s like chain lightning!
And
Ill have Eric Clapton
If me?
Unlucky punk.๐
1
Clint will never die Miserable, like Chuck Norris. Death will slink back into the shadows and apologise for for disturbing him.
5
I saw Clint last year and he looked hail and hearty, out with his mates for late Sunday Lunch at The Mission Ranch, Carmel.
2
You can have Clint. Tbh if he pegs it id be very upset and winning this would be of little consolation.
I’ll have Bill Clinton, he looked fucked last time I saw him.
2
Clint Eastwood
Jeremy Corbyn
Sean Connery
James whale
Dianne Abbott
0
Anne Buydens
Bernie Madoff
Eileen Ash
Beverly Cleary
Raul Castro.
Nice work Shaun.
0
Giovanna Ralli
Bernard Cribbins
Roger Whittaker
Tommy Steele
Betty White
Good Shot,Shaun.
0
Yeah, Shaun nicked Nobby from me the pikey cunt.
Jimmy Greaves (fuck you B&W)
Henry Kissinger
Ken Bates
Johnny Mathis
David Gold
0
I think Norm may have had him before both of you but I might be wrong on that.
0
Emmanuel Macron
Stephen Fry
Paul Francis Gadd
Paul McCartney
David Broome
2
Bert Newton
Kamal
Paul Hogan
Donald Rumsfeld
James Hong
0
Stanley Baxter
John Aston
Bill Ward
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies
Bang on, Shaun.
What a day that was, Champions of the World, after beating The Hun ( oh so sweet ).
Good old Nobby, another proper footballer gone .
2
John Astin not Aston.
0
Peter Tobin
Peter sutcliffe
Bobby charlton
Lewis Hamilton
Andy Murray
2
Lily Allen
Jeremy Corbyn
Greta Thunberg
Doreen fucking Lawrence
Joe Biden
1
Sorry Odin I’ve got Jezzer.
0
Ok. I’ll take Stormzy instead.
Good luck Cuntakinty.
0
Prince Philip
Cloris Leachman
Richard Wilson
Linda Nolan
Robert Wagner
0
Glynis Johns
Richard Hammond
John Bercow
Phillip Green
John Hemingway (The Last of the Few)
1
Martin Bashir
Derek Draper
Saeb Erekat
Dai Davies
Rush Limbaugh
0
Hey Shaun,
Damn I forgot Rush. He’s not long for this world.
0
Jimmy Carter
Roman Polanski
Tommy Lasorda
Brittany Spears
Heather Locklear
What’s that? Shaun won again? That’s old news. Any updates on the Hindenburg?
2
Bastard you cunts are all getting in first because you are all on lockdown and nothing to do but tossing and cunting. To work.
Tony Bennett
Val Kilmer
Jeremy Corbin
Frank Langella
Manny Macron (Frog Pres)
1
Cuntakinty already baggefJeremy Corbyn.
0
Len McCluskey
Richard Burgon
Seumus Milne
Chris Williamson
John McDonnell
4
You wish!๐
1
Suicide pact, Miserable, suicide pact…
Watch this space. ๐
1
Leslie Phillips
Sonny Barger
Patricia Routledge
Murray Walker
Mike Harding.
Farewell Nobby you absolute legend.
1
Yaphet Kotto
Murray Walker
Frank Williams F1
Robert Duvall
Paul Gascoigne
0
Sorry I beat you to Murray Walker by three minutes.
0
The Dalai Lama
Diego Maradona
Alex Ferguson
Rupert Murdoch
Eve Marie Saint
Shaun’s spooky Hand of Death points the correct way again although he missed Bobby from Cannon & Ball.
1
Jon voight
Mary Berry
Christopher walken
Bill Cosby
Michael Caine
0
Freddie Foreman
Sammy The Bull Gravano
Ralph Natale (former boss of The Philadelphia Mob)
Eddie Richardson
Skinny Joey Merlino (reputed boss of The Philadelphia Mob)
0
Michael Aspal
Frank Ifield
Bill Roache ( Ken Barlow)
Michael Fish
David Dickinson
0
Rose West
David Berkowitz
Charles Salvador Bronson
Levi Belfield
The pope
0
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde
Good darts Shaun…
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