Dead Pool (179)

Well done to Shaun (yet again) who correctly predicted that England and Man United legend Nobby Stiles would be the next to cark it. He was 78.

On to Deadpool 179

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the Worldโ€™s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, itโ€™s first come first served (only because we canโ€™t be arsed to check )

My picks (GTC)

Tom Smith (rugby)

George Alagiah

Angela Lansbury

Dick Van Dyke

Joe Biden

78 thoughts on “Dead Pool (179)

  1. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne
    Josef fritzl

  2. Lord Sumption ret. judge
    Sidney Poitier
    Bill Odie
    Lord David Owen
    Shirley Williams

  3. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic

      • Dunno who was fastest with Clint Cuntakinty?
        If you?
        He’s like chain lightning!
        And
        Ill have Eric Clapton
        If me?
        Unlucky punk.๐Ÿ˜

      • Clint will never die Miserable, like Chuck Norris. Death will slink back into the shadows and apologise for for disturbing him.

      • I saw Clint last year and he looked hail and hearty, out with his mates for late Sunday Lunch at The Mission Ranch, Carmel.

      • You can have Clint. Tbh if he pegs it id be very upset and winning this would be of little consolation.
        I’ll have Bill Clinton, he looked fucked last time I saw him.

  4. Anne Buydens
    Bernie Madoff
    Eileen Ash
    Beverly Cleary
    Raul Castro.

    Nice work Shaun.

  5. Giovanna Ralli
    Bernard Cribbins
    Roger Whittaker
    Tommy Steele
    Betty White

    Good Shot,Shaun.

  6. Yeah, Shaun nicked Nobby from me the pikey cunt.

    Jimmy Greaves (fuck you B&W)
    Henry Kissinger
    Ken Bates
    Johnny Mathis
    David Gold

    • I think Norm may have had him before both of you but I might be wrong on that.

  7. Emmanuel Macron
    Stephen Fry
    Paul Francis Gadd
    Paul McCartney
    David Broome

  8. Stanley Baxter
    John Aston
    Bill Ward
    Luke Rhinehart
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, Shaun.

    What a day that was, Champions of the World, after beating The Hun ( oh so sweet ).
    Good old Nobby, another proper footballer gone .

  9. Glynis Johns
    Richard Hammond
    John Bercow
    Phillip Green
    John Hemingway (The Last of the Few)

  10. Jimmy Carter
    Roman Polanski
    Tommy Lasorda
    Brittany Spears
    Heather Locklear

    What’s that? Shaun won again? That’s old news. Any updates on the Hindenburg?

  11. Bastard you cunts are all getting in first because you are all on lockdown and nothing to do but tossing and cunting. To work.

    Tony Bennett
    Val Kilmer
    Jeremy Corbin
    Frank Langella
    Manny Macron (Frog Pres)

  12. Leslie Phillips
    Sonny Barger
    Patricia Routledge
    Murray Walker
    Mike Harding.
    Farewell Nobby you absolute legend.

  13. The Dalai Lama
    Diego Maradona
    Alex Ferguson
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint

    Shaun’s spooky Hand of Death points the correct way again although he missed Bobby from Cannon & Ball.

  14. Freddie Foreman
    Sammy The Bull Gravano
    Ralph Natale (former boss of The Philadelphia Mob)
    Eddie Richardson
    Skinny Joey Merlino (reputed boss of The Philadelphia Mob)

  15. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissie Hynde

    Good darts Shaun…

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