Honey Monster Ross

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My God…what an utterly revolting woman….

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8665671/Jonathan-Ross-daughter-Honey-23-slams-fatphobic-people-slide-DMs.html

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

(A man of few words! But we guess Fiddler is either secretly besotted by this “sexy babe”, or is utterly speechless by the desperate attention-seeking fat cunt of a thing! – Admin)

 

117 thoughts on “Honey Monster Ross”

  1. Don’t forget to buy her new record “You Can’t Get Over A Girl Like Me, You’ll Have To Get Up And Go Round” on the Fat Slag label.

    • I believe a doctor was once confronted by an overweight female patient and he explained to her that she was overweight, infact obese.
      She wasn’t havng any of it, she replied that it couldn’t possibly be the case as she was vegetarian .. he asked .. ‘What the fuck do you eat … trees ?’

  3. For the sake of all that is holy, cover up.

    More wokeness, fat is sexy, fat is fun, fat is not unhealthy.

    Fuck off, you want to be obese, your health your call.

    But don’t expect me to say your anything but fat if you raise the subject.

  4. Same view I have with heavy smokers and alcoholics, if you want nasty illnesses carry on, I really don’t give a fuck, if you want to take up 2 seats on a plane that’s your problem, if you want to be ridiculed by people keep stuffing your face, if you want to have diabetes and have limbs removed carry on, everything’s a risk, question is do you feel lucky PUNK!!!

  5. Well at least Wossy won’t be troubled by arseholes like Russel Brand ringing up saying that he wants to fuck her.

    • Cant bullshit me mr Fiddler!
      Youd be up Honey like a rat up a drainpipe!
      And just for a binliner of mcnuggets!
      Odins Balls spends £500 for a dinner for 2!
      What do you think of that then?
      Id expect youd take honey there?
      Like a girl with a appetite I do, bet she can clean a plate!
      Tell you what ill throw in £250 my treat if you want to seduce her?😊

      • Afternoon Miserable, she could be big game hunting on the Fiddler Estate. Instead of bison on the American plains or lions prowling the African savannah, its a morbidly obese minger on the Northumbrian fells.

      • Miserable, I would do the £500 dinner for two on a regular basis for Mrs Odin and select clients.

        No company could sustain the loss of feeding that fat cunt £500 worth of food per sitting, day in and day out.

        Its not even got a pretty face.
        Its a hideous lardarse with the mush borrowed off a gargoyle that lives off of Mummeh and Daddeh’s cash.

        Jeez! Render it down for lamp oil or some such shit.

        It has no other purpose on this planet.

      • Hehee!
        Yeah shes not exactly Audrey Hepburn is she?
        More Audrey Heartburn!😁
        Seen her mum Odin?
        Pure filth.

      • Jane Goldman is the creative genius in that relationship.

        And yes. Definitely a three holed activity centre.

        Good girl. 😁

  6. Just looking at this corpulent tart makes me feel a bit diabetic.

    It reminds me of that Jimmy Carr gag: Have you ever slept with a woman so fat, you could consider it a threesome.

    • And your fooling no one either Cap!
      Eating a vege sausage from between her hot thighs…wahey!!
      Go on my son!!😁😁

      • Vegan sausages taste as mingin’ as pig fat sausages.

        Looks like this corpulent chubster could do with laying off the Nando’s and Fray Bentos Pigeon Hash shit.

  7. If I need to shift a bit of weight sharpish, l go on the Tourettes diet.
    I fucking swear by it….

  8. The last time I saw anything like that on a beach Greenpeace were trying to tow it out to sea.

  9. By jingo – she’s a big ‘un!
    Which doesn’t bother me – what does is the fact she whines when people call her fatty.
    I am a massive supporter of the Billy Connolly diet – “eat less, do more”.
    It works.

  10. A spoilt brat from an extremely privilaged background with liberal parents too afraid to say ‘no’. NO you can’t have another pudding. NO you can’t have a Chinese meal for three. NO you can’t wear a fucking bi-kini you fucking fat freak. She apparently identifies as an ‘activist’, which means rich kid with no job. Black and White would need a 12inch tongue to get anywhere near her rusty sheriff’s badge.

  11. That poor girl.
    Has fate not dealt her a stout enough blow by having a mong-tongued cunt for a Dad, an Uncle Paul who has a mephedrone addiction and got regularly bummed off a man named Barry Oliver and having a mother who is much more attractive and has lush tits?
    Poor girl.
    And yes, Mr Fiddler has privately admitted to me that he has a thing for fat biffas and has lost a kings’ ransom’s worth of spunk watching old VHS recordings of ‘Russ Abbott’s Madhouse’ with that sexy, voluptuous minx Bella Emberg.

    • I hear he also has the superheroine Blunderwoman costume too Thomas, too small for Fanny so maybe when Gemma Arterton relents it will get some use.

  12. It turns my stomach, fat bitch.
    There is far too much of this fat is beautiful, be comfortable in your own skin bollocks. That blob Lizzo was being eulogised on radio four not so long back, as she was a woman, a fat woman, a woman of colour, of dubious sexual orientation. Fuck me, all she needed was a hijab and a gammy leg and she’d have had the full house, although humping that flab about all day a disability is definitely in her future.
    Most of the cunts I see on motability scooters are fat cunts, too lazy to even walk to the shops for their oven chips and microwave pizzas. And fags and scratch cards. I have to time for fat cunts. It’s glandular they sob, though what gland in the human body makes the person eat like a fucking pig?
    Plus size model? There will not be many pictures of Honey Ross covered in teenagers jizz, that I can fucking guarantee.

  13. She certainly doesn’t float my boat (and in all fairness, as a pasty and grotesque landwhale with ready access to Daddy’s bread, Ms Woss herself has no actual need of a boat to float – both literally and figuratively)… but:

    is she a cunt?¹

    ¹ & if so, why? Lazy cunt

    • Just to obviate any doubt, the “lazy cunt” is the nominator, not the nominee.

      So, why is this fat irrelevance deemed to be a cunt. I fail to see

  14. Letting your kids get this fat is child abuse-Woss and his wife Jane were in part to blame.
    Justifiable counting for her entitled whinge.
    Thus heffelump needs to grow up, cut out the junk food and get a bit more exercise.
    Drink on only 3-4 nights a week max, take up swimming 3 times a week, salad for lunch and moderate portions for main evening meals.
    Being slimmer will raise her confidence, improve her sex life and make here a more well rounded individual.
    Then Sir Dick can leave messages on her Dad’s answer machine😉

  17. Shes just spoilt, rich parents, a good tomming will sort her out!
    Whats up with you all?
    Shy?
    Lets give Honey a gangbang!
    Ill go first, nothing to be afraid of!
    Keep a good grip of that rope though…

    • Is she buying the drinks MNC?
      (Fkin pointless to ask if she is bringing the food).
      And is it formal evening wear – there’s not a chance of attracting Sir Fiddler if not! 😁

    • Being as you’re so large, MNC, would you and the fragrant Miss Ross both balance a see-saw or would you need to wear a backpack full of lead and osmium?

      • Dunno Thomas, what do you reckon she weighs?
        Im 20stone.
        Now that sounds like I look like Honey but its spread over the same dimensions as Frankensteins monster!😁
        Once did a fat lass Thomas, it were great!
        Softest silkiest little rosebud of a pussy!
        Like putting my winky in a mouses ear.
        If wasnt a married man an a young roisterdoister Id do it again too.
        You been with a fat bird?

      • Once. Fun at the time, but in the morning, the full horror of what I’d done came crashing over me. She was fat as fuck and I remember (dimly, I was quite pissed) putting the handle of a bike pump in her lady garden rather than go down on her! It would’ve been quite yeasty, I think.

      • Yeah like marmite.
        I woke up hungover and ashamed, but after awhile I thought no, had fun, no harm done,
        Fuck it.
        Leave a trail of Rollos to your front door leading to your bedroom!
        Its like fishing, all in the lure.

      • MNC et al: I have “known” in the full biblical sense, so many women, I am sure all body shapes and sizes have been under my body over the years-its not about size or shape, its confidence and attitude that is truly sexy.
        Young Ms Ross may well be the best fuck on planet Earth.
        Await my appraisal.

  18. She’s certainly built for comfort, not speed. Just slap her arse and ride in on the waves of flab, no effort required.

  19. From the photo, it looks as though she’s been breaking rocks in the hot sun just by sitting on them.
    She was told last week by her doctor that she had a flesh eating disease but the good news was that she had ten years to live.

  20. Methinks every fast food outlet should be at the end of a 2 mile long road accessible only by walking, there should be “size doors” so the pigs can’t get in, “fuckoff” windows at the drive by bit and automatic calorie counters that shout “enough now you foul bloated cunt”.
    Unless there is an underlying medical condition people are morbidly obese because they are lazy, greedy and have no pride or self control.
    So stop the self pity porkers – if I poked my eyes out I would not whine about being blind, it would be my own fkin stupid fault!

  21. Don’t be surprised if we have a TV show to compete with “Miss World”. In fact in this current woke era we should expect:-

    “Mr World”
    “Ms World”
    “Mrs World”
    “Non Binary World”
    “Transsexual World”
    “Little Girl World”
    “Fat Cunt World”

  23. I I hadn’t already used the “kill it with fire” line on the Nazrene Malik nom I would’ve used it here.Fucking hell she’s hideous.

  24. “‘They wanna f*** me'” she says….who in God’s name could “they” be ?

  25. Tries to blame someone else for her fatness, in this case her parents. She is 23. Been an adult for five years. During lockdown I put On a quick and easy couple of stone. It was fucking glorious and well easy, I just munched a lot and drunk fucking loads and sat around. It took about six weeks to achieve my goal. It has taken the rest of lockdown to shift it. This is the fucking hard bit, discipline around food and drink and exercise.

    I don’t care if she is fat but to blame someone else for being fat or to try and say it’s ok to be fat is just a 100% cunty thing to do. Therefore Miss Ross you are a cunt a 250lb cunt to boot as well

  26. Fat? That’s not fat, that’s what the Yanks call “good to go.” What’s wrong with you cunts?……..i’d crawl all over that!
    Admittedly i’d rather do her mother but that’s not unusual for me. It’s all a matter of taste and you cunts haven’t got any.

    • You’ll be telling us next you’re keen on an all-night booze & kebab fueled Flabbott Honey-Monster sweaty threesome sandwich!

    • I like her mum better freddie massive set of zeppelins on her!
      She had a affair once with a builder, so shes into working class men,
      Bit of rough!
      Well shed get it off me, shed get fuckin splinters!!

      • Mattress in the back of the van, chips ‘n gravy for afters, your all class Miserable.

      • Hehe maybe before I settled down LL,
        I was wild as a youth,
        Nowadays its me and mrs Miserable in a peak district pub, sunday lunch, few pints…
        Sedate and respectable see?
        But as a young man?
        Id of stuck 3ft of tubeing up her harris and used her as a beer bong!!😊

    • Fuck me Freddy your a very sick man,may be if she kissed a frog she would turn into something better like Chewbaaca

    • Fuck me Freddy your a very sick man,may be if she kissed a frog she would turn into something better like Chewbaaca….

  27. Nothing wrong with a bloater, bag of flour to find the wet spot then fill yer boots.
    Happy days.

  28. We may have no taste, Freddie, but we’ve got eyes. She’s a hideous sight that even Stévîe Wöndér would find offensive.
    Anorexic by Yank standards I’d have thought.

    • Evening Dick. It fuckin’ stretches the imagination as to what diet these fat fuckers are on to look like they do. My gorgeous Mrs B looks as slim as she did 50 years ago.

    • Stop with the faux disgust General!
      Just get in line with the others, im going back for seconds!!
      Besides, thought all you yanks looked like this?!
      😛

      • MNC; “…I thought all you yanks looked like this.”

        GC; “Only in the Twinkie belt.”

        😁

      • General@
        As a kid we got american comics with adverts for toys, breakfast cereals, sweets that weren’t available here.
        Twinkies being one.
        As a little Miserable Id of loved to of tasted one!
        So exotic!
        Few years ago I saw them for sale and indulged my childhood craving,
        Not great are they?
        Was quite disappointed😞

        Was impressed massively though by your cars from the 50s 60s 70s!!
        Truly beautiful.
        Never understood americans buying european cars after having that.

      • MNC,

        In America, when I was young…even before I was a cadet…Twinkies constituted their own food group.

        The latest incarnation of this traditional snack (which began at some state fair in Iowa, Wisconsin or Minnesota and has enough preservatives to survive the next man caused ice age) is a deep fried Twinkie. 🤗

  30. Fuck me that’s a big unit.
    Take some shifting that.
    I’m worn out just thinking about it.
    Scrumpy now.

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