Dead Pool (170)

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Congratulations to me (Shaun) who correctly predicted that serving US congressman and key figure in the civil rights movement John Lewis would be the next to conk out from pancreatic cancer aged 80.

On to Deadpool 170

Rules

1)Pick 5 names.No duplicates.First come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools(Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates world’s oldest man or woman will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of

My noms:

Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Frankie Banali
Leon Spinks
David Gulpilil
Carlos Menem

57 thoughts on “Dead Pool (170)”

  3. George Alagiah
    Tom Smith (rugby)
    Henry Kissinger
    Mikhail Gorbachev
    Dick Van Dyke

  4. Ghislaine Maxwell
    Prince Philip
    Prince Andrew
    Richard Wilson
    Cloris Leachman

  5. Nobby Stiles
    Jimmy Greaves
    Henry Kissinger
    Henry Darrow
    Lord Hezzelslime

  6. Sir Chris Bonnington
    Sir Trevor MacDonald
    Sir Tom Moore
    Duke of Edinburgh
    Shamina Begum

  7. Fuck, some gyppo has nicked the Kissinger cunt. I’ll have Sylvia Syms.

  11. Little Stevie Wonder
    Arthur Scargill
    Juliette Gréco
    Bonnie “America was founded on white supremacy and racism” Greer
    Imelda Marcos

  12. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Diego Maradona
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint

    Good strike, Shaun. I haven’t shopped at John Lewis for years.

    • Alex Ferguson thieved again. Begorrah, dese Oirish tinkers would steal from a charity shop.

      I’ll have Barry Humphries.

  13. Raul Castro
    Eileen Ash
    Anne Buydens
    Beverly Cleary
    Bernie Madoff

    Nice work Shaun.

  15. The queen
    Charlie Zelenoff
    Ed sheerhan
    Jeremy Corbyn
    Dianne “aaaargh, my eyes” Abbot

  16. Giovanna Ralli
    Kim Jong Un
    Roger Whittaker
    Tommy Steele
    Stuart Hall

    Good Shot,Shaun.

  17. Beast of Bolsover
    Marky Ramone
    Eric Clapton
    Harvey price
    Nick Nolte

    • Ooh, you nicked Harvey Price back! 🤣

      Katie Price
      Ghislain Maxwell
      Bob Geldof
      Lily Allen
      David Lammy

      • Ive been feeding him prawns in the hope hes got a allergy, not going to all that effort for you to steal him Odin!!😂😂

  19. Yoko Fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Lyndsey Buckingham
    Peter Green (Original Fleetwood Mac)
    Mick Fleetwood

    Good shot Shaun but you are slipping – I’ve heard of one of your selections.

    • Fuck me, not keen on Fleetwood mac are you CC?
      You heard the ‘rumours’?😆

      • I ‘d have said Stevie Nicks. Every STD and every drug known to man has been up that chuff over the years.

  20. Lindsay Lohan
    Sidney Poitier
    Michael Rosen
    John Cooper Clarke
    Norman Tebbit

    Shaun, given the frequency you correctly predict who will be next drift off this mortal coil, you are the Grim Reaper and I claim my £5.

  25. By the way Shaun I suspect RBG’s death will be announced in November. I fully buy into the idea that the Democrats are trying to keep up the pretence that she is alive in order to try and prevent Tangoman having another Supreme Court pick.

  27. Albert Roux
    James Earl Jones
    David Prowse
    Alex Trebek (host of Jeopardy)
    Dame Shirley Williams

  28. Flying Officer John ‘Paddy’ Hemingway The last of the few.
    Glynis Johns
    Olivia De Havilland
    Ted Dexter
    Jack Nicholson

  29. Lord David Owen
    Sydney Poitier
    David Steele
    Michael ‘Mikey’ Holding
    Bill Oddie

  30. Josef fritzl
    Madeleine albright
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne

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