Dead Pool (169)

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Congratulations to me (General Tso’s Chiggun) for notching my first ever Deadpool win after correctly predicting that Glee actress Naya Rivera, who went missing last week, would be found dead. She was 33.

On to Deadpool 169

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.No duplicates allowed .It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the World’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My picks (General Tso’s Chiggun):

Tom Smith (rugby)

George Alagiah

Dick Van Dyke

Mikhail Gorbachev

June Brown

92 thoughts on “Dead Pool (169)”

  4. Bernie Madoff
    Raul Castro
    Eileen Ash
    Beverly Cleary
    Anne Buydens.

    Nice work General.

  5. Geoff Lynne (Blue nose bastard)
    Jasper Carrott (Blue nose bastard)
    Roy Wood (Blue nose bastard)
    Tom Ross (ex- BRMB (remember that radio station pop-pickers?) (Blue nose bastard)
    Archie Gemmill (Blue nose connections)

    • In the diverse world we live in I’m disappointed to see a list of all white noms from you, Simmy. As blatant a display of unconcious bias as you could ever expect to see.
      Why was the Homeland actor David Harewood MBE excluded?
      A self-confessed blue-nose he:-
      • is a labour luvvie,
      • is a former mental patient,
      • is a descendant of a släve,
      • is married to a whîte woman,
      • has mixed race kids.
      He should be included as he ticks far more boxes than, for example, poor old Archie who was only at Birmingham City for a couple of years or so towards the end of his career.
      The re-education camp will be in touch with you shortly.

  7. Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
    Desmond Morris
    Trevor Peacock
    Pierre Cardin
    Mel Brooks

  9. Giovanna Ralli
    Kim Jong Un
    Roger Whittaker
    Tommy Steele
    Stuart Hall

    Good Shot, General/

  10. Jerry Lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley
    Pope Benedict ( Nazi one)
    Pope Francis ( island stealing one)
    Billy Connelly

  11. Nobby Stiles
    Jimmy Greaves
    Henry Darrow
    Ian Huntley
    Lord Fat Fuck Prescott

    • And Gen Tao’s Chiggun your IP details have been forwarded to the FBI.

  15. Leslie Phillips
    Sonny Barger
    Patricia Routledge
    Bert Bacharach
    Richard O’Sullivan.

    • Good find with the centurian Clarissa Eden (Countess of Avon).
      Ex-PM Anthony Eden died that long ago (1977) I was surprised his widow was still chugging along despite her having been 23 years younger than him when they married.

  18. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  19. Josef fritzl
    Madeleine albright
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Dennis skinner
    Larry king

  20. Yaphet Kotto (actor)
    Paul Henry (Benny from Crossroads)
    Tom Skerritt (cardboard actor)
    David McCallum (Man from UNCLE)
    Jimmy Carter (39th President of USA & ex peanut farmer)

  22. Leslie Phillips
    Bill Clinton
    Robbie Coltrane
    Dave prowse
    Virginia McKenna

  25. My mom’s (Shaun)

    Leon Spinks
    Derek Draper
    Frankie Banali
    John Lewis (US politician)
    David Gulpilil

  26. Lindsay Lohan
    Sidney Poitier
    Michael Rosen
    John Cooper Clarke
    Norman Tebbit

  27. Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Jesse Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  28. Damn chigguns thats a damn good guess did you contact a soothsayer for that? Or you do it after the missing report either way good one

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