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Dead Pool [168]

Posted on July 2, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who correctly predicted West Indian cricketer Sir Everton Weekes would be the next dead dude.Weekes was 95.

On to Deadpool 168

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.No duplicates allowed .It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the World’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My picks (Shaun):

Derek Draper
Alex Zanardi
Stuart Wheeler
Frankie Banali
David Gulpilil

85 thoughts on “Dead Pool [168]”

Pedantic Cunt on July 2, 2020 at 2:42 pm said:

President Moduro of Venezuela
Barbara Windsor
Prunella Scales
Pierre Cardin
Olivia De Havilland

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- Dick Dribbler on July 2, 2020 at 2:52 pm said:
  
  Windsor already taken. Cuntalugs 12.17.
  
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Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler on July 2, 2020 at 4:34 pm said:

Giovanna Ralli
Leslie Laing
Roger Whittaker
Tommy Steele
George Rhoden

Good Shot,Freddie.

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Mincepieguy on July 2, 2020 at 4:54 pm said:

Sir Ian McKellen
Dale winton
Jean Paul Gautier
Ron Davies
Pam st Clements

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- Miserable Northern Cunt on July 2, 2020 at 5:17 pm said:
  
  The Jackson 5.
  
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- Paul Maskinback on July 2, 2020 at 6:31 pm said:
  
  Winton has already checked out, my dear.
  
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  - Wanksock on July 2, 2020 at 9:03 pm said:
    
    Dale was my fag at school.
    
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Rob Knott on July 2, 2020 at 5:37 pm said:

Roger Daltrey
Brian May
John Motson
Jon Snow
Kenny Sansom

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Rob Knott on July 2, 2020 at 5:38 pm said:

Dale Winton fell off his dick shaped perch last year.

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Once a cunt always a cunt on July 2, 2020 at 6:27 pm said:

Dick van Dyke
Tony Bennett
Woody Allen
Mel Brooks
Harry Belafonte

Not sure if any of them have previously died. I knew I should have put on maxwell earlier.
Maybe we can have a sweepstake on when she might get suicided?

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- Dick Dribbler on July 2, 2020 at 7:43 pm said:
  
  ‘Er Indoors has DvD & Belafonte @ 10.43
  
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Paul Maskinback on July 2, 2020 at 6:32 pm said:

Olivia Newton John
Jet Black
Geoffrey ‘Wankface’ Palmer
Frank Windsor
Kenneth Cope

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CuntyMort on July 2, 2020 at 6:49 pm said:

Cherie Blair
Ben Bradshaw
Cliff Richard
Anita Harris
George Takei Sulu from Star Trek

Good darts Freddie

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HBelindaHubbard on July 2, 2020 at 7:06 pm said:

Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim

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CUMNOCK CUNT on July 2, 2020 at 7:58 pm said:

Pope Benedict
Nicola Sturgeon
Mickey Gilley ( cuntry singer)
Stevie Knicks
John Mcvie

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Halloween Cunthook on July 2, 2020 at 8:18 pm said:

Billy Idol.
Bill Wyman.
William Shatner.
Lady C.
Stuart Whitman.

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- Dick Dribbler on July 2, 2020 at 9:48 pm said:
  
  Whitman snuffed it 16/03/20
  
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Lord Biryani on July 2, 2020 at 8:30 pm said:

Sonny Barger
Glynis John
Leslie Phillips
Tony Bennett.
Bert Bacharach.

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- Lord Biryani on July 2, 2020 at 8:34 pm said:
  
  Tony Bennett nabbed.
  Ray Mr Benn Brooks instead.
  
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Wanksock on July 2, 2020 at 9:06 pm said:

Glynis Johns
Flying Officer John ‘Paddy ‘ Hemingway
Romano Prodi
Ted Dexter
Jean-Claude Juncker

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- Wanksock on July 2, 2020 at 9:07 pm said:
  
  Sorry I see Glynis has been nicked.
  
  Dame Judy Dench
  
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Chicken George on July 2, 2020 at 10:13 pm said:

Good shot sir
He had a good innings.

Lee Majors
Richard O’Sullivan
Harry Roberts
Alex Ferguson
Patrick Stewart

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- Dick Dribbler on July 2, 2020 at 10:16 pm said:
  
  Technocunt has Fergie at 10.41am.
  
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  - Chicken George on July 2, 2020 at 10:41 pm said:
    
    Cheers
    I’ll go for Lawrie McMenemy then
    
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Lord of the Rings on July 3, 2020 at 1:44 am said:

Thelma Barlow (Mavis – Corrie)
Tom Baker (THE Dr Who)
Mick Jagger (Fugly singer)
Prince Andrew (FBI’s most wanted)
Digby Jones (Fat political cunt)

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Baron Bastard on July 3, 2020 at 8:51 am said:

John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Chrissie Hynde
Derren Nesbitt

Well hit Freddie…

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Johnny-cunt-Lately on July 3, 2020 at 3:03 pm said:

Dwayne Johnson
Magic Johnson
Don Johnson
Holly Johnson
Boris Johnson

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Shitty Buttocks on July 3, 2020 at 7:55 pm said:

Gen Colin Powell
Harry Belaphonte
Kim Novak
Harvey Price
Steve Davis

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Shitty Buttocks on July 3, 2020 at 8:01 pm said:

Swapping Harry Belaphonte and Harvey ‘oi you CUNY’s’ Price, for:

Darrell Waltrip retired NASCAR racer
Scott Glenn

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- Shitty Buttocks on July 3, 2020 at 8:02 pm said:
  
  CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS!!! Fucking auto correct!
  
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Harold Steptoe on July 7, 2020 at 6:52 pm said:

Richard Fairbrass
Amber Heard
Michael Rosen
Ringo Starr
John Cooper Clarke

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- Harold Steptoe on July 7, 2020 at 7:46 pm said:
  
  Swap Richard (too sexy for his shirt) Fairbrass for Norman Tebbit
  
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Cuntologist on July 7, 2020 at 7:45 pm said:

Ian Ogilvy
Roddy Llewelyn
Jeremy Clarkson
Dennis Skinner
Paul Henry (Benny from Crossroads)

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Raymond Routledge on July 8, 2020 at 10:02 am said:

Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Pierre Cardin
Mel Brooks

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King Cunt on July 13, 2020 at 11:06 am said:

Betty White
Jimmy Carter
Murray Walker
Frank Williams F1
Tina Turna

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- King Cunt on July 13, 2020 at 11:10 am said:
  
  Sorry that should be Turner not Tuna with an R
  
  would not want to fail to technicality if she does spear it in
  
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