With apologies to Admin, because when I first cunted this cunt I was a drunk cunt, but now I am (briefly) a sober cunt, so I shall attempt to cunt again the cunt known as…
CHARLIE ZELENOFF
Who is Charlie Zelenoff you might ask?
Why, he is nothing other than the bulb-headed, weak-chined, noodle-necked, slump-shouldered, sunken-chested, self-proclaimed Boxing Champion of the Whole Wide World!
What he is in actual fact is a wretched drunken hobgoblin of a man that periodically emerges from his mother’s condominium in LA to assault total strangers on the street and record these ‘fights’ on YouTube as professional boxing ‘wins’.
When innocent passers-by are in short supply, he will harass real boxers on social media in an attempt to provoke them into the ring, and is willing to make death threats against a disabled child if he thinks it will get a response (as indeed it did in the case of Deontay Wilder and his daughter).
When all else fails, he will simply order a pizza and then sucker-punch the elderly delivery guy.
He also believes Kim Kardashian is madly in love with him.
The cunt.
Nominated by: Chimp Licker
I’m puzzled, why has he not been shot?
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Or sectioned?
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In California he passes for normal.
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As in c-sectioned?
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Inevitably he is going to pick on the wrong (or in this case, the right) guy, who will pull him apart like a tramp on a chicken carcass. I do hope someone films it, the fucking maggot.
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Punchy mentalist. Because boxing doesn’t have enough of those.
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He could join UFC as that is just panto “fighting” for those who have outgrown WWE
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Has he ‘cottoned’ on to just how many boxers are black?
I would hazard a guess that now might be the time to ‘broaden his media coverage’.
I think he might be a dead cunt soon.
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Just seen some you tube vids of him getting his arse kicked???
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This’ll be one of the videos, the gobby cunt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuRGU5_hiJA
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What a fucking specimen. He reminds me of this little junkie cunt who used to go pick fights and lose every one. The 9 stone wet piece of shit tried it on with my 20 stone ex boxer friend. It didn’t end well for him….
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I liked that.
He’s definitely cuckoo.
Fuck him.
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It’s the shorts. The weight and aerodynamic drag are a handicap he can do without.
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Never heard of him,
Sounds charming though.
Ill send flowers.
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Where the fuck do you find these cunts?
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Anyone have Ennio Morricone in the Dead Pool?
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Was going to have him General but couldn’t bring myself to do it. What a loss. RIP Ennio Morris Morricone.
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So sad isn’t it? I don’t even like Westerns but his music is iconic.
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Fuck me Ennio Morricone’s carked it???? A true genius, will be missed in an age where all film soundtracks are bland homogenised shite (and, to be fair, so are the films – Lee Van Cleef would be vilified as a racist now for filling a few meheecans full of lead)
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The Ecstasy of Gold in particular will forever be one of the all time great cinema tracks.
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Absolutely (Even Metallica nicked it as their walk on theme). Anything from any of the Sergio Leone westerns is peerless; The Untouchables was incredible too
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Why is this daft cunt not in a cuckoo’s nest?
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How on earth has no one relieved his head from his body?
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He needs to go a long way to emulate the best boxing exhibitionist ever.
Just desserts ready and waiting
Enjoy…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09GxXGB1Z9o
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What a prawn! Those shorts make up half his weight! 😂
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and that’s just the spunk stains on them
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Hehehe!😁
Uzzy Achmed, seen that a few times.
Wannabe Prince Naseem.
Nowt better than watching the daft fuckers eye roll back and him hit the canvas.
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Fucking quality. What a knob.
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I can’t even to be bothered to read about this nom right now. It’s a boxing cunt
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To be fair, it really isn’t, the cunt is about as far away from being a boxer as I am from being a camel.
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You spit and have a hump back Moggie?
☺
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Nope, swear and have a fluffy long tail.
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Moggie, I’ve not seen a camel costume. But you can dress as pharaoh instead. 🙂
https://images.app.goo.gl/Eo5B5ZVib4nsgPgB7
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Do you self identify as a bactrian, dromedary or have you only just got the hump?
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I’ve always got the hump, bloody shitty country.
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Boxing, car racing, football and all other sports can go fuck a duck, I couldn’t care a cold dead rat’s ass about any of it…it can suck a dick.
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You must live a life on the edge of danger.
😀
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Nope, I just hate sports, jocks and all the crap that comes with it.
Hero worship of cunts.
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Ethel would give him a sound spanking, then she’d probably stab him,for good measure.
I look forward to reading of his ‘ tragic ‘ demise.
Wanker.
Good afternoon.
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The deluded prick got beaten up by a 16 year-old.
I’m sure he’ll pick the wrong person to fight soon.
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A 12 year old girl.
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The runt did this to gain YouTube notoriety. The fact that he’s being filmed getting ‘owned’ doesn’t faze him, in fact he most likely gets a warped thrill out of it, that’s why he did it again and again. He’ll make some revenue from ad revenue generated from click throughs from his YT channel but not a lot. One clip has 11k views but the average seems around 3k over a 1-3 year period, so not massive by any means.
To be honest, the repulsive little cunt needs to be put head first into a metal bin and set light to. Looks like he’s gone quiet. Maybe he sustained a life changing injury to that insipid body of his.
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The cocksucking faggot looks like a gay G1pp0. My 3 year-old granddaughter could easily deck the gobby cunt.
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