I would like to cunt The “Sister Cities” scheme.
I was reading some obscure mail to see a town in AUS has decided to cut its ties with their sister city as it was in China and China is full of cunts. Fair play to the mayor of that town for clearly defining he not wanting to be associated any longer with the lovers of fine bats.
Through boredom i decided to investigate who may be the sister city of Wuhan. In addition to Arnhem in NL, Christchurch in NZ, Pittsburgh US, Kiev in ukraine – its pleased to be sisters with none other than Manchester.
Any reason it had to take me being bored from the Bat Flu to have to be the one to make this a bit clearer – what the fuck? Why would any cunt want a sister city with these cunts and if so, not want to be the one to let all know there is a massive cunt in the family? Too busy clapping, banging pots and watching cunts like elton doing his isolation concert.
Nominated by King Cunt
Itโs right on and trendy, there are cunts who actually want China to be the global superpower, the same cunts who donโt realise North Korea is a blueprint and most of us donโt want that!
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Isn’t the Sister Cities scheme like town twinning on a bigger scale? An excuse for opportunistic city officials to fuck off somewhere foreign, preferably warm and sunny under the pretence of a factfinding mission while they live it up in a five star hotel and go to a few meetings in between room service and lengths in the pool.
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Good.
Hope hare lipped mayor Andy Burnham has a great time in Wuhan, mingle Andy, sample the local food shake lots of hands, go on yer cunt,
Get stuck in!
What?
Feel a bit ropey? Dont be so racist!
Here have some medicine, get some pickled tiger cock down yer cleft palate,
Fuckin drink it, do as yer told, there.
Lets see how you are in the morning.
Cunt.
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Hello MNC. The two mayoral precepts on our Council Tax, for the privilege of having Handy Andy as our mayor, have risen by over 5 and 18 percent respectively.
Freeloading cunt.
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Hello Jack,
Yeah, I really dont like Andy, seen him in person and liked him even less.
He needs ousting but has admittedly a very good pr team hes everywhere an the media seem to like him? Hes a right berk.
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M.n.c thought you wrote you had seen burnham in PRISON and liked him even less. Makes sense to me either way.
I wonder if the town in france twinned with my shithole is as shitty as here. Please no just no….cant bare the thought of froggies mirroring the inbred dismal hopelessness…..but then again the french are like that anyway.
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Never forget he is the cunt who gave you the Mid-Staffs Hospital.
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That Handy Pandy needs a good gibbeting.
Then burning.
Human garbage.
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Fffs Miserable, “pickled tiger cock”. Just snorted down my shirt a perfectly good cup of tea, ya rascal.
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Good Chinese medicine that LL!
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We could send Suckdick over there but old Charlie Chan ainโt too keen on the peacefuls.
Fucking raaay-sists.
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At least it wont be Planet of the Apes castoff, Rory Stewart, not that the EU arse crawling traitor stood a chance.
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I’m totally in agreement with this cunting. Why the fuck would anyone want Manchester as their ‘sister’ city, for fuck’s sake?
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Llandudno used to be twinned with Demis Roussos, being of comparable size.
It would be more relevant if Manchester was twinned with Islamabad, or Mogadishu.
And on a separate note, after years of moaning about the lack of cash and making swingeing cuts, the borough councils of Greater Manchester ( What that ? It’s fucking Lancashire ) are planning on baling out Manchester airport with hundreds of millions of pounds.
The cunts.
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Surely thats not eco friendly? Aviation fuel all over wythenshawe, and Andys such a fan of green issues!
Im telling Greta.
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Say ‘Fuck off ‘ from me.
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Sister city sounds like cunt funnelling to me. A wide open back door, with generally one way traffic. 35 round eye go to work in China, but guaranteed to on the first flight home the second they have anything more than an ingrowing toenail, for lovely free treatment from the international health service, versus the 200,000 rinkies that will flood in and set up home like fucking wasps. Only the other day, some prick who was repatriated during the initial outbreak was bleating that because of the shit way the U.K. government had handled the crisis, he would have been better off staying in China. So would we mate, by being a cunt less here, and a couple of hundred grand less in debt because we wouldnโt have had to pay for you to come back, be quarantined and all the other trouble your arrival caused. I would have cunted him, but I canโt be arsed.
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When the local Parish Council sent out a questionnaire asking for suggestions for improvements to the area for them to consider, I proposed that they should try and get us twinned with Moscow so that the Harridan-Chairwoman could get some fresh ideas for Corruption in Public Office….the bitch arranged for a “community-skip” to be delivered to the local village but forgot to mention the fact to anyone else….luckily it didn’t go to waste as she had cleared out her sheds and garage the day before…auld trout had the fucking thing filled before anyone else even knew the fucking thing was there.
The suggestion form was meant to be anonymous….I signed it and hand-delivered it to her at the next Parish Council meeting.
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That’s my way of dealing with things too. None of this anonymous abuser on Twatter, if I think you’re a cunt I’m more than happy to let you know face to face.
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I lived in Manchester for 5 years, and its so called fame seems to be built on gaslighting and bullshit. Maybe they hope that if they have a sister city, it will make their place look better. Lets not forget the other staple of shit towns – “UK City of Culture”!
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Bradfordabad should be twinned with Islamabad… Although Bradfordabad is smaller there are more Pakistani’s in Bradfordabad.
Go fuck yourselves.
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Where I live was due to be twinned with Mordor but Sauron blocked it – didn’t want the negative association apparently! ๐
And from my experience of working with the smelly b*stards certain
“citizens” of Bradford appear to have neither showers or deodorant.
Send them to China.
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Come now, Mr Fox…world-ruining, slฤซtty-eyed bastards though the tiddly winks undoubtedly are, surely no-one deserves having horrid, smelly pรฅki cunts foisted upon them?
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They have a very efficient way of dealing with their mudslime problem TtCE, as does Myanmar.
Lessons to be learned there I feel.
(Check out the appalling history of the Uighur animals and you will see why Myanmar has to control them like they do).
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Hey! Showers are expensive!
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Evening Jack, here’s my test, the menu in a Wuhan restaurant:
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All in a delightful Pangolin jus. My phone seems to randomly select an emoji, rather than the one chosen.
The cunt.
Good evening, Thomas.
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And further to the above post, what’s the one thing no-one in Bradford never uses:
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And bog roll.
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I thought of that too…was looking for the pissing emoticon!
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Good evening, Iโve been away for sometime, Iโve read daily the comments, have we been infiltrated by woke soy boys ?, mr fiddler Iโm back in Northumberland my fine fellow and happy , all the usual mob still around RTC , Willie and Jack what a bunch of fine cunts
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Wondered where you’d got to,Harry. Hope all is well with you.
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Welcome back Mr. Bastard.
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All good Gents , just realised I had new neighbours on my return, not close as homes well spread apart, noise from the kids was a bit unbearable so I put a few logs grass and a tyre next to the fence , used diesel as fuel and lit the fucker, all quiet since glad to be back , Iโm sure the neighbours are too ๐
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I do not give much of a fuck, to me it is pretty much here and there.
So I looked up Aldershite, which as far as I am concerned was once home of the British army, What is left of the Army land is still decent and yes a law un to themselves where the RMP will give you a kicking if you fuck around.
So I was surprised to find it twinned with this.
Meudon, France
Oberursel, Germany
Rzeszow, Poland
Sulechow, Poland
Dayton, Ohio, USA
Gorkha Municipality, Nepal
of the six the only credible ones are Poland and Nepal, any one want any Nepalese? Lovely people, shit in ally ways and seem to think everything is 20p, they also walk round in lines, very strange whole families going for walks in columns.
My sister in law cracks me up, they are massive foragers, water cress season and they are in the ditches, blackberry season they are off in the brambles, Chestnut season they are out with their bags picking them up, and her.
Fucking Ghurkas! coming over here eating all our blackberries!.
It is like a monty python scene depending on the season, It dosent bother me, the shitting in the road bit pisses me off a bit, likewise the random stopping in supermarkets and the near riots in the reduced section, but that is diversity for you.
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There was an obvious correlation of decreasing sperm count with increased trips to Chernobyl. Even the Ukranians decided that Rochdale was too much of a shit hole to ‘Twin’ with and politely declined the invitiation. CUNTS!
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