Fat cunts very much deserve a nomination. Over the past few months, since he rsplit and ultimate divorce from her husband, Adele has lot several stones in weight. Good for her us normal might think. And to be honest, the new slimline Adele looks pretty good. Unfortunately, people who aren’t normal, SJW’s etc, are not thinking “good for her”. They’re slagging her off. Yes, you read that. Worse still, these sad, demented pricks are accusing anyone who dares compliment for improving her health and reducing the chances of her suffering weight related issue in later life of being “fat phobic”. I mean what the actual fuck are these retards on? Apart from a dozen Big Mac meals a day. With a side order of double fish and chips. And a diet coke.
Some are saying that she lost weight because of mental health issues. I say that the only ones with mental health issues are the dumb shits who have gone into a rage at Adele for losing even an ounce in weight. The fact is, fat phobia is not what’s at work here, it’s thin phobia. We have an entire generation of people who have been raised to believe that being the size of a walrus is not a bad thing, when medical evidence suggests that it very much is a bad thing. Being obese can cause joint problems, heart disease, diabetes and a whole range of other ailments. I’ve super massive fatties using mobility scooters because they are too fat to walk.
Some people are fat due to medical conditions. But most are not and my philosophy on obesity has always been that if you want to be as fat as fuck, that’s up to you. We live in age where the dangers of it are well known. If you’re one of those people who is obese through being a greedy cunt, then you accept the risks. Don’t expect me to pay your medical bills though when you inevitably get struck down by gout or diabetes or one of the other illnesses associated with being fat. Don’t expect me to feel sorry for you when the ambulance and fire services have to demolish your bedroom wall, lift you onto a reinforced trolley with a crane and load into the back of an ambulance that’s had to be adapted for use by two ton Tony’s.
Being fat is nothing to be proud of. It’s certainly nothing to be celebrated. And it definitely does NOT give you the right to criticise people who decide that they want to lead a healthier lifestyle. That’s THEIR choice, just like most fatties have chosen to shovel vast amounts of food into their mouths. And then they actually demand that we respect their lifestyle choice. Well why the fuck should we, when they don’t respect Adele’s choice to stop being fat? And let’s not forget, the people currently whingeing about “fat phobia” are the same cunts who whinge about fat shaming. Well, if it bothers you, then you’re clearly not as secure in your obesity are you constantly claim to be.
What this boils down to is jealousy. They see Adele looking pretty attractive with her new, slimmed down body and a lot of them wish they could do the same. Well, they could. If they had enough will power to resist the urge to endlessly shovel junk food into their gaping maws. So, fuck you, you thin shaming cunts. Go back to your dozen mega sized pizzas and mind your own fucking business.
Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw
Don’t give a fuck about her weight or lack of it. She’s ugly, can’t sing, her songs are shit, she’s from Tottenham and she’s a fucking remoaner. If the oh so trendy millennials have turned on her for this made up concept of “fat shaming” then good. The sooner these brainwashed idiots start kicking the shit out of each other the better.
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Has a singing voice cross between Brian Blessed and a warthog with terminal haemorrhoids. Songs are always about some ex she is bitter about. She appeals to hormonal, pubescent girls. One-trick pony. Fuck only knows why she is lauded as some great talent. One of the worst female singers IMHO.
The radio off button is always pressed when Adele starts bellowing. Or the CD button is selected for some proper music.
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This fat/now skinny untalented cunt only shows her ugly mug when she’s promoting a new album Usually via multi media input from her usually in your face on everything chat shows etc promoting her album via a single.This horrible money grabbing cunt is like Lord Lucan soon as She cashes in on the album She disappears till next time a truly horrible individual 👎👎
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as apposed to the likes of Bono and lilly allen who are always in the media speaking some utter shit.
i think I will go for the Adel model please.
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You can take her out for a walk on the lead along with the dog off your avitar That should make you happy Bono is an absolute cunt as is Adele both money grabbing hypocrites
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The reason we ran out of toilet rolls so quick at the start of the crisis , is that these fat fucks who normally shit at McDonalds , since they spend half the day there – were reduced to having to use their own toilets at home.
That it takes at least 1 whole roll to even begin to get close to wiping their shit-caked ring-pieces – it doesn’t take Steven Hawking to work out that 50 rolls a week for these tuskers , is about average.
Add to that the fact that most of these fat cunt’s arms are too short to even reach the offending parts – then we have a virtually impossible situation presented.
How they can sit there online , and have the audacity to slag off Adele , whilst they are generally mounted on a squelching pile of their own stinking faeces is fucking beyond the comprehension of any sane individual.
Generally , one will find that these cunts will have a red line stretching halfway up their backs. This is due to their immense flabby buttocks being pushed up almost to their shoulders when in a sitting position , and the skin on their backs becomes inflamed from the rising methane – sending the epidermis into toxic-shock.
Nine times out of ten , these whores will have totally token-tits which aren’t worth a fuck – when compared to the expanse of guts , thighs , and whatever else you can differentiate from the rancid , sweaty , stinking mass of heaving blubber they present to any potential partner willing to risk death by asphyxiation in order to get their load off up these cunts.
Anyone that attempts to fuck them in my book , should be sectioned under the mental-health act , or be given the George Cross for bravery – but it’s a toss-up , which is also my best advice when even thinking about going there.
After all that , and you are still tempted to try your luck with any cunt that pauses long enough between doughnuts to egg you on – here’s my advice……..
Wank over fatties on Pornhub if you have to , but please , please don’t even risk getting one of these fucks pregnant. Last thing this country needs is more fat fucks spewing out of the fucking pigs.
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Where I work(ed) we had an amazingly obese cleaner, the woman was an enigma to me,
She had very few teeth but was amazingly fat, so she managed to eat somehow.
She worked as a cleaner, yet had a very loose grip on her own hygiene, She was in fact my inspiration to check out fat porn on line so I could get to grips with the mechanics of it,
Alas what passes as fat porn is more plump porn when compared to our cleaner so I had to just sit and work it out for myself.
I realised that vaginal access was going to be a major problem due to the considerable overhang of her belly so surmised that to achieve a decent clit rub she would have to do a hand stand so that you may gain access, however the actual mechanics of sex itself in this position would be difficult, so a new approach would be required.
Now I am sure some of you will be thinking go for a blubber fold, but I am telling you I put a lot of thought into this and observed the various sweat patches on he clothes to find the answer.
I came up with the idea of the armpit fuck, the spreading stains under her arms were proof that it was not only moist it was positively sopping!
so that is my take on the matter.
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… and so ends my breakfast appetite for scrambled eggs this morning.
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That gave me the horn lord benny, thank you.
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Education is the key to success. I’ve always said it and I always will. I went to XHamster University myself. Got a B.A. with distinction in Philthology.😋
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Cocaine makes you thinner, every cunt knows that, even Adele.
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As do tapeworms and HIV.
Loads of ways to shed the puppy fat.
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Speed and chain-smoking tabs, that’s what I prescribe.
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And chain smoking covers you for wuflu! It’s been 3 weeks non stop deep drawback hold and gasp, and I still have not died of wuflu19.
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A dreadful suggestion to make about this talented artiste.
I make you right though.
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Mrs.Boggs told me last week that she had lost weight. She is a liar – she hasn’t, it is just hiding behind her. She still has to obtain her knickers on prescription.
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I think the obese look jolly.
Always a smile on their big round faces.
Anyway its not their fault,
Its glandular, or big bones, genetic.
I like to see someone enjoy their food, a good appetite, like that little kid crying and rubbing chicken muggets on his cheek cheered me up.
Jolly like I said.
I like seeing
Fat people do something , trying to run if a dog chases them or climb stairs, reminds me of ‘its a knockout’.
,
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That made me laugh aloud, thank you MNC.
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Have you ever noticed how fat people, especially women over exaggerate.
I’ve been painting the railings outside the house during the last month and along came walking a very funny looking couple, she was a serious blumper and he was 6st wet.
Anyway they had a toddler that clearly was the boss and I commented as such, the over dramatisation of exasperation on the blumpers face was hilarious, so much so I could feel a nomination coming on so thanks QDM you’ve saved me a job.
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I think much of the UK population suffers from some mass psychosis. The recently re-opened drive through McDonalds in the city centre near where I live has queues approaching 2 miles long, causing traffic mayhem. The area is best avoided.
The problem for me is that the building supplies place is on the same estate and I need to buy some upvc window trim. Do you think I’ll get near it? Not in under 3 hours. Fat selfish cunts. Roll the fat cunts in flour and deep fry them.
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This is how you conquer Great Britain. You carpet bomb the place with McDonald’s, KFC and pizza. While every cunt is helping themselves the dinghies arrive silently in the night and the stormtroopers infiltrate the population, setting down roots and demanding their yewman rites. No need for any violence.
I’m surprised nobody’s thought of it yet.
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Night? The dinghies come during the day and get a reception normal countries reserve for returning war heroes. Our actual war heroes get ignored, or prosecuted.
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3 McDonalds opened where I live, one within half a mile of my house. On Saturday and Sunday we walked past it. Both days there were queues in excess of 100 cars.
Wife and I were shocked that people were prepared to queue And wait for probably over a hour to get a McDonalds. I can only think that some people must have driven 20 or 30 miles to consume that crap.
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I wonder how many cars would queue up if a vegan fast-food joint reopened?
Fuck all I would expect.
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They don’t need to queue up. They just go out into the fields and pick their own!
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I like McDonald’s every now and then but I certainly wouldn’t wait that long for it
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I used to have, and enjoy, 3 or 4 a year but I now live round the corner from one and haven’t had one since the day I moved here, well over 5 years ago.
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You must live somewhere in the south. I live in the north west and there isn’t a single McDonald’s open near me. Not that it’s a bad thing. I gave up eating that shit years ago.
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Yes Chelmsford in Essex. We have been honoured by having at least 3 opening here. It’s like watching flies swarm round dog shit. From my experience the taste probably isn’t that different.
Sure people are driving for miles, as one couple of fat fuckers, were sat outside my house in their car, scoffing it down earlier.
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Years ago I took a friends jack russel terrier out for a day of field sports, after which the dog was muddy tired and I presumed very hungry. So driving home I stopped at the only food place available, a MacDonalds-burgery, bought a burger and offered the meat to the poor starving creature.
And I shit you not, the dog would not eat it!
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Fat people should be celebrated for their individuality and beauty……..Oh, and Islam is a religion of peace.
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All of her songs are about past relationships. Clearly, 3 albums and 17 singles later, that lass has had mountains of cock. Maybe she takes calorific intake from baby batter? Maybe she is enjoying the health and weight loss benefits of eating minge?
As long as Santa Claus stays festively chubby i don’t give a fuck> CUNTS!
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Its your typical “You must conform our way!” trope from the SJWs and Woke twats. They feel so entitled that they can do and say anything they want because they’re right and everyone else is wrong.
After the #Metoo bandwagon of 2018, where every minging wimminz came out of the woodwork making all sorts of accusations against men (true or false); it soon moved on to another #metoo in 2019, the dark keys; and now in 2020 its the Alphabet gang, followed closely by the body-politic crew whinging that old fashioned ideals are out-dated, offensive and cause anxiety and misery etc.
The Woke generation are offended by everything and anything; quick to blame others and expect others to help them when they’re in shit street because they live in a wet dream of entitlement and no personal responsibility, and hate those that don’t conform, just like Adele.
I wonder who’s side the wimminz groups will take – the wokes or Adele?
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Well said Techo. I couldn’t care less about fat cunts; if they want to waddle about like the Michelin man that’s their choice. I do however get extremely pissed by ‘woke’ and SJW wankers who turn like a wolf pack on anyone who doesn’t wrap himself in their mental straitjacket. They really can go and stuff their right on philosophy where the sun don’t shine.
Quick Draw, your roll continues!
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I like fat people…they make me laugh…..they can be very selfish though.
I may have mentioned before about the time I ran off the road because of a fat Fuck…we were coming back from a job and saw a Cunt who was as wide as he was tall wobbling along the pavement,he was walking with that funny walk they have where their legs come out sideways before forwards…the lad in the passenger seat wound down the window and shouted something at LardArse about there being a 2 for ! sale at the cake shop and was that why he was bolting along….it was tubbies look of outrage that did it….all wobbly chins,piggy little eyes,beetroot colour face as he turned his head….I was laughing that hard I forgot about steering and drove over the kerb and pavement and into a ditch. We got out to survey the damage (none) and my mate shouted across at Tubby to ask if he was going to “put his weight behind it and give us a push out” (didn’t need it 4 wheel-drive)..the selfish Cunt ignored us even though he was the cause of a minor traffic accident….perhaps he really was in a rush to get to the cake shop?
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PS…”My 600lb life” is hilarious but even better are those programmes where they send obese children to Fat Camps in America…the sight of some huge 12 year old barrel of lard wheezing and sweating as it is forced to walk 20 yards never fails to make me laugh…..and the whining,crying and refusal to accept ant personal responsibility is the icing on the cake.
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People say the fat stink,
But theres worse smells than B.O.
Its not their fault they stink like shite,
Its a condition.
☺
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Dick, you made me laugh aloud, thank you.
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What i want to know is have Adele’s piss flaps got thinner or are they still like a badly packed kebab?
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I’ll assume that these bellends who are now criticising Adele for her weight loss, will be the same bellends who’ll tell you to fuck off (or call plod about a hate crime) if you comment on their size?
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They hate her for her weight loss because it proves it can be done, and that they are fat cunts by choice and gluttony. Never mind fatties, Lizzo will come wobbling in soon, dressed in a leotard, so you can enjoy seeing every fold of flab. Cunts.
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As I see it, we have fat people and we also have fat (so called) bastards. The people that are critisicising Adele Adkins for weight loss are in the second category in my opinion. I’m sure as a rich and successful fat music artist she was perfectly acceptable to most of them, but now they feel abandoned don’t they? So in the case of Adele critics, I simply cite jealousy as the motivation for their contempt.
I’m not obese and never have been, but acknowledge that there are various causes of the condition, some out of the obese persons control. Obviously, if such a person is sitting in plain sight of the general public consuming a family sized bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken all to themselves then they deserve to be labelled a fat (insert derogatory term).
I think that’s fair enough eh cunters!
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Being slim takes effort being fat is fucking easy.
It’s not a condition it’s munching too much. Have a look at the liberation of any concentration camp, there ain’t no fat fucker wobbling around in striped pyjamas claiming to be big boned or complaining of their glands
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Thats the price you pay for being a fussy eater.
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Yep, and insisting everything is cooked electric.
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You should never promote obesity as ‘beautiful’ and something to be championed. It’s a fucking health risk and a strain on health services. I’m a bit overweight myself, but I don’t let myself get to stupid levels.
Another thing, I’ve never understood how you get these 50 stone cunts on the dole. You see them on TV shows and they give their daily intake and it’s like 20 pints of lager, 4 pizzas, six burgers, 5 plates of chips, three hot dogs, five sausage rolls and seven pies. How the fuck do they afford that on the dole? Usually they’re watching Sky TV as well. Mind boggles.
And I remember that daft bint Christina Augilera singing ‘You are beautiful’ to the mingers and fatties.
Beautiful? I bet she wouldn’t let one of the fatties in that video of hers shag her, the lying cunt.
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To be fair Cuntybollocks she probably wouldn’t let me or you shag her either. Well, definitely not you, I might have a slim chance. (see what I did there?)
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But I’m a good looking cunt. I wouldn’t with yours to be fair. Not in my league, the minger.
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It’s alarming to see how many nurses appear to be morbidly obese, too.
Are they eating deep-fried and battered Covid corpses?
Perhaps it’s all part of the New Normal, along with Piss fulness?
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I noticed this some time ago during a few days stay in my local general hospital.
Some were attractively plump (all tits and hips), but a few wouldve been a hazard to patients if they fell over.
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Never fear, they’ll have an answer for their fatness, and it will usually involve the blame game – “It’s not my fault I’m obese and am addicted to a chicken korma for breakfast, a full English at brunch, a 12″ deep pan pizza for lunch; fish & chips for early evening tea, and 3 Maccy Dee deals dinner, with an Eaton Mess for supper. It’s the additives that put in the food, it’s like drugs. It’s a conspiracy innit? Not my fault though!”
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We had a fat cunt staying with us for a while.
As I am currently redecorating the house, I am coming across more and more damage to the building fabric done by the fucking landwhale.
I knew about some of it when the damage occured. Two new shower heads and risers for starters, although how that happened is still a mystery. A huge 4″ dent in a wall where lardy walked past a free standing antique mirror and the tremors sent it crashing into the opposite wall.
Two broken floorboards (under carpet, underlay and hardboard) where fatso point loaded over 20 stone in one place. I actually heard one of them crack, came to investigate and found a grinning lardarse standing over a big dip in the carpet. No apology, just “oops”.
Numerous other floorboards now need refixing due to the human Diplodocus waddling over them. Including stair treads that now squeek.
Our food bill doubled overnight and the fat cunt actually had the audacity to fix a whiteboard to the fridge advising the bill payer (me) what it had inhaled out of the fridge overnight and therefore what we need more of.
It didn’t put it’s hand in it’s pocket once for any of that and just expected me to replace it. Gratis.
We quickly figured out that making fucking massive family size meals, big enough for six normal size people was the only way to stem the haemorrhaging of cash into the local supermarket.
It would wait until everyone else had loaded their plate with a normal sized portion and would then shovel up the rest. I’m talking half a tray of lasagne and an entire garlic baguette to itself. The fat cunt.
If it wasn’t sated, it would then order a massive takeaway after everyone had gone to bed and retire to it’s pit with a full mixed grill. Nobody else got a look in.
A trip to the pub would always leave me massively out of pocket, because it always insisted on opening up a tab (on my card) and would only get a round in every third pint or so. This came to a head when I got a bill for £60, but I only had four pints. It was waiting until I went for a piss or a fag and would then order three pints, neck one at the bar and come back to the table with the remaining two pints.
Basically a fat, undisciplined, greedy fucking parasite.
Never again.
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Forgot to mention the brand new hardwood garden furniture that it trashed.
One poor unfortunate chair had it’s arm broken instantly when the fat cunt loaded all it’s weight in one place trying to get up. Again, no apology, just some whining about a tiny scratch on it’s hand.
It then sat in another chair and bent the bolts so that it wouldn’t close properly again.
It broke the toilet seats in both bathrooms. One I didn’t find until I got a vicious grandmothers pinch on my left buttock and the other it had sheared one of the bolts so the seat was basically flapping free. Didn’t even bother to mention either of these or apologise.
When it took a dump, not only would we have to warn the coast guard, it would stink the entire house out and leave it uninhabitable for the rest of the day. The kind of stench that would make a sewer rat heave.
It thought this was funny. It fucking wasn’t.
We finally managed to get rid of it after three months of subtle hints, not so subtle hints and then a flat refusal to restock the fridge more than once a week.
When it moved out, it left a bunch of it’s own tatty and broken furniture for us to deal with and a sea of empty take away containers under the bed, one of which contained a dead and decomposing mouse. 🤮
Needless to say, it is never welcome in this house again.
I despise fat cunts. Particularly that one.
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There’s a brilliant ‘Judge Judy’ (yeh I watch it occasionally on ytube for a laff) where a woman rented a room in her flat to a friend. The friend was so gross that when she sat on the bog one time, the whole thing just shattered. The woman was sueing her ‘friend’ for costs and the whole thing got very angry.
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You contribute fully, admirably and with humour to the site by way of posts and noms. Alas, that has all been dashed down the toilet with the admission of your sickening guilty pleasure Ron……
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Sorry to hear of your corpulent freeloader, Odin’s Balls, but your story made me laugh out loud!
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The thing is Paul, it was the step daughter’s now ex.
As a guest in our home, we tried to remain polite and hospitable. But he really pushed us to the limit.
Our poor dog had to stay out in the garden, because he didn’t like it. The feeling was mutual.
After he moved out, he bankrupted the step daughter by getting her to guarantee loans that he would default on and she ended up homeless, penniless and with child back at our place for two fucking years.
Being a manipulative cunt, it would constantly whine about needing a fucking holiday every five minutes, despite being the laziest fat cunt on the planet.
This rubbed off on the rest of the household and I was getting daily bleatings about everyone needing a holiday. I fixed this by spending £5500 sending all of them away for two weeks…. Without me, or my credit card. (the wife was livid) 😁
That was a stroke of genius on my part. It pretty much ended the relationship.
When he tried the ‘lets open a tab at the bar’ line, The wife refused. So he opened up a tab on his room instead and ran up a £300 bill that he couldn’t pay.
Likewise, on the last day the wife had about £80 left of the £1000 I gave her and they decided to go for a nice meal.
Fat cunt ordered Chateau Briande, lashings of chips and garlic bread, drank pint after pint, had expensive brandies, dessert and a cigar.
Everyone else had a decent meal, within budget.
When the bill came, he had managed to wade through £120 of food and drink on his own. Wifey threw the £80 at him, got up and left. Apparently the step daughter had to transfer money out of her savings account before the restaurant would let the pair of them go. 😂.
He also managed to embarrass himself in front of the extended family back in the old country. These are the kind of people that assume you are still hungry if you clean your plate, so they pile more on.
After a whole roast chicken, barbecue pork, chips, more chips, even more chips, garlic bread and an entire basin of salad, it became ‘food drunk’. Apparently this is actually a thing with fat cunts.
I am told that he went through a week’s worth of their food in one sitting, before throwing up and passing out.
I could write a book of the suffering we went through with that turd and the urge to find it and beat seven shades of shit out of it still hasn’t diminished after several years.
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Fuck me! I ate two roast dinners once and I thought that was excessive.
Your Daughter sounds quite tolerant and rich so.
1, has she sorted the bankrupt bit out.
2, is she still single
I like dogs, and I do not eat much……Dad?
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She’s a good kid Benny. Hard worker, good saver, sensible and responsible. If not a bit nieve.
The bankruptcy proceedings were sorted out eventually.
The crafty cunt had managed to hide all of his debts from her.
Its only when they went to sell the place she got a mortgage on that the creditors started crawling out of the woodwork. (It was originally his place and she bought it off the bank after he defaulted)
What should have been around £30k in equity quickly dwindled to around £1500 once his name popped up as one of the owners.
We got about four hours notice that it had all gone to shit and she moved back in with with us, complete with grandkiddie.
I am fucking seething as I type this.
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I have a couple of people who have left me with that feeling. Not for being fat, but for being lying, lazy, poncing spongers.
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Let’s kill it. Chop it up, stuff it in suitcases and dump it in the Forest of Dean…..
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Sounds like he was visited by the bastard love child of Giant Haystacks and Mr Bean.
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It actually looks like Fat bastard out of Austin Powers, minus the kilt and bagpipes.
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Unkle Terry needs to buy a ‘Redwood’ sized industrial wood chipper before that would go in the oven.
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Anyone noticed too how blokes who are into really huge women are always as skinny as a rake?
Mate of mine is like that. He once pulled a lady so huge he said, ”She’s only 23.” To which I replied, ”What, tonnes?” He once, while very drunk, told me the nitty gritty of such a shag and it wasn’t a pretty image he put in my head. She didn’t move apparently (probably exhausted after climbing the stairs and getting on the bed) and he said something about ‘getting used to the cheesy smell’ (barf!) I recall my reaction of ”No!, No! Nnnnnnooooo!” as I walked off refusing to listen to any more of his story.
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Should of wangled a 3way, so she smells of wotsits? ..no problemo!
Spray her with lynx and get taters deep!👍
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Fill your boots! I’ll be in the bogs throwing up.
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It’s funny how many blokes are ‘into’ chubbies, often the chubbier the better.
The wife (Gawd bless the little minx) is as svelte as the day I met her, for which I count myself as an extremely lucky man.
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The missus is the one that got the raw deal in your relationship then, Ron. How unlucky does she feel?😁
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My Mum had a lovely slender figure. Alas, was dyslexic bulimic. Every time she ate a meal, she would shove her fingers up her arse.
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Hehehe!😁👍
Liked that.
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You can have that one! Morning MNC.
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A nice off topic Fuck the Chinese this morning.
Firstly my news feed tells me that they have moved 1.000 troops into a disputed Indian governed province, (I note that they have recently finished military exercises with Pakistan)
Secondly I had an Amazon alert telling me that I logged into my Amazon account 05.10 am on my I phone from Guangdong, China.
well I can tell you I am more pissed off about the Amazon incursion than the troops in India.
Little yellow Bio Hazards
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With the world becoming more environmentally friendly and greener maybe these modern day leviathans could serve a purpose, like our houses and streets were lit by whale oil in the 1700,s they could be harvested for the greater good , I’m not advocating shooting them with a harpoon but maybe instead of having an electric meter each household could have a fatty installed ? maybe a pair if you are fortunate enough to own a 5 bed detached residence?
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Off point….
Unsurprisingly the BBC Cummings wankathon continues unabated……
FUCK OFF and MOVE on ………
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A doctor threatened to quit if Dominic didn’t quit/get fired.
I didn’t see the noble doctor complain when the chief scientific adviser broke the rules.
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I recall reading some random news item while holidaying in Minehead a couple of years ago, that some local councillor wanted to ban those cardboard cutouts of two fat people in their swimming costumes, and where you stick your head through the hole where the cardboard cutout’s head is and ask someone to take a photo of you looking like a jolly roly poly fat cunt!
Apparently she found it offensive to fat cunts.
No idea what the outcome was, but it wouldn’t surprise me if they were subsequently banned.
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Just sing ‘who ate all the pies’ whenever you pass one of these cunts. It will wind them up no end.
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Somebody did just that to me a few years ago. I simply told them ‘I did, so you couldn’t fucking have any’. He wasn’t best pleased at not getting a rise out of me.
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QDM, with you on the trolls who have a go at Adele for losing weight. Do they do it out of jealousy because they themselves can’t lose weight (either because of medical reasons or they’re too lazy to exercise), jealousy because she’s become wealthy or simply because they get off on being cnuts. Who knows and frankly why care what these sad, keyboard tossers think. Treat them with the contempt they deserve.
However, I take exception to this “don’t expect me to pay your medical bills” attitude that is prevalent these days and not just because someone is overweight.
Should a fatty be expected to pay the medical bills of a jogger whose joints are fucked after years of pounding the pavements and now needs new hip or knee joints?
Should a fatty be expected to pay the medical bills of people who break bones, snap achilles tendons, dislocate shoulders etc because they play football, rugby, hockey, etc to keep fit?
Should a fatty be expected to pay the costs of mountain rescue services because some stupid hiker out for fresh air & exercise gets lost on the fells, twists an ankle and has to be airlifted to hospital?
Should a fatty be expected to pay for a wannabe Tour de France lycra lout to be scraped off the tarmac when the fekker gets knocked off their bike by a HGV because they’ve been dangerously weaving in and out of traffic on a dual carriageway at rush hour while exercising?
Should a fatty be expected to pay for the coastguard to rescue some exercising condom clad windsurfer or open sea swimmer who gets into difficulties because of the tide / currents?
Should a fatty be expected to pay for the police when a Northumbrian landowner shoots buckshot in the arse of trespassing walkers out exercising in his fields?
I could go on with more examples but will leave it there for now.
People have no sympathy or empathy with fatties who live the way they choose so why should a fatty feel sorry for anyone who has the misfortune to injure themselves exercising? No one is forcing them to walk, run, cycle, swim etc. Their choice, their tough luck. If they hurt themselves let them pay.
If you lead what you consider to be a healthy lifestyle (and I’m assuming you do), then what gives you the right to fat shame, pontificate about and criticise those who choose, or are obliged, to live a sedentary life if they couldn’t have a pop back at you, QDM? I think the answer is resounding f*ck you too. By all means have a go at trolls but don’t have a go at someone just because they are overweight.
This nonesense “why should I pay” argument extends way beyond the issue of fatties as well. As examples:-
Why should a dog haters council tax be used by the local authority to provide dog shit bins when they don’t have a pet? Pets aren’t a necessity of life (despite what some of you will claim), they are a lifestyle choice. Who pays the NHS & police bills if a pet mutt happens to bite someone?
Why should anyone who doesn’t want / like kids be forced to pay taxes to provide for someone else’s brats education, healthcare, skateboard parks, social worker etc for at least 16 years? You want kids (or had them because you got careless) then you pay for them.
Why should someone who lives in the country have their taxes spent on cycle lanes in a town or city they never travel to just so some soy boy can pop down to the local Starbucks for a skinny latté?
Why should a pacifist see their taxes spent on the armed forces?
And so on, and on it goes.
The fact of the matter for most people (the super rich excepted) is if they want to live a comfortable life in a modern, relatively safe and civilised society, then they can’t have things all their own way, including how their taxes (a necessary evil) are spent. The vast majority certainly can’t afford to pay their own way on the money they earn & taxes they pay (despite what they might think). A pooling of resources is a necessity so suck it up. Accept that saddle sores, stitches, blisters, etc are not everybodies cup of tea and live with it.
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Some fair points, but sporting injuries are mostly a one off. Whereas fat cunts have conditions that escalate over years and cost exponentially more to the NHS.
Fuck off and die, all fatsos!
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TCE, if it’s their neck they break in a scrum and end up with tetraplegia then it sure is a one off. Not going to happen again, is it? Just an unknown number of years in a hospice bed having a Romanian carer washing, feeding and wiping their arse.
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I think most rugby injuries involve torn rectums.
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Only if you play in the aftermatch bath at Mr Fiddler’s club.
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In the queue at the chip shop…
“Can I have a jumbo sausage while I’m waiting”
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Oi BB!
I say that!
Nowt wrong with a waiting sausage!😤
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LOL. Yes, I have actually seen this happen a few times.
Or the big bird who says, ”Meat and potato pie, large chips, jumbo sausage, three scallops, a pickled egg, large cod, mushy peas, two sausage rolls, three bread rolls, three fishcakes, another bag of large chips actually and a can of Diet Coke.
Like that can of Diet Coke is going to make it all OK lol.
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Silly cunt probably tells her mates she’s put on 25lb since she started drinking it And Diet Coke doesn’t work ….
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Seen it happen BB
Good stuff
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Nowt wrong with that. Clearly the person in question is looking after themselves otherwise they’d have asked for the sausage on a barm with some chips and splash of gravy.
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This is all making me very hungry.
You lot expect a invoice from the chippy.
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Great cunting ,however as a born and bred Britsh Caucasian fat bastard i would like to put a new slant on things, first off i have a job so no benefits are scrounged , secondly i like a steak ,beer and even haribo from time to time, due to the job im still fairly fit, i have lived in the UK most of my life and payed into the system all my working life, so when it comes to needing healthcare i have already payed for and will continue to pay for i will fucking use it, bollocks to the costs involved,i dont smoke, i dont take drugs and i die early so be it,i m not bothered about losing weight really and i thourally enjoy my happy life style, however i have a fat niehbour who claims every benefit in the book and as far as i know has never worked and my contribution payed for people like that, and the fucking immigrants and countless other cunts leaching off the system that i pay into…..so no i dont give a flying fuck what it costs for me to be a fat cunt iv already payed for it and im sure countless other cunts as well as well as most of you, now using Adele as an example, i dont think the backlash is about her weight i think its because she is a miserable cunt who writes depressing music about being miserable and that works for her and thats fine and when she developes anarexia due to trying to stay where she is weight wise is she needs the NHS (doubtful) they will be there for her and rightly so due to he paying into the system all her life, even when she was a tellytubby, anyway i reckon she needs a good steak a couple of beers and a good laugh, but i still Reckon Alison Moyet was better…..
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Then look at the other side of the coin, 50yr old, 28″ waist very active life diagnosed with what amounts to fatty arteries, inoperable and looking at amputations when the limb dies.
I am also developing “Dave Alan” finger, fucking circulation is going in that too, the only blessing is I still get a hard on,just finding anyone interested in said hard on is difficult, crippled dwarf really is niche porn.
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Heart attack or cocaine overdose will suite Adelephant.
The rabble of SJW cunts all go in the oven.
Fuck off.
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Adelephant ? Actually laughing UT
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If we were still allowed to call a fat cunt a fat cunt (as well as on ISAC, that is), there would be a lot fewer fat cunts, to the benefit of everyone. Sound cunting.
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I think you can still call someone a fat cnut, K. Unless I’m mistaken it might even be official BMA policy to use that term in medical reports. Just don’t use any other prefix or suffix e.g. fat blick cnut, fat bênt cnut as that will get the PC mob on your case.
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I do like a fat girl, but the really fat ones can fuck off. Especially the ones with small tits. Although the vibrant aspiring architect community seems to have the monopoly on their affections.
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Mate of mine pulled a rather round one in a club abroad, he was having a fondle massage and was having difficulty finding her nipple, in desperation he had a quick look and discovered he had been massaging a fold of fat for best part of the evening.
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I’ve been in Texas a few times over the years, and I’m amazed at how obese some people there are. It’s ridiculous to see people like police officers who look like Mr Blobby. Security guards in malls and stores must have to take a special ‘obesity test’, where you only get the job if you tip the scales at 30 stone or more.
The most grotesque sight however is the arse on some ‘women of colour’. Christ on a bike, we are talking barrage balloons here.
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North Korea has no problem with obesity, well maybe one obese problem.
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I’ve eaten at a McDonalds. Once. I’ve no idea how people can eat that shit regularly. I’m tired of hearing these people moaning about not being able to lose weight..
Fat bastards have a choice. If they want to be slim they can eat healthily and maybe do some exercises. If they don’t, they can lie around eating and drinking whatever they like. They can’t have it both ways. The choice is theirs.
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If there is a medical condition sometimes weight gain is inevitable, but treating obesity as a disease is just daft – it’s a lifestyle choice, nothing to do of course with various Governments shutting school playing fields to sell to developers and reducing PE lessons to get rid of some PE teachers and save some cash, games consoles where some wheezing teen can sit in a room 14 hours a day instead of being out in the fresh air and taking bribes from the fast food manufacturers to fill the Country with chiggun outlets and sell slop filled with calories and shit.
Just make every fast food outlet a 3 mile walk and introduce size restricting doors – winner!
Right, time to crank up t’ radiogram and listen to that lovely Adele – 90 minutes of some heifer whining about being dumped – yeay! 😁👍
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