Dead Pool [163]

Posted on May 16, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Congratulations to Dick Byrne who correctly predicted that Uber cunt Mel Gibson’s even bigger cunt of a father Hutton would be next to snuff it.Gibson At was 101 and spent his time writing about Holocaust denial and fire and brimstone.He was also a notable contestant on Jepoardy in the sixties.He leaves behind 11 children and many many grandchildren.

On to Deadpool 163:

The rules :

1)Pick 5 famous cunts who you think will be next to snuff it.It is first come first serve.Yiu can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

My picks (Shaun) :

Willie Thorne
Leon Spinks
Derek Draper
Kenny Sansom
Tom Smith (Rugby)

92 thoughts on “Dead Pool [163]”

J R Cuntley on May 16, 2020 at 9:35 pm said:

Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
James Randi
Robert Wagner
Sean Connery

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Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler on May 16, 2020 at 9:36 pm said:

Giovanna Ralli
Tekashi 6ix9ine
Roger Whittaker
Tommy Steele
Richard Williams

Good Shot, Dick B.

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- Liberal Liquidator on May 16, 2020 at 9:44 pm said:
  
  I had to look up Tekashi 6ix9ine Fiddler, what a cunt and very deserving pick.
  
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  - Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler on May 16, 2020 at 9:52 pm said:
    
    I read about him giving evidence against some Dark-Keys and knowing their propensity for da stabbin’ thought he seemed to be a good bet,,,,plus,he looks a right twat,
    
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  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on May 16, 2020 at 10:42 pm said:
    
    Hope you win Dick.
    
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/6ix9ine
    
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  - Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler on May 23, 2020 at 11:13 pm said:
    
    I hope that I win with “your” nominations,Jack…I’ll laff and laff and laff.
    
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  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on May 24, 2020 at 12:16 am said:
    
    He can’t win with your nominations Jack, that’s not how the game works. He can only win with his nominations, ergo it’s his nominations I hope he wins with.
    
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Liberal Liquidator on May 16, 2020 at 9:40 pm said:

Bernie Madoff
Eileen Ash
Anne Buydens
Beverly Cleary
Raul Castro

Nice Work DB.

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SimmyJavil on May 16, 2020 at 9:44 pm said:

Anna Ford (Yes I would’ve)
Susan Stranks (Yes I would’ve)
Joan Bakewell (Yes I would’ve)
Jenny Hanley (Yes I would’ve)
Jeannette Kramkie (No I wouldn’t have but by the sounds of it plenty did)
Congrats to Dick Byrne.

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- Norman on May 24, 2020 at 1:35 am said:
  
  Agreed. I’d have done the lot, apart from Wee Burney Krankie.
  
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Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on May 16, 2020 at 9:47 pm said:

Well done Dribbler!
Bill Oddie
Grahame Garden
Sidney Poitier
Shirley Williams
Lord David Owen

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- Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on May 16, 2020 at 9:49 pm said:
  
  Sorry Dick Byrne! I can’t tell one Dick from another! 😀
  
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  - Liberal Liquidator on May 16, 2020 at 10:03 pm said:
    
    So the barfly’s at the Blue Oyster tell us.
    
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  - Miserable Northern Cunt on May 16, 2020 at 10:13 pm said:
    
    All look the same after the 300 mark eh Bertie?
    😀
    
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  - Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on May 16, 2020 at 10:17 pm said:
    
    Now, now you two. Twisting my innocent remark into something I’d not intended!
    
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  - Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on May 16, 2020 at 10:23 pm said:
    
    Mind you, with Krav gone, it appears there might be a hole to be filled! 🤣🤣🤣
    
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  - Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on May 16, 2020 at 10:24 pm said:
    
    I’m sorry about that but there is a pundemic
    going around!
    
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  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on May 16, 2020 at 10:26 pm said:
    
    Hey… is Byrne no longer a trigger word?
    
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  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on May 16, 2020 at 10:29 pm said:
    
    Ah… Byrné is still a trigger word. Just checked.
    
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  - Liberal Liquidator on May 16, 2020 at 10:30 pm said:
    
    So he has really gone then, not on the naughty step for a week or on probation?
    
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  - Admin on May 17, 2020 at 9:56 am said:
    
    Byrne is definitely NOT a trigger work. We checked
    
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  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on May 24, 2020 at 9:14 pm said:
    
    Ok, let’s try it again.
    
    Byrne.
    
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  - Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on May 16, 2020 at 10:52 pm said:
    
    Krav? I’m not sure. Could be a short ban with a £200
    fine.
    
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  - Dick Dribbler on May 16, 2020 at 11:07 pm said:
    
    Isn’t K of a faith allegedly careful with cash? If so, he’s probably refused to pay the fine and is holding out for community service instead.
    
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  - Spoonington on May 17, 2020 at 12:00 am said:
    
    I think I saw Bertie’s Percy at The Blue Oyster. He was the drag act for the evening.
    
    https://images.app.goo.gl/uEHqexjCggEJHykA9
    
    Lovely costume.
    
    Bertie, if you’re reading this, I think your Percy is safe. 🙂
    
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Dioclese on May 16, 2020 at 9:50 pm said:

Colonel Tom Moore
Mikhail Gorbachev
Ed Asner
Val Kilmer
Ian Anderson (Jethro Tull)

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ChasC on May 16, 2020 at 9:51 pm said:

Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Ricky Valance
Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath)
Vera Lynn

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Pedantic Cunt on May 16, 2020 at 9:52 pm said:

President Moduro of Venezuela
Barbara Windsor
Prunella Scales
Pierre Cardin
Olivia De Havilland

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The cunt man of Alcatraz on May 16, 2020 at 9:52 pm said:

Leonard Fenton
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Richard O Sullivan

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lord benny on May 16, 2020 at 9:52 pm said:

Dame vera lyn
my dog
the goldfish
my next door neighbour
the junkie upstairs

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- ChasCmusic on May 16, 2020 at 9:56 pm said:
  
  Vera is mine! Mine I say…….
  
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  - Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on May 16, 2020 at 9:59 pm said:
    
    Beaten at 9.32 Chas by Gash Nesbitt!
    
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  - Dick Dribbler on May 17, 2020 at 10:00 am said:
    
    Is it just me or is the first poster after Shaun not timed until 9.35pm with Chas showing at 9.51pm and Gash at 9.57pm not 9.32pm?
    
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'Er Indoors on May 16, 2020 at 9:53 pm said:

Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Frankie Valli
Hosni Mubarak
Bill Turnbull

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- Miserable Northern Cunt on May 16, 2020 at 10:00 pm said:
  
  Marky Ramone
  Eric Clapton
  Katie price
  Prince philip
  Beast of Bolsover
  
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- Dick Dribbler on May 16, 2020 at 10:58 pm said:
  
  Mubarak went 25th of Feb this year.
  
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Gash Nesbitt on May 16, 2020 at 9:57 pm said:

Jack Smethurst
George Soros
Vera Lynn
Olivia De Havilland
Terry Griffiths

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Cunt’s Mate Cunt on May 16, 2020 at 10:11 pm said:

Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst

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Dick Dribbler on May 16, 2020 at 10:15 pm said:

Irene Papas – Greek actress e.g. Guns of Navarone, Zorba the Greek
George Shultz -US businessman and politician under Nixon & Reagan
Ian Hunter – Mott the Hoople lead singer
Julie Newmar – US actress best known as Catwoman in tv series of Batman
Erich von Däniken – Swiss author of “ancient astronaut theory” e.g. Chariots of the Gods

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- Daz on May 17, 2020 at 6:03 am said:
  
  I love the provenance of the list.
  
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- Baron Bastard on May 17, 2020 at 7:21 am said:
  
  I’m pretty sure that old fraud Von Daniken is already deceased…
  
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  - Dick Dribbler on May 17, 2020 at 7:49 am said:
    
    Baron B, No date of death showing on either Wikipedia or IMDb. If both sources are up to date, as I believe they are, then his mortal being hasn’t yet been gathered up by his space Gôds and teleported to a galaxy far, far away. He still lives and breathes amongst us.
    
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Cuntancurou s on May 16, 2020 at 10:18 pm said:

Mike Mills
Ray Clemments
Ray Kennedy
Mick Channon
Trevor Francis.

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- Dick Dribbler on May 17, 2020 at 3:30 am said:
  
  C, do you mean American film director Mike Mills (dob 20/03/66) or, given the rest of your noms, Mick Mills (dob 04/01/49) worst ever fullback that IpswichTown inflicted on the England national team?
  
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  - Dick Dribbler on May 17, 2020 at 3:35 am said:
    
    Or perhaps Mike Mills (17/12/58) founder member of R.E.M?
    
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  - Cuntancurou s on May 17, 2020 at 5:14 am said:
    
    Ipswich Town Mills
    
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  - Norman on May 17, 2020 at 1:21 pm said:
    
    I thought he meant REM bass player, Mike Mills.
    Surely that whining sausage snaffling cunt Stipe would be more of a cert for the dead pool.
    
    Ah, you mean Mick Mills. Of Ipswich Town and England.
    
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Black and White Cunt on May 16, 2020 at 10:20 pm said:

Jimmy Greaves
Yaphet Kotto
Murray Walker
Donald Rumsfeld
Duke of Kent (The Grandmaster)

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Ruff Tuff Creampuff on May 16, 2020 at 10:22 pm said:

Lady Rachel Billington
Pete Best
Buster Bloodvessel
Helios Creed
Imelda Marcos

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Owain Glyndwr on May 16, 2020 at 10:36 pm said:

101 is a good innings eh.

My Dead Pool Noms:

1 The Queen of England, Elizabeth Regina Cunt Cohen Sachs Coburg
2 Bill Gates (Microsoft)
3 Jeff Bezos (Amazon)
4 George Soros (NWO)
5 Julian Assange (Wikileaks / Belmarsh)

It is a very good game, hope I win one day

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Freddie the Frog on May 16, 2020 at 10:43 pm said:

Nobby Stiles
Everton Weekes
Henry Kissinger
Peter Sutcliffe
Ian Huntley

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Owain Glyndwr on May 16, 2020 at 10:47 pm said:

One of my deadpool nominations is Julian Assange, under extreme threat by UK and USA. He’s having a terrible time in Belmarsh.

At least, at least he got to have fucking sex with Pamela Anderson, one of the greatest sex symbols in the world. Pamela is knocking on in years now, but I would still 200% Bang Her.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/pamela-anderson-julian-assange-photo-hollywood-reporter

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Paul Maskinback on May 16, 2020 at 11:09 pm said:

Olivia Newton John
Jet Black
Geoffrey Palmer
Michael Barratt
Kenneth Cope

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Cumnock Cunt on May 16, 2020 at 11:12 pm said:

Willie Nelson
Jerry lee Lewis ( The Killer )
Mickey Gilley ( Jerry’s cousin)
Pope Benedict ( nazi One)
Pope Francis ( island stealing one)

Posted at 23.12

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Bob Frapples on May 16, 2020 at 11:36 pm said:

Peter Alliss
Sammy The Bull Gravano
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Paul Sorvino

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Shackledragger cunt on May 16, 2020 at 11:36 pm said:

Bert Newton
Kamal
Paul Hogan
James Hong
Donald Rumsfeld

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Spoonington on May 16, 2020 at 11:43 pm said:

Billy Connelly,
Jo Brand,
Michael Palin,
James Cordon,
Susan Boyle

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Wanksock on May 17, 2020 at 12:10 am said:

Ted Dexter
Flying Officer John Hemingway (The last of the Few)
Chuck Yeager
Glynis Johns
John Bercow

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Norman on May 17, 2020 at 12:23 am said:

Nice one Dick. Good riddance to the old cunt,

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Patsy King
Norman ‘Groupie’ Pilcher

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Captain Magnanimous on May 17, 2020 at 12:36 am said:

The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint

Well struck, Dick.

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Gutstick Japseye on May 17, 2020 at 2:02 am said:

Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Rose West
David Icke
Charles Salvador Bronson

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Daz on May 17, 2020 at 6:06 am said:

My UK ‘One Hit Wonder’ List:-
1. Arthur Brown – The God of Hell Fire himself psychedelically wanking off Satan
2. Jerry Kelly – Here Comes The Summer, not for you Jerry…not for you
3. Ricky Vallance – Tell Laura I love Her….could she manage my funeral arrangements
4. Norman Greenbaum – Spirit in the Sky
5. Charlene D’Angelo – Been to paradise but I’ve never been to me…..pop back to paradise?

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- Dick Dribbler on May 17, 2020 at 8:29 am said:
  
  Good finds with Charlene & Jerry Keller. Haven’t heard either for years. Will be humming Keller all day.
  
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  - Norman on May 17, 2020 at 1:24 pm said:
    
    As I recall, that Charlene was quite doable. Always admired her for singing ‘I’ve done some whoring’ on Top Of The Pops.
    
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- Dick Dribbler on June 12, 2020 at 10:49 pm said:
  
  I think congratulations are in order, Daz. BBC reporting Valance has died.
  
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