Congratulations to Dick Byrne who correctly predicted that Uber cunt Mel Gibson’s even bigger cunt of a father Hutton would be next to snuff it.Gibson At was 101 and spent his time writing about Holocaust denial and fire and brimstone.He was also a notable contestant on Jepoardy in the sixties.He leaves behind 11 children and many many grandchildren.
On to Deadpool 163:
The rules :
1)Pick 5 famous cunts who you think will be next to snuff it.It is first come first serve.Yiu can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)
2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
My picks (Shaun) :
Willie Thorne
Leon Spinks
Derek Draper
Kenny Sansom
Tom Smith (Rugby)
William Shatner.
Bill Wyman.
Billy Idol.
Lady C.
Norman Lloyd.
0
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde
Bang on, Dick…
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Anita Harris
Camp Cliff Richard
Ben(d) over Bradshaw
Good darts Dick
0
Steve Coppell
Rick Wakeman
Stevie Wonder
Brough Scott
Frank Beard
1
Bob Dole
Jimmy Tarbuck
Des O Conner
Angela Lansbury
Jack Charlton
0
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies
Bang on, Dick.
1
Carl Reiner
June Lockhart
Joe Kittinger
Buzz Aldrin
Petula Clark
0
Dick van Dyke
Bob Barker
Gary Glitter
Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
Robert Duvall
0
Change Robert Duvall for
Shad Gaspard (WWE Wrestler)
0
Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Pierre Cardin
Cleo Lane
0
Rhonda Fleming
Tom Lehner
Zizi Jeanmaire
Marge Champion
Stephen Sondheim
0
Brigitte Bardot
Kenny Sansom
Charlie Harper (UK Subs)
Patricia Greene (Archers)
June spencer (Archers)
0
bollocks, missed Kenny Sansom in teh opening post, sorry
Substituted with
Max Baer Jr (Beverley Hillbillies)
0
Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Norman Lebrecht
0
George Lucas
Sheldon Adeleson
Loretta Lynn
Pope Francis
Alex Trebek
Cuntgrats Dick Byrne
0
Jesse Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson
0
Apologies if this is duplicate – seems my first go didnt appear :-
Larry King
Betty White
Jimmy Carter
Frank Williams
Roberta Mc Cain
1
Sonny Barger (Hells Angel geezer)
Ray Brooks (Mr Benn narrator)
Mel Brooks
John Leighton (The Great Escape)
Annette Crosby.
0
Sorry for my lateness, I’ve been getting drunk….
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Josef fritzl
Madeleine albright
1
Here are some more suggestions for the usual suspects to pilfer .
Jack Jones (Singer)
Shirley MacLaine ( actress)
Burt Bacharach ( musician)
Jo Brown ( musician)
Frank Williams ( actor)
0
John Nettleton
Anna Karen
Des O’Conner
Milton Johns
John Savident
0
Donald Sutherland
Gayle Hunnicutt
Jilly Cooper
Paul Hogan
George Lazenby
0
George Hamilton
Jeremy Lloyd (screenwriter Allo Allo, Are You Being Served etc)
James Bolam
Ian La Frenais
Dick Clement
0
What a cunt. A cursory glance at noms insitu reveals all me originals taken so no option but to lay down some fresh near dead so you unimaginative fuckers can filch and toss over some more orf me precious beauties.
We give you
Dennis Waterman (looking exquisitely fucked)
Val Kilmer (looking weirdly fucked and claiming to be cancer free)
Leslie Phillips (cunt is now dribbling from the mouth)
Carol Cleveland (cancer orf the cunt)
Jim Dale (carry on cunt)
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Unless I am a total cunt and being led by science we have not bespoked the Space X astronauts so getting in before the count down
Douglas Hurley
Robert Behnken
Donald Trump (if all goes tits up on top of him)
replacing
Leslie Phillips
Carol Cleveland
Jim Dale
0
June Brown
George Alagiah
Nancy Pelosi
William H Gates (Gates Snr)
Dick Cheney
Damn you Shaun for nicking Tom Smith from me again.
0
Ricky Valance is no longer telling Laura he loves her so I think I have a result?
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