Dead Pool [162]

Posted on May 11, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

####Disclaimer:Apologies for getting the result wrong on Dead Pool 160.Chas C music was indeed the winner as he picked Little Richard Pennyman first.

Well done King Cunt who correctly predicted that veteran comedian and father of Ben Stiller Jerry Stiller would be the next to snuff it.Stiller was 92 and died from natural causes.

On to Dead Pool 162

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be the next to conk out.No duplicates allowed.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who picks the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My picks (Shaun):

Willie Thorne
Leon Spinks
Tom Smith (Rugby)
Nick Cordero
Derek Draper

Well done Chas

79 thoughts on “Dead Pool [162]”

Captain Quimson on May 11, 2020 at 1:18 pm said:

Harry Belafonte
Jack Smethurst
Annette Crosbie
Anna Karen
Norman Bowler

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HBelindaHubbard on May 11, 2020 at 1:23 pm said:

Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Norman Lebrecht

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Freddie the Frog on May 11, 2020 at 1:29 pm said:

Nobby Stiles
Peter Sutcliffe
Everton Weekes
Jimmy Carter
Henry Kissinger

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- Freddie the Frog on May 11, 2020 at 1:34 pm said:
  
  Bollocks and fuck, some bastard has got Kissinger. I’ll have……
  
  Big Ron Atkinson
  
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Deploy the Sausage on May 11, 2020 at 1:40 pm said:

Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Ozzy Osborne
Dennis skinner
Josef fritzl
Mikhail Gorbachev

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- Dioclese on May 12, 2020 at 4:07 pm said:
  
  Already grabbed Gorbachev. Sorry.
  Ozzy might be a good bet so I’m informed…
  
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Baron Von Cuntoften on May 11, 2020 at 1:58 pm said:

Tony Greene (Bulls-(shit) Eye, fame)
Bobby George ( arrow chukka)
Babs Windsor
Menzies Campbell (Lib dem, mong the merciless)
Lord Spencer (purveyor of Di related buscuit tins at 15 quid a pop).

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General Tso's Chiggun on May 11, 2020 at 2:23 pm said:

June Brown
Tom Smith (rugby)
Peter Kay
Joe Biden
Nancy Pelosi

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Cumnock Cunt on May 11, 2020 at 2:37 pm said:

Mickey Gilley
Pope Francis
Pope Benedict
Willie Nelson
NICOLA STURGEON

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- Dioclese on May 12, 2020 at 4:16 pm said:
  
  I thought Benedict stood down through ill health so how come he’s still breathing? Is it a miracle…?
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bULBnkokotw
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpFrfdqQDZY
  
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Mr Polly on May 11, 2020 at 3:02 pm said:

Hope the mods will allow me to pay a posthumous tribute to Jerry Stiller who, with his on-screen wife Estelle Harris and son George Constanza (Jason Alexander), took Seinfeld to new heights. He was a thousand times more talented than his unfunny son Ben Stiller.

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'Er indoors on May 11, 2020 at 4:01 pm said:

Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Frankie Valli
Hosni Mubarak
Bill Turnbull

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- Dioclese on May 12, 2020 at 4:05 pm said:
  
  At the risk of sounding pedantic (see what I did there?), Frankie Valli is actually Francesco Stephen Castelluccio.
  
  That’s me in shit with the other half…
  
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Johnny-cunt-Lately on May 11, 2020 at 4:26 pm said:

Jesse Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson

I saw a few episodes of Seinfeld. Didn’t laugh once. Fucking shit with canned laughter.

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- Dioclese on May 12, 2020 at 4:13 pm said:
  
  You got something against people called Jackson?
  
  Does that include Jackson Pollock, Peter Jackson, Stonewall Jackson, and Jackson J. Jackson. Yes there really is a Jackson J. Jackson but I’m not sure what the middle initial stands for…
  
  Could be Jackson. He is American.
  
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Cunty Cunti Cuntcil on May 11, 2020 at 4:55 pm said:

Rhonda Fleming
Zizi Jeanmarie
Marge Champion
Tom Lehner
Stephen Sondheim

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Baron Bastard on May 11, 2020 at 5:25 pm said:

John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Chrissie Hynde
Derren Nesbitt

Congrats Chas…

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Moister Cuntflaps on May 11, 2020 at 5:30 pm said:

Chris Farlowe
Brigitte Bardot
June spencer (Archers Actor)
Patricia Green (ditto)
Max Baer Jr (Jethro bodine in the Beverly Hillbillies)

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SimmyJavil on May 11, 2020 at 6:09 pm said:

Jan Leeming
Anna Ford
Susan Stranks
Joan Bakewell
Biddy Baxter (Was it Biddy who thought it was a good idea to have Joey Deacon on a kids show? All these years later I am still using the term ‘Joey’ as an insult.)

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Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler on May 11, 2020 at 6:22 pm said:

Giovanna Ralli
Tekashi 6ix9ine
Roger Whittaker
Tommy Steele
Richard Williams

Good Shot, King Cunt

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Gutstick Japseye on May 11, 2020 at 6:42 pm said:

Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Levi Belfield
Rose West
Charles Salvador Bronson

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Lord Biryani on May 11, 2020 at 7:03 pm said:

Leslie Phillips
Sonny Barger
Patricia Routledge
Ray Brook
Olivia De Havilland.

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Obersturmbannführer Von Stink Finger on May 11, 2020 at 8:12 pm said:

Jim dale
Ronnie Wood
Leslie Philips
Ian lavender
Mavis from coronation crap ” I don’t really know”

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Cuntologist on May 11, 2020 at 10:10 pm said:

Chaim Topol (If I was a rich man, la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la,la)
Jean Paul Belmondo
Carl Reiner
Ryan O’Neal
Leif Garrett

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Cuntfinder General on May 12, 2020 at 12:00 am said:

Nicola ‘Misauntie’ Sturgeon
Bill ‘The Needle’ Gates
Neil ‘Garbage Out’ Ferguson
Boris ‘Bottler’ Johnson
Afua ‘quarter-wit’ Hirsch

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Norman on May 12, 2020 at 12:40 am said:

Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Henry Woolf
Patsy King
Norman ‘Semolina’ Pilcher

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- Norman on May 12, 2020 at 1:47 am said:
  
  In there, King Cunt.
  
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Chicken George on May 12, 2020 at 1:20 am said:

Chuck Wepner
Ernie Shavers
Larry Holmes
Joe Bugner
Richard Dunn

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Lord of the Rings on May 12, 2020 at 7:29 am said:

Alain Delon
Christopher Plummer
Julia Mckenzie
Dame Janet Baker (Opera singer)
Placido Domingo

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King Cunt on May 12, 2020 at 10:12 am said:

Jimmy carter
Larry King
Murray Walker
Herp Albert
Tom Jones

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Raymond Routledge on May 12, 2020 at 10:50 am said:

Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Pierre Cardin
Cleo Lane

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George W Bamboo on May 12, 2020 at 12:02 pm said:

Olivia de Havilland
Perrie Cardin
Henry Kissinger
Prunella Scales
Peter Kay

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- George W Bamboo on May 12, 2020 at 12:04 pm said:
  
  Swap Perrie Cardin for
  Jimmy Tarbuck
  
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Cuntlestiltskin on May 12, 2020 at 1:41 pm said:

Is that Josef Fritzls brother in the photo?
Keeping it in the family.

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Sir Limply Stoke on May 13, 2020 at 7:42 pm said:

Geoffrey Palmer
Sidney Poitier
Mel Brooks
Eva Maria Saint
Dick Van Dyke

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