The BBC (16)

I would like to nominate the media in general and the BBC in particular.

All sorts of stories are being peddled as truth by a bunch of ignorant cunts. The BBC has story today ‘Keep your cats Indoors’. Reading this bollocks informed me that a vet in Hong Kong (FFS) thinks that a human passed the virus to his pet DOG.

The BBC also state that a tiger in a NY zoo tested positive. These two gems allow the BBC to do this totally irrelevant tosh. Does anyone stop to think of the implications of such guff. We have people setting fire to phone masts; will we get gangs of morons killing cats ‘to save human life’ ?

If this does happen we know where to lay the blame.

Nominated by Guzziguy

The BBC wants us to keep our cats indoors during the Coronavirus lockdown.

This begs the question as to why Laura Kuntsberg is allowed out on the street?

Nominated by Dioclese

137 thoughts on “The BBC (16)

  1. I was thinking out on a bike ride the other day about ZARAH rhymes with SULTANA, and oh what I got to thinking. Of course I hate lefties and Labour.
    Now little Zara only been elected for four short months. And all being well she will be out of a job in 3.5 years time, because she only has majority of 0.9%. And if Enoch had been HEEDED this bitchy leftist cunt would not be a resident in the UK in the first place.
    With such little experience, she ought to have the role behavior in British politics of the work experience or at least a brand new job seeker or brand new graduate, she ought to keep her fucking head down, especially considering the colour of it.
    But, she is young and very bloody cute and quite pretty. White British middle aged men like a bit of foreign rough to keep them entertained.
    So the best thing I can think of Zara , in her first 4 years of “work”, accept those invites from pinstriped men old enough to be your father, drink the free vintage champagne, and let your blouse fall from your slim shoulders.
    Zara you won’t be the first or last silly little girlie to be banged fucked screwed and gang-banged in the wood panelled corridors of power, not the first or last.
    How her screams echoed, she didn’t enjoy it to begin with, but she learned to enjoy it, eventually.

  2. put the telly on this morning whilst i enjoy a cuppa – and there it was – billy fucking gates all over the beeb – ffs – now we all know gates has ploughed money into the beeb – what godawfulshit – he was being treated reverentially until i threw my tea at him and kicked the telly out of the house – fuck the bbc

  3. Keep the cat in?

    Had to eat the fucker when we couldn’t get any meat for the sunday roast thanks to the pestliential locust swarms stripping the shelves in the supermarket of everything edible (apart from Lard and goose Fat ) last month.

  4. Just want to comment on Laura Kuenssberg. I have seen some cruel comments about her face so I will come clean. I used to date her back in the 90s and we were together about two years. Laura was a dirty moo and loved to suck pole every night, the problem was that my thing had a curve and two years of nightly sucking had an effect on her boat. So now you know and I hope you can give her a break.

  5. I do despise the BBC and everything that they stand for. Cunts!

    However I’m torn here. The idea that people may roam the streets clubbing cats does have a certain appeal. They are fucking vermin and have no more rights to live in this earth than rats! Or pangolins!

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