160 thoughts on “PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT”

  1. Quite right too!

    Although a quick glance over at Social Media would suggest this isn’t the case for Boris, with the Lefty Libtards wishing him an early death etc.

    That should be deemed a hate crime amongst other things, but of course the Left have their own definition of what is offensive or not; and more surprisingly the moderators on those sites don’t seem all that fussed to remove such hatred.

    • If Boris was to s*cc*mb we would have Dominic Raab in charge – so for f*cks sake get well soon Boris!

      • Good old Dominic he’s a bit of a bruiser. He might gyakusuki then mawash Barnier.
        Two points if any cunt knows wtf I’m on about.
        Come on Boris kick that Chinese virus into touch and come out swinging at cunt Barnier.

    • Twitter look the other way when rabid lefties call for the death or rape of their political opposites.

      Indeed ,the people who run Twitter are quite demented.

      Must be all the human waste and syringes dotting the pavements around their HQ, releasing noxious fumes in the Californian sun.

  3. Man, what’s happening around here lately? Is it the lockdown turning people loopy or something? Is it really that big a deal? It’s not like anyone saying such will have any effect on it actually happening. What about wishing kung flu on the pedo’s? Is that still unacceptable behaviour? What about wishing death via hanging or gas chamber? Presumably that’s still acceptable, right?

    Just the other day I saw an admin admonishing a user for using the word “spastic” Telling them to desist using it because that particular word personally offended them. Though last I checked it wasn’t considered hateful or illegal speech, so sorry to say, who cares? Your being offended is yours, nothing bad actually happens to an offended person, they just choose to be offended.

    Then you throw in the whole notion that you are only allowed to criticise someone or their opinion if they don’t exist within the ISAC “community” and you are not allowed to say anything that the “community” doesn;t like, or you are kicked out.

    It feels like it’s getting dangerously close to being another Twitter-esque echo safe space, where only pre-approved words and opinions are allowed. I really hope that doesn’t end up becoming the case.

    • Spastic Society changed its name in 2000 so you have to refer to people as ‘Scopes’ now! Forgive me, but I thought the whole point of coming on this forum was to be able to express views and say things that the majority of social media fucktards would object to….Basically to cunt and be cunted.

      • If you want to cunt cunters, suggest you go to Cunt’s Corner. By all means cunt other cunter’s arguments and opinions, but not the cunters themselves.

      • I’ve only ever visited that site once, after reading about it on here and I’ll never bother with it again. It’s truly fucking pathetic, with every nom (such as they are) derailed in the first reply. All they do is call each other cunt, amongst other things.

      • Enjoyed that cunting of your father DAz. Must be almost unique in the annals of ISAC history! Only other one I’ve seen like it was TECB’s superb cunting of his nephew.

        Takes a brave man to submit a nom like yours.

        I hope Admin accept and schedule it.

      • Thanks. It was a most cathartic process for me…..I dont mind either way if it is posted now. I got it off my chest.

      • I don’t see anything wrong with the post Ruff One. It’s certainly not going to offend his father!
        😀

      • My old man is alive and well but no, nothing seems to bother the horrible cunt…

      • I’ve a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it Bertie!

        PS: Groucho sends his regards.

      • “ My old man is alive and well.” That makes it an even more tasty cunting Daz!

    • Read ‘Important Stuff’
      Also, do we really want to sink to the level of singing ‘Ding dong, the witch is dead’?

      There are people on this site who try to deliberately provoke. It’s called trolling. There are enough cunts in the world to call out with invoking Ded-Cunt1.

      ‘Our blog, our rules’

      • Admin….I have the greatest respect for the difficult job that you do and appreciate your efforts but wonder where the lines crosses from “deliberately provoke” to a personal distaste.
        A few days ago Mac was accused by Admin. and a highly respected Senior Poster of trolling because they did obviously not agree with his points ( despite posting some pretty contentious views himself a couple of weeks earlier). Mac was not,I believe, trying to provoke and neither was I when I posted pretty much the same points ( although,tbf. with my track-record I could understand if you thought that I was.)

        As you say…your site,your rules, and I accept that but as Flipper Lips has so eloquently stated, some of what is “contentious” and what is “trolling” is in danger of becoming confused.

        I do personally agree with your point about wishing people dead and regret doing it in the past..it will not happen again.

        Best Wishes from probably the worst “troll” on the site.

        🙂 .

      • Very kind of you Vernon but I think that the “All” in your post may be wildly optimistic,tbh.

      • You may claim that you are a troll Dick but you are really just a lovable rogue and it’s your powerful use of euphemisms that’s completely misunderstood.
        😀

      • Sir Dick Fiddler is actually Owen Jones in real life. This is just his release valve.

        True story.

      • I just want to add here, that I have no desire personally to attack or provoke any cunters, for what it’s worth, for a random group of men and women, the congregation here are really a likeable bunch in all.
        When you say “our blog” though, I really hope that somewhere in there that also encompasses those aforementioned cunters themselves. I mean if we are being honest, then I think it’s fair to say that 99.9% of the blog’s content is produced and submitted by our fellow cunters, without whom, the blog wouldn’t exist at all. I feel a bit boorish saying that, as I can’t claim to have had a nomination posted myself, but I would hope the valuable input of those that have, and often do, is being recognised here too.

        As for the trolls, I understand completely where you are coming from, but on the other hand I also can’t help but think that our cunters here have a great penchant for spotting a cunt. On top of that, some of their savage eloquence in pointing out cuntitude is unrivalled. Part of me thinks you should let the trolls enter the lion cage, I have supreme confidence in who will end up looking stupid at the end of any conversations between the 2.
        That being said, I agree wholeheartedly that you don’t want the site to devolve entirely into a shit-flinging match either. Sometimes though, I think differing and outspoken opinions are also a good thing too, there’s something to be said for a somewhat heated debate that can make for stimulating conversation.

      • Bravo old chap……(slow clapping from the shadows of the empty auditorium and the faint whiff of cigar smoke)

    • Took shit off a fellow cunter on here two weeks ago and nothing was said. To be honest I decided to be the bigger man or in this case ‘the real man’. I did question how the fuck this site allowed swapping of cookery ideas last week and thought I’d gone somewhere full of soyboy poofery and bumfuckery by accident. Well done Admin, a lot on here is near the mark and stepping over but we don’t need to be sniping at each other.

      • The cookery nomination was a bit of a stretch of the patience. I come on here to read about cunts and insult them not the BBC how to boil an egg page.

      • Exactly JCL, it was an embarrassment, had to steer well clear for a while, I thought knitting patterns would be up next.

    • Indeed. A serious fag cloud has descended upon most people. I’m more concerned with that than this bug.

  4. Message received. I’ll just stick to wishing death and misfortune upon China.

      • I for one DO find this unacceptable.
        Or any HATE speech.
        And i never participate in it.
        You all need to be a lot nicer.
        Altogether now-
        “I’d like to teach the world to sing”…

      • Anyone hearing my singing would be traumatised for life MNC! (I have an incredibly deep baritone voice, f*ck all good for Singing Gloria Gaynor hits!)
        I, er, imagine 😄

      • Morning Foxy, what like Harry secombe?😁😁
        I have a wonderful voice, rich, soulful,beautiful really.
        But too shy to make a living from it, thats my problem, too humble.
        😁
        People weep openly when i sing.
        Think its with awe?

      • I wouldn’t worry too much! I was once told by the Padre ‘Son, if Van Gogh we’re alive to hear you sing, he would cut his other ear off!’

      • ‘In perfect harmony, I’d like to snort a gram of coke….’🎵🎵🎵

        At least I think that’s how it went.

      • The world is changing. Perhaps we’re seeing a glimpse into the new post viral world where more consideration is given to others – a kinder, more compassionate, caring, sharing society. One where even IsAC might be redundant. Oh! Fuck no. Surely not!
        Bless you all – Pope Bertie

  5. And now for a little something from Monty Python…

    …..Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true (Oooh)
    You’ll see it’s all a show (Oooh)
    Keep ’em laughin’ as you go
    Just remember that the last laugh is on you (Oooh)
    And…

    [Chorus]
    Always look on the bright side of life
    (Whistle)

  6. You can’t have certain words being accepted as norm while others not. I thought this was a place for freedom of speech?
    I don’t particularly don’t like Homophobes and the word poof. But i am willing to accept that there are people on here that are like that and i just have to accept that fact.
    That’s why i love this website, there is no censorship.
    If some people on here (including admin) are offended then can i suggest that they Join the Digital Spy forums or their ilk instead.

    • There is censorship, certain thing are not allowed….

      Incitement to commit murder wouldn’t be allowed 😁

    • Yep. I say things like ‘the gays’ or ‘peacefuls’ at times.

      I’m also a bald twat and don’t cry if a mate calls me ‘slaphead’ or even slaps my head like Benny Hill. I might call them a fat cunt or whatever, or that their bird looks like Demis Roussos, but I won’t want them arrested or censored.

      Let’s call a spade a cunt and all be friends. Or something, anyway…

    • Good post,Barney…..you may not like what I post but I appreciate that you are willing to accept what you may find personally offensive.

      Best Wishes.

      • What about my feelings Dick you bloody monster?
        The times ive lay weeping on the bed through the beastly things youve said!
        MONSTER!!😢😉😉

      • Do you remember my most “MONSTER” moment? It was when I used the word “Dead” instead of “Passed Over”…Still chuckle about that one.
        That’s the point though,isn’t it? I obviously hugely offended the Poster who changed their name and called me out on it…but that was his/her personal view and I certainly wasn’t looking to “troll” them ( how could I” I wasn’t even fucking aware of them when I wrote the post)

        As for offending you ? …you’ve never ridden to Hounds so your opinion and feelings don’t matter to me.

        ( Just kidding,MNC….I actually really do care about your thoughts…it’s the only way that I can stay in touch with the common man’s thinking)

        🙂 .

      • Hehee!
        😁
        All grown men on here, similar outlook on subjects, but different people, so im always a bit shocked when someone gets upset on here!
        Honestly didnt think people would be upset by what another poster joked about.
        Youve never offended me Dick, no one on here ever has.
        This is a great site, but the name gives a clue to the content, if someone doesnt like a post?
        Just don’t ‘ticky’ it an ignore it.
        To many cunts to be going at each other.👍

      • I don’t really mind if I have offended someone. We’ll never all agree on everything and it would be a bloody dull affair if we did…..

        “Such and such is a Cunt”…..followed by 100 replies of ” I agree”….it’s the different viewpoints that I enjoy and which add a bit of spice.

      • I prefer “Dead” to “passed away” or “passed on” or worst of the lot the lazy fuckers and their Americanism “passed”.

      • I dont remember this Faux pas Dick did?
        Dead or passed over?
        Whod cry about that?
        My favourite was Dick upsetting Jason, an Jason going nuclear!!☺
        I liked Jason, he had bollocks an heart, was like a gerbil attacking a lion.
        Dicks puzzlement made me laugh!😁

      • ‘Dead’ is a medical term, Dick. That’s what we’re TOLD to say to the relatives when someone’s croaked it. None of this ‘He/she’s passed shite.

      • That’s precisely why we say it, MNC. No grey area. Always done with tact and dignity as they’ll remember the moment.

      • And Bertie’s pundemic of wordplay and innuendo, highlight of my day it is.

  7. I am finding the media coverage over chinky flu is becoming more and more annoying, they ask the same questions over and over ….

    When will come out of lockdown, when will the NHS get masks, visors, again this morning ‘exit strategy’.
    The answers are the fucking same, lockdown will finish when people stop getting infected in large numbers, NHS will get stuff as fast as possible. Exit strategy will depend on how it fucking goes.

    I don’t think wishing people dead from Covid makes any difference, it’s happening anyway. The numbers are high in terms of ‘an event’ but could be huge if the virus is allowed to go unchecked, which is something that has been described in a previous post.
    It’s all fine when it’s happening to others but if it hits you then you start to think more clearly!

    • Exactly, SOI. I am fed up of hearing people dismiss Coronavirus deaths due to what they perceive to be low numbers. However, this virus can kill anyone, old, young, ill of health or healthy.

      Viral load is one of the determining factors of whether you just have the sniffles or if your remains end up scattered in some memorial garden.

  8. I must admit I am a squeamish old cunt, which is why I never partake of Deadpool myself. I find the concept of wishing somebody dead goes against my warm, sunny, generous nature. I don’t want to see Dame Eddie Izzard or Anthony Blair dead of any illness. If, however, they decided to put arsnic on the end of their butt plugs……… well that would be their affair. Anthony was on Wireless 4 Today programme yet again this morning. The BBC have a real soft spot for elderly queens.

    • Yup. Don’t do ‘Deadpool’ myself.

      Just feels like ‘tempting fate’ for yourself. That sort of crap spooks me out (I’m a bit of a superstition cunt).

      • I don’t actually want any of my pool noms to peg it, but they have to go sometime and I’d much rather it was due to extreme old age or natural causes.
        Well, except Chrissie Hynde obviously…

      • Oh yeah, I get that people aren’t really saying they want them to die and that they’re just saying who they think will peg it next.

        I just find it a bit…spooky and tempting fate against yourself. But like I said, I am a superstitious cunt.

      • Deadpool isnt wishing people dead!
        Its who we think will snuff it next.
        Macabre? ..Certainly!
        Nasty?..no

      • I’ve always thought of Dead Pool as black* humour.

        * Not a racist reference to nîggérs.

      • Dark humour or deadpan. Black comedy is something else. People just use black and dark to mean the same nowadays.

    • As the “address to the Nation” showed last night! Good twerking Liz – girlfriend got all da moves! 😄👍

      • Randomly out of place post from me there!
        Must stop confusing crack with coffee – easy mistake to make! 😁

  9. Social distancing is, I believe, affecting many people mentally. For example, girlfiriend who I split from over 14 years ago (acrimoniously) e-mailed me out of the blue to see if I was OK and if my parents were OK! Clearly she doesn’t have anyone as she wrote about the loneliness. I had moved on in 14 years, found a girlfriend, married, bought a house, had a couple of children, etc.

    I was sad to hear that she seemed to be stuck in the same position of where she was 14 years ago. I think social distancing/furloughing is giving too many people far too much time to think.

    • Spare a thought for me Paul. Married 56 years to the appallingly obese Mrs. B. and yet I still think of Diana Rigg (Emma Peel) coming from behind that sofa in head to toe leather blowing the top of her pistol in 1965 and thinking what might have been. Looking at Mrs. B then I knew I had made a mistake, but our son was on the way……

    • Give her one PM, on the quiet obviously…you have to use these unprecedented times to your advantage.

      • There will inevitably be a baby boom when everyone starts going aaaht and abbaht again. I bet when social distancing rules are removed there will be some social media driven stunt to organize mass hugs or those twats you sometimes see in busy city centres with a sign saying ‘Free hugs’.

      • Yep the Social media twats will try and hijack all this despair LL, pianos on every town centre with cunts playing ‘Imagine’ and some cunt will start singing ‘Dont look back in anger’ whilst picking their Chow mein in their local takeaway…broadcast on the BBC of course.
        What a pile of cunt.

  10. Rejoice cunters ! The cunt counter is back at the bottom of the page – freshly recovered from Covid19 !

    • Not sure where that went. Suspect when they updated the server they uploaded the wrong version of the site layout.

      For all you techies out there, it disappeared from the list of plugins and had to be re-downloaded and installed afresh. Could have been a WordPress fuck up. They make these whenever they update and leave us poor cunts to take the flack.

      Bit of a mystery but a minor irritation that is now remedied. Definitely not a victim of Covid-19

    • Aye bit of a worry. The peacefuls will be offing people’s cats more often than normal now.

      Mind you, imagine if it was transmittable to all animals. Maybe insects lol? There would be no point in isolating really.

      We’d be totally fucked and just may as well carry on normally and hope we don’t croak.

  12. Many opinions on this site are likely to offend someone. It’s all subjective.

    I find a good shit relieves most tensions and leaves one feeling in much better spirits.

    Don’t get uptight, take a dump and feel alright.

    • I downed a few bottles of Spitfire last night, so a massively satisfying shite is an inevitability at some point this morning.
      I just hope I make it to the bog on time…

      • I had eight cans of Asahi (Imported Japanese lager) the other night. Got it because nobody hates the Chinese like the Japs.

        Verdict?

        Very dry. Refreshing and kept its flavour and ‘fizz’. Nasty side effects.

        Shat through the eye of a needle about 12 hours later a few times. It was like a streak of thick green piss coming out of my arse for a minute or so each time. No idea why it was green. It sounded like twenty-five washing-up liquid bottles being squeezed of their final fluids at the same time and somebody clapping and firing a pop gun at regular intervals. I didn’t eat anything green that day. Pie and chips and muesli is all I had. Perhaps some science cunt knows why? Stomach went mental growling like a bastard for about 6 hours too. Not a nice hangover.

      • Yeah. Was actually quite nice but the side effects not great at all.

        I considered taking a photo of my battered ringpiece and pebble dashed toilet/bathroom to my local MP, but I was too pissed to remember what a mobile phone was.

      • I tried some of that Asahi a few years and found it too lacking in taste so I have not had it since.
        I took a trip around a couple of Cornish breweries in October and had a great time; Mrs Guzzi was driving. Morrison’s do St Austell’s Proper Job £6 for 4 but Tintagel Brewery ales are not available hereabouts.
        Tynt ale from the monastery near Loughborough is great but strong.
        Just about to send an order to the Tank Museum shop. They are putting out extra videos on YouTube so I am keen to put some money their way. As well as bits and bobs for me Mrs Guzzi gets a carved wooden duck tank commander. But I have always been a romantic soul.

      • I’m having a shit right now. One log and a couple of pellets. Not one of my best, tbh.

      • Poor old Qweer Charmer looks and sounds as if he is permanently constipated. Obviously in need of a really good shit, I hope he takes the advice on which beers and lagers to drink.

        I am sure one of the qweer peers Mandy or Adonis will fight to earn the right to wipe his arse with the Andrex afterwards.

      • Yes see if you can bounce it in over the torpedo nets. Best if you can put a backspin on the log

      • Im still going round the local boozer on a night….4 of us in “Cunt Club” first rule of Cunt Club…no one talks about it (i will make an exception) we sit on our own tables in a courtyard 3-4 m apart. The landlord bring us Doombar that will go off if we dont sup it…Then there are two barrels of Atlantic Pale Ale….Its nice every evening to sit and discuss what everybody hasn’t fucking done all day……

  14. There is a fine line between the pussy and arsehole…as there is between cunting and having a laugh and being a nasty cunt.
    As the great Dioclese used to say years ago…
    You can always fuck off somewhere else.
    😁

  15. I dunno. I’m for freedom of speech. And at the end of the day, there is a natural way of weeding-out distasteful remarks and truly upsetting use of language: ignore it.

    Or even better: cunt ’em.

    Seems to work.for everything else.

    Personally, like many on here, I see stuff every time I peruse this fine establishments expletive offerings that may put me slightly on edge. But, that’s why I flippin well love it. There is a tacit understanding that this is a place to release the valve of self-censorship and break the dam of backed-up discontentment with cunts the world over. In doing so, you’re supposed to go slightly too far. That’s where the comedy and chuckles comes from. THAT’S THE IRONY OF THE SITE. WE ARE THE CUNTS AS WELL.

    That said, wishing someone dead of Covid is fucking outrageously cuntish, not to mention bad karma. I say, deal with this behaviour by either ignoring it or counting it. No need to attack the man in this. Just the ball. Ideas.

    So, I nominate that.

    • I dont go out of my way to upset fellow cunters an have in the past apologised.
      Most of what i say is tongue in cheek and assume everyone knows that.
      If not tell your therapist or something..

      • Yeah I’ve inadvertently upset a fellow cunter before, text doesn’t always translate as it’s meant.

        But us cunters ain’t flowers and we get over it quickly.

        7 billion cunts v us.

      • I would never dare be rude on here MNC (I save it for everywhere else!) – I am too afraid of feeling Sir Fiddlers riding crop! 😱😄

      • Same!
        Know you do (did?) Martial arts Foxy, an im a big rough cunt, but some irate Farmer with a shotgun an land to bury us? ..fuck that.
        He tells us to get off his land we hop to it!!
        We leave his gates open though and scrawl insults on his jeep!😁😁😁

      • Excellent form MNC – from personal experience I would never argue with a shotgun wielding farmer – they tend to be a tad grumpy when they catch you rustling sheep! 😁
        Can’t do all the jumpy spinny martial arts type nonsense so well anymore so starting to learn Krav Maga at the moment – that sh*t is properly vicious!
        And I feel if the esteemed and venerable Sir Fiddler discovered us on his estate he would invite us in for a cup of organically sourced camomile tea, some rice cakes and a listen to some Buddhist peace chants before thanking us warmly for visiting and sending us on our way with some lovely lettuce and wholemeal gluten free bread! (That’s how I see it going daaaahn!)
        I’ll still let you go first through the gate though, just to be on the safe side – snivelling cowardice has saved my a*se on innumerable occasion! 😱🏃‍♂️👍🤣

      • He’ll sit us down to a tea of partially cooked pidgeons an sneer at our haircuts!
        Id start crying first, an youd have to phone my mum to pick us up.
        Let’s not go?
        Im happier watching Noggin the Nog and eating french fancies!😁

    • The Gays are ok as long as they don’t mince, talk like a fucking little girl and go on the fucking Pride bollocks.

      Woke is not a problem here and is well cunted 😂

    • I had the same thought UT. As Bricktop once said “Pull your tongue out of my arsehole”. It goes from one end of the scale to the other on here !

      • Been thinking that exact same quote for a while now. Great minds and all that….

  17. I couldn’t give a rats arse if a mahoosive, cottaging cunt like Charles Lynton B-liar died of anything. People talk about ‘karma’ ? Where’s his for crying out loud, it’s long overdue.
    But the erudition and variety of cuntiousness on here is a refreshing antidote to the huggy huggy phony posturing going on outside these walls. There’s a feeling of truth and sincerity about the noms that strikes a chord with those of us who are still untainted by the ‘woke’ virus, which is far more prevalent than any other in these times.
    But yes, by all means must this place be it’s own master, Cunts Corner is just one dimensional shit.
    Talking of shit, I laid a most gratifying cable this morning, unfortunately, such was the turtle’s haste to be off the blocks sharpish I had to stuff the last of my eggs and bacon (apologies for the recipe) down my gullet too sharpish for savouring.
    But I did savour curling logzilla out though so there’s a bonus.

    Arse biscuits indeed.

    I was jumped by 3 muggers last night but I managed to knock one out.
    It may not seem like the best time to have a wank but I figured if this really was my last night on earth then I’d best enjoy it.
    Cobblers.

  18. Hmm, to my mind, it’s a bit much to wish someone dead. If I’m honest, I’m not much of the hateful person that I was in my youth. I can admit to loathing and despising certain people, and that fucking Duchess Rachael of Trailer Park springs to mind! I’d dearly love to see that vile slut lose everything but her mind, and wind up having to do the daytime chat show circuit just to pay the bills!

  19. Totally with Admin on this one.
    Most on here put up cuntings that can be scathing, but they’re done with wit, sarcasm and irony, they’re not outright malicious or downright hateful.
    Wishing somebody dead from C-virus is, as they say on EastEnders, ‘bang aht uv awhder’, and the individual(s) concerned should be fucked right off.
    I presume that the postings in question relate to BJ in this instance(?). Ffs, love or hate the guy, he’s got the weight of the nation bearing down on him, and now he’s in hospital. Give the guy a break.
    Same goes for anyone else; no one should wish this bastard of a virus on anyone else; we could all get it at any time.
    Maybe it’s time for us all to consider the tone of our contributions for the future. Don’t mean to sound sanctimonious, it’s just a thought at a very bad time.
    Stay safe everyone.

    Ron

    • Are we allowed to wish the fictitious characters of East Enders a sick and calculated demise?

      • I don’t think we need to bother DAz. Everyone on EE seems to come to a sticky end sooner or later.

    • It’s fair enough to be wary of people just spewing hate. Maybe it’s a bit subjective but you know it when you see it. I suppose my feeling is that when you get into this kind of internecine dispute within a ‘community’ it can split people down the middle and then it’s countdown to a poisoned well and a beautiful thing is sullied by factions and disagreement. Fuck that. If someone on here is being a dickhead just ignore the cunt. Don’t engage with it. The overwhelming majority of people on here understand irony and satire. And it’s likely that the person or persons saying dark unfunny shit will wake up the next day in a digital hangover and question themselves and sort themselves out.

      I dunno. I just lean away from top down controls of speech. Not saying administrators don’t have a job to do. There’s clearly a line some-fucking-where. But, that, as they say, is just my opinion, man.

  20. I tend to look at these sort of things and develop a fall back strategy.
    Admittedly there are a few people who walk this earth who I would prefer did not, fortunately due to old age and my former profession a leper could easily count these individuals on one hand.
    So perhaps the fall back position could be “I wish the fleas of a thousand Camel’s would infest (insert name)’s underpants”, non fatal and I imagine very uncomfortable for the recipient.
    (which reminds me of a time I was holed up in an abandoned grain store that was infested with a particularly small bitey cunts, it fucking hurt, like a red rash all over me and it took a shower in flea shampoo to get rid of the cunts)

  21. Even if someone dies who I’m not particularly a fan of, I’m not going to take any pleasure from their demise.
    And to ensure this, I’ve just got some anti-gloating cream from the Doctor.
    I can’t wait to rub it in….

  22. If I don’t agree with a nomination or simply can’t be bothered I just ignore it. Like things used to be before everyone had to give their opinion on everything ever.

    • Nope.
      Not even saddick khan.
      What about people that already are dead?
      Can you be glad theyre gone?
      Maybe a sarcastic ‘missing you’….

    • That would surely be a case of Corona getting a dose of Gina.

      I’d send the virus a get well card!

  24. I’d best get these out of the way then:
    Bonio, Blair, Branson, the PFA and Yoko fucking Ono.

    Coat on. Fucking off.

  25. I must say that I am with Admin. on this one.
    There are many on here who Lack Decorum.
    Then, there are others who are Complete Rotters.
    Speaking of which, I see that Mr. Cunt Engine is back.
    Expect a Tidal Wave Of Filth very soon.
    It’s a Fucking Outrage.

  26. I am with admin on this one,would not wish illness on anyone,misfortune probably yes.
    But, we have all said things we dont mean. For example i meant to say to the wife ‘pass the salt dear’ what i in fact said was ‘you bitch, you’ve ruined my life’.

  27. I agree, it’s pretty snide. I loathe Corbyn and his mob. I have a great dislike of Madogga cashing in on this, and I also think the little cunt Greta deserves some major stick for lying about having the bloody thing. But I stop at wanting them to croak with it. A cunt is a cunt and we are here to cunt them. But let’s leave the death wish list to the psychotic dribbling left: as they show their true natures by wishing Boris ill and show themselves up as the biggest and most fascist thinking cunts on the planet.

    And the Dead Pool is different. That is based on who we think is most likely to cop it, not who we wish to cop it (at least in my case it is).

  28. I couldn’t wish anyone dead from the coronavirus. I’ve hated a lot of people in my time and at one time I’d fantasise about kicking them to death, it would have given me a great deal of pleasure. But then I thought, if they’re dead they won’t be suffering any more, and I didn’t want their suffering to stop. So I reasoned, it would be much better if I kicked them until they were crippled, that way they’d spend the rest of their lives in a wheelchair in constant pain and depression. I could wake up every morning knowing they were suffering right then and there. Ah bliss.
    So I don’t wish anyone dead any more, not from the chinky flu or anything else.

    • I’m with you on that one Allen! Much better to have someone who richly deserves it, being made to suffer by your own hand!

    • That’s my thinking as well. Coronavirus is a bit too sobering and close for many on here, and an existential threat.
      I suppose the more imaginative the punishment the more remote it seems.

      Bring in the tank of Humboldt squid.

  30. The spam filter doesn’t tend to be very picky. That might be what it is.

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