Madonna’s a cunt, isn’t she.

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This syphilitic whore can kiss.my piss. Trapped in her mansion and devoid of flattery, this talent-less hag decides to make a video while in the bath (Caveat: You might pebble-dash your computer screen!).To say she looks awful is to say that the Flabbotasaurus Rex likes the occasional pie. What’s wrong with her face? Vile’s Disease? Stick your head in a wasp’s nest? Was the surgeon a vengeful ex-husband?

What’s worse is knowing that a lot of work had gone in to IMPROVE her looks by half a dozen flunkeys.

The rough old strumpet attempts to look forlorn and lachrymose but, as we recall from her pitiful performing endeavours, it’s all horribly acted and painfully disingenuous. Her real personality is wishing the White House obliterated or stretching her legs wide for chubby record moguls. Madge must have a vadge like a cow that’s just dropped a newly-born calf.

It’s shocking to realise that this biddy came to prominence 36 years BC (Before ChinaVirus) but looking at that woeful visage, it seems longer.

Cease whining. This is only the beginning. The real pain hasn’t even begun so buckle up, you attention-seeking, old skank.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

 

76 thoughts on “Madonna’s a cunt, isn’t she.”

  2. I bet the old hags dentist gets some invitations when she climbs on his chair and he says “open wide”.

  3. Watching that awful bath video, you get the impression that, as ever, it’s really all about her.
    How can I seem to be caring and thoughtful, yet still manage to look erotic by flashing a little bit of tit and thigh?
    The answer, you scraggy old cow, is that the last time you looked remotely fanciable was at least two decades ago.
    Give it a rest.

    PS What the FUCK have you done to your face? It looks like a fucking wax death mask, you stupid tart.

      • Wasn’t that Ray of light false hippy look so plastic. I abhor the music industry fawning over her constant “reinvention .” Her original stuff was of it’s time but after the 80’s it was dog shit rolled up in cat shit.

    • Her tit and thigh must almost be in the same place by now? You could fuck her and get a tit-wank at the same time!

    • Why didn’t anyone see fit to drop a toaster or 3 bar electric fire in the bath whilst the cunt was in there?

  4. She’s a galactic cunt, her ego consumes her world like a black hole eating a solar system. I can only hope she disappear s up her own arse in a puff of logic.

  5. Maybe she just cracked first in all this isolationism? Maybe due to her age and the fact she is normally surrounded by nodding yes men she couldn’t handle it and it tipped her over the edge…..maybe in another 2, 3 or 4 weeks of this we will have all done a bath video…..I wash outside with a bucket of cold water and a stiff brush but I’m sure I could cobble something together…..”its a great leveller”

    • With the amount of surgery and people tugging and yanking this tart’s boat-race, I’m surprised her face didn’t crack.

  6. In that bath video, she looks like David Van Day post facelifts. It’s like someone’s stretched a balloon over a Wetherspoon’s lunchplate. Fucking hideous.

  7. Did they check inside her cunt for that missing Malaysian airlines jumbo jet yet?

    • Not forgetting Glenn Miller, Lord Lucan, Shergar, Bigfoot, Scott of the Antarctic, Showaddywaddy…

      I bet they’re all in there…

      • Her tit and thigh must almost be in the same place by now? You could fuck her and get a tit-wank at the same time!

      • Romeo Challenger Norman – and randomly, his Son competed in high jumping at a very advanced level.
        @TopFoxFacts!

      • Some are no longer with us, others just too old. The ‘replacements’ were ok though.

  8. Thanks to you shower of bastards I googled the fucker. Fuck me drunk what is it? Should be singing ‘turning Japanese’ (I really think so)
    Good to see M Jackson’s face butcher is still employed.

    • I commented before that when she was in her 50’s and still married to Guy “I only know one movie but change the setting and characters” Ritchie, she still looked ok because she hadn’t succumbed to the knife.

      Now that she’s hit the big six-oh she looks like she’s had more work done to her than the Palace of Westminster!

      All these types who go under the knife all end looking the same: a contorted expression of constant shock.

      At least when she smiles now it lifts her nips up a bit!

  9. When she first appeared on the scene, there was a ‘before-and-after’ makeup pic. God she looked fucking awful THEN! The makeup just had the effect of applying slap to a pig. Don’t like ANY of her fucking tunes either.

  11. I loved regular cuntee – James Corden’s – angst on his TV show promo about how claustrophobic the whole lock down thing has been for him.

    Here is James’ LA mansion where he’s struggling on with his sense of claustrophobia:

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5200778/inside-james-cordens-lavish-10million-la-home/

    I really feel for you James, I truly do, but if you ever fancy swapping homes please feel free to drop me a line at:

    JAMES CORDEN IS A TOTAL CUNT
    PO BOX 4-Q
    CUNT
    LONDONISTAN

  12. She had just shaved some beaver of her chin due to how far her various face lifts have pulled her growler upwards thats probably seen more traffic than Picadilly circus ,wasnt it Guy Richie who said sex with her was like shagging a peace of grissle, the only thing this old trout isnt late for is more plastic surgery.
    Maybe she’s had the tunnel of love put back to yesteryear so she can be reminded of being like a virgin, seeing her in the tub give me a feeling of true blue, borderlines have been crossed……..cant you tell im bored of being stuck in the house.
    Another slapper thats going to need a Y shaped coffin and 2 years of cremation due to all the plastic like Katie Price….

  13. Send her to a chinese wet market fetch a nice price for her old bag of bones her cooked flesh is probably safer to eat then pangolin meat.

    Speaking of wet markets how in the frickety fuck is wuhan allowed to open their markets back up after sending the world into a locked down pandemic. Wheres the global outrage from western leaders? Why the fuck are these bat eating shit cunts allowed to do this? Why

      • Indeed. They’d rather die with their entire families, gasping for air, than hurt their killers’ feelings or be accused of being ‘racist’ or ‘right-wing’.

    • And today on Food Asia we delve into the fantastic treats on offer at a wet market with food critic and restaurateur Froyd Grosscunt.

      “Hello and I’m here with chef extraordinaire Fineet Killeet Eateet. So Fin, what will you be cooking today?”

      “Herro Floyd. We cook scleaming bat soup foh start. Scleaming dog stir-fry fohr dah main. An scleaming duck foh sweet.”

      “Interesting. Tell us more.”

      “So we take bat rive, throw in hoh-fat, rive, and when scleaming stop we serve in bloth of water and spling onions. Then we take dog rive, throw in hoh-fat, rive, and when scleaming stops we serve in wok wiv noodle. Then we take duck rive, throw in hoh-fat, rive, and serve wiv plumb sauce cos like sweet.”

      “Hmmm, yum. Sounds fan-taaasss-tic. Can’t wait? And do you have any special ingredients?”

      “Yeh but now I tell my seclets! Ok I add MSG and COVID-19 to make extla special yummy!”

  14. I do believe her much-abused cuntbox was used as the template for the Channel Tunnel back in the 90s!

  16. THAT’S Madonna???? Fuck me ragged! I bet she’s got a mary like a welly top.

    • Yep, she was a cunt a few days ago and she’s a cunt now…what’s changed?

  18. Her music was ok about 35 years ago but that’s about as far as it goes.

    Like most constant attention seeking individuals who are of their time, just cannot face the prospect of becoming irrelevant and having to fuck off into obscurity.

    • Bowie left her music dead in the water. And she was one of the first to use autotune on her songs. The only thing I like about her is she’s better than Kylie.

  19. All that money and adulation is never enough for these cunts. She is like a drunk fuck constantly betting on a horse for the next dopamine hit. My bet is she will die alone in piss and shit.

  20. Never took to this gluebag, not even in her 80s heyday….
    Massive gap in her front gnashers, the worst looking nipples ever, couldn’t sing, couldn’t dance, couldn’t act and still can’t. A thoroughly horrible personality and let’s not even start about the ‘termination’ of scores of her own kids in the name of her ‘career’. And the way she buys kids from corrupt African shitholes in order for her to look good makes her even more contemptible. That song ‘Papa Don’t Preach’ was not only shite of the highest order, it was fucking priceless… ‘I’m keeping my ba-by!’ What?! After getting rid of half a dozen of them before Like A Virgin was even made? Do fuck off you evil old slag. She’s got a bigger body count than Jack the fucking Ripper.

    • Evil is a strong word.
      I remember some promotion and would she simulate a blow job with a coke bottle?..the ‘whoops’ and ‘squeals’ from her entourage.
      She’s like the girl at a party who can’t wait to play ‘Spin the. Bottle’ or ‘Dare’.
      That tiny little calculating feminine evilness.
      Her Malian kids would have had a happier life if they had stayed in their squalor.
      What an escape Guy Richie had, Sean Penn.
      Fucking horrible she is.

  21. Never get a blowjob from Madonna next to the fire in the front room. All that wax and plastic from her fizz hog could drip onto your nob which wouldn’t be pleasant.

  22. Shagging madonna: a hotdog down a hallway? Could probably just walk in and have a wank! You got a picture of this ‘hideous in a bath’ look?

  23. Great cunting, Cap’n.

    “Madge must have a vadge like a cow that’s just dropped a newly-born calf.”

    You owe me a new keyboard, you scoundrel!

  24. I hope the cunts radio falls in the bath with her.
    Improve her looks anyhow.
    Fuck off hag.

  25. I remember when she said before the US election that she would give every man who didn’t vote for Trump a blowjob…guaranteeing his victory.

  27. This creature does not eat food, it consumes publicity and attention.
    Starve it.

    • It also seems to consume young backup dancers at an alarming rate.

      The poor souls who get roped into trying to pleasure Madge’s fadge had better get a plank tied accross their arse, or face diving knob first screaming into the abyss.

  28. I say one good thing about her: she wasn’t afraid to let her muff hair grow! Not as vain, or peer-pressure accepting, as most chicks around today…however, gets a fuckload of cosmetic surgery.

  29. Fuck Madonna, fuck her shite songs, and fuck her hand ball during Mexico ’86. I’ll never forgive her for that. Cheating old bag.

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