KWEER LABOUR (15)

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As widely predicted (and why did they fuck about for more than three months?) Dame Kweer Starmer has been enthroned as the new queen of Labour:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2020/apr/04/labour-leadership-election-winner-keir-starmer-long-bailey-nandy-and-jeremy-corbyns-successor-to-be-announced-at-1045am-live-news

So we have the hypocrisy for the next 5 years at least of having a millionaire lawyer lecturing us about politics. Starmer is a cunt, it goes without saying, but what makes him a ueber cunt is that he is said by the Guardian “newspaper” (arsewipe for lavatory roll free snowflakes) is that he is considering making racist, obese, daft as arseholes thick David Lammy a Shadow minister. So except Starmer to be “inclusive”.

IN other news poor Lisa, she of the fulsome knockers came third – and a very poor third behind the Wrong Dailey,

The one bit of good news is that as always Labour have elected a comedy Deputy leader – this time bucket mouth unmarried mother Angela Rayner. I am sure she will fill the spitton formerly used by Hattersley and Watson.

One more push comrades!

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

141 thoughts on “KWEER LABOUR (15)”

  1. yes indeed! A real chip off of the old Champagne Socialist block don’t you think? And yet all I’ve heard comments on is that YET AGAIN there is no female leading the party! Which makes more laughter. I mean, did you see, and have you heard those that did put there Names forward?!! The fact is NONE of them Queer Charmer included, could run a whelk stall. This news must have cheered Boris up a bit!

    • Dianne Abbott would make a leader ,she ticks all of the boxes. Mind you , it is a queer set of boxes.

  2. Charmer is just the chap to win back the midlands and north. London, lawyer, the face of Remoan. A fucking masterstroke. He He.

    • With Lammy as a shadow front bencher! Surely Wrong-Daily’s got to have a shadow cabinet job as well, and it was rumoured at one point that Steptoe would be shadow foreign sec.
      Let the fucking good times roll for Labour lol.

  3. Gormless looking turd. Could easily be Reg Varney’s idiot bastard son, if it weren’t for his complete lack of a sense of humour.

    Man of the people SIR Keir Starmer likes to drop the SIR to promote an illusory ‘ordinary man’ image. “Address as Mr Starmer,” he once told Commons colleagues and officials.

    Boris should make vegan mincemeat of the Blairite waffler.

      • Why dies he always look like he’s constipated? Yes, full of shit but as red-faced as a gammon in Costa Brava.

        A millionaire bozo with turtle head. Somebody give him some prunes.

      • Booting carrots RK? Wait while the vegans get wind of this brutality – they’ll turn him into quorn mincemeat with one wave of a scented hanky! (To avoid the possibility of being seen to advertise Quorn I have to state ” alternatives are available” – compost, faeces etc).

    • Enjoy your references to Zappa. ‘Weasels Ripped My Flesh’ , the all time finest LP cover but the music within is variable. The Idiot Bastard Son, a fine track. Now let’s see you get some ‘Lumpy Gravy’ into the mix.

      • Whaddya mean “variable”? The music on Weasels is sublime throughout Guzziguy!

        Mind you, I do tend to skip ‘Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask’ a bit nowadays.

        Why, you ask?

        Cos I’m paranoid. I’m very paranoid. And the water in my washing machine turns dark out of sympathy.

      • Have to say not really my type of music Ruff Tuff.

        Clearly I don’t possess the same palate that you are gifted with, which is perhaps essential to appreciate the finer things in life.

        Good evening.

      • He lives! I was beginning to think you may have succümbed Willie.

        Assume you’ve been busy on your allotment. Watch out for lurking commie Labour ex leaders…

        Good evening.

      • Might suggest that you listen to a girl play the guitar on Montana. It is on YouTube, school of Rock. Her age is Lauren and she is shit hot!

      • Yes, at the allotment every day since Wednesday. 250bsquare yards so a lot to do as not worked on by previous owner for 6 months.

        Met my next door plot neighbour a couple of days ago, I think a Dooshka. Not a young pretty one though, looks very much like the actor Charles Bronson aged about 60.

        Must say it’s a great place to be, fresh air, sunshine, nature, exercise, no news and away from everyone.

        A large shed, couple of chairs, packed lunch, and a large flask of hot tea . And veg hopefully going in next week.

        The simple things in life.

      • Careful Willie. You’ll be getting a Council Tax bill for the shed if you make it too comfy.
        It’s happened before…

  5. oh dear – what every democracy requires is a strong opposition – well, not true in this case – this cunt is already stating that nothing’s going to be the same after the virus – and that’s a good thing??? One mega cunting to starmer the harmer

  6. Great news. It just means the unelectable Labour party will continue to be unelectable. Qweer will carry on the same ludicrous policies and lurch even further in to the realms of nuttiness with madcap ideas that real ,normal working people have zero time for. They will resemble Monty python/ Spike Milligan more with every passing week but will take it seriously.

    • RTC this cunt queer just does not get it. The majority of people want an end to freedom of movement but this cunt and his band of loons just keep in going down the same road .
      To do the same thing repeatedly and expect to get a different outcome is the definition of insanity .

      • Spot on Mac McCunt

        This daft turd and his party of FUCKING LOSERS haven’t got a chance in hell of ever getting into power.

        Bonkers Boris can carry on lying to his hearts content without having to worry unduly as the alternative Labour Party are an unelectable joke.

      • I can’t add to that Willie except to say spot on.
        Madness. Fucking madness.

  8. Definition of stupidity….. doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.Well done Labour officially stupid, never will work until they get a leader who is in touch with ordinary working people.
    Poor opposition = Poor Government
    Gobshites

    • Ordinary working people? Not seen one of those for a few weeks now!
      😂

  9. Today’s labour leadership contest has given the strongest mandate for another conservative government in the next election .
    Londoncentric EU sycophant starmers limited appeal isn’t going to travel further than the Watford gap , any credibility that starmer manages to win will be instantly lost the minute “ mouth of marbles” rayner , lammy or ( hopefully) Corbyn pipes up , it’s hardly the dream team is it ?
    The only way I can see Labour making a dent in the conservatives is not only for Johnson to “ drop the ball” but for it to be found lodged up Rishi Sunaks arse!!
    So we’re looking at gross negligence
    Maybe even a huge scandal to bring starmer back into the frame , labour have somehow managed to find a cunt who has less appeal than a bag of dog shit , more worryingly he was the best candidate!!
    Good luck labour……

    • Out of touch ✔
      Appears confused ✔
      EU felcher ✔
      Haughty ✔
      Zero background in real life ✔
      Looks like he busting for a dump ✔
      Cunt ✔
      Keeping Labour in opposition until 2029 ✔
      ~~~

      Afternoon Quizzer.

    • Lammy as shadow minister. Brilliant. Another anti white anti British pro EU cunt.

    • We should start a campaign , call it
      Lammy in the limelight!!
      Demanding that as a man of not only colour but the people David lammy should become shadow foreign secretary? Oh the deep joy watching lammy unravel……
      although undoubtedly a cunt would starmer be stupid enough to give lammy a big enough platform to hang himself?

      • I hope so… it might finally rid us of the bloated loud mouthed bull necked racist.

      • Shadow Home Secretary is good but being shadow foreign secretary he gets to showcase his talents abroad !!
        What on earth would they make of lammy? He would get to make a cunt of himself on the world stage ……….
        It’s absolutely perfect

      • “Lammy” Lammy” – your job is to sing Mammy! Stop throwing s*it! That Harvey is a bad influence on you”!
        Surely any shadow position should be filled by Hank Marvin? 😄

      • Clammy v Putin = deckchair/popcorn

        oh I’d gladly pay to see that turkey shoot.

  11. “Starmer is the John Smith of our times.” (Stefan Stern, journalist and regular contributor to The Grauniad)

    Let’s hope so. That means he’ll be dead before the next election.

    • Afternoon squire…..
      Like I said previously starmer was the best candidate!! That’s appalling……

      • 🕺 Afternoon Q me old hearty!

        The main difference between Starmer and Smith is that Starmer’s not fit to lick the shit off Smith’s shoes.

      • …and the main difference between Smith and Ayrton Senna (who died in the same year as Smith) was that Smith’s wife got to keep the car.

        👊💨

      • Absolutely true …..
        smith was in a different class not only a politician but a man ……
        One of my wife’s favourite politicians
        And she’s as real lifelong labour supporter and party member ……

      • Unfortunately because he was never tested we’ll never really know what he was made of.

        He did however promote Blair to Shadow Home Secretary, so his judgement was clearly seriously flawed from the outset. 😂

        Harold Wilson was my man.

      • In moderation, WTF?

        Oh yeah, jüdgemént is a trigger word for some unknown reason. 😡

      • Let’s try again.

        Unfortunately because he was never tested we’ll never really know what he was made of.

        He did however promote Blair to Shadow Home Secretary, so appears his jüdgemént was seriously flawed from the outset. 😂

        Harold Wilson was my man.

  12. Just what the doctor ordered!
    As a northern working class lad Ive been waiting for a sexually ambiguous, greasy quiffed middle class lawyer type to represent me!
    Hes welcome to sit at my table for a ethically sourced cous cous and pint of mineral water any time!
    Man of the people✊
    The revolution is coming comrades!
    In sensible shoes and ever so polite London communism.

    • The only thing that isn’t fake about starmer is what a completely useless cunt he is !! That’s absolutely genuine..
      Although I’m taking the piss you actually need a strong opposition to keep the government accountable no matter on which side of the political spectrum you sit …..

      • I don’t think we’ve had a genuinely strong Government since Thatcher’s time. I was a bit of a lefty in those days so I tended to vote SDP.

        I had a lot of respect for Michael Foot but couldn’t stomach unilateral nuclear disarmament and positive discrimination etc. At least he was patriotic enough to back our side in the Falklands, unlike a certain Jeremy Cuntbyn.

        The only reason Blair got away with 3 terms was cos of the piss poor Tory opposition during those years.

      • True …..
        saw a poll on SLY news recently regarding Labour Party leader popularity?

        Bottom was 3 time winner B liar
        And top was 2 time loser Corbyn!!!

        Party of protest………

      • Dont know how true it is but heard Michael Foot died of a verruca.😢

  13. I’ve got a watering can with more personality and humour than Sir Queer.

  14. Fuck me, what a wanker. I can’t wait to see his shadow cabinet. I see a war between the Blairites and the Steptoe mob on the horizon. It should be quite an entertainment. The snowflakes don’t like losing as you may have noticed.

    • He reckons he will clear the shadow cabinet of Magic Grandpa die hards and the commie loons, at least Flabbott has freed up three seats on the opposition and fucked off to the backbenches. Chucky Umunna really fucked up after playing party swap shop, the greasy millionaire metropolitan cunt would have fitted in well.

  15. Looking forward to see how this is going to pan out . Smooth slick no personality Starmer with a top team of big mouth cunts like Rayner , Phillips and Lammy and all the other useless wankers of which there are to many to mention . Maybe they can bring Corbyn back again in five years time (unless coronavirus gets the old cunt ) because Boris is a shoe in already

    • Medium heat,let the greasy windbag roast.
      Good health!
      But not for him,he’s a condescending cunt.

  17. If this cunt isn’t a champagne socialist shitstabber, I’m Mother Goose.
    He’s not behind me, is he ?
    Gertcha !!

  18. One of the benefits of living over here in Yankland is I don’t know half of what goes on over in Blighty, but get brilliantly funny updates via the ace cunters on ISAC.

    Consequently, I have never heard of this Starmer tool and I’m already enjoying the slagging he’s getting. So it’s bye-bye Magic Grandpa. Hello new twat. This should be fun.

    • Don’t worry about it. I live here in Blighty and I’ve never known anywhere near half of what goes on here, mostly I don’t care because there’s usually fuck all I can do about it.

    • Imagine a fat gay sulky Tony Blair with a face like a smacked arse and you are about there IY!

    • Shes from a dog rough estate in Stockport, bet theyll clash like fuck in a few month!😁
      Hope she breaks his nose.
      Live on sky, with kay Burley covered in his claret!👍

      • She left school at 16, pregnant and no qualifications. Are we honestly saying this cunt has anything to offer this country in either government or opposition?
        My mother probably had a similar background and was quite happy to be a shop worker. The big difference is Ange had all the advantages my mother didn’t have and still fucked up.

      • In these dark times (oooh – waycist!) we need something to laugh at Bertie!
        Any news on Percy old chap?

      • Sadly, no Vern. He’s still missing but I’ve got Miserable keeping an eye out for him. I’m hoping the police will bring him back for travelling too far for his daily exercise.

  21. Poor old Stormzy. After years of singing and chanting Oh Jeremy! the talentless fucker will now have to find something new to bleat.

  22. He’ll be a gift to the Dead Ringers team – he sounds just like Jon Culshaw.

    • I’m sick of his tedious voice already and it hasn’t been a day yet.

      • With his pompous looks, dodgy eyes, and gammon-like glow, he could be a farmer.

        Starmer the Farmer. What a cunt.

      • Remove “farmer”, “what”, and “a” from that and you’re bang on the money there Captain!
        But thank goodness we have a real Man of the people in Sir Keir – as soon as he’s cleaned t’ pit muck off his hands and filled t’ tin bath up for a quick wash an’ brush up he’ll be on with the most important and pressing priorities – “Hello? Waitwose? Yah, ducky – I’m trying to place an online order for tofu and sun blushed tomatoes”..

      • Vern, might I elucidate.

        Starter looks like a farmer.
        All farmers are cunts.
        Starter the Farmer’s a cunt.

        Perhaps I’ll only be proved right when Starmer’s found eating pigeons, shitting in a bucket in his caravan, and fucking his sister. Time will tell.

      • Starmer not Starter. Starter the farter. Fucking red-faced mîncer cunt. Where’s my gin?

  23. Just watched the cunt. All the warmth and sincerity of a bucket of shit.

  24. I’m always confused by these politicians and their flat out refusal of point based immigration.

    Sure, no system is perfect, and all can be abused, but if the candidate is indeed an architect or brain surgeon, then the door is very much open. All that happens is the process takes a little longer for those individuals, the rest don’t get a look in without other skills the host nation requires.

    Having a system of a free-for-all of unskilled, often unemployable cunts, is so fucked up it beggars belief and still some of the (supposedly) betters from on high can’t, or won’t, see it.

  25. Rear Harmer and Lammy, hilarious! I didn’t realise that we’d put the clocks forward 3 days last weekend. Much better than that spaghetti tree documentary. I still reckon there are gonna be people who believe it though!

  26. Starmer and Rayner, the dream ticket.

    I’m not one to believe in draconian measures or that the incumbent government should exploit this crisis for their own political ends. Fuck it, Boris use the opportunity to crush Labour, raid their offices, arrests their leaders, destroy their local parties and end he scourge of socialism in this nation for all time.

  27. Surely Lammy will now campaign to have his position of ‘Shadow Minister’ banned for being waycist?

  28. As I stated in a post some time ago, a dirty little deal was done quite a while ago to parachute plastic Tony into the position of leader whilst “Angela crayons” was guaranteed the position of deputy leader (who said “Deputy Dog”? – now that was just rude! 😄) in return for keeping quiet about this disgraceful stitch up – the “leadership contest” was just window dressing to pretend there was any competition for the role.
    The same Angela Raynor who as shadow Education Secretary had the bright idea of putting kitchens in every primary school in England – and when interviewed about this by Andrew Neil did not know how many primary schools there were in England, how many had kitchens already, how many were working, how much it would cost to install said kitchens, how much extra it would cost for staff and food and when asked where the money was coming from to fund this had no idea and just blankly repeated “Taxin’ t’ rich Andrew”.
    Labour are a joke – literally “at our expense”.
    But a very good way of continually bleeding the taxpayer dry whilst deliberately making themselves unelectable – no job to do and five well paid Years to do it – guaranteeing the Conservatives another term, at the very least.
    Labour are not Labour – they are The British Communist Party, and have guaranteed decades in the political wilderness – but they don’t care as long as we keep paying for their fantasy politics.

    • I think we’re about to see them morph into the Liberal Democrats…

      • Morph into the Lib Dums? What, go into single figure MPs, have no proper policies, arbitrarily cancel party conferences, be diametrically opposed to democracy, attract the voters too loopy for the Greens, then have your leader lose their seat?

  29. I wouldn’t write off Sir Rear Stormer that quickly cunters.
    Five years is a long time and Brexit although not done will be done.
    I honestly think this cunt will give Boris a serious run for his money in 4 years or so.
    If he brings Labour away from the loony left and does as a Blairite what Blair did with Labour (bring it to the centre)he might surprise a few people.
    The cunt sounds like he been sniffing the white all night and acts a bit Gay but Blair acted a bit Gay as well.
    Time will tell, but I think Britain is a centre country and this cunt might become Prime Minister.
    Go fuck yourselves.

    • A BIT gay, B&WC? Blair and Dame Qweer are like Charlie Hawtrey and Kenneth Williams combined – camp as a row of tents, bent as a nine bob note.

      According to a piece by Carole Malone in today’s “Express” Dame Qweer admits to moisturising his face every night – get the madam!

      • He blushes when he sees Angela’s big botty!
        “Hey! Look at this tha soft c*nt! An hour wi’ me and you’ll never pack fudge again lad!”
        “What yer runnin’ off for? Stop f*cking cryin or I’ll get Diane to do it instead”!

    • I can see the appeal Sir Keir the privately educated multi millionaire London Barrister who grew up in a mansion – but only a little one ducky – would have to the filthy working claars oiks of the Northern wastelands B&WC!
      Joking apart though, tofu Tony has a b*tch of a job slicing out the communists and lunatics from the Jezza party – Labour are utterly unelectable until he does that and I envisage some bloodletting before they can be.
      And please confirm if that was you driving your Beemer on the Madonna nom! (Check it out – it’s funny as f*ck! 😄👍)

  30. Komodo you aaaaht there mate, ain’t seen you abaaaaaht for a while. Hope your well.

    • He’s having to self-isolate for 12 weeks. And the broadband signal where he lives is virtually non existent, at least that’s what I’ve gathered reading his posts over the last year or so.

      His signal is probably even worse now broadband is overloaded with cunts in lockdown.

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