Ken Clarke is SO in need of a nomination right now. After the news of those Romanians being flown over to help pick fruit and veg, Clarke posted a smarmy tweet which read:
“Almost 3 million unemployed and we can’t get any of them to pick fruit and veg. Where are all these hard working people who voted for Brexit? Sat at home shaking their heads saying “bloody foreigners coming over here to put food on our plates” probably. Time for a large whiskey”.
What an utter, arrogant cunt. No mention of the several hundred thousand Brits who HAVE volunteered to pick fruit and veg. Here’s an idea Ken. If you’re really that worried about fruit and veg going unpicked, instead of sitting on your fat ass, making snide remarks about the people whose taxes that you and your ilk are leeching, put down the fucking whiskey, find your nearest fruit or veg farm and fucking volunteer to do a few shifts. Start earning the vast amounts cash you’ve been taking from our pockets over the DECADES you’ve been in parliament. You smarmy cunt!
Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw
Another cunt who’s on my list to receive a frozen leg of lamb in the mush .Pretty sure if the farmers paid a decent rate they’d be plenty of people from blighty picking fruit and veg but you can’t compete with £8 hour if yer lucky and sleeping ten to a house.
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Its Bollocks.
Those jobs were never intended for the white british.
Its a swindle, was always the case that the jobs were going to eurotrash & gyppos.
Our ‘masters’ are lying to us, and it they can delay Brexit nows the time theyll do it in the ‘national interest’.
Never trust a politician.
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We’ve got a shed load of kids doing fuck all why don’t we just use them instead ,let’s be honest they’ve had it easy since lord Shaftesbury abolished kids going up chimneys.Just think how those small nimble fingers could wield an asparagus knife.
Gobshite Kunt Clarke
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I doubt they even offer £8 an hour, that was the first thing I thought when reading the story last week. If they were willing to actually pay for how tiring the work is they’d have plenty of British workers, instead pay peanuts, get monkeys, or in this case gypos.
Also, Ken Clarke can get fucked, I cunted that cunt a few months ago for his sudden public appearances after tits and teeth spoke highly of him during the Brexit debacle.
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Can’t stand this demented old fart, I remember the wanker getting his picture taken with a cigar and drink trying to act like one of us.
I also remember the great Andrew Neil totally take apart one of his pro EU arguments and he was mumbling some bullshit answer… embarrassing.
The fat cunt has been in Westminster too long and has no intention of doing us all a favour and pissing off (he like a white Dianne Abbott.)
What a cunt.
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Perhaps this stupid fossilised cunt is unaware that picking fruit & veg is not like turning up to a farm and spending an hour or so picking your own strawberries then buggering off home.
Farmers are looking for people who can commit to working full-time for several weeks or months. They don’t want people who are likely to return to their normal jobs as soon as the lockdown is lifted.
And then there are the evil iron curtain gangmasters who monopolised the supply of labour to the farms. They only want the dooshka-dooshka types who will work for minimum wage, live in dormitories and eat stinky tinned pickled cabbage from the local Polski Sklep. Not to mention that English people don’t speak the languages required for these jobs. Far easier for these scumbag gangmasters rip off their fellow nationals than English people.
Ken Clarke has been out of touch ever since he started walking and wearing those atrocious Hush Puppies. This cunt needs lit cigars shoved up his anal passage. Cunt!
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So true, I cannot understand why this particular area has not been tackled with vigour by both the police and HMRC. For too long those in authority have chosen to turn a blind eye to the evil bastards who grow rich on the efforts of others.
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Diversity old bean, the sacred cow of globalism and liberals .
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This old dinosaur cunt again. No argument at all whether he’s a cunt. He’s been licking the EU gooch and cleaning out their rectúm for years. He simply cannot accept the will of the majority. Have a few more whiskies Clarke, you aloof turd: have a few bottles.
It isn’t helped by British farmers who would rather employ imported, Romanian burglar peasants as they’re cheaper than employ British workers at a reasonable price. Natives are applying but aren’t being hired, not even hearing back. Why bother when you can employ these wannabe píkeys and avoid paying tax. We’re constantly told to “support British farmers” though it’s impossible when they behave so snidely.
Gammon-faced, smelly cunts.
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You’re not a fan of Farmer’s are you CM. 😂
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Reminds me of the Alan Partridge rant against farmers.
Ironically, I can’t remember what he said 🤔
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Farmers don’t help themselves. Always moaning and whining, saying they don’t want the subsidies….but taking them anyway. Beetroot cunts.
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Exactly dear Johnny. It doesn’t matter if you come from the highest Cavendish-type silver spoon blood or the lowest livestock farmer bumpilin blood, they’re all cunts.
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An odious turd of a man and virtually a traitor to his country, he should have been taken out years ago. I will celebrate with a very large whisky or two (Auchentoshan American Oak is my favourite at the moment) when he dies, hopefully soon. A complete cunt.
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What does Kunt Clarke care? Dont look as if fruit nor veg features much in his diet the fat cunt!
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Yes Daz he’s certainly a salad dodger.
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Apart from a number of other reasons, we’re in the middle of a pandemic, and we’re flying in thousands of people from over yonder. How fucking half witted is that ?
Our politicians are fucking criminally useless. All of them.
Every man for himself.
Get To Fuck.
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Burglaries, rape, car theft, and pick-pocketing are all down. They’ve taken a hammering since the lockdown. However, this new group of youthful, energetic gyppós should get the crime world rejuvenated.
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Should one of these guests turn out to be a carrier of the virus and infect the indigenous population then law suits will be flying. Who will pick up the bill? It will be us poor cunts who were aghast at the original decision. Seems the ordinary,sane citizen cannot catch a break.
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I got absolutely shit faced at a massive party which was being thrown by a group of archeologists who were celebrating after unearthing the oldest piece of leg bone ever found in the UK.
What a shindig….
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Farming will be by robots. It’s already happening. Slavery was ended with non human slaves( thanks to Britain) invest in non human slaves to do shitty jobs tight arsed multi million pound business would rather get an endless supply of cheap semi slaves to do. Cunts.
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Why not get the Gays to pick the fruit? Plenty of them abaaaaaht. They could shove a Carrot or Aubergine up their shitter’s to make it an enjoyable shift.
They could be paid in HIV tablet’s and them fuck of to the nearby woods for their shenanigans.
Go fuck yourselves.
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Hahahahaha….. would you really want to eat anything they’d picked though? 🤢🤮
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Obviously sterilised before being sold to the public. DTS. 😁
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An idea not without merit .
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They’re also used to bending over.
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Yes once the first bent over they’d make a great daisy chain, they’d never pick any fucking thing
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I’d almost forgotten about this demented old cunt…. I’d have thought that brexit would’ve hade him realise what a twat he is and shut him up. Wishful thinking.
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JC, first of all BLiar turded up on the idiot’s lantern, and now I am reminded that this infected pimple on the ringpiece of humanity is still extorting his toll on life.
Can today get any worse.
There’s tons of evidence out there that loads of genuine GB natives have been trying to get these farm jobs, but have encountered the probs frequently mentioned here. Dooshka mafiya.
But Clarke is such a lazy, drunken old sot he cares not one jot.
Fuck right off, Kunt Clarke, and DIE.
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He is a silly old cunt, it’s being .going on for years the market is geared to importing cheap labour, they live on site with 4 or 6 to a caravan.
It’s not much use to British people unless they are very local to the farm are unemployed and physically fit but the real obstacle are the gang masters who employ the Romanians (and other east Europeans) and then distribute them to the farms for a nice little earner.
I remember a few years ago Channel 4 did a sting on one of these cunts (Latvian) he was ripping the poor workers off to the extent the were luckily to get £2 per hour. When Chanel 4 turned up he came out of his place giving it the big hard man ‘this is my turf’ bla bla, Channel 4 gave the evidence to the police and then filmed this ‘hard’ cunt being dragged away in handcuffs, crying like a baby.
Ken Clarke is a cunt, the gang masters are cunts and farm owners are cunts!
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Bloody hell !!
Ch4 exposing dooshkas… helping the police.
Different times, different mores…
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It was about 6/7 years ago, before the days of woke 😁
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Amazing to think that Ch4 DID do some good things years back…
Am sure they’re peddling something on “giant lobster fishing”… Bet Caffy Nooman’s got summat to do with that, weird fucker.
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He a fuckin cheeky cunt, This off someone whos never done a real days work in his life.
Notice he’ll knock his own people and country at the drop of a hat, but not so quick when its foreigner /other countries, hes a fuckin disgrace! A traitor!
This cunt should get his bloated corpse thrown 8n a woodchipper the sack of shite.
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These grasping cunts don’t want British workers who go home every night. They want piss poor slaves, they can house in stinking caravans and dock their wages for “accommodation”. It’s all about money, not wonderful gyppos coming to help us out of the goodness of their hearts.
Naturally remoaner fanatics like O’Shithead and Hush Puppy Man perpetuate the myth like the cunts that they are. It’s all bollocks, don’t fall for this shit.
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So, added to the racism and everything else the majority of this country is accused of, we are now too lazy to pick fruit.
There was a time when Londoners picked fruit. When they were proper Londoners not the effete wankers and vibrant fuckers who infest it now. The Remoaners who wouldn’t know where the fuck they were outside the M25.
Stick to expense fiddling Clarke, your day is done.
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I would very much like to see fat b*tard Clarke do one day labouring in a field.
I also believe he would set a new 100 Metre record when I put the dogs on the f*cker!
Those like fat Ken who have never done a days physical graft do not appear to realise how hard it is, and I am angered by the hypocrisy of a Man of wealth who hasn’t done a stroke of work in fifty Years can criticise British workers who are PREVENTED from applying for these jobs as it is a closed shop run by foreign agencies and if you are English you do not get work. (I know this one from personal experience).
This c*nt needs a punch in the face. (I am becoming increasingly belligerent as house arrest begins to send me even madder – but the good news is I am growing a “Chuck Norris stylee” Coronavirus beating beard – I look like a Viking berserker jumping off a longship at the moment!) 😀
OI! Clarke! Shut it you c*nt!
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Nice rant Vernon
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Afternoon Foxy, the house arrest getting to you?
Only so much work around the house & garden isnt there?
Done all those jobs Id been meaning to do, even made the missus a work desk that folds out from the bedroom wall!
Viking beard eh?
If you shave it off youll regret it!
Be a little pasty grey face like John major peering back at you in the mirror!
Last time I cut mine off (3yr ago maybe 4) nearly had a panic attack!😵😭
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Razors must be a luxury since Creampuffs dastardly Rupert Bear 50p scam and advice of investing in oil sent the Miserable clan to the poor house.
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Not seen a razor in years LL need a hedgetrimmer for my beard!
RTCs financial advice nearly ruined us, had to sell most of the missus and kids stuff, but in a rare moment of guilt hes invested my last £100 in a failsafe investment in a chinese cookbook,
Due out soon it uses some exotic ingredients, but everyones into chinese food right?
Soon be back on easy street!!☺☺
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Boy oh boy… that Liberal Liquidator fuck is really askin’ for it! Never known such disloyalty!
If you’d taken my advice yesterday Miserable you’d be a Miserable northern oil magnate tonight instead of a Miserable northern cunt!
Oil price yesterday was down to minus $40 a barrel at one point – today it’s PLUS $40!!
And who took any notice? Fucking no-one, that’s who took notice, FUCKING NO-ONE!
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I look about six with a shave, dreadful it is – all those bullies nicking me ice cream! The beard is properly Celtic red, looks like a “light brown or strawberry blonde” Charles Manson staring back at me in the mirror! Have to break the bank and buy some paint, may as well get all the place done but by jingo that stuffs expensive – the good lady tried to insist I buy some Laura Ashley s*ite at sixty quid a tin which would have worked out at about a grand, I told her most firmly I would be sticking with the original plan of creosoting or she will receive a firm booting! (I am well ‘ard when she’s not here!) 😀
On other news, the non social distancing dooshka dooshka is now good with metres – “If I can kick you in the f*cking face you are closer than two metres away” – my, how the crowd at Sainsburys laughed at that one, and our pickpocketing friend now knows not to try and jump queues! (I genuinely thought that poor f*cker was going to get lynched!)
Uncouth characters I say!
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Last time I shaved saw a slightly grey hued boiled potato staring at me in mirror.
Looked like a pinhead from a sideshow.
Fuck that, full zztop now!👍👍
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Parking Stanley females are the most economically inactive group in the country.
Perhaps this imbecile is talking about them not being arsed to do any work?
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Don’t you mean uneconomically inactive?
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Clarke, Major, Blair, Mandelson, Hezzelslime, Grieve, Brown, Hammond etc…..all traitors to this country, all told to fuck off by the electorate but won’t scurry off to the sewers where they belong.
Never forgive, never forget 🇬🇧
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100% correct
All expressly rejected by the electorate but many of these vermin simply refuse to accept that democratic decision , hardly surprising as these cunts have got plenty of previous…….
Fuck them all …….
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I don’t see any MPs volunteering for anything – since their £10000 pay rise they’ve disappeared into thin air – or packed their bags and joined Richard Branson on his fucking island – fuck off kenny clarke
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Too right, LDC. I was just saying on another thread, did you see Branson giving it the pleading eyes on a rant about Virgin Australia going under. What a hyper-bell-end. His beard was dyed black and he was almost crying as he intimated that he should be bailed out by the Government.
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What an insufferable fat fucking cunt that really needs smashing in the chops with a 20lb wet salmon.
Firstly the unemployment rate is around 1.3m pre lockdown and secondly when you’re furloughed, as I am, your specifically excluded from taking up other work.
Piece of shit, proper fucking piece of shit.
He should be ashamed of himself.
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Isn’t this a parody twitter account?
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Nobody gives a shit Peas. We’re living in the post truth era now. Trump, Johnson – we’re not concerned about being lied to, so long as the lies support things we want to think and believe are true.
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What a fat, arrogant cunt of titanic proportions this man is!
Don’t just pour yourself a large whiskey Ken – how about jamming the whole fucking bottle down you throat and choking on it?! Maybe even stick it up on Twatbook Live for our entertainment.
Wanker!
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It’s a parody account. FAKE NEWS!
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Perhaps. But he is still a cunt anyway!
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Oh so hes parodying us now is he?
Hang him! Hang him!
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Utterly fucking useless decrepit prick
Never done an honest days work in his life the pompous cunt!, his swan song trying to block Brexit along with the other relics in the house of wax , old cuntasaurus needs to go and have an extended lie in the long grass ……..
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And of course we all hope fervently that a combine harvester does not miss him in all that long grass and a terrible accident occurs – can you imagine 30 stone of liquified gout and whisky sluicing out the back to the sound of 17 Million people laughing! (I f*cking can!)
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52% of UK Muslim males “officially” unemployed, over 60% of UK female Muslims unemployed or economically inactive – don’t see fat c*nt Clarke daring to call them lazy.
Pick that fruit you lazy smelly P*kis! (But wash the f*cker afterwards!) 😀
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Pakîs picking crops? Fuck me, it’ll look like every raggerty scarecrow in the whole county has come to life in one field. Zombie ghost attack.
You know Jesus wasnt actually crucified, don’t you Vern. He was just the very first scarecrow.
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I wash all hand-picked fruit & veg in boiling water from the kettle. The dirty cunts out in the fields “go” where they are and never wash their hands – the dirty cunts (did I say that before? They’re dirty cunts)
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This is the useless cunt who supported the measures that made a cultural dependency on the State, and a Burden to the taxpayer. A fomer Chancellor who helped wreck the economy, a man whose loyalty to the EU far exceeded his loyalty ( or his oath ) to this country. A man who held the people in utter arrogant contempt, and postured for a premiership ( which he lost ) withn the intent of uniting both politically and fiscally to the “Mob”. A man who has received benefits ( cough ) from his handlers, and a man who has stabbed both collegues and public in the back.
Following the vote to leave , this piece of dangling shite opposed the democratic vote, decryed and denounced the people. Ridiculed those who voted to leave by stating “…complete and utter biggots lacking the insight and the knowledge to have a vote on any matter.” ( Source Telegraph. )
Yes, you could say I am a fan of the man who supported and encouraged the coconut wallah to make a stand in the courts, and a man who voted against his own party. This cunt deserves to suffer the torment of a thousand rodents crawling up his arsehole, to chew on his gonads from behing the blubber curtain of his danglies.
The man is an abhorent cunt ! I want this fucker in the dead pool !
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Well said sir. A cunt for the ages indeed. I also remember that other traitor, Mrs Swindler, suggesting a “government of national unity” with this sly fat fuck at the head of it. Fatboy, of course, very graciously accepted this great honour……..like it was ever going to happen! The arrogance of these remoaner bastards is astonishing. And what happened to the rat faced Swindler bitch? Got kicked out on her quisling arse. Fuck off you cunts!
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Make the cunt pick every apple and cabbage in the kingdom by hand.
Then burn his mansion down and free the imprisoned gypsies in his cellar.
Run the whole panto over with a Saracen armoured car.
Bastards.
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And a gauntletting UT! (I was checking out medieval armour, you can crush a human skull with a good whack from a gauntlet!)
Off to the gauntlet shop..
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Is that the centre aisle in Aldi?
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I think this medieval weapon looks like the Coronavirus –
https://images.app.goo.gl/e8evpH6tNeUEmsU87
Morning Star it was called. Brutal humour they had back then.
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Quite a brutal piece of kit the old morning star, I bought one a few years ago, a single spiked ball rather than two in the pic you supplied. One requires a fair bit of skill to deploy it avoiding whacking oneself but get the hang of the thing and it is quite satisfyingly destructive.
Interesting to note that it shares its name with a socialist newspaper.
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I would rather be stuck in a lift with Kim Jong In than this weasel.
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They asked fatty Arbuckle Clarke what he would do with all the cabbages – “why point them to the House of Lords of course”!
Get in the fields Clarkey boy – let’s see if you are up for back breaking 16 hour days for NMW!
Traitor, wretch, c*nt.
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My 62 year old Boomer housemate was a Chef and his industry has been decimated. He voted Brexti and he applied to pick fruit……….. he never heard back.
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Permanent discrimination against the English, and while there might be ten percent of snowflakes and chavs who think manual work is beneath them I know plenty of people who are desperate to pay their bills and feed their kids and do not care what they do as long as it pays a wage.
Ken Clarke has done the people of our Country a great disservice and insulted us, the Man is a snake and a traitor.
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I was once stuck in a lift with Leo Sayer. (Google him kids)
He said that I reminded him of the bloke who played the bar owner in the TV series ‘Cheers.’
He made me feel like Danson….
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Ken distorting the facts to suit his pro E.U stance and his long held agenda of using mass immigration to change the voting demographic, fill the country full of people with no national loyalty and it’s far easier to get citizens such as these to vote away national sovereignty.
Then in the middle of a global crises you slate the indigenous British for not picking fruit and veg. Your right Ken, British folk could of done it, but they didn’t get a look in did they, the Romanian’s were already signed up.
You’re just another silly old cunt who should shut up and sup the fine whisky we are all paying for.
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