Hi a cunting of gargantuan epic proportions is called for another labour supporting councillor who claimed Boris Johnson getting Chinky flu was a publicity stunt, for fucks sake , what is wrong with these arsehole stains? Also the leader of the RMT union held a party to celebrate Boris getting ILL, cunts of the best quality
Nominated by Sidthesexistforeskin
These tarts nearly always have long lank hair and look so pleased with themselves, grinning from ear to ear, as though they had just laid the biggest turds of their lives in a giant turd laying competition. I bet if anyone said a word againt Dame Kweer or any of his nancy boys she would take to Twatter like a shot.
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B&WC and his tongue?
Wrote this before the lockdown…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2020/04/25/the-same-rules-apply/
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CMC, Great article!
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Top, top article CMC. Really enjoyed that and so true.
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Great bit of scribing!
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Excellent read that, thanks.
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I find her strangely alluring; obviously, a lobotomy and reprogramming would help.
Yes, I’d take her down to the woodshed, and give her a serious spunking. Would take my mind off other more pressing matters, and it’s a way for pointless lefties to make themselves useful to society…
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I take it the lobotomy’s for you?
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Well, I realised my comment was ambiguous after posting it!!
Quite possibly…
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https://www.leeds-live.co.uk/news/leeds-news/leeds-councillor-sacked-senior-role-18128967
Seems to have had her comeuppance for now.
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The Left would have a meltdown if itd been magic grandad and some tory had said this, or a ethnic had gotten covid and someone dared suggest they were swinging the lead for ulterior motives.
Im no fan of our horizontal PM but dont wish him dead, just hed get out of his bed and start working.
Only PM in history whos only legacy in office is fuckin bed sores.
Blonde idle cunt.
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Agreed! Boris you lazy cock – or “Fatty McFurlough” as he should be called – get off that f*cking sunbed!
And this scratter Woman has the look of a rather careworn prostitute 👍😁
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I see the bitch has apologised.
They’re always sorry when they have to start looking for work.
Let’s see you get another job that pays the wages you were getting for so little effort you cunt.
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Anyone else get a bra ad with a really nice looking girl when they clicked on that link?
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No…just you. It must be some kind of “muscle-memory” reaction from your computer more used to spending it’s every waking hour trawling porn sites.
Hope this helps.
Morning,Mike
Morning All
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That dw-arf video with Gemma Arterton you uploaded to the Homepage of Fiddler University’s website must have had a virus as it’s crashed the whole system. I blame Vlad the Heterosexual and his KGB goons.
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That was no dw-arf.you cheeky bugger….that was me kneeling on the floor so that my tongue was at the correct height and angle to indulge in a spot of “B+W Cunt” oral manipulation.
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CMC, sorry mate, but having clicked on the link I provided in the hope of seeing the bra ad the only photo I get is one of her posing in a park in front of what looks to be a dog shit bin. The smirk on her face suggests she’s either curled off one of her own in it or has taken out a large Mr Whippy dog turd to put on her rhubard patch at home (strange folk are Yorkies) and is hiding it in a doggy bag behind her back.
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After that tip-off I scrolled quite a way down even clicked an “I accept” sadly nothing
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Anyone look at the comments? All but one agree with her. Typifies nasty lefties. Probably effnicks, fucking brain dead twats!
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What’s the RMT celebrating for?
Hasn’t Boris wrested our fishing grounds back from the good for fuck all European bunch of lazy, panhandling cunts?
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I suspect that there’d be a few parties thrown in …”is a Cunt” world were it to be announced that Tony Blair,Lily Allen,John Berkow.James Corden,Jamie Oliver,Piers Morgan,Joanna Luimley,Philip Green.Richard Branson,Diane Abbott,the Beckhams,Prince Harry.Carol Kirkwood etc. had fallen ill……well,there certainly would be at Fiddler Towers.anyhow.
John 8:7, “He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.”
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Dick Fiddler quoting the Bible? Whatever next? The BBC employing Danny Dyer to present history to school kids?
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In these dangerous times I’ve decided to “find” God.Mike….I’m a shallow man prepared to change convictions at the drop of a hat if it suits me.
I’ll give you a wave as I’m airlifted to Heaven on the Day of Rapture.
🙂 .
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Here’s something from your new favourite book you might enjoy…
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Judges+19%3A+16-30&version=NIV
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And in the name of multiculturalism, from another book of fairytales…
https://skepticsannotatedbible.com/quran/66/index.htm
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Women don’t fare very well in the origins of religion, do they? Cunts.
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I have been thinking about that insufferable cunt Branson. Maybe we could all go to Necca Island and suffocate him with a pair of his own underpants and then get Earl Kravdarth to shag him. They will rename the island Necrophiliac Island and thus render it unsellable and worthless…just a thought.
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Send Barrymore there – Branson may end up “butchered”! 😀
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“Honestly he was a waterlogged corpse with a ripped up shitter when I got here!
Any chance of a saturday night slot yet?”..
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The trouble with labour is most of its supporters are low rent and lowbrow. They are fighting a class war based on an ideology many of them don’t understand. Their interpretation is rich people bad poor people good.
Look at the people elected by labour voters, what would Diane Abbott do for a living if not an MP? Dinner lady?
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Bit of this possibly…..https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d13ac088b34b
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People on this site post links to some fucking ‘orrible stuff. I’d just taken a bite of sausage butty before I clicked on that link.
I checked it, it is not to bad, I thought it was someone applying to be one of Diana Abbots aids.
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Marital aids,perhaps?
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This sells? Eclectic tastes ugh
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There would be some seriously hungry kids id Abbott was a dinner lady!
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Id? No more breakfast gin! On other news I bought a light switch, and shortly off to the supermarket to jump the queue (I’m taking a life belt and telling them I’m a quay worker! 😀)
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Flabbot would eat the kids…
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Traffic warden i reckon, she’s used to being an unpopular cunt…
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Ballast on a Japanese whaler.
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Fishing rights in uk waters is something thats upsetting Michelle Barnier and the EU at present, still being haggled out, but if Boris sells out our fishing industry then he’ll sell out anyone.
Morning Dick
Morning everyone
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You fit this morning,MNC?
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Fighting fit.
Although that link you just did turned my guts a bit!
Know Bwc advocates it but doubt its for me!
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Is the little one inflating the biggun?
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Dunno I didn’t have the courage to click the “go” arrow
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Fish filching f*ckers! The Black Pig is ready in case of any shennagins (probably by the frenchies!)
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Boris sold out Northern Ireland after promising he wouldn’t, so why not the fishing industry?
After all it makes up only 0.1% of the UK economy, so probably seen as expendable in the bigger trade deal picture.
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Ruff@
I saw the fishing industry/british fishermen as the essence of Brexit, they were against the EU before brexit got voted in, Boris said he’d repay us for getting him in no10.
Id see him handing over fishing rights as a gross betrayal.
See what he does after his lie in.
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Morning Miserable. You should know by now that lying is Johnson’s default position. He’ll say absolutely anything to get what he wants regardless of whether it’s true or not. He was never a true Brexiteer, he used the Leave campaign for his own selfish ends, to position himself favourably in the eyes of the Tory Party membership (80% Leavers) for a future leadership contest. Like Mrs May he got lucky because the only alternative to Boris ruining the country was an unelectable regime led by Jeremy Corbyn.
Besides he doesn’t care what you think cos you’ve already said you’ll never vote Tory again. 😀
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Agreed.
Wont vote period.
All liars and privateers.
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If you’re not going to vote for the lesser evil on offer, at least spoil your ballot paper, write a few words telling the cunts how you feel. Otherwise they’ll think you don’t give a fuck.
Our ancestors fought and died for our right to vote or spoil our ballot papers.
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I’ll go one better and wipe my arse on it.
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Perfect! 😂
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@MNC wiping your arse on it will automatically class as a vote for the Labour candidate.
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Leave a neat little chocolate kiss to indicate your intentions. Add a coupla clock springs to show you meant it
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After we come out of the chinky torture flu the fishing industry will be 10% of what’s left of the economy 😂
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You’re probably not far off there.
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It was Steve Hedley, RMT chief assistant or summat, who said he would “throw a party” if Boris died of coronavirus, and “I hope the whole cabinet of Tory bastards get it too.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8205057/RMT-chief-assistant-says-hopes-Tory-party-gets-coronavirus.html
Commie scümbag.
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Even a plague doesn’t shut The Commies up.
Instead it’s another tool to undermine civil society.
There is a time and a place for this tripe:Full Oven.
It’s a lovely day for a glass of cider!
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I’m having fosters! 😃
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Dumping shit on us and pikey thieving (ie immigration and fishing) are the only 2 issues that matter. If bollockchops Johnson sell us out on either then i’ll be wishing more than a simple death on the cunt.
I don’t trust the cunt any further than I would trust a peaceful. Let’s hope i’m wrong.
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Another thick tart out of her depth in political office.
Too much ‘feelz’ and not enough common sense. They won’t make hard decisions.
Can you imagine any woman saying to China, “Right you cunts. That 3 trillion debt we owe? We’re writing that off due to your virus. Don’t like it? Want to get an army ready? Be my guest. We can lob a bike onto Beijing within 20 minutes.”
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‘nuke’ not ‘bike’ lol
Mind you, a bike might be all we could afford to fire at the cunts after this is over.
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One with go faster stripes, a little bell, and one of those bicycle reflectors attached to the spokes that came free in a cereal packet all those years ago?
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My comment was inadvertently pythonesque lol
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And tassles on the handlebars like mine!
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My old Raleigh Chopper,
Used to drop the handlebars back like I was in the black widows MC from any which way but loose.
Right turn Clyde!👍
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And they’ll lob one straight back. 😂
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Yes, and the threat of mutual destruction will stop them from starting a war with us if we tell them to shove their ‘debt’ up their arses.
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Boris talks a good game but up to now has delivered bugger all . His ‘achievements’as an MP, Mayor of London and Foreign Secretary do not fill me with confidence that our exit from the EU will be anything but a shambles.
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A shambles and a fraud.
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A scruffy Theresa May.
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You have to give him some credit, everybody in the country knows Jenny from New Zealand.
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Yeah, the libtards are always crying about historical compo because some Jack Tar spoke harshly to some w*g two hundred years ago so I reckon Johnny Chink owes us in a big way. Tell them to go whistle for their money and stick their 5G up their bat infested arseholes.
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I wonder what Icke thinks of the Chinese involvement with 5G? I can’t watch any more of his tripe since I watched a video as research for a cunting of him that I have submitted, which hasn’t seen the light of day. I do hope he’s not being shielded (by tinfoil).
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Icke is one of the high profile nutters pushing the dangerous 5G nonsense!
https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/11/david-icke-vs-5g-ex-footballer-became-poster-boy-coronavirus-misinformation-12539927/
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Theres a shock.
Wonder if Daves every had a opinion thats mainstream, normal, or common sense?
Straight to most far out theory involving jews, lizards, UFO etc
Fuckin crank.
While I find him amusing still put him in Terrys oven.
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I used to find him fascinating from a psychological point of view, back when he was mostly harmless and oddly entertaining. But he’s well overstepped the mark with this 5G rubbish. Straight into Terry’s oven with him!
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How can you not trust a man that says the moon is a hollowed out spaceship filled with Illuminati space lizards watching over us?
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Says it all really about these leftie Labour scumbags 👎
Out of power not credible no opposition a complete waste of space Remember this when you next vote 👎👎
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Does anyone remember the street parties, the chanting of ding dong the witch is dead and the gloating when John Smith died?
No, me neither. We all had a bit more dignity and a respect for the dead before the left showed it’s true colours, with that cunt Blair in charge.
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That’s because John Smith was a mostly harmless and untried leader of the opposition, not a hated and divisive 3 times prime minister. Worst thing he ever did was promote Blair to Shadow Home Secretary. Probably signed his own death warrant in the process…
When Blair eventually croaks, he’ll get the same ding-dong treatment, no worries.
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When you hear the stories of people who have actually made it out of critical care it beggars belief how this silly cow would say it was a publicity stunt.
Maybe she will get it and spend a week in critical care then she can say how much fun it was!
What a cunt!
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Labour is fucked.
Socialism never has,and never can, provide what it promises. Name me one successful Socialist country.
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Socialism is Islam without the religion. Socialists are c*nts. And I have never met a poor one.
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Republic of Ireland?….Bolivia…erm Scotland …Wales albeit the last 2 are subsidised by us and the first one is subsidised by EU….
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Her roots are the same colour as the cock she likes: dark.
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Déjà vu, I feel like that guy in that Groundhog Day film.
Yawn.
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Any botty action for the delightful Ms Heselwood B&WC?
No, I didn’t think so either! 😀
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Most definitely not VF, although I’d probably give her one after 7 pints and shoot my load over her face and then tell her goodbye.😁
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Some socialists are always going to have a go at Boris, especially when he goes out of his way to provide them with opportunities. Take this corona business. He gets put into intensive care when he isn’t ill enough to need a ventilator, then the hospital authorities say he wasn’t given preferential treatment (yeah right) and then he goes off to convalesce and no-one’s heard from him since.
I’ve a feeling there are quite a few of his colleagues wondering when he’s going to get back to work.
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You don’t have to be a socialist to have good reason to be critical of Boris. Just someone who abhors incompetence and being lied to on an industrial scale.
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Another cunt of a labour councillor with a mouth bigger than her minge why do these slags think it’s ok to say post this shite imagine a tory lib fuck etc councillor saying or posting something like that about the labour hierarchy they’d be raped and torched
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They can get away with it because we are told to look the other way.
For now.
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