Once again, I find myself having to nominate Jeremy fucking Corbyn. Oh Jeremy Corbyn, you must be desperate to win the 2020 cunt of the year award. It seems that Magic Grandpa considers himself to be exempt from the shutdown advice that those who are 70 and over should stay indoors, because there he was when Parliament reopened, sitting on the Labour backbenches like the complete and utter twat that he is. And that isn’t the only example of this pathetic communist’s breaching of lockdown rules. He’s been photographed wandering about his constituency, ignoring social distancing and trying to shake hands with people. A few weeks back, he was pictured outside his house, apparently attempting to give one of his sons a gong. WHY he was trying to give him a gong is anyone’s guess, but he did it.
The most ridiculous thing he’s done though was on the latest round of ‘Clap for the NHS doing their fucking jobs’. Clapping wasn’t good enough for Corbyn, oh no. Like one of the many publicity hungry ‘celebrities’ who’ve got everyone’s backs up, there was Corbyn, the terrorists mate, in the middle of the frigging road, ringing a fucking SCHOOL BELL. That wasn’t the dickhead supporting the NHS. That was Corbyn TELLING everyone else that he was supporting the NHS. Fuck…Off, you pathetic old codger.
Even though I don’t like the current rules, I accept that they’re in place for a reason. And that reason is to stop, as much as possible, the Kung Flu from infecting even more people. This doesn’t seem to have occurred to Corbyn. Can you imagine what this country would be like right now, if this utter cunt had won the election? We’d all be fucked.
Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw
That photo looks like he is saying “Oi, ‘Arold, you rotten little bleeder”
He nearly run the country you know……
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What? You were nearly Prime Minister? And you are on first name terms with the leaders of Russia and North Korea?
Of course love, now stop ringing that bell keeping all the other residents awake and pull your pyjama bottoms up – nobody wants to see that. Now where do you live, we need to get you back in the warm, and by the smell of it you need a change of underwear!
Come on then love, warm drink and bed.
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I always remember the line, “Meh! Flat as a witches tit!”
And, ‘”We almost got refused entry to the bleedin’ country, when you set your first foot onto Spanish soil at the airport and shouted, “Gibraltar is British!”‘
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I believe that is his ‘cumage face’ as he busts a load in to Jonny Boi McDonnald.
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This old duffer again. Will he forever be popping up like the continual waft of sewers? Is he still pulling strings behind the scene? How many times does this craggy loser want to be rejected?
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“That wasn’t the dickhead supporting the NHS. That was Corbyn TELLING everyone else that he was supporting the NHS.”
Yep. Alternatively, his bell ringing gesture was perhaps an updated version of bring out your dead to bring out your used laundry, I need to clear my sinuses again. The now irrelevant tramp that he is.
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He wasn’t supporting the NHS – he was ringing a bell to let people know he was lost, confused, cold and just wanted someone to help him remember where he lived.
Bless the poor addled old Man! (And please bring new pyjamas, Jeremy’s are wet again).
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The bell is easily explained – he thought he was back on the round again with Hercules
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Poor Jeremy, I am sure he never dreamed of becoming leader of the Labour Party, and with his mates from the Stasi known has Momentum ruled supreme over a parliamentary party who for the most part hoped he would just disappear.
The silly old cunt was even less popular than My left Foot and returned the worst election result for Labour since before WWII, but he wasn’t his fault, no you cunts it was our fault for not voting labour.
Let the silly old sod ring his bell, wander around Islington and sit on the back benches, but thank fuck we will never hear the ‘Oh Jeremy Corbyn’ ever again.
cunt!
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Come now Mr Sick – Jeremy won ALL the arguments and was recently voted BEST Labour leader EVER by the Party membership. The only reason he’s not Prime Minister today is cos of a Jewish conspiracy.
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You may have a point RTCp, it’s hard to dispute anything you say, loved by the loonies, sorry I mean members.
Antisemitism was a conspiracy trumped up just to cause trouble for Jeremy, the least racist person EVER, unless you are British of course (or Israeli).
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Yeah, that and the fact that anyone with their wits about them voted for Boris!
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Total Twat Labour at its very best 👎👎
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I suspect the old commie WANTS to get a dose of Chinky Flu. It did wonders for Boris’s popularity, giving him the opportunity to wax lyrical about immo nurses. Old Jezza must be seething with envy. Of course it has never crossed his mind that he might snuff it, that only happens to the poor, racially oppressed immo masses not to world famous international political leaders like himself.
I believe his brother, Piers, has been involved in a demo against lockdown so he’s another one who thinks he’s untouchable.
Just look at their names……Piers and Jeremy…….pair of middle class, sandal wearing, tree hugging wannabe Che Guevaras. Fuck off to Glastonbury you knob ends.
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Great work Quick Draw; Branson yesterday and Old Man Steptoe today. You’re on a roll!
The photo says it all. Silly old cunt escapes his carers and gets on the street again.
Fucking hell, what a mess we’d be in if this mad cunt and his loony left cohorts had won in 2019. Whatever anybody thinks about Bozza, I’d rather have him running things at the mo a thousand times over. Magic Grandpa would be wondering how much of our cash to hand over to Brussels about now.
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Even though this doddering old cunt has gone, Labour hasn’t changed. Kweer Charmer has appointed a professional racism victim to investigate how the virus oppresses the BAMES. I suspect she will go down the Chuckabutty route to give the expected result – Racism, Boris, Trump (probably)
Just a thought but wouldn’t some sort of ologist who looked at it objectively and perhaps came up with a conclusion that may save lives, be a better option?
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Yes and, unlike that other fearless investigator of racism, Shameless Checkmebankaccount, he won’t have to reward her with a seat in the Lords for the right result because she’s already got one!
Oh yes, you can trust Starmzy to end corruption in the Labour Party. For sure, 100% real fam.
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Our kid has an excess of ear plugs from work. If anybody needs any for 8pm every Thursday night………
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Those earplugs are needed by front line NHS workers. …….so when they go to the supermarket they can’t hear people shouting “ get to the back of the queue you cunt. I don’t care if you’re a fucking nurse, it’s your job, you chose it.” (usually shouted by cunts who have never done a days work in their lives but love to make an exhibition of themselves on Thursday nights)
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Jeremy who? Oh Corbyn, yes that rings a bell.
Silly old backward bencher and cunt.
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Backward bencher! Is that a euphemism? 😉
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Perhaps the Marxist cunt has onset dementia and thought he was Quasimodo.
The photo above does suggest he might think he is the Hunchback of Islington.
Fucking bellend.
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Emily Thornberry as Esmeralda?
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I was under the impression that Esmerelda was a pretty, slim young thing, hence why Quasi-boy lusted after her.
Thornberry is more of like the Lunch-Pack of Islington. The more that can be fitted in the her lunch-pack the better. Pies, sausages, ham, fish-paste sarnies…
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One of the gargoyles on Notre Dame, along with the rest of the Shadow cabinet.
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Yes she could have played the beautiful gypsy girl in her younger days, with her flame-red hair;
https://images.app.goo.gl/sCDWoFvCUFBmJgid7
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Les Dawson with a mullet?
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Hasnt this dusty old fuck got the message yet, nobody needs you, no ones interested in your silly publicity stunts and your Altziemers babble, you fucking bafoon, fuck off, retire that would be the best thing you can do for the country you silly old git….fuck offffffff and this time dont come back…
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Just get a load of this prick:
https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1251175121844387840?lang=en
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Loved the replies. A nice balance of cynics and gibbering loons.
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Surprised the cunts not shouting “Unclean, unclean” whilst ringing the bell so people can keep away from the scruffy bastard.
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Jeremy Corbyn:
“I recently spoke to Laura Pidcock (😂) of the Peoples Assembly about the need to put people and health before private profit, and why we must keep campaigning for peace, justice and socialism.”
Good to see you’re breaking new ground there Jeremy. Now fuck off.
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Wasn’t she in a girl group with a T May?
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I got barred from twitter (lasted all of 2 days) for asking gippo Branson if he might actually consider selling his airline, music company, bank, rail network, private island or any of his noisy little spaceships if he needs money, and – if it’s not too much trouble – to actually pay some tax before he swans into the UK on his private jet to demand yet more taxpayers money.
And for asking Rebecca bongs – daily how bad it was growing up worrying about Salford docks closing, whan they actually closed when she was two, or why she lied about being “A solicitor for the NHS”.
And for this I got banned – nice to see free speech in action eh nazis?
Getting pretty sick of cunts who hate our Country, hate its people (the broke white ones anyway) but don’t mind sucking us dry to get rich.
Cunts, one and all – and before I forget – Corbyn is a CUNT!
Right, back to drinking wife beater in the sun (the paint is late so nothing much to do today).
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First rule of Twitter, only lefty liberal cock suckers are welcome, ‘thou shalt not deviate from the truth’ (that is the truth according to Twitter)
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I shall not give the fucking duffer any further thought.
Apart from imagining the fate of Trotsky upon him.
Tremendous Commie Cunt.
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Or perhaps (and much more enjoyably) the fate of Rasputin! 👍😀
(Murdered by Boney M I believe!)
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In the picture above, he looks like he’s either trying to squeeze a particularly stubborn one out or has just got to the vinegar strokes whilst looking at his private collection of pictures of a naked Flabbot draped over his other collection of manhole covers. Seriously though anyone that’s ever shagged the Flabbot and boasted about it should have been sectioned years ago. This rancid, wizened, piss-stained excuse for a politician needs to fuck off now and stay fucked off for good. Cunt.
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He seems a nice old bloke to me, bought some old clothes off me,
Gave his horse a carrot.
His lad Harolds on here sometimes, mucky little bleeder.
Lost a lot of money to Frankie Barrow at the dog track.
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Anybody who fucked DA at any time surely qualifies for the VC.
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A naked Diane Abbot.
Hoo-ee, what an image.
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‘Seriously though anyone that’s ever shagged the Flabbot and boasted about it should have been sectioned years ago’.
Excellent point Kunte.
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corbyn is old hat – it’s boris “churchill” johnson who has us all in prison and few seem to mind
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In the photo he’s just opened a birthday card from Flabbott with a picture of her fanny inside.
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Naw, a jr socialist brought his lunch,
Only gone an got a bagel!
From Goldberg’s deli!!😨😨
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Are you “Shoah” about that MNC? I would have thought they would gone to the fish aisle and got him some (Yom) Kippurs.. 🤦♂️👍😀
Bet he didn’t send f*cking Shami though!
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Those bagels Foxy have a obvious design flaw, big fuck off hole in the middle!
Who thought that up?!
An smoke salmon makes me heave, its fuckin rank!
Glad im not Jewish id be like posh spice!
No bacon ,sausage either.
I like the big hats though theyre bit spaghetti western!
Dont like those little hats just cover yer bald spot, useless!
Probably thought up by same bloke who dreamt up the bagel.
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In the picture, he looks like a rat with a confused look on his face.
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Yep, definitely looks as tho Admin has gone out of their way to find an unflattering picture! As if they would…
thanks Ron, I try my best! Looking too hard leads to some scary places though…
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What do you reckon he’s thinking in the pic?
‘Who the fuck’s farted? Oh bollocks, it’s me!’.
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Travel out of London?
Not,..dont mean ‘up norf’?
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Corbyn would blame the virus on Israel and give £40 billon in aid to Iran.
Diane Flabbott would insist on £2m to the NHS for 300,000 new nurses.
Utter thick commie twats.
Fuck me we dodged a bullet there.
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A communist spy, a Jihadi and an anti Semite walk into a pub.
The barman says “what can I get you Mr Corbyn?”
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My mate told me he was going to be Prime Minister…..after I finished laughing I told him ‘Not whilst he’s got a hole in his arse’ looks like his arse ain’t closing any time soon.Terrorist sympathising Cunt.
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He is putting himself at serious risk of contracting CBF (Chinky Bat Flu).
I say nothing….
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We would never advocate that EK!
Some may hope, mean old rotters they are.
But not us of course! 😀
And never use a Chink stink AK47 – THEY ARE SHIT!
Friend of mine told me that, on downtime from guarding/babysitting Pwincess Hewitt.
They did not like the plastic Rupert, and if it wasn’t for the fact I had my ballroom dancing career to consider I would have been right there with them!
(I was too busy washing my hair, and updating my facebook status) 😀
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Loser cunt. Cunt loser. Loser loser. Cunt cunt.
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