The BBC’s CBBC

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I know the BBC is shit on many levels, EastEnders and Radio 1’s worship of Stormzy (what a cunt he is!) are two things which immediately spring to mind, but the one that drives me most bananas is the kids TV. My daughter is now 20-months old, so we’re putting on CBBC to show her some programmes and my blood is turning to battery acid with anger at the bollocks.

I bet you can guess what I’ll soon be talking about and here is your confirmation: About 80% of the people on this are called something like Mohammed or Iztifa (I made that one up) but you catch my drift. There was one programme, and I shit you not, where there was a black girl with one arm and many other children, of which only one was white. He was a traffic warden (not actually a traffic warden, but it was the character he was playing), needless to say the only white kid was playing someone that everyone wants to punch. And it gets worse, there is a new version of ‘The Clangers’, Michael Palin narrates, so all is comforting and well. But get this; in one episode an astronaut lands. I joked to my wife that it would be a black woman, and it was. It drives me mental. When I was growing up you’d watch Grange Hill, ethnicity was not an issue and therefore not a problem. It’s a school in London, so obviously it will be diverse, but it didn’t feel like it was rammed down your throat. Today you see a programme based in rural Devon in the 1920s and there will be a Persian lesbian fixing the wheelchair ramp for the Somalian transsexual, a storyline that offers nothing to the overall plot.

To put this succinctly, it is nothing more than an indoctrination of our children. A subtle, (but isn’t subtle) plan by the BBC and all who live in London to foist there ridiculous and out of touch view of what Britain is upon us. Well, you fucking cunt fuck fuck cunts from Auntie, get this! I show my daughter old school shit on ‘You Tube’. I shall not let you pollute her mind with your wanky, fuck bollocks interpretation of my country. Go fuck yourselves. Where we live we are white, enjoy values that we don’t share with you.

Consider yourselves cunted. You CUNTS!!!

Nominated by Fortress Cuntimus

79 thoughts on “The BBC’s CBBC”

  1. I marvelled at this very same propaganda bringing my kids up.
    I even asked an expert if I was picking up African TV by mistake.He said it doesn’t matter it’s all shite anyway.
    Great nomination for a right set of cunts.
    Fuck off.

  2. Yes I’ve had to put up with shit. Fortunately my lad is now 5 and he prefers itv or Netflix. You’ve forgotten to mention that bloody talking dog. It’s got a white family with a black kid..

    This channels only good point is that Welsh bird dressing up in ‘let’s play’. She can come over and dress up anytime she wants.

  3. I must admit that I am not an expert on kids TV but it doesn’t surprise me, this bollocks is everywhere now, every advert is a mixed race couple, and if it isn’t there will be a effnick shoehorned in somewhere.

    The latest crap on the BBC is Noughts + Crosses, for balance I watched the first episode and I can only describe it as a cross between Plant of the Apes and Romeo and Juliet. I will give a big fat 0.

    CUNTS!

    • Read the previews and knew it would be woke shite. You watched it so I didn’t have to. Selfless of you.
      I expect there will be a cunting soon.

      • You are very welcome CC, my critique was very mild, I could have gone further but I don’t think my heart would hold out!

    • I read about that and its disgusting , could you imagine if we made a programme where they served us. Again this is just another statement regarding the slave trade all those years ago and how it’s are turn to be slaves. It’s the same as that black rapper Dave who got cunted the other week , people complained he was racist towards whites (which was obvious he was) when he did the Brit awards. He moaned about grenfell said in his song blacks are basically better than whites , called Boris a racist and yet the powers that be said he wasn’t and let him get away with it.

  4. Excellent cunting, its bad enough that most kids now and their parents have been brought up on this kind of snowflake fuckmuppery turning them into the limp wristed, accept everything, sue any fucker they can, whilst protesting about the enviroment, with their hood up,head phones in, whilst on the phone crossing a road or riding a bike….Natural selection will take these wasters out eventually.
    Make sure your daughter dosnt become one of these oxygen supping wasters, its on you my man what the girl needs is to -watch Love thy neighbour, Till death us do part, Minder, Sweeny, it aint alf hot mum all that good stuff that is edited to fuck or not even on tv anymore for fear of getting sued for upsetting the snowflakes, you wait till Zoop and his posse rock up outside you house to take her out for the evening….difficult times ahead matey, its only just starting with kids tv….

    • My son is 15 this year and i’m just glad i educated him on the importance of the KKK , Nazis , Knights Templar and how Hitler he would have been part of Hitlers master race due to his blonde hair and blue eyes.

      • At this point in our national narrative as we approach our democidal Rubicon there is no more noble and vital work that a Father can undertake! (by ‘vital’ I mean as in: necessary for life, i.e. OUR lives and those of OURS to come) The lives of those that threaten US are a matter of complete indifference to me now.

  5. Get them young and they are yours forever. It’s well known that what’s imprinted on children lasts for life. Religion likes to get them from birth as does any other dogma.

    These kids will grow up believing that a multicultural country is the norm, right up until they are groomed, raped, stabbed or blown up at a pop concert.

  6. Again anyone noticed that same black guy with the beard on nearly every advert you see ?, hes always with a white woman as well . Think his latest one is a gambling advert.

    • Is he the same nodding cunt in the advert with a seal with lasers for eyes?
      I’m fucked if I can work that shit out.

      • Yes it’s for spec savers but he has done loads of adverts , i think there is around 3 adverts that are on now that he is in.

      • I noticed that cunt too, seems to be doing the rounds. Next he’ll be on a Royal London Insurance advert or similar followed by a small appearance in Hollyoaks. Its seems to be the route to get into TV.

      • The first time I saw that advert, before he even appeared, I thought to myself “I bet if she has a boyfriend/husband who comes into shot he’ll be a dark eee”.

    • Yes Telly. I thought I was going mad because he is everywhere. Seems there is limited talent out there if they keep hiring the same black actor for every advert.

      • Have you also noticed he is with a white woman all the time acting as his partner ?, i know he has been in two in the past where the white woman was pregnant.

      • Terry- I see you are in agreement with me re. the multitude of society’s ills that can be quickly remedied with a good fucking ovening.
        Once the electricity supply is cut off (when society collapses due to this cuntavirus shite), we shall have to move to the old stake/kindling/logs solution.
        The old ways are the best…….

      • Couldn’t agree me with the oven / burning , better get me robes in the washer with some Daz washing powder and make them whiter than white.

      • Dont forget the other black guy who was ‘Derek’ (haha, a black guy called Derek) in a moving house advert, and then was a guy buying a car and dissappointed that extras cost more in a car advert. Oh, and the Admiral is now a fucking woman.

      • ….won’t be long before she mutates into a one-legged carpet-sniffing rug-muncher covered in tats, with a baby hanging off one of her udders…..just to reflect life in Laaaaandan.

  8. Buy the old original children’s TV programmes on dvd for your nipper together with Tom and Jerry and bugs bunny. That way your guaranteed not to subject the young one to any of trendy woke lefty pish.
    I would not subject a child to this guff.
    And get Peter and the Wolf on LP. The entire story is told using musical instruments . Children fill in pictures with their imagination.
    These BBC cunts are indoctrinating our children. Evil wicked cunts.

  10. I could easily cure this problem….do away with children’s t.v.

    Children (particularly fat ones) should be outside playing,doing homework or at a job.

    Save the BBC a fortune and get a lot of sexually-sinister presenters,ethnics and raspberries off our screens. They could perhaps put “The Battle of Britain” or “Dambusters” on instead.

    The Government could then cut the child-benefit too.

    • No, bring back Jim l’Fix it. And Rolf with his didgeridoo. Add in Stewart Hall. Give the little fuckers something real to worry about.

    • Excellent form Sir Fiddler! Dambusters in the morning, then roast beef and beer, after which settle down for the Great Escape, then a quick nap – then the Battle of Britain, a few more ales and then settle down in the evening to watch Carry On Up The Khyber! good British common sense!

  11. Brilliant cunting Fortress.
    I no longer have to put up with kids tv, but I am very aware of the attempts by the left to brainwash our children into a doctrine that is not of our making.
    I’m sick of minority values being rammed down our throats as if they’ve always been part of the British way of life.

  12. Speaking of “Dambusters” it’s on Film 4 at 11am . I might take the time to watch it……remind myself when Britain was British and we knew how to deal with our enemies instead of inviting them in, giving them council houses and free money.
    Trouble is there’s always the fucking adverts to bring me back to reality.

      • Doubt I’l get away with this: every time the film is on, he still says Nigger (a name, not a racial slur) but the film comes with a language warning now as ‘it may offend’. In the remake they working on, they want to rename the dog to ‘blackie’. Isnt that worse? ‘come on, blackie’

      • They have chopped the entire scene out of the “rewoked” version Diablo, presumably it will be Mohammed Gibson – Al flying the Lancaster after the next rewrite!

      • VF, they may even swap the Lancaster for a flying carpet and crew it with Ali Akbar and the Forty Thieves.

      • “Come on whitey”
        “Yes Master Lammy”
        Which is the reality in the World we live in.

  13. I was going to put in a nomination for the new improved cgi rendered rainbow coloured, wait for it, The Wombles but I’ll just tag it to this nom if you don’t mind as it’s the same line of cunting.
    Fuck me is there nothing from my childhood they won’t fucking change? The wombles were orange and grey. Not black Asian or any of this diverse bollocks and yes Greta they were recycling way before your parents decided to put their genitalia together and push you out on to us.
    Apparently the creators family are none too happy and rightly so.
    What’s next on the BBC list I wonder.

  14. It’s the same with most adverts, they have either mixed race families or lezzas or poofs with kids. Be rayt, I just let it wash over me because I’d go crackers if I dwelled on it.

  16. Having two small granddaughters who watch CBBC, I’ve become very aware of just how riddled with ‘diversity’ it is.
    There’s one called ‘Waybeloo’ that drives me to distraction, with it’s carefully constructed social mix of kids each episode. It always features five or six kids. If it’s six, there’ll be three boys, three girls. If it’s five, it’s always three girls, two boys. Take one Chinese, one Asian, one Afro-Caribbean. One of the white kids will be a ginger boy if they can get one, usually wearing glasses.
    You can just imagine some boot-faced ‘woke’ harridan at the Beeb laying down the law on it.
    Diversity is our strength.
    BBCunts can never be cunted hard enough or too often.

  18. TV was diverse when i was a kid but they were simply characters who ‘happened to be X.’ Desmond from Only Fools and Horses, Lister and Cat from Red Dwarf, the black fire chief in Fireman Sam and Ben Sisko and Geordi LaForge from Star Trek.

    Now every box needs to be ticked and it comes across as entirely forced and, in the case of certain historical dramas, nonsensical.

  19. If I had children then they wouldn’t be allowed to watch TV anyway. Fill their minds with learning science, languages, real skills used in life etc.

    There is much for children to learn but lazy parents plonk their offspring in front of the tv or iPad which is basically negligence and a form of child abuse. Ergo CBBC is child abuse!

    • They don’t even have schools programmes these days in the morning and afternoon. My son learned a lot and even picked up a few hobbies from those little programmes. But then, if they educated kids, they would be too clever to fall for the BBCs left wing propoganda.

      • Exactly so Boggsy; that’s how ‘liberalism’ rules. There’s no need to ban or burn books of any consequence when your population holds a 3,000 word vocabularly, a ‘bite-size’ 15 second attention span and are therefore functionality illiterate at the intellectual level required to metaphysically put 2 and 2 together with regard to their own futures.

        Personally it was that suppuratingly pee-cee’d cesspit of political correction; Bala(fucking)mory that triggered me to send a three pager to the BBC formally telling them that I consider there distribution of such blatant propaganda into my front room nothing more than a mental trespass and to ram their licence fee as far up as is anatomically possible! Haven’t watched or allowed BBC onto our screen from that moment on.

  20. I loved watching CBBC when I was little. Bamzooki, 50/50 and the repeats of Dangermouse were my favourites. They used to have a feature on their website where you could create your own idents too which was good fun. Such a shame it’s also gone the way of the woke.

  21. Bring back Digimon, old Pokemon, Captain Scarlett, Captain Caveman, Tracy Beaker, Lizzie McGuire and Yvon Of The Yukon. Damn, even fucking Tweenies is better than the shit they put on now! Who remembers ‘Come Outside’?

  22. I am writing a series for CBBC called The Magic Grandpa Show. Grandpa lives at the end of a crumbling pier and ekes out his twilight years by putting on shows at the run-down theatre there. There is music (Margaret Beckett singing Just A Song At Twilight, Dawn Butler, Diane Abbott & That Sultana girl doing their Andrews Sisters Tribute Show – Don’t Sit Under The Apple Tree With Anyone Else But Me).There is magic – John McDonnells book-keeping and best of all, to keep the kiddies chuckling there is the Pantomime Dame – Eddie Izzard, and Principal Boy Jess Phillips, add the Kweer Charmer Dancers and you will have a series which will run and run. The lights, the sequins, the spectacle – and that is just the commissionier

  24. Ahhhh whatever happened to Smiley Miley’s Mileage Game..they were the days LOL

  26. Masterchef last night was a great example of how far this bollocks has infected the BBC..

    Contestant 1 was a Chinese individual
    Contestant 2 was a peaceful
    Contestant 3 was a bull dyke who kept on about “her wife”
    Contestant 4 was a gigantic white fella…me Gigantor etc
    Contestant 5 was a strange gal with blue hair, I suspected she was the token LBGTQTBBGGR+++ contestant
    Contestant 6 I think was a white guy but I could’ve been mistaken on that.

      • Contestant seven was Mr Fox – “what have you made”
        “A f*cking mess with the discarded stella cans and pork pie wrappers – what of it”?
        “I think we have a winner”!
        “Cheers love” 😄
        A suggestion for a new BBC programme – hunt the virtually extinct white straight Male in the MSM, there’s bound to be one somewhere, but not for long!

  27. Good nom. Ironic, isn’t it, that most of BBC’s top management is white British woke left? Hardly a brown skin in the boardroom.

    We used to sneer at the Soviets for rewriting history and making only regime-friendly programmes, didn’t we? What high-minded reactionaries we were! It’s perfectly fine now, so let’s all stfu and consume like the obedient globalised kulaks we are.

  29. I don’t buy into any of BBC’s shit, give me love thy neighbour, till death us do part and ain’t half hot mum any day, I am white and I fuckin love it so they can stick their tongue up the arse hole of every ethnic group going for me and I hope they enjoy the taste. Also my favourite read is Flash For Freedom, check it out.!!

    • “Till death do us part” – great British comedy with our legendary leader Alf Garnett, knew what to to with the Frenchies that fellow – “close that bleedin’ tunnel ‘for we all get rabies”!
      Quality!

  30. It would be interesting to see how the BBC childrens department of today would have reacted to the Chigley/Trumpton/Camberwick Green trilogy had the idea been pitched to them today. I’m sure they’d never have allowed it. All straight, white and very British characters except for just one foreigner in the 3 townships. That was the Italian ice cream seller, Tonio Antonio. Obviously typecasting an Eye-tie as an ice cream salesman would be classed as institutional racism and wouldn’t be allowed. They’d now probably insist on changing the character to M’tebe, an enterprising Somalian refugee not averse to earning a living and shunning welfare benefits (as if).
    Other possible character updates required by the modern BBC to meet diversity etc quotas:-
    The mayor becomes mayor Khan (obviously)
    Dr Mopp becomes Dr Patel
    Windy Miller becomes Wendy Miller, lesbian lover of Miss Lovelace, the hatmaker
    Mrs Honeyman becomes an unemployed, single parent victim of domestic abuse
    Sergeant Major Grout from Pippin Fort becomes a pacifist eco-warrior
    Fireman Barney McGrew becomes Barbara McGrew to prove women are as strong and brave as men
    Mrs Cobbit the flower seller becomes Mrs Ceaucescu the Romanian Big Issue seller
    PC McGarry becomes WPC McGarry after transitioning
    Mr Clamp the greengrocer only sells fair trade, locally sourced organic produce
    Chippy Minton the carpenter only uses wood from sustainably managed forests
    Mr Tripp the milkman only sells soy and almond milk as he is a PETA militant
    The brass band concert on the bandstand is replaced by a drill music gig

    • PC McGarry? Irish? Surely he would become she, and rise in rank, DS McGarry. And new officer PC Libtard! I actually know a PC McGarry anyway, weird.

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