Jeremy Corbyn (24)

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Jeremy Corbyn is a cunt …..

I’m going to start this cunting with an apology: I know at IsAC we have absolutely hammered this prick from pillar to post.

After his extinction level event, the 2019 General Election, you would have thought this Islington, Prosecco socialist would have got the message that outside of his London centric bubble of cuntery, he was utterly despised by the vast majority of British electorate.
Not on ya fucking nelly! With shrew-faced Wrong Daily still in the Labour leadership race, it appears Jezza could be in line to make a comeback as SHADOW HOME SECRETARY!

FFS!! Labour haven’t learnt a single thing from their December 12th humiliation. How could any future Labour leader countenance bringing back this useless, two-time loser? It’s beyond a joke……

I’m almost hoping this comes to fruition and launches the completely clueless, patronising Labour Party into OBLIVION.

CUNTS.

Nominated by Quislings

98 thoughts on “Jeremy Corbyn (24)”

  1. Yes… but… Jeremy was voted Best Labour Leader EVER! in a Labour Party membership poll just a few weeks ago….

    500,000 Labour Party members can’t be wrong… 😂

    • “500,000 Labour Party members can’t be wrong”

      The same could be said for those who supported NSDP to bring Hitler into power, it’s a benefit thing, and Magic grandpa can make it happen for those who do not work.

      stop check, employment at all time high, 500,000 votes do they really work?

  2. If that’s the kind of regressive/myopic thinking from those clueless Momentum cunts, then long may it continue because there’s no chance in merry hell they will even get a sniff of No 10 with that idealism!

    Corbyn should just fuck off to the House of Old Cunts and claim his £300/day despite being a socialist/communist “not for the few, but for the many” fuckwit!

  3. I’d forgotten he’d lost two elections. Two General Elections and two referenda (back when he was unequivocal with his policies). That puts him on the same score as Neil “I ❤ EU cock” Kinnock.

    What more can we say about Magic Grandpa except….give him one more go at the next election. By then Honey Monster Johnson will have been turfed out from gaffes/betrayals/extra marital children and Corbyn, a late septuagenarian, will be thrice-crushed, this time by PM Pritti Patel.

    • I wouldn’t mind being crushed by Pritti.
      Good old Magic Grandpa. He’ll make a fantastic Shadow Foreign Sec. The nation’s enemies tremble at the thought. Shame that Flabbott the Hutt won’t be hanging around on the front bench; the prospect for entertainemnt throughout the country could be much reduced.

      • She is indeed comedy gold Ron, I shall miss her motorway pile-up interviews. Dum dum dum dum another one bites the crust…..

      • There’s a rumour that the Flabbotasaurus asked Corbyn, “What was the dog called in Scooby Doo?”

      • Bercow – “ORDER, ORDER!”

        Flabbott – “Double bacon cheeseburger, large fries, onion rings and strawberry shake”.

      • LL that was funny that was about the ORDER ORDER.
        It will be interesting to see how Abbot responds if she is taken off the front benches . Guess she will cry racism and hate the white man even more .

      • Boris needs to maneuver all those labour bints front and centre a la Trump and the squad. Those moronic ant-British slags are the tories best recruiting tool.

      • Hang on, Telly – there’s been no racism stuff on the media for over a day now – what’s the cuntry cuming to?

        (Or I might have missed it)

    • The Left and the Civil Service will stop at nothing to bring Priti Patel down. They probably fear her worse than Johnson who they no doubt have plenty of real dirt to throw at when the time is right.

  4. The Labour rabble seem to be a party of two extremes – half want Magic Grandpa the other half want Kweer Charmer a.k.a Blair Mark 2. I get that Corbyn was a reaction against Auntie Blair, but Kweer is as slippery and dishonest as Blair – for example he lets it be known he might offer Corbyn a job and SAYS he wants to retain Corbynite policies in some areas (like Blair wanted to keep traditional Labour policies till he won the leadership). This dishonesty means that Kweer will always have the resentment from the half of the party who still want Corbyn, who will vote against anything he proposes. Conference will be a hoot!.

    May the fight go on for many more years, aided and abetted by all the mincers, benders and trannies that seem to populate their party. Should be out of office for at least a decade.

    If they had any sense they would elect Liza Nandy as leader – she has nice bouncy tits which the other two don’t.

    • The problem with Labour is that they’ve ostracised their traditional working class base in the northern heartlands, and this was all too apparent in the last election.

      Ever since Blair came along in 97 Labour have morphed into a centrist party under Blair and more of a no-holds barred liberal/communist party under this old cunt. Which obviously has great appeal to the London twats in general, and the Islington set in particular.

      What these cunts need to remember is that it doesn’t matter what kind of cunt you have as leader he/she/it must have a broad national appeal and not just a Londonistab one!

    • W.C, Lithas lisp is becoming a bit of a thing for me, dunno what turns me on about her speech impediment? But it does.
      An she looks honest, innocent and a bit simple, want to corrupt her.
      😁

      • Know what you’re saying Miserable, but to be honest it’s more about her bouncers as far as I’m concerned. I’d like to rest my head there, and if she says thootning things in my ear, that’s a bonus.

  5. My girlfriend gave me the news that her nephew has been recruited to the Civil Service fast stream in Whitehall. Whilst this is good news for him, this otherwise pleasant and undoubtedly intelligent lad (Oxford degree) is a complete looney lefty.

    And the Civil Service is scratching its head, wondering why the new Tory government doesn’t quite have an amicable working relationship with Sir Humphrey and Bernard.

    Next to go – the BBC….

  6. Even though the “Islington” Labour Party got a well deserved thrashing at the last election they have a raft of supporters in the media. This enables them to basically punch above their weight. What ever spite and shite they come out with will be given favourable exposure by their fellow travellers in the media. As far as these twats are concerned the uneducated masses were brainwashed by right wing devils who lead them to believe that limiting immigration would be a benefit and it’s all right to be white. Fifty years of commie bollocks have infested their one track brains leaving them incapable of even considering anything outside their shitemind bubble. Fuck the lot of them and magic granddad twice.

  7. I look forward to these cunts and their cuntish followers being in the wilderness for the next several decades. Exactly what they deserve.

      • Indeed! If only Labour would return to its working class base I am sure it would offer a sizable challenge to the smug Tories nationwide.

        I did’t always agree with Old Labour’s socialist policies but they seem far more acceptable than the woke shite they’re engorging themselves on at the moment;

        And then they wonder why they, and the Lib Dumbbells, failed so miserable in the last 3 elections!

  9. Jeremy is a man of contradictions.
    Preaches socialism but is a millionaire.
    Hates white british people but is white british.
    Rails against the elites,
    But is from a incredibly priveleged background an raised in a manor house.
    Wants to lead the country but hates everything about it and supports all its enemies.
    A anti racist and a anti semite.
    Methinks hes bi polar.

      • To be fair to poor old Grandpa, I would have as well c.1975 (I was going through a barren patch at the time).

      • I’d rather die a virgin.

        Are you watching the Villa game Ron?

      • Yeah with a sense of dispair. To make matters worse, Wet Spam and Twatford both won yesterday.
        It’s looking like yet another false dawn at Villa Pk. I’d cunt the bastards but it would be a waste of time, the useless cunts. The amount of time and money I’ve wasted on them these last sixty years.

    • Strange sometimes how different siblings can be from one another:

      – Jeremy Corbyn and Piers Corbyn
      – BoJo (Nanny from Count Duckula) and Rachel Johnson
      – Peter Hitchens and Christoper Hitchins

  10. Corbyn is the UK’s Bernie Sanders. BARE NAKED FUCKING COMMUNIST TROTSKYIST. I’m so glad he’s bent Labour so far to the left that they’re never coming back, just like has happened with the US DEMON-RATS. The left’s masks are well and truly off and now they’re just trying to pinch and grab at whatever power they can to enact their SOROS-FUNDED filth upon the Western World.

    Sorry lefties, but just GET TO FUCK because we’ve seen through it and you ain’t getting in any time soon.

  11. Still some magic left in this commie grandpa ?
    Fucking hopeless cunt.
    The job is yours.

  12. I’m not voting for anyone untill they free the Covid -19

    I’ll get me coat…

    • With 12 more cases today it’s the Covid 23 I’m worried about. Don’t free them or we’ll all get it!

      • I’ll get mi coat as well and wrap up warm to protect myself.

        Just thought Covid. Is there a hidden message there in the word? Covid….sounds like covert. As in a hidden covert operation. And the spread of it is odd….am I becoming paranoid?

      • I had a simliar, slightly, paranoid idea about this too.

        I was thinking covid sounds a bit like corvid.
        Corvids (crows) are thought by some cultures to be harbingers of death.

  14. doesn’t matter who’s in the labour party – it’s dead – of no relevance to anybody, anywhere – fuck ’em

  15. Pretty, pretty sure I’ve caught Covid-19…

    There was a Chink on the Sainsbury’s check-out this afternoon and he handled my ice cream and my 25p change and my ‘Triple Nectar Points on your next shop’ coupon.

    He must have been a recent arrival cos I’ve never seen him before today. Felt a bit dizzy on the way home TBH.

    Some say Covid-19 is a Soros funded conspiracy to wipe out the over 50s, thereby allowing Labour a fighting chance of winning the next election. It would not surprise me.

    • Well its a good job you decided to let HongKongFucky serve you otherwise you would have been branded a racist had you walked to another checkout!

      But because you embraced this RinkyDink with cheers from the Libtards, you now have a nice disease to enjoy, which may just finish you off in a few weeks time!

      “Diversity is our Strength” (apparently)

      • Actually I was in a bit of a hurry, there were long queues at all the other check-outs and the poor fella looked so forlorn, I feared for his mental health, besides I didn’t want to hurt his feelings by joining one of the queues.

        As Judge Judy told me last time I was up against her: “no good deed goes unpunished.”

      • That sounds like baloney to me Ruff Tuff.

        Try putting on your listening ears- God gave us all two ears and one mouth for a reason.

        Good evening.

    • Covid-19?
      What fuckin’ annoys me the most is that they kept really quiet about
      Covids one to eighteen didn’t they?

      • Rtc, i hope your wearing a mask and gloves to type your posts?
        Heard corbyn 19 can be transmitted and infect people through websites!

      • That’s right Miserable.

        I suggest you wash your hands for a full 20 seconds whilst singing ‘Happy Birthday’ and self-isolate IMMEDIATELY thereafter!

        Or maybe have a wank, which is what I’m going to do one more time before I die.

        Oh fuck, my head is really throbbing now.

      • I never wash my hands Rtc.
        Its hard for viruses an bugs to take hold in my body, hostile environment!
        Tends to be them that get ill!
        Hope you dont die, would miss you, but if you do i wouldnt be offended to be in your will.

      • I was going to leave you a part share in my house Miserable. But that was before you referred to me as having ‘gypsy fingers’.

        Am now minded to leave it to Bertrand Blunt, Liberal Liquidator and Willie Stroker.

      • Thatd make a good sitcom, like a updated ‘odd couple’ LL, Bertie and Willie living together,
        Like the Golden Girls but with moaning englishmen an a parrot.
        😁

      • PS: Don’t worry Miserable, you’re still in. I was only teasing you too! 😄

    • In the UK the over 50’s will survive it’s the under 30’s who will be fucked, bunch of snowflake cunts!

      Then there will be protests about it being so unfair, boohoo 😪

      • Thanks for putting my worried little mind at rest Mr Sick. Think I’m feeling better already.

        Better get the wife to cancel DCI Cunt’s ambulance…

      • Luff Tuff Cleampuff, you lacist AND gurrible.

        Triple Point voucher is rubbish. Total lip-off.

  16. Good work my fellow cunting cunts.

    I hope Priti Patel becomes Prime Minister, I like her, seems hard and successful and (very) right wing. It’s all good.

    She’s a beautiful woman.

    Britain needs Thatcher V2.

    Corbyn, Abbott, Lammy, Swineson, Jo Phillips, Jimmy Krankie, Magic Grandpa, Merkel, Wong-Daily etc. these are all just people to laugh at. The British Labour party seems quite incapable of appointing someone decent.

    Jo Phillips, I wouldn’t even Cunt her.

    Nandy is cute, I’d definitely spend the night with her. She is not leadership material.

    None of them has got the Big Match Temperament (phrase was oft used in the book and film “Filth”)

    • I bet the libtards are in a bit of a tizz how to deal with Pritti.

      Slag her off and it could be deemed racist and sexist – because that’s always the narrative they fall back on when a white person or Tory takes a pop at a woman or a person of colour.

      • It’s only the Lefties who embarrass themselves crying racism when somebody on their side is criticised. So when the Left criticise an ethnic, there’s nobody to make the same stupid accusations they would have.

      • Evening Bertie, its ok, for a minute i thought i could smell troll?
        Maybe im delirious Rtcs infected me with his coronavirus.
        False alarm.

      • 👍🏻 RTC should be OK. You only have to worry if you’re over 80. Much snow on the Peaks?

      • You can probably smell the sad little cry baby who’s trolling me Miserable.

      • Yeah saw that Rtc, bit odd.
        Get well soon, dont die, id be next in line to look after Bertie..👍

      • Not as much as id hoped for Bertie, few deep drifts, dog went berserk to play in it, had nice family day out!👍👍

      • He’s been trolling me since Dead Pool [155]. If he’d asked nicely in the first place I would have looked upon his request sympathetically. But all he says is “thieving cunt” and leaves sarcy comments clearly designed to wind me up.

        Best to ignore.

      • To be impartial you have ‘gypsy fingers’ Rtc!
        If its not nailed down…
        But dont like you to be ‘outed’ for your cleptomania.

      • I just went and had a look at Dead Pool 155, your noms are stamped at 8:30am, his at 5pm. Guy’s off his head.

      • Black &White Cunt is immortalized as the Deadpool pick thief anyway….not that he anything abhaat it.

      • Hardly impartial Miserable.

        I have never knowingly stolen anyone else’s pick.

        Time for some toast and marmalade methinks. 😊

      • Sorry mate, only teasing you!
        Goes without saying you wouldnt.
        👍👍

  18. I wouldn’t trust this lump of waste to brew up, this loser is the Human example of the annoying turd that will not flush, I would love nothing more than to see some backbencher bounce an old style pint mug of his fuckin head in the House of Commons when he rises to back up some low life terrorist organisation.

  20. Time to go off topic,
    I am in the shit…….
    Doing a bit of DIY I discovered some staples in a door frame that had been painted over.
    At the time I had been trimming down a bit of expanding foam with ( A kitchen knife), so I thought just flick them out.
    I am not sure exactly how I managed it but I ended up with a kitchen knife embedded in my hand, the hall way resembled a murder scene, (it is a stab wound there is fuck all they can do) so I steri stripped the wound after a good dose of TCP , cleaned the hall, got rid of all the blood.
    Showed my beloved said injury and……
    I told you not to use my kitchen knives! I hope you haven’t broken it.
    Next time I will just bleed to death in the hall.

    • I wouldn’t. She might complain about the cost of removing the blood in the hall carpets!

    • You really can pick ’em Benny. How many wives are you on now? 7? 8?

    • On hobby knife wounds I was building a 1:6 scale model of the Percy Blandford kayak (gift for father in-law former avid kayak builder) and was using a retractable blade to split bamboo for the middle two ribs. The knife slipped off the cane and I punched it hard, point first into my thigh. Blaaahhhhd everywhere!

      When I passed the gift to the Father in Law I told him of the injury, and it turns out when he built the full size canoe as a youngster the exact same cane piece sprung out and broke his rib!

  21. Off topic.

    It seems that Dame Emma Thompson has now ‘become a resident’ of Italy following Brexit. It’s bollocks really as it is honorary citizenship of Venice and not worth a fuck in real terms: She still needs her UK passport.

    With coronavirus rampant in Italy we just need a lot more luvvies to follow her example and then start hoping (and touching wood and whatever else it takes).

    Wouldn’t it be so terribly terribly sad if she became infected.

    • I’ve put a nom up on her about this. Fucking annoying tosspot, that woman.

      Yep, and it is lined up for posting now Ron. That bloody woman deserves all she gets, annoying cunt

  23. I have neither voted Conservative or Labour/Momentum (whatever they’re calling themselves this week), nor have I voted for the Liberal Un-Democrats or UKIP.
    I don’t feel that any of these parties represent me.

    What’s my label? Please enlighten me.

  25. He should retire to Gaza. After all, he thinks he is a Palestinian.

  26. Cunting MUST be for Wrong-Daily! She’s the one who would have him so to speak. Old Catweazle’s just a deluded old cunt with very little brain, but she is supposed to be in the Commie party’s top THREE!

  27. I like Jeremy Corbyn. He’s what keeps the Tories in power! God bless fungus the bogeyman, and all who support him.

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