What the fuck, how can one cunt a cricket club?. This most English of institutions, the sound of leather on willow at the Oval etc, etc. I couldn’t give a fuck about cricket, but it also appears that neither can the local black population in Lambeth, and they can’t be bothered with playing cricket (they must have other activities on their minds – insert your own ideas here).
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2020/jan/28/surrey-search-black-cricket-talent-numbers-emergency
So what’s the problem? Top level sport is about skill, ability and a determination to hone those skills over hours and hours of training, including keeping yourself fit. The problem of course is that it is the predominantly white people of Surrey County Cricket Club for not doing enough to help the local black kids. Now under the guidance of Ebony Rainford-Bren (don’t ask!!) a bunch of lads will be chosen for a scholarship, education and free kit and travel. Sounds good; the problem I have with it is that it is only available for black kids. No Asians (fuck me, those Indians love the cricket) and no white kids will be chosen.
Now cricket is a game that is mainly populated by rich wankers from private schools, so I feel that it is totally wrong to overlook state educated, poor white or Asian kids from Lambeth and I bet there are plenty. So let’s be clear, and I stand to be corrected Ebony, but to choose somebody for something advantageous based solely on the colour of their skin is to me racist.
Nominated by Cuntsince1066
Ebony is also a shit commentator on Test Match Special: Dull, sanctimonious and should fuck off to commentate on women’s cricket with all the other equally shit women commentators.
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My Cricket Club would never accept anyone who needed a “Scholarship” or free kit.
We would however accept the odd token Dark-Key. They are good cricketers as long as it isn’t the banana ripening season when they tend to wander off and climb trees.
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Not meant to be tacked onto your comment,Cuntimus.
You’re right about wimmin commentators
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A sniffy email (CC’d to the offices of the Prime Minister, always gets their attention that one!) has been issued to Surrey County Cricket Club FAO Ebony Rainford-Bren asking said to explain this blatant racism, I await the amusing response!
Sporting prowess has no colour – the harder you work the better the chance of success.
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Pure discrimination plain and simple!
But of course that word always come with an asterix depending on the narrative.
If the cricket club (or any employer come to that) said it wanted white kids (boys rather than girls) then you can bet your bottom dollar Twatter would be in fucking meltdown from the usual suspects.
But because this plan is to help disadvantaged black kids it is seen as okay – and therefore is more like “Discrimination Light”, in that it is perfectly justified, even though it is blatantly saying no to any other disadvantaged minority.
It would be nice of the Asian community kicked up a fuss about this shite idea; but I guess they won’t. It would be good though seeing two disadvantaged communities trying to take the moral high ground while the big bad whities stand to one side, popcorn at the ready!
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The local Indian community probably couldn’t give two fucks about being overlooked on this one. Their under-13, mixed sex, paraplegic 3rd team would still fuck over a first XI loaded with our darker brethren by roughly 1500 runs, would be my guess.
As an aside, T20 cricket (fucking slow pace looseners overpitched just to be clubbed into low orbit) is a full blown bucket of shit.
Test matches or one dayers for me please.
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Ebony? I thought only black American pornstars had that name?
Coincidentally she would look much better with my cock in her mouth. It would also stop her spouting this “poor victim” bollocks. Win win in my book.
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Sport is it’s own filter – good enough? Sound.
Not good enough? Work harder or fuck off.
Stick the boot into whitey, as fucking always.
When do we see white only selection?
Does Surrey County Cricket Club have signs in the bar saying “no whites”?
Will Rosa Parks throw whitey out of their seat?
Racist discrimination, and not a word said, as always.
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Sport for England launch a report of ‘Sport for All?’ then immediately endorse a cricket initiative which actively discriminates against non blacks. How is your diversity quota at your local Rugby Club Fiddler, id imagine some aspiring architect would be quite-fleet footed on the wings?
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Not sure I get this, west indian kids love cricket, asian kids love cricket, 10cc love cricket, whats race got to do with it?
If i hadnt grown up on a council estate and had next to no exposure to cricket think i might of joined a cricket club!
Go a pub in the peak district and theres a cricket pitch next to it, find watching it relaxing, that and the church bells.. quintessentially english!
And like the jumpers too.
Suit me one of them.
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If you started playing cricket Miserable, 6 foot plus and with wild beard they would think W.C. Grace had been reincarnated.
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W.G Grace even, you can see I am a massive fan.
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Funnily was saying that too Bertie im the spit of him!
Get my whites on could earn few quid as ‘ghosts of cricketers past’…
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Probably be more like W.C. Fields (no offence, MNC, you have to be so careful who you might upset these days).
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None taken Cupid!😁👍
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Who cares if nîg-nôgs don’t like cricket? It’s their choice.
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Once they figure out how to whittle their bats down into shivs the opposition are fucked
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According to that famous Bob Marley song, they love it.
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I recollect that Surrey’s one day side gave themselves the name “the brown hatters” a few years ago so there are obviously a few problems there.
I always wondered how many of the players understood their team name.
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Perhaps all cricketers should be black and their sports outfits black as well.
Then make them play all matches in front of a slag heap or at midnight.
And make the ball radioactive as well.
Shite.
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All those West Indian players must be white then? Viv Richards never played on the beach with other black kids then?
Maybe cricket has run its course outside of posh schools. Who gives a fuck anyway.
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Try having an all whites club or helping only whites then watch the fireworks.
Cowardly craven cunts.
In principle any whites playing cricket there should leave. Cancel all membership and attended no games.
It just gets worse.
Fucking pitiful.
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Set up a all white cricket team Mac!
Im game, get a ISAC team together.
Play a international friendly against the KKK, nowt better than seeing someone dressed as a ghostie getting bowled out!
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Would their Klan hood be a health and safety issue?
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They could argue its their cricket whites?
We’d slaughter them anyway, more into baseball arent they?
Although Vernon Fox knows his way around a baseball bat, could play them at that after!
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Those unsophisticated buggers would fashion it into a cross and burn it!
I was once accused of being in the KKK, I explained to the poor filly she had misinterpreted what being a wizard under the sheets meant..
Poor sports!
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If a non BAME gets picked for anything, then it is declared as “white privilege” discrimination.
If a non WIMMENZ gets picked for anything, then it is declared as “toxic masculinity” discrimination.
If however a role, award, or anything, is segregated as being BAME or WIMMENZ only, then that is NOT discrimination, it is just “affirmative action”.
These declarations come to you directly from The Ministry of Truth (rewriting history since 1997).
Cunts!
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Mark Chapmans work was massively underrated, he was responsible for the sale of millions of copies of Catcher in the Rye,
JD salinger should of sent him a gift basket.
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Still won’t stop them from fucking thieving
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I’m a fifty-something white geezer, who is shit at football. It’s a fucking disgrace that all these fit black twenty-somethings are getting all the opportunities to play for Premier league teams. Where the fuck is the fairness in that? I demand to be played for a Premier league first team and they do more to get old white gits playing top class footy.
Cunts.
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You are officially better than every wimminz footballer ever born LC! 😃
I am self identifying as “El Foxio”, Brazilian wonder kid and I demand a five Year contract with a Premier League club (not 1 of the s*it ones though!) and half a Million quid a week!
No? f*scist waycists!
Can’t do any mountain biking at the minute, damaged spinal discs and ribcage after a brawl with a rather solid tree, so bored senseless for three weeks 😒
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Two years ago, a myopic old trout pulled out on me as I was ruding my motorbike. I know how you’re feeling!
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She’s a racist cunt and Surrey Ccc are cunts for letting her be a racist cunt.
And she’s ruining TMS to boot.
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Wimmin commentators on men’s sports are worth a cuntilng ALL on their own.
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They ruled the world back in the 70’s but are now seemingly too thick to recognise the advantages of being world beaters at something. Tons of knock on benefits’ outside the game.
Put it this way they will not be winning awards for medical breakthroughs — Industry or frankly in any other field of human endeavour. They have something everyone can admire but ….. the call of the pussy, drugs and crime et al is simply too strong. Cunts most of them ( not all — some are tip top) but collectively they can fuck off with their subsidies from Surrey. Those indigenous from Asia in the main —- far brighter and more affable company
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Medical break ins is there speciality .
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Ps C W had had a few beers. Sorry for shite typos etc.
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They bang on about racism and white privilege etc. It fucking infuriates me when they constantly go on and on and on and no matter what they get they carry on and on complaining about the same old SHIT.. There is only one privilege now and that’s their privilege , give them what they fucking want the wankers and hopefully they will beat each other to death with the cricket bats. Chances are they won’t wear cricket whites because they will be moaning the white color racist .
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But…..ONLY white people can be racist! Surely you know THAT by now.
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Full title please
“Ebony-Jewel Cora-Lee Camellia Rosamond Rainford-Brent”
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