Dead Pool [155]

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Congratulations to our musical friend Chas C who correctly used obviously inside information to predict that Andy Gill, the founding member and guitarist of British post-punk band Gang Of Four, has died aged 64.

The musician’s scratchy, staccato riffs provided the band with their signature sound, and influenced the likes of Nirvana, Fugazi and Franz Ferdinand.

Gill had developed a “respiratory illness,” after finishing an Asian tour. The word coronovirus comes to mind, but the tour was a while back.

On to Deadpool 155:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are next to conk out.Picks are first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other players picks from previous rounds (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

65 thoughts on “Dead Pool [155]”

    • Technocunt has pilfered my Alex Ferguson and Right Honourable has nicked my Maradona. TechnoGyppo and Right Dishonourable Thieving Pîkey more like. Psh. I’ll have:

      Roy Hudd
      Barry Humphries

  5. Lily Allen (infinite cunt)
    Ruggero Deodato (cruel film director cunt)
    Clive Anderson (smarmy cunt)
    Michael Heseltine (silly old cunt)
    Alastair Campbell (bullying can’t handle his drink massive fucking cocksucking cunt)

  7. George Lucas
    Pope Francis
    Loretta Lynn
    Sheldon Adeleson
    Alex Trebek

    1st win right? Cuntgrats Chas

  9. Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

    (And, if any of these carks, I’m bagging cloghead Andre Rieu to take their place, in advance)

  12. Dick van Dyke
    Bret “the hitman” Hart
    Gary Glitter
    Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
    Bob Barker

  13. Glynis Johns (if she hasn’t already been nicked.)
    Ted Dexter
    Delia Smith
    Flight Lieutenant William Clarke (Battle of Britain Pilot)
    Flying Officer John Hemingway ( -do- )

  15. Jill Gascoigne
    Sonny Barger (Mick Jagger punching Hells Angel geezer)
    Brian Murphy
    Richard O’Sullivan
    Alan Clarke (The Hollies)

  16. Phil Collins
    Bob Dole
    Olivia de Havilland
    Beverly Cleary (American Writer)
    Sean Connery

  19. John Lewis (US politician)
    Frankie Banali
    David Gulpilil
    Genesis P Orridge
    Gianluca Vialli

    My entry (Shaun)

  20. Alan Delon.
    Salman Rushdie.
    Jane Seymour.
    Claudia Cardinale.
    Vince Cable.

    Well done Chas.

  25. Richard Branson
    Boris Johnson
    Chris Grayling
    Tony B Liar
    David Steele

    Ok, so it’s more of a wishlist but who cares. Bunch of cunts!!!

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