Dead Pool [155]

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Congratulations to our musical friend Chas C who correctly used obviously inside information to predict that Andy Gill, the founding member and guitarist of British post-punk band Gang Of Four, has died aged 64.

The musician’s scratchy, staccato riffs provided the band with their signature sound, and influenced the likes of Nirvana, Fugazi and Franz Ferdinand.

Gill had developed a “respiratory illness,” after finishing an Asian tour. The word coronovirus comes to mind, but the tour was a while back.

On to Deadpool 155:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are next to conk out.Picks are first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other players picks from previous rounds (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

65 thoughts on “Dead Pool [155]”

  3. Well, I’ve heard of him even if you lot hadn’t. Peasants.

    Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
    Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
    Shane MacGowan (Pogues)
    Marsha Hunt
    Vera Lynn

      • Good Morning Bertie,

        It is a vile and disgusting practice to steal our Vera away from us.You know I adore her. Som,eone has alos pinched my other banker Glynis Johns, utter bloody bastards.

  4. Stirling Moss
    President Moduro of Venezuela
    Barbara Windsor
    Prunella Scales
    Pierre Cardin

  7. Well done Chas
    Lord David Owen
    Sidney Poitier
    Shirley Williams
    Bill Oddie
    Tim Brooke Taylor

  8. Nah, never heard of him, hope he was a right cunt.
    Peter Sutcliffe
    Jimmy Greaves
    Norbert Stiles
    Pearl Carr
    Henry Kissinger

  10. Leo Varadkar
    Alex Andreou
    Yasmin Alibhai-Brown
    Guy Verhofstad
    Hugh Grant
    You don’t have to look far for cunts you wish dead.

  12. In there, Chas…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Norman ‘Semolina’ Pilcher
    Henry Woolf
    Patsy King

    • Patsy King being the original governor in Prisoner Cell Block H…
      Henry Woolf being Frankie Barrow from Steptoe & Son….

  14. Irene Papas Greek actress e.g. Zorba the Greek & Guns of Navarone
    Hardy Krüger German actor e.g. The One That Got Away & The Wild Geese
    Monty Norman Film composer best known for the “James Bond theme”
    Betty Boothroyd Former MP & speaker of the House of Commons
    Mangosuthu Buthelezi Apartheid era South African politician and tribal leader (also played his great grandfather, Chief Cetawayo, in the 1964 Michael Caine / Stanley Baker film “Zulu”)

  16. Eileen Ash
    Raul Castro
    Beverly Cleary
    Anne Buydens
    Thelma Barlow

    Nice work Chas C.

  19. Giovanna Ralli
    Angela Lansbury
    Earl Cameron
    Shaun Weiss
    Little Richard

    Good Shot, Chas C.

  21. Old bands who still tour were always shit and need the money. Or have long since gone to shit and need the attention.

    Mick Jagger
    Keith Richards
    Johnny Depp
    Ronnie Wood
    Charlie Watts

  22. Jackie Stewart (raced cars when they were faster than a family hatchback)
    Honor Blackman (Pussy Galore) – 2nd sexiest voice ever
    Miriam Margolyes (actress & lunatic)
    Christopher Lloyd (Prof in Back to the Future)
    Roy Walker (say what you see…)

    Hadn’t heard of the last guy, but congrats Chas C 🙂

    • Intrigued as who has the sexiest voice there Lord. As for Miriam Margoyles by god yes what a complete nutter. Dreadful little troll.

  23. Ian Lavery
    Imelda Marcos
    Arthur Scargill
    Ken Clarke
    Renate Knaup-Kroetenschwanz

    • Ian Lavery hahaha I love it. What a chump he indeed is though. Priceless interview the day after the Election and the cunt just didn’t get it despite seeing his rock solid 5 figure majority turn into a Marginal for 2024.

  24. Clint Eastwood
    Alan Alda
    John Major (skidmark)
    Alex Ferguson (cunt)
    Tony Blair (total cunt)

  27. Diego Maradona
    Bobby Charlton
    June Brown
    William H Gates (Gates Snr)
    Tom Smith (rugby player)

  30. Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
    Desmond Morris
    Trevor Peacock
    Pierre Cardin
    Cleo Lane

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