Shelby Judge

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Shelby Judge….a student of the bullshit subject of “Feminist Issues”.

She and her husband (yep, she actually has one) took a tour of Stirling castle. Whilst in the gift shop, she found something that offended her immensely. A “Mr Man” book, in which Mr Clever committed the cardinal sin of ‘mansplaining’ the reason that the River Forth was so named to one of the “Little Misses”. Holy fucking shit on a burning stick. She was so outraged, she ran straight to The Sun newspaper to complain.

There was no mention in the article as to whether Stirling castle bent the knee to this whingeing cow, but I’m really hoping they told her to fuck off and grow up. How is it that a man can no longer innocently explain something to a woman? Even if we’re asked to explain something, we automatically become guilty of that heinous patriarchal crime of mansplaining. It’s about time we started standing up to these douchebags, because THEY are now the sexists. For decades, feminists were all out for equality. Well, now they have it. But that’s not enough for the twisted misandrists who call themselves feminists today. They want superiority. We cannot let them have it.

It must be so nice to live a life that your only real problem is the allegedly sexist content of a fucking children’s book.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

70 thoughts on “Shelby Judge”

  1. Great job as usual Quick Draw.
    Christ on a bike, image actually being married to this miserable, whining airhead. That
    frowning, pursed look of disapproval is enough to sour the milk.
    Silly cow should get a life.

  3. Bring back Sheilas’ Wheels in its original form and see if she gives a fuck about her rubbish then?

    It seems to me that most people, men or women, black or white, rich or poor will always betray their true nature when it comes to hard coin.

  4. And since when was Bob Cratchit’s wife a trainee architect? The BBC last night would have it so.

    I love Guy Pearce though and Scrooge stands for everything I hold dear….help the poor Mr Scrooge?

    are there no prisons?

    • No workhouses? No foodbanks? No shipping containers to live in?
      “Boy – bring me the largest turkey in the shop and make sure it’s frozen, swinging that fucker at some heads will soon sort these cheerful bastards”!
      But I am a cynic – last Christmas day the good lady threw a reduced aisle microwaveable macaroni cheese at me before disappearing for the four course dinner she had arranged for herself then returned some time later to lie on the sofa interrogating me as to why I had dared to have a beer before she had returned. I did not take this well (this kind of thing had been going on for too long) and an hour later her sh*t was all over the front lawn, she was gone and I was very happily single!
      Best Christmas I ever had!

      • I’m trying to keep my blood pressure down, doctors orders. I’ll thank all posts regarded Al Bibee’s war on white Christmas to feature a warning in future.

      • You’ll never get the BBC to screen that, Vernon, but I wish you could. It would sorta redress the balance.

    • Jesus H fucking Christ, Mrs Cratchitt, a fucking ethnic???? Well, the cunts had to squeeze one in somewhere. Fucking wankers just fucking had to. Fucking contemptible cunts. I WAS going to watch it catch up, but, it can fuck RIGHT off. I’ll watch Alistair Simm’s version instead.

      Thanks for the heads-up, Spanky.

  5. Looks like the typical overnourished, libtarded fucking feminazi whiner, whose every whim and dissent should be taken deadly seriously and rectified immediately.

    This bucket of lard should fuck right off now and get herself a real life.

    Piss off.

    • The Roger Hargreaves state should bring out a book based on her exploits.

      ‘…Then, Little Miss Cunty heard her car splutter and break down so she called the breakdown services who soon arrived.

      “It looks like you might need a new manifold, love” Mr.Mechanic said.

      “Don’t man-splain to me with your toxic masculinity.”

      “..but…”

      “Also, don’t refer to it as a MANifold. It has no gender.”

      Mr.Mechanic was jolly angry and fucked off straight away leaving Little Miss Cunty to ponder on her shitty attitude.

  6. She looks like a potato with lipstick painted on.

    I have been accused of mansplaining a few times. First time I didn’t know what it was. Many birds are still stupid and thick and need stuff explaining to them.

    I had a membership of a hiking club a few years ago, many leftists and many feminists. Feminists are wholly intolerable. If a man ended up married to a feminist then it’s no wonder he would visit prostitutes, drink, and conduct other “antisocial” habits.

    Next time a feminist gives it the big mouth, pull the chair from under her, let her sit on the cold stone floor, and chuck her bra and Dr Martens in the open fire.

      • A Man explains something to another Man – “thanks for the info and the heads up”.
        A Man explains something to a feminist “I don’t need you patronising me you fucking rapist”.
        “Fair enough love but you will find it hard to drive that car when you are sat backwards”.
        Almost Christmas shopping time – walk in, push cunts out the way (it’s sometimes useful being six one and built like a bus!), buy stuff, go to the pub. Man shopping!

    • My wife has a physics degree from Imperial College but still needs the plots of many many films explained to her.

      I’m not sure why it is this way but it’s a very common problem when I speak to other blokes about their other halves.

      • Might be because she’s a scientist (respect – bet her PhD thesis had some real-world relevance, unlike Woke Studies with Wimminz Culture). Last time I went to an actual theatre, I couldn’t understand at all what the cast was drivelling on about, but my arty mate and his wife were ecstatic.

    • Why do feminazis, tuppencesuckers, bandits etc love doc martens?
      As a kid they were workwear, worn by posties, coppers, factory workers etc,
      Skinheads. Punk rockers liked them.
      Nowadays theyre shite, made in china by chinkys so abysmal quality but dead expensive!
      Lefty types should stick to sandals,
      Lezzers to stout shoes,
      Gays to ballet shoes,etc
      I get footwear confusion, boots are for manual workers, i dont swan about in gold lame catsuits so stop this cultural appropriation.

  7. You can’t imagine the sort of desperate pansy in denial who would marry one of these toxic wimmin. He must enjoy the fact that she wears the trousers – and the rugby boots and string vests. Like Mr. Phillips I bet he is an iron.

    But this right on hag runs off to the Sun of all papers? hardly the bastion of feminism. Perhaps The Guardian told her to fuck off, or only had £5 to offer her in “expenses£

  8. Off piste but I heard a corker on the wireless this morning.

    Labour are bringing back on board Ed Sillycunt to advise them on where they went wrong in the election. Yes, you read that correctly.

    Fuck me pink – THEY STILL DON’T FUCKING GET IT!

    Ed Sillycunt will probably advise them that the party is far too right and far too capitalist. It needs to move to the left and fully embrace hard Marxism to entice the majority of UK voters back into its fold.

    Ha ha ha. That is like inviting Peter Sutcliffe to give advice on how to best to protect working ladies on the streets at night.

    The current incumbents of Labour are the dimmest, gobbiest, most arrogant bunch of shits ever to have strode this earth. Idi Amin’s Uganda People’s Defence Force had nothing on this disjointed, ragtag bunch of cunts.

    Labour can go and fuck itself.

    • I need to print up some new coffee mugs “Labour’s Tears” I’m so enjoying their slow fucking suicide.

  9. Silly moon faced twat, how about grow up take that fucking ribbon out of your hair get a sense of proportion and stop being a cunt.

  10. Off piste but I heard a corker on the wireless this morning.

    Labour are bringing back on board Ed Sillycunt to advise them on where they went wrong in the election. Yes, you read that correctly.

    Fuck me pink – THEY STILL DON’T FUCKING GET IT!

    Ed Sillycunt will probably advise them that the party is far too right and far too capitalist. It needs to move to the left and fully embrace hard Marxism to entice the majority of UK voters back into its fold.

    Ha ha ha. That is like inviting Peter Sutcliffe to give advice on how to best to protect working ladies on the streets at night.

    The current MP’s comprising Labour are the dimmest, gobbiest, most arrogant bunch of shits ever to have strode this earth. Idi Amin’s Uganda People’s Defence Force had nothing on this disjointed, ragtag bunch of cunts.

    Labour can go and fuck itself.

    (SORRY ADMIN, PLEASE DELETE POST IN MODERATION, I JUST REALISED I TYPED A WORD WITH C*M IN IT!)

    • You can imagine Edward’s advice – eat bacon sandwiches and make sure you engrave all your policies on a gravestone.

      • Ed’s advice should be something like-; to win popular elections you not only need popular policies but popular persuasive people putting forth those policies. Its no use having popular policies if the leader is unpopular (as I know to my cost). The way to find out if a leader is popular or unpopular is to go out and get a vox populii or vox pop or voice of the people estimate of how popular he is. This is an honest estimation of what we need to do. The People or the Populce or the population go to the polls at election time. This is the crucial point-we need as many people to put their X next to the Labour box. I was unpopular and therefire failed miserably at this. It has taken this experience to teach me that to win a popular election you need to be popular.

  12. Let’s hear from her.

    “ My PhD topic is ‘Exploring contemporary women writers’ adaptation of myth for feminist purpose, specifically within the Canongate Myth Series.’ I am focussing on the female contributors to the Canongate Myth Series (Karen Armstrong’s A Short History of Myth, Margaret Atwood’s The Penelopiad, Jeanette Winterson’s Weight, Ali Smith’s Girl Meets Boy, Salley Vickers’ Where Three Roads Meet, A.S. Byatt’s Ragnarok, and Natsuo Kirino’s The Goddess Chronicle), while also drawing upon other contemporary adaptations of mythology by female authors. I am researching whether the Canongate Myth Series be analysed through a feminist lens and what impact contemporary adaptations of myth can have upon the feminist movement.”

    All very well but none of that is getting the dinner cooked or the cleaning done.

    Feminism, what’s the point? I think it needs a few pointers from men to help it along. Maybe I don’t understand feminism very well, mainly because I’ve got no fucking interest in Feminists or feminism.

    Perhaps such an academic can explain why women are a growing consumer of rape porn?

    “A quarter of straight porn searches by women are for videos featuring violence against their own sex. Five percent of searches by women are for content portraying nonconsensual sex. While men still search for significantly more porn than women, search rates for these more extreme types of sexual content are at least twice as common among women than men.”

    It’s not what feminism does for women, it’s how much damage is feminism doing to women?

    Mr misogynist says hush up wooman!

  13. Next time one of the cunts wants a fucking tyre changed or something and tries to play the ‘little woman’ card, mansplain how they can fucking do it for themselves.
    It’s just another device to try to beat blokes over the head with. No wonder so many blokes are going MGTOW these days. Now they’re whining ‘where have all the good men gone?’. Answer; wherever the fuck they want without caring what you poker-up-the-arse cunts think about it.

    • A classic quote from Will Ferrell – “Women say there are no more gentlemen in the World – there are, we just don’t like sluts. Sorry.”

      • Appreciating there are many women out there that are toxic, men just need to be a bit more switched on to those that are and those that aren’t. The MGTOW stuff is all well and good, but fuck me, what an abjectly bitter and lonely life some of these men must lead.

        I met my lovely wife when I was 35 and a bit more wordly-wise, following a previous marriage and previous relationships with some real choice cunts. I certainly wouldn’t trade her in for a life of MGTOW bitterness. Pitiful really.

  14. That’s it!
    I’ve had enough of these stupid, fucking ugly feminists cunts.
    She should have her cunt kicked in,
    Then kicked off.
    Then the biggest blue whale cock shoved down her ugly fucking maw.
    You waste of fucking oxygen.
    Fuck off and die CUNT!
    PHEW feel better now. 😊

  16. Mr Clever is mansplaining to you Onion head, you thick feminist tosser!

    Even if you knew the answer it’s worth going over it again just in case some of the candy floss in your head had caused some memory loss.

    CUNT.

  17. We went to Stirling Castle earlier this year. It was beautiful, and everyone there was really friendly.

    We even saw some men wearing skirts, so I don’t really see misoginy as being a huge issue there.

  18. I bet Goldman Sachs will be absolutely falling over themselves to offer her a job with a worthless degree in wimminz studies tucked under her arm. The utterly deluded cunt

  19. The feminists are like the Gaylords. They won’t be happy with equality; they want superiority.

    The likes of the bloated Shelby Mustang won’t be totally satisfied until wimmin are marching the length and breadth of the UK in stormtrooper outfits and high heels, sticking their high heels into the evil that are men;’s testicles and subjugating all men to their idea of feminzi utopia and correctspeak.

    We are looking that the Worm that Turned. I blame the #MeToo movement for adding fuel to this very volatile fire.

  20. Saint George retirement syndrome
    Douglas Murray explains the state of modern social activism and this is such an example.
    “Having slayed, or helped to slay, a dragon, they spend their days stalking the land and looking for ever more glorious fights — but with a diminishing supply of dragons. Eventually they may be caught either swiping at thin air, identifying friends as foes — or mistaking foes for friends”
    I think this quote really explains what is happening today.

  21. Who did she complain to The Sun about I wonder? Was it the Stirling Castle management or the publishers of the ‘Mr Men’ books? I don’t know how the employees of Stirling Castle could be expected to know that a children’s book in their bookshop would turn out to be offensive. Maybe in the future they will have their receptionist going through all the books in the bookshop redacting anything that could be deemed offensive to female sensitivities.
    A bit of overtime for her anyway.
    I wonder did she ask for a refund? The sheets not clean? The breakfast under prepared? No, I was offended by a character in a children’s book IN YOUR BOOKSHOP. OK, full refund but no publicity.
    And why would she complain to The Sun? If she was so grevioudly offended shouldn’t she have taken it up with the publishers of the Mr Men books.
    Maybe she was so deeply hurt she couldn’t face talking to them. Like a raped women who cannot face her rapist. Yeah, like that.

  22. It’s not this ‘Womans’ fault for being a sour feminist cunt and acting the other way she did it’s her husband’s fault for not keeping her in check and taming the poisonous shite she has been radicalised with.
    Not that I’d end up with such a monster, but if I did and she started embarrassing me in some shop going on abaaaht some shite she’d feel my big hand around her arm and I’d drag her away.
    If she whinged abaaaht it on the way home I’d tell her to put a sock in it or I’ll put my cock in it.
    If she still couldn’t shut the fuck up, she’d get it up the arse.
    Merry Christmas.

    • Oh and after a good anal pounding, I’d dump her on Christmas Eve.
      Go fuck yourselves.

      • You are a real Gentleman, B&WC. I tip my hat to you, Sir. A lesser man would have dumped her on Christmas Day.

  23. We would all be sitting around in caves brushing each others hair if women had been in charge.

    • No we wouldn’t. We’d be extinct because the silly fuckers would have been too squeamish to kill anything fluffy or slimy and cold. We’d never have developed bigger brains because of a lack of meat protein and we’d have all fallen victim to Tyrannosaurus Rex’s …

  25. I recently watched Eden: Paradise Lost. What a great fucking scheme to teach feminists some humility! On an island and your only value to the group lies in your practical abilities revolving around food and shelter, and all your deluded feminist political theories of ‘equality’ count for absolutely fuck all. Cunts like this should be put into such a scenario for a year as re-eduction as to what life’s all about. Her ideals around all this made-up Lefty shite in her cossetted parochial existence, built and paid for by men, would be firmly shattered and the cunt would know what a useless puddle of period she truly is.

    If women build a castle they can put whatever books in the souvenir shop they choose, until then make me a brew and don’t burn the fucking coffee.

  26. Mansplaining. What a fucking cheek. They wander aimlessly for decades if not centuries not worrying their pretty little heads about anything except bedding the most affluent mate they can gold-dig, so they don’t have make a living for themselves, and then they get the vote and all hell breaks loose.

    This one of those loads of bollocks like multi-tasking … oh do fuck off. Multi-tasking; which in simple terms if I may `mansplain’ boils down to, doing lots of things half-arsed as opposed to doing one thing at a time but properly. I hope her hubby has an affair with a dizzy bint who loves anal, facials and being spit-roasted.

    • It would beat a tumble with Shelby, GGRF, that’s for sure. I Googled Shelby’s details and up popped a close up pic of her.

      Fuck me, she would give Tom Selleck a run in the top lip stubble stakes. No wonder she is an embittered feminazi, with such a hairy top lip and a fucking drip for a husband.

  27. Spot on! Just bear in mind, what goes round usually comes round, so here’s hoping for that self-satisfied little twat.

  28. New series next year…Little Miss Golddiggercunt
    Little Miss Cuntmuncher
    Little Miss Obesecunt
    Little Miss LeftyWhingercunt
    Mr Soycunt
    Mr Lipstickcunt
    Mr Stilettoscunt
    Mr Nodickcunt and Mr Dragcunt
    plus that old favourite.. Jeremy is Amazing ..Cunt

  29. So she`s in her twenties, studying for a PHD, albeit in a Mickey Mouse subject….but she`s reading Mr Men books ?

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