Congratulations to Jack who wins Dead Pool 149 by correctly predicting 1966 World cup striker Martin Peters would be next to pass away.Peters was 76 and had been suffering from Alzheimer’s for several years.
On to Deadpool 150
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.
2)You can pick up to 5 names each.It is first come first serve .You can always steal someone else’s names from a previous game like Black and White Cunt frequently does.
3)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
4)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.
My Picks (Shaun):
Eddie Van Halen
Gianluca Vialli
Leon Spinks
Genesis P-Orridge
Bill Turnbull
Freddie the frog picks:
Kirk Douglas
Vera Lynn
Pearl Carr
Henry Kissinger
Peter Sutcliffe
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Cuntflap picks:
David attenborough
Hrh the Queen
Jeremy corbyn
Dianne “fuck I’m fat” Abbot
Ed fucking sheerhan cunt cunt cunt.
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Giovanna Ralli
Rose West
Earl Cameron
Jimmy Carter
Little Richard
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JR Cuntley picks:
Prince Philip
James Randi
Cloris Leachman
Nichelle Nichols
Richard Wilson
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Technical difficulties resolved. Business as usual.
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Fell free to email me about how I resolve such an issue in future.Shaun
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Morning Shaun,
It was a simple cut and paste to a new post. No idea what was actually wrong.
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Nice work Jack.
Beverly Cleary
Raul Castro
Eileen Ash
Anne Buydens
Derek Fowlds.
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Stanley Baxter
Dickie Davies
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Bill Ward
Bang on Jack
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Vote leave
HRH The Duke if Edinburgh
The Labour party
Socialism
Jimmy Tarbuck
1
Willie Nelson
Richard Wayne Penniman (Little Richard) – stolen by that cunt Dick Fiddler, so Celine Dion instead
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Shane MacGowan (Pogues)
1
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Pierre Cardin
Stirling Moss
President Moduro of Venezuela
Barbara Windsor
0
Mikhail Gorbachev
Tony Britton
Ed Asner
Val Kilmer
Marsha Hunt
0
Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Prunella Scales
Cleo Laine
David Attenborough (still groaning on from the grave)
1
Michael Barratt
Olivia Newton John
Morris Perry
Geoffrey Palmer
Frank Windsor
1
Katie price
Sheridan smith
Paul whitehouse
Ozzy Osbourne
Beast of Bolsover(broken heart😊)
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George Lucas
Sheldon Adeleson
Pope Francis
Loretta Lynn
Alex Trebek
0
Rick Wakeman
Jimmy Page
Keef Richards
Stevie Wonder
Shirley Bassey
0
Jimmy Carter
Nobby Stiles
Alex Ferguson
June Brown
Bobby Charlton
0
Shirley Bassy
Jonah Lewis
Lional Blair
David Soul
Mick Jagger
0
Chuck Yeager
Joseph Kittinger
Joe Brown (singer)
Joe Brown (climber)
Buzz Aldrin
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Brigitte Bardot
June Spencer (Peggy in The Archers)
Patricia Greene (Jill in The Archers)
Max Baer Jr (Jethro bodine in The Beverly Hillbillies)
Frank Williams (Vicar in Dad’s Army)
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Bert Newton
Paul Hogan
Kamal
James Hong
Donald Rumsfeld
0
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Well put, Jack.
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Gah, the The Rt Hon Earl Opinionated Cunt has nabbed my Alex Ferguson. The Rt Hon Earl Thieving Cunt more like.
I’ll swap the purple-faced bastard for Roy Hudd instead.
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John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde
Well hit Jack…
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Jo Brand
Billy Connolly
Jimmy Car
Jamie Oliver
David Walliams
1
Emerson Fittipaldi
Honor Blackman
Roy Hattersley
Sue Pollard
Lee Majors
0
John McDonuts
Barmy Gardiner
SIR Keir Shitstabber
Shami Kickercuntin
Andy McDonalds
0
Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
Desmond Morris
Trevor Peacock
Pierre Cardin
Cleo Lane
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Owen Jones
Ash Sarkar
Lloyd Russell-Moyle
James OBrian
Leo Varadkar
All by firing squad.
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Nicola Sturgeon
Jess Phillips
Lady Nugee
Gina Miller
Vince Cable
Not very likely but fuck ’em, they’re all cunts and moaning old queens to boot.
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Des Lynam
Des O’Connor
Meatloaf
Nicholas Parsons
Tom Wilkinson
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