Joel Bennathan QC

Joel Bennathan QC….

Whilst all the finger-pointing goes on about Usman Khan’s release, I would like to nominate this ‘silk’ for a cunting. This man is the chief enabler of Khan’s release and much more besides.

You can read all about him, his legal talents, and some of the shit-heels he’s managed to set free here:

https://www.doughtystreet.co.uk/barristers/joel-bennathan-qc

The enemies of the good people can have many disguises.

Nominated by The Stained Gusset

55 thoughts on “Joel Bennathan QC

  1. After reading the other nom this morning, this is another legitimate target. Fuck me, this country is full of enemy collaborators, yet they’d be the first to start squealing should they be the recipients of 10″ of cold steel in their guts, or 50 nails at 8092m/s.

  2. Jeez Louise got half way down reading about the cunt and that was enough for the missus to stop eating her porridge (that needs a cunting, Porridge not the missus, although…..)and tell me to chill out and stop reading that that before I have a stroke.
    What a waste of an occupation.
    Just read Lammy wants to be leader of Labour Party.
    Who orders the taxi on this site again?

      • Lammy is a cunt, Lammy also has a law degree from Harvard I believe.

        So he knows what he’s talking about.

      • He knew someone, correction had a friend, correction had a close friend who died in the Grenfell fire.
        He thinks that the ERG are ‘worse than Nazis’
        He knows how work the expenses system.
        He thinks the UK is too white.

        He will be the odds on favourite with that CV.

      • Whoever wins the Labia leadership it’s a slam-dunk in five years time, they’re a fucking basket case. Every effnick they put up for interviews merely alienates them from their core vote.

  3. Look at the self-satisfied grin on this cunt’s face as if he’s clutching the arse of a young child. Probably went to prep school, probably was a fäg, probably did fox-hunting with the other dress-up pædös, probably does his summing up with a plug inserted, probably hangs around male toilets in Kings Cross pubs.

  4. I do see your point TSG,but I prefer to blame the Politicians who make the laws. Yes.what this fella does is pretty distasteful sometimes but what he’s doing is lawful,he’s not pulling some con-trick…he’s operating within the current guidelines.
    He is fucking good at his job and until Politicians tighten up the Laws he,and others, will continue to work within the parameters that the current legislation allows.

    Having said that…I have no doubt that he is a Cunt.

    • Parliament is full of lawyers Dick, the law is designed to trip up the average person so we are at the mercy of the legal system. Words can have a totally different definition in law. The mafia cottoned on to this and owned their own lawyers and politicians, they framed the law to suit them wherever possible.

      Law is for the guidance of the wise (rich cunts) and the obedience of fools (us cunts).

      • Quite agree.
        I suppose my point is that there will always be solicitors,barristers etc. who are prepared to defend the indefensible..from this one right the way down to one in some minor Magistrate’s Court who defends some smack-rat who robbed a Granny…they will do it because legislation allows them to do it. It just so happens that this particular Cunt is fucking good at doing his job.

      • PS Good luck suggesting that one of the foremost legal minds in the Country is probably that way inclined.

        LOL

      • Good Morning Sixdog,

        I have used that phrase twice in court when I have been in the dock on speeding charges, it goes down very well with the magistrates I find, especially if I omit the word cunt.

        I have slowed down a lot now and have a clean licence.

    • I wouldn’t disagree with you in principle, Mr Fiddler, & I did consider the point that the guy is pretty much using the law against itself. However, I do have to ask, would those two poor, if misguided, twenty-somethings be still alive & Usman ‘The Cunt’ Khan be still behind bars, if THIS cunt hadn’t earned a pretty penny out of setting him free.
      Reading about him & some of the other fuckers he’s enabled to be freed truly set me off thinking that his undoubted talents would be better used working for the CPS & putting the scum away instead of springing them from behind bars. Leave their defence to the incompetents.

      So, in short, his moral compass is obviously awry & I felt a cunting was well-earned & deserved.
      On the plus side, Usman did get shot fucking dead, so every cloud etc…

      • “So, in short, his moral compass is obviously awry & I felt a cunting was well-earned & deserved”….

        Perhaps he believes that he is doing the “moral” thing by defending, to the best of his ability, his client however repugnant the charge.
        Perhaps he believes that he is doing the “moral” thing by ensuring that his clients get the verdict which the Law allows…..

        Or,more likely, he’s just a greedy Cunt deserving of a well-earned Cunting

      • I think a cogent case could well be made for any of those options Dick, though personally, I would favour your very well-worded third choice.

      • Come clean Dick! Wasn’t this the cunt who successfully defended you that time your shotgun went off ‘accidentally’, injuring that Pîkey who was siphoning diesel from your tractor?
        He surely doesn’t come cheap?

      • My problem with it is that these cunts get legal aid, so enemies of the state get funded by the state whilst normal, indigenous, law-abiding people get told to fuck off and pay for themselves.

    • Thank you,Cuntflap I like to think that it is a better point than screaming like an hysterical child that he’s probably a fox-hunting P@e!!do….particularly after having to beg ,rather like Oliver Twist asking for more,Admin for another chance following a previous sortie into that territory…..extraordinary behaviour for such a self-acclaimed genius.

      • PS Good luck suggesting that one of the foremost legal minds in the Country is probably that way inclined.

        LOL

      • Yes the George Carman of ISAC came blundering in the other day with a post Mr F. Maybe you missed it. About JK Rowling and her support for transexuals. Only she wasn’t supportive of their position in fact quite the opposite she was critical. He wasn’t on top of his brief you could say. So revealing of the child-like impatience you identify in him.

  5. Serious crime doesn’t affect people like this from their gated mews properties and chauffeur driven Range Rovers.

    The only concern this made should have is the risk of a corn growing on his knob from all the cocksucking plaudits on his company website.

    I’m not one to wish misfortune on people, but this individual is ripe for a generous helping of karma.

  6. The name Bennathan sounds like the names Benjamin and Jonathan put together.

    Or Bethan of Headless Bethan…
    *runs away*

  7. I’ve heard of this cunt before he’s in with Clooney’s missus and her barrister chums . To me human rights lawyers are enemies of the state there aim is to interfere with government decision making and to subvert justice all the while making society less safe ,less fair and punishing the wrong people like ex servicemen and the police. Vermin.

  8. A fucking parasite on other people’s misfortune. Does this cunt care about his clients? Mostly not as they are pieces of shit. Care about his clients victims? Obviously not or he’d not use his big brain to try get his clients out of the shit they got themselves in.

    What does he care about? His reputation, his bank account and his assets.

    So fuck him, best I can hope for is he is one day faced with the reality of the victims he’s destroying justice for.

    • A few years ago before Fern suddenly realised she was actually quite fuckable, and started whoring herself out in little dresses etc. every time a camera beckoned (or “doing a Vorderman” as it’s known) I would have gladly given her a good seeing-to

      • I remember a young, slim Fern working for the local ITV South news in about ’85 or ’86 – highly fuckable she was.

      • Yep, she was definitely in my tommy tank “hall of shame” along with Lorraine Kelly (30+ years ago of course”

  9. He is undoubtedly a cunt however it’s not his fault. A barristers job is to see the law is applied appropriately and defend the scrotes and vagabonds the country is breeding. Personally I blame the legal system in the UK. That’s where the politicians come in. I’m hopeful that Priti and Boris will sort some of this crap out.

  10. I’d prefer to see something like the US justice system enforced here.

    You get sentenced for “life” in the UK it means something like ten years and then parole….in the US life means fucking LIFE most of the time.

    Somethings like law and order should not have financial considerations put first, we should invest in prison, keep the criminals where they belong and deport of the euro-trash crims back to where the fuck they come from…cunts.

    • This country is surrounded by islands that could be turned into prisons with relatively little outlay for security.

      • Put them on an offshore Scottish island surrounded by gunboats and launch supermarket waste across the waters for sustenance.

      • I wonder if we could drop them on Ireland. After all, we have their pikey filth, they can have our peaceful filth.

  11. Anyone else having doubts about this message from China in the little girl’s Christmas card? Her dad is a London “civil servant who specialises in criminal justice.” Well there’s a coincidence.
    I smell a rat. A big fat libtard rat.

    • Peter Humphrey was released in 2017 and is at home in Surrey, in an interview he states that prisoners worked for around £13 a month and earned points towards early release.

      So Tesco are now pulling through cards they probably knew were produced with prison labour as its suddenly public knowledge.

      I don’t know about Mr Humphrey but I was convinced I probably didn’t want to visit or live in China when they quashed the students with tanks many years ago.

      I’m not defending the Chinese but it’s their country and their rules so any cunt going there needs to be vigilant and not upset the authorities or their friends.

      People crying about cheap labour need to stop buying cheap shit, if it’s cheap then you can be sure that it’s been produced with cheap labour.

      I buy cheap shit through necessity at times and i don’t worry a fuck where it comes from or how it’s produced because I’m a western consumer.

      Tesco don’t give a shit either, they suppress prices by suppressing costs which means they like cheap labour and that extends to all their stock list from UK produced milk to Chinese made Christmas shite.

      China is socialist, it exploits capitalism for its own ends but any average human being in China is a resource of the state.

      Given most shit is made in China not buying Chinese shit us difficult but if anyone is feeling guilty feel free to boycott Chinese goods.

      The libtards will be hard pressed to argue the case as most of the cunts want us to adopt socialism.

  12. A degenerate parasite of the highest order.
    Break him on the wheel,the fifth columnist rat.

  13. Lawyers who keep people out of prison who then go on to commit acts of violence should be prosecuted as co-conspirators. See how many legal firms want to try and defend dodgy folk then.

  14. On that link in the nom, if you haven’t already, click on “terrorism” to see this motivated purely by money, greedy, morally bankrupt, shyster’s credentials in full.

    Hopefully with the EU court of human rights being kicked into touch as far as England is concerned blocking one of his legal boltholes, at some point in the near future and with the publicity regarding released terrorists on the up, this cunts world will become smaller and smaller, until the day he is so frightened of getting a thoroughly deserved stomping to death he won’t leave his gated town house.

  15. “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
    Shakespeare wrote it in 1598 (Henry VI, Part 2). He may have had a point.

  16. Anyone who has anything to do with releasing someone from prison with the surname Khan, as opposed to actively rounding them all up and slamming them INTO prison, is a cunt from the little man in the boat through to the back of the ovaries.

    Men with that name, that is. Chaka Khan gets a pass.

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