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The SNP

How fucking deluded are these cunts?

‘An SNP victory in the next Scottish Parliament election could give the party a “mandate for independence”, one of the party’s senior MSPs has claimed.

Alex Neil said winning the election in 2021 would potentially allow the SNP to begin independence negotiations.’

The election he refers to is for the Mickey Mouse asylum in Edinburgh, which is of zero consequence elsewhere.
Do these cunts realise that Scotland is not a viable economic unit?
Do they think the EU is just waiting for them to join and add to the begging bowl members?
Do they realise that the Euro favours strong economies at the expense of weaker ones?
Wouldn’t a ‘hard border’ be a problem? For them but not to us.
No more shipbuilding for the Royal Navy?
There is only so much whisky, haggis and shortbread you can export?
Can they maintain the volumes of skag that feed the inner city schemies?

Give the fuckers another ‘once in a lifetime’ referendum and let the rest of us vote on it as well. I am fucking sick of this minor fucking backwater and it’s delusions of grandeur.

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54 thoughts on “The SNP”

  1. Let them fuck off and dig their own hole…..as long as the rest of us don’t have to pay for it.

  2. The “ Scottish Government “ is nothing more than the equivalent of some local county council refuse collection committee and yet Sturgcunt ponces around the world like she’s the head of state of a major power. Give them their independence- the cunts will be begging to get back in once they realise the rest of the world doesn’t give a guck about them.

    I feel sorry for those decent pro Unionist Scots that have to put up with those SNP ratbags on a daily basis.

    • Thanks you. Yeah it’s a daily pain in the arsehole, listening to fellow (deluded, racist) scots.
      I only hope that the whole snp get blown up in one of their bus tours.
      I can’t stand the cunts, especially as its cost me splitting me up from my previous partner, falling completely out with one of my best friends.
      Sturgeon you fucking bitch…….Die!!
      and i really do mean that.

      • That’s the buckie mate. My dad is married to a fucking awful Scottish cunt. She has near enough cleaned him out money wise and mentally. In my opinion they are both a pair of fucking cunts. I will shed a tear when Billy Connolly croaks, but not my cunt of a so called father.

  3. An excellent cunting C.C.

    No-one has asked them what would they do about the England/Scotland border, would that be somewhere in the North Sea?

    Their MPs are scruffy cunts and their leader Ian Blackford is about as charming as a dog turd.

  4. Well i’ve got something good to say about the SNP. They’re not quite as useless and cuntish as the Lib Dumbs.
    Er…..that’s it.

    • Fuck me Freddie – you obviously have an incredibly sensitive pair of weighing scales!

  5. The Scotch Nazi Party can get to fuck. Cunts all round.. Having said that it wouldnt take them 3 years to untangle a 300 year marriage which the cunts in Parliament say is soooo impossible with a 40 year old one. Invite them all to westminster and blow the lot to kingdom come.

  6. Alot of Scots, and celts in general, have a lovely way with words and story telling in general. The romantic notion of it all,what with the kilts/mountains/lochs/whisky etc make i imagine, independence a tempting prospect. My maternal Grandad was a Scot.
    But Scots are not daft when it comes to cash which i believe is the reason they will never vote leave.
    Anyway its more fun just to blame ‘the bloody English’ for everything that goes wrong.
    Mind you that Ian Blackford is a mind numbingly boring cunt.

    • My maternal grandad likewise a Scot; great-great grandad turned up in Essex in 1806 from the Rhineland, rest of me is English, as far as I know.
      I also agree entirely with you re the dour fat scrote that is Ian Blackhole. Obnoxious bawbag.

  7. Let them have their 2nd ref, and if it swings for independence then fine, let them fuck off and fend for themselves, and that also means all Scottish MPs and Lords can fuck out of Westminster and keep out of what remains of UK affairs.

    • And the Beeb. If it wasn’t for all the Scottish droners and moaners on the Beeb, the airwaves would be silent

  8. I have two words for these rabid bastards, Barnett formula. Now fuck off. Also why don’t the English get a vote as to whether we want the fuckers. It’s an insignificant little place, population of about 5 million I think.

      • Unless they nick all the distilleries (not just whisky, but a large %age of UK gin is produced up there), and eco-friendly Scottish crude (oil).

  9. Indefensible. Horrible, divisive cunts. Eventually they’ll be seen through. I despise these cunts.

  10. Get Theresa May to negotiate the split. She’ll probably give them £39 b and let them carry on with an enhanced Barnet formula whilst letting them keep the £ ofcourse!

  11. My cellar still awaits the ginger cunt..
    Just give me twenty four hours with the steam bag.

    • I hope Bent Dennis doesn’t get jealous when you do the deed MPG. Speaking of which, if Justin B were to wander through your front door and reveal his peachy cheeks for your attention, does Dennis get to stay, watch, join in or get told to fuck off? I’m purely being nosey you understand.

      • Dennis and I are no fan of Bieber. A spoilt little Disney cunt with zero talent. I honestly think that president kranky of Jockland would have a tighter bum hole than that Bieber cunt.
        We are a team , Bent Dennis and I would welcome them both to our cellar with open arms. Then ask them if they would like to play a game.

      • Ive realised my mistake..
        It’s Krav that likes him innit. I do apologise MPG

  12. You won’t see a sensible comment from the SNP this side of a bottle of Buckfast!

  13. Sick of hearing from the cunts, the BBC has already been warned for over promoting SNP views, time the BBC gave an equal airing to all opinions, maybe starting with 17.4 million leave voters?

    Sturgeon is like the yappy little dog next door, barking to hear the sound of it’s own voice.

    She can fuck off.

  14. Wee Jimmy Krankie makes a total ass of herself poncing around the world as if she’s a major head of state when, in reality, the Scottish “ government “ is no more than a glorified county council. Cunts.

  15. These wankers recently introduced a minimum alcohol price in Jockland. I bet that went down well in Glasgow.
    Cunts.

    • Yeah, and then they wonder why sales for booze have dropped dramatically in Jockland (and thus tax revenues) while people take a trip across the border to England to stock up!

  16. I think that Scotland would be in a load of trouble economically and utterly dominated politically if its ‘independence within Europe’ dogma ever becomes a reality.
    Trouble is, there’s a lot of swivel-eyed haggis, mist and bagpipes types up there, and they’d all vote for a collection of fridge magnets if they had SNP colours glued on. All my Scots in-laws and friends despise them for the arse up they’ve made of running devolved issues.
    Bunch of complete cunts. I bet they’re desperate for a general election before the Alex Salmond trial shit hits the fan in the New Year.

  17. If they did go independent it would surely mean a redesign of the Union Flag?

    And would Scotland remain part of the Commonwealth, or would Madge just tell them to fuck off?

  18. Sturgeon also looks like the Downs Syndrome offspring of Jimmy Krankie and a Bay City Roller. Blackford is a fat cunt of a windbag and Salmond a sex pest. Cunts.

  19. I would give these cunts their referendum just to shut them up for a few months. If by some miracle they won, then good. Fuck off and see if the Krauts and Frogs want you.
    Bunch of dreamers.

  20. How is it possible to be “Independent” yet ruled by dictat by unelected Eurocrats? It certainly is not democracy and simply fits the visceral hatred the Scottish Nazi Party has for the English. Wee Krankie thinks ruling a county (not a typo) with barely the same population of Yorkshire would have the Gauleiters of the EUSSR running to get them to join and get started with the asset stripping to fuel the Fourth Reich.

  22. We voted for Brexit and ‘The people of Scotland’ (TM (c) Ian Blackford) voted to remain part of the UK, not the other way around, you noisy, anti English, anti democratic ungrateful cunts!

    So shut you big mouths, you cunts!

  23. Hate these Scottish Nazis with a passion they are revealing in the disruption they are causing in Westminster at the moment. The sooner there is a referendum to let them have their independence the better and let’s see how long they get on without our money.Their economy is as bad as Greece the EU won’t let them join the gravy train Nicola Sturgeon unelected in anything the mouth piece of the SNP wants a General Election ASAP before the Alex Salmond trial starts SNP Scottish Nazis fuck off

  24. I want an English Independence referendum and then a further one to monacco london.
    2 years for all the fannies to relocate and then shut the borders except for trade and holidays

  25. The SNP should be sectioned under the mental health legislation the policies do not stand up to economic scrutiny beggars belief, how the media does not pursue or analyse that, but is more interested in fermenting a polemic debate that just creates news in itself

  28. For pity’s sake! Don’t you realise some poor bugger has to saddle the lego haired krankie cunt?
    Oh the humanity!
    Get fucked.

  29. I’d love to go down on Mhairi Black, even though she is a self-professed nibbler of the furry floorcovering…

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