Suicide Squad [2]

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After two long years we finally have a hit on suicide squad.Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who correctly predicted that Belgian Paralympian Marieke Vervoot would be the first to top themselves.Vervoot was 40 and was euthanised today following a long and painful illness.

On to Suicide squad 2

The Rules:
Here are the rules:

1)As with the Deadpool it is first come first serve in terms of nominating picks.When a new round is triggered you can always be a cunt and steal someone else`s nominations.

2)Suicide means the deliberate ending of one`s life .This includes but is not strictly limited to: Jumping from a height, hanging self-inflicted gunshot wound, deliberate overdose jumping in front of a vehicle at high speed or going to Dignitas to ingest poison.Assisted suicides count yes.

3)Verification will be needed that your pick killed themselves.If it is reported suspected suicide that will do however there has to be a reason for the media reporting this i.e a note the person found hanging or found at the bottom of a bridge.No need to wait for the coroner’s report.In the cases of overdose if there is circumstantial evidence of a suicide note or like Kenneth Williams knowledge of suicidal feelings then it is presumed as such.The media rarely incorrectly reports suicide.If the original reports are wrong you still get the points as rounds are not reversible.

4)This game although comes under Deadpool on the tags it is an unrelated game.Therefore picks you have reserved on the Deadpool are not reserved on suicide squad and vice versa.

5)If one of your picks dies from natural causes or an accident or murder it does not count and you can`t replace them in such an event.

6)This is birdman`s idea so any criticisms can be directed in his direction.

7)No duplicates.

8)Nominees must be placed in this thread.Putting it on other threads does not count.

9)You can have 5 names each.

my picks (Shaun)

Clarke Carlisle
Paul Gascoigne
Vini Reilly
Kenny Sansom
Alex Pandolfo

53 thoughts on “Suicide Squad [2]”

    • I thought all the lads were behind the door..
      im struggling to keep up.. I’m still trying to get my nut around sly news and their economic ‘expert’.
      Now call me a cunt.. But my raveged mind could have swore blind that was a fella in a wig

  2. Julian Assange
    Ozzy Osbourne
    Sinead O’Connor
    Paris Jackson
    Adam Ant
    Bang on Shaun, you are the King Of Death.

    • I pity anyone he hangs around with! Always looking over shoulder for the Grim Reaper. Brrrr.

  6. Charlie Sheen
    Adam Deacon
    James David Thomas (That fat cunt from Towie)
    Aaron Lennon
    Tom Bradby

    • Come on Dick, the first two are only hopefuls surely?

      Don’t expect those two to do the decent “Adolf and Eva” thang!

      🤡🤡🤡

      • Well,tbh,it’s Jamie Oliver that I’m really hoping for out of the lot of them.
        The wicked Cunt.

        Evening,Reb.

  11. Raheem Sterling
    Jesy Nelson
    Jess Philips
    Rachel Maddow
    Richard Doubleday

    —-

    Name calling is hate!
    Hate leads to fear!
    Fear leads to the dark side!
    The dark side leads to Dignitas!

    #couldgiveafuck

  14. Roy Keane
    Huw Edwards
    Owen Jones the self loathing cunt
    Stephen fucking Fry
    Ronnie O Sullivan

  16. It’s weird to me, the dead pool topic is OK because who do you think will die.
    But a suicide one, someone taking their own life, I dunno. I feel weird about it.
    It makes me feel sad when someone chooses to takes their own life.

  17. Kevin Spacey
    Bill Cosby
    Anna Sourbreath
    Justin Bieber
    Lily Allen

    Go on fuckers, form a Death Cult called “Sun Children of the Planet Uranus”, make a suicide pact and date, purchase some cyanide, climb a mountain then feed each other the candy. Don’t forget to capture it all on film.

  18. To honour Belgium, and also the Low Cuntries in general, I append the following list. A tricky one, as most of the famous ones seem to be dead already.
    Feckin cheats.
    Blamby is included, because he’s a total arsehole, doesn’t know the meaning of the word “suicide”, and would probably try blaming it on someone else anyway. Also, re BeNeLux, Victor Lewis-Smith once said (during a programme on self-deliverance) that the place was so terminally dull, they all ought to be queueing up to off themselves.
    Ton Koopman
    Hermann van Limp Dishcloth RumpyPumpy
    Guy Verhofstadt
    Jean-Clod Druncker
    Duhvid Blamby.

  19. Lily Allen (Mong)
    Jodie Whittaker (when Doctor Who is axed)
    Lady Gaga
    Madogga
    Gina ‘Banana Gob’ Miller (on October 31st)

  20. Jack Osbourne (son of Ozzy)
    Philip Banning (former Welsh national athletics coach & convicted pee-dough)
    James Eagan Holmes (2012 mass killer at cinema in Aurora, Colorado)
    Russell Brand (alleged comedian)
    Demi Lovato (American singer / actress)

    • Substitute Ian Watkins (Lostprophets singer) for James Holmes, please (rule 5 seems to allow for subs unless nom has died as a result of an accident / is murdered / of natural causes).

  21. Prince Alfie (nailed on)
    Nigel Mansell
    Alistair Cuntball
    Oliver 05.00 Letwin
    Thundercunt

  22. Rolf Harris
    Gary Glitter
    Carrie Lam
    Joseph Kony
    Guy Verhofstadt (does auto erotic asphyxiation count?)

  23. Fuck me all the best ones are taken!
    What a list,what a delight!
    Thank you all and get bent.

  27. Kerry katona
    Ian Huntley
    Levy bellfield
    Tommy Robinson (they’ll say it’s suicide anyway)
    Prince andrew

  29. Jackson Galaxy (the cat whisperer guy)
    Phil Collins
    Geoffrey Rush
    Hillary Clinton
    Jim Carrey

  30. Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe
    Brendan Cox
    Chris Langham
    Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner
    Milo Yanniopoulos

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