A nomination for the man of today, otherwise known as a cuck.

This has been on a slow burn for me for a few months but recently I found that a close friend has been experiencing a similar problem with a few people he knows. These people have been friends for years, yet in light of events of recent times, seem to simply stop replying to texts or messages because you don’t share a political opinion (we both voted leave,) or you’ve mocked the Waitrose mums marching against Brexit, or you feel sympathy for old people because they get hit or pushed for wearing a MAGA hat, or you detest the BBC’s open hatred of anyone old, white and straight, the very cunts who pay the majority of the licence fee.

There’s no discussion; you’re simply beyond the pale. Sometimes you get a snide comment about how they’re now embarrassed to introduce you to their circle of trendy cunt mates they’ve started fraternising with, sometimes via a smug wife/ girlfriend with a well-paid public sector job, who wants her friends to be his friends, and his old mates can now get fucked.

No more pubs, it’s the wine bar and dinner parties for him.

Unfortunately, they’re actually the specimens with the bigger bollocks; a lot of these Jessies are simply not willing to even acknowledge your continued existence. It’s happened to me a few times in the past few years, but recently it seems very petty. The visit of Trump seems to have uncovered a lot of unthinking vitriol in people I thought more sensible.

While not defending Trump, I questioned the tactics and attitude of his critics in the establishment and during the protests in London.
Nowadays it seems this is enough to get you ostracised from certain circles of thirty-something know-betters, with that smug, condescending smirk they pull, or even more pathetic, a performed rictus of faux-disbelief, because they saw Afua Hirsch or Jess Philips do it on ‘Have I Got News For Cunts’, or they pretend to be fair-minded ‘liberal’ diplomats when really they’d love to see landowners set on fire. They’re murderously right-on, feral Left Soy Boys. They just cant say this stuff to someone four inches taller and four stone heavier than them. Something that ten years ago would be a point of heated but healthy debate, is now a disastrous moral and social faux-pas.

I wish they’d have the balls to tell me why they disagree and why I’m now worse than Hitler. I’d rather know where I stand with them, as men of my Dad and Grandad’s era used to. I’d rather be called a fascist than wonder what their problem is.

I know these people are posing as something they’re not and living the woke lie to impress some pretty but vapid and emotionally volatile bit of fanny who will end up cheating on them for a richer, older man with his bollocks swinging low, but functionally intact.

I feel sorry for their fucking kids.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Carson King, who raised millions of dollars for an Iowa Children’s Hospital, found himself publically ‘cancelled’, after a reporter dug up the fact that he tweeted ‘racist’ jokes when he was only 16-YEARS-OLD.

I’ve just read a story that perfectly sums up the left’s obsession with freedom of speech, and how it should only be free if you say the things that they agree with, rather than saying things that they disagree with. A young actress, Seyi Omooba (yes, she’s black), won the lead role in the stage version of ‘The Color Purple’. The next day, she was fired. Why was she fired? Because some self-important prod nose by the name of Aaron Lee Lambert, who happens to be starring in that other black play, Hamilton, Went back through FIVE YEARS of her tweets and found one in which she had quoted a verse from the bible to show how her Christian beliefs made it impossible for her to support gay people. Now personally, I don’t see how she’s done anything wrong. She’s broken no laws, she has never, as far as I know, physically attacked any gay people. As far as can see, all she’s done is break the Far Left commandment, “Thou Shalt Not Say Anything That Doth Not Support Shirtlifters”. Six months on, she’s suing on the grounds of religious discrimination. I don’t think she’ll win, but good luck to her anyway.

What’s wrong with not being a supporter of Gays? Where is the law that makes it illegal to be against homosexuality? There is nothing wrong with it, and there is no law. It’s called, ‘having an opinion’. Unfortunately for this young woman, her opinion goes against the world view of the business she unfortunately dreamed of entering and because of that, her career has ended before it’s begun, because she hasn’t had an audition in six months. All because some jumped up muppet actually spent several hours trawling through her tweets, and found one that went against the cult of leftism. What an utter cunt he is.

Some would say she shouldn’t have tweeted it. Maybe not. But we are supposed to live in a country that loves freedom speech. Freedom of speech should not be selective. We cannot have a situation where we express an opinion and then have our lives and careers ruined by a bunch of left wing nutcases, simply because they disagree with what we said.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

RORY STEWART (EX! -MP)

A very important cunting please for a very important little man, who has many important things to do (in case you haven’t cottoned on yet – he’s important) Yes 5 foot 2, eyes of blue, Rory Stewart is to stand down as an MP to become an “Independent” (that fucking word again!) candidate for London Mayor:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49931937

Mr Stewart, it will be recalled, is that little man who came from nowhere (soon to return there) as a Gerry Anderson-inspired Remainer puppet, as a would-be Conservative leader three short months ago. He is another “I’ll pretend I want a deal” bloke in the mould of Theresa May-Not. He soon got his marching orders, as he will no doubt will in the Mayoral contest – he isn’t black, he isn’t a woman, and he is a bit posh. No chance in Tower Hamlets.

Seriously, why is it that little men like to pretend they are big? Just as Lady Hilary Benn is the direct equivalent of Dominic Grieve, so is Rory to Gaylord Adonis – opposing parties, but with a great deal of self entitlement (and too much optimism)

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

I was a big fan of Electric Light Orchestra back in the Dark Ages of my youth and, when pissed, regularly shoved on headphones and “sang” along to my favorite track which was “Do You Want My Love”. This was long before karaoke was invented so it was just you, your drink-fuddled mind and Jeff Lynne and his mates blasting out fab stuff.

Anyway, as I was waiting at the traffic lights the other day, I became aware of a familiar tune I hadn´t heard in decades and then realized it was “Living Thing”, another brilliant stomper from ELO. But instead of that heavy rhythm and electrifying guitar magic that makes it impossible to stand still, this was a tinny, anaemic version that sounded as if it was being squeezed out of the voice boxes of adenoidal choirboys in a large, cold cathedral. The source was a cut-price carpet shop which had put a speaker outside blasting out this pitiful, criminal cover. I was tempted to kick it over, go in and set fire to the place for desecrating a great band.

Cover versions – fuck ´em, I say! Here´s a link to get your adrenalin flowing ISACers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Y-rfbzmgY

Nominated by Mr Polly

Ex-BBC director general Mark Thompson is getting antsy that the BBC isn’t able to mind-control the British public to sufficient degree thanks to alternative broadcasters, particularly Netflix and their ilk:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-49812965

The fucking cunt! Who the fuck does this controlling little Marxist twat think he is? Who the fuck does he think we are – mindless little automatons that need Big Brother beamed into our living rooms to make us behave like the tyrannical, lefty cuntrags that the Ministry of Truth decree is acceptable?

That organisation is basically already on everyone’s shitlist here. Let’s cheer the fact the worms that use the public broadcaster to further their self-righteous PC socialist agenda are squirming!

Nominated by ShagawotZ