Dead Pool [146]

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Congratulations to Dick de Pfeffel fox chaser-Fiddler who correctly predicted the backpacker murderer Ivan Milat would be next to die aged 74 from cancer.Lets hope the murdering Aussie cunt suffered!

On to Deadpool 146:

Rules:

1)Pick up to 5 famous cunts you think will die next.No duplicates allowed.First come first serve.Anyone who picks the world oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2)You can always steal other peoples nominations from previous rounds (like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My Picks (Shaun) :

Genesis P-Orridge
David Gulpilil
Gianluca Vialli
Pat Smullen
Frankie Banali

74 thoughts on “Dead Pool [146]”

  1. Fucking brilliant! Well done Mr Fiddler for bagging an absolute fucking bastard cunt. This also gives me an opportunity to nominate some really old cunts as I happen to be awake at this time of night. Yeah, I only care about winning…….who said I was Mother Teresa you wankers?
    Anyway…..

    Kirk Douglas
    Vera Lynn
    Olivia de Haviland
    Henry Kissinger
    Peter Sutcliffe.

    Ha ha, fuck you!

    • In the words of Freddie The Frog
      Anyone who picks Kirk Douglas is a complete cunt
      I rest my case .

  2. Daniel arap Moi (former Kenyan president)
    Kenneth Kaunda (former Zambian president)
    Irene Papas (Greek singer & actress e.g. Zorba the Greek, The Guns of Navarone)
    Hans Meyer (South African actor e.g. Hauptmann Franz Ulmann in TV version of Colditz)
    Sally Ann Howes (UK/USA actress & singer e.g.Truly Scrumptious in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)

  8. David Attenborough
    Alan Alda
    Felicity Kendall
    Alex Ferguson (cunt)
    Ken Clarke (total cunt)

    • Katie price
      Sheridan smith
      Harvey price
      Eric clapton
      Paul whitehouse
      Nice one Fiddler!👍

      • Back when she did Jonathan Creek, I’d happily have given Sheridan Smith one. She looked like she’d probably be quite mucky.

        Nowadays she’s looking a bit too council estate for my liking and I think she’s had a load fillers and botox done.

        Shame innit!

      • An Indian Malay crooner that’s made his career in Australia for over 60 years. Look up “Why are people so unkind”. He’s a favourite of the blue rinse set. Show me the man that hates Kamal and I’ll show you a total cunt.

      • I suspect he means Kamahl, an Australian based Tamil singer (real name Kandiah Kamalesvaran DOB 13/11/34), who used to be known as Kamal but appears to have got the hump at being called camel and changed the spelling (source Wikipedia).

  12. Giovanna Ralli
    Wavy Gravy
    Earl Cameron
    Jimmy Carter
    Little Richard

    Good Shot myself…as was Ivan Milat apparently.

  13. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissie Hynde

    Well bagged Mr F…

  14. Nice work Fiddler

    Raul Castro
    Anne Buydens
    Eileen Ash
    Lord Edwin Bramall
    Beverly Cleary

  16. Well done, Mr Fiddler.

    Olivia Newton John
    Frank Windsor
    Michael Barratt
    Jet Black
    Morris Perry

    • Gah, Technocunt has stolen my Alex Ferguson. Technothief, more like. I’ll have Phil Spector instead.

  23. William Shatner
    Kirk Douglas
    Neil Kinnock
    HRH Prince Phillip
    Bill Turnbull

    Well nominated Fiddler

  24. Nobby Stiles
    June Brown
    Joe Biden
    Bernie Sanders
    Prince Phillip

    • Bollocks, Phillip taken. Swap him for Ruth Bader Ginsburg instead.

  26. John Bercow
    Dominic Grieve
    Oliver Letwin
    Phil Hammond

    More of a wish list than a prediction.

  30. Angela Lansbury
    Gary Glitter
    Bob Barker
    Val Bisoglio (Danny from Quincy)
    Robert Duvall

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