Dead Pool (143)

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Congratulations to Chicken George who correctlty predicted that Cream drummer Ginger Baker would be next to conk out.Baker was 80 which was remarkable given his rock and roll lifestyle.Boris the Boilsucker also picked him but Chicken George was first so wins.

On to Deadpool 143

The rules:

1)Pick 5 cunts you think are on the way out.No duplicates allowed.Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2)It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples names like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

3) It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My picks (Shaun):

David Gulpilil
Juliette Kaplan
Douglas Hurd
Denis Goldberg
Roy Hattersley

76 thoughts on “Dead Pool (143)”

  3. Jeremy Cuntbyn
    Bonnie Greer
    Arthur Scargill
    Malcolm Mooney
    Renate Knaup-Kroetenschwanz

  4. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Diego Maradona
    Jimmy Carter
    Eve Marie Saint

    Drumstick for Chicken George.

  12. George Soros
    Richard Branson
    Elon Musk
    Greta Thunberg
    Baroness Hale

    More of a wish list to be honest

  13. Camilla Parker-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  14. That’s a bummer. I knew he was ill, but didn’t see this coming. Had a passing acquaintance with Ginger and Jack Bruce and I have played with Mayall. Sadly, Jack’s gone too. Cream were something. Just listen to Crossroads on the Wheels of Fire album. Phenomenal.

    Anyhow, here’s my five :

    Willie Nelson
    Richard Wayne Penniman (Little Richard)
    Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
    Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
    Shane MacGowan (Pogues)

  15. Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Pierre Cardin
    Stirling Moss
    President Moduro of Venezuela
    Barbara Windsor

  18. Daniel arap Moi former Kenyan president
    Kenneth Kaunda former Zambian president
    Cicely Tyson American former model & actress
    Geneviėve Page French actress e.g. El Cid, Belle de Jour, Grand Prix & others
    Jeannette Charles Queen Elizabeth II doppelgänger

    Apologies if I’ve nicked anybodies favourites. I don’t think I have but have only checked nominations from the last 3 pools.

  21. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissie Hynde

    Congrats George…

  22. Good shot, Georgey boy.

    My noms:

    Olivia Newton John
    Frank Windsor
    Jet Black
    Geoffrey Palmer
    Michael Barratt from 70s current affair programme, Nationwide.

  23. Yoko fucking Ono
    Some unspeakable cunt has nicked Danglebert Pimpledick.
    Ringo
    Nicolas Parsons
    Bercow
    Ken Clark

    Ginger was a cunt all his life but we will never see a better drummer.

  25. ‘Superstar’ Billy Graham
    Ric Flair
    Vince McMahon
    Jim Herd – former WCW president
    Ted Turner

  26. Apologies for the mis-spellings Cuntstable & dingly. Fat arthritic fingers playing up & tired eyes. 50+ years of one armed trouser snake wrestling must finally be catching up with me.

  27. Matthew Festing (ex-Prince and Grand Master of The Sovereign Military Order of Malta)
    Giovanna Ralli
    Wavy Gravy
    Earl Cameron
    Sir John Hall

    Good Shot, Chicken George.

    • Have to say I´ve never heard of any of them Mr F but I´ve added my own list of obscure nonentities further down.

  29. Fernando Henrique Cardoso
    Mario Vargas Llosa
    Paul Theroux
    Carlos Menem
    Alan Garcia

    All Latin American wankers except Theroux who is a gringo (wanker).

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