I would like to cunt those drivers who lose their rag behind the wheel.
I’m not just talking about a mild loss of temper here, but those knuckle draggers who are excessively foul-mouthed. Some even leap out of their cars threatening others with violence. Very often, as in the video clip below, this can be sparked off by a relatively minor issue but these cunts can go ballistic. One such incident happened a few miles from where I live earlier this week. I read about it in the local paper and it’s now made the National Press. I pissed myself laughing at the fat cunt involved and I’m sure you’d find it rewarding if you watch it:
Fuck off all road ragers.
Nominated by Bertie Blunt Ubercunt
Frustrating being on the road stick behind some old doddering geriatric
Or some dozy cow whos scared to go higher than 3rd gear,
Prone to odd hand gesture and use of horn i admit it, but get the feeling
Bertie your probably the bleeding cause of road rage and enjoy it!
Nicely cunted Bertie!✔😁
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Nothing like winding your window down and calling a fellow road user a fucking CUNT!!!! Really makes my day sometimes
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My lad and I have ruined many people’s years let alone their day with some of our wound down transit window rants. All of it deserved, and certainly cheers us up.
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He drives a Nazi VW that’s what happens the German arrogance is sewn into the seats and seeps up through the drivers arsehole and turns you nazi from the inside out.
But Roadrage cunts in general need to be picked up by one of them front loading skip trucks tipped into the back and crushed and dumped waste of space fuckers.
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Tomorrow ze vurld….
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have you had the recall for the non-functioning indicators?
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(It’s to make quite sure they’re non-functioning.)
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Have you invaded Poland yet?
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Speaking of which today is the 80th anniversary of the outbreak of World War ll. Just be grateful little old wimmin like Dominic Grieve and Dame Keir Starmer were not there otherwise we would all be speaking German and there would be the smell of two pairs of Y Fronts with shit in them
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I have but I didn’t know which way to turn.
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If you wake up and see the Merkelsau in the mirror, boy, you really HAVE got problems…
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At least we know who ate all the pies. It looks as if Big Daddy has risen from the grave.
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Brilliant T shirt the fat fucker’s wearing though.
Available from your local Volkswagen Audi Group dealer no doubt…
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Reminds me of the picture of a German WW2 soldier on a BMW:
“BMW: making adventure bikes since 1940”
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Can’t agree,Bertie. I’m terrible for it,
A few years ago I was driving the pickup with a trailer full of sheep back from the mart when the clutch cable snapped coming up to a roundabout. Some rep.-type in a suit behind me decided to put his hand on his horn. As I got out the pickup he was giving it the gobful and I gave him it back. He continued to call me a Cunt so I walked towards his car…he wound the window up and locked the doors….just as I thought,he was a gobby shit incapable of backing it up…probably a terror to the office-junior but just a weak little paper-clip warrior at heart. I walked up to the car,tapped om the window and asked him to get out….gobshite was as white as a sheet and strangely silent..couldn’t even look me in the eye. I laughed at him and said “thought so”,walked back to the pickup as he shoot off at about 90mph,probably sitting in a pile of his own shite.
Forced the pickup gearstick into third and got it shifted to somewhere safe while office-type probably went home and gave his partner a backhander foo not having his dinner ready and plotted how to get his “clever” but pigeon-hearted revenge on nasty farmers.
Fuck Off.
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You’ve an excuse there Dick. That was extreme provocation. I wouldn’t call you a road rager – more a road reactor.
It takes a lot to stir a normally mild mannered gentleman such as yourself into action.
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Big Oaf called the coach driver scum and said his car was worth 40grand!
Sorry Big Oaf but you were ripped off,40k for that golden bag of shite?
Thats a p@kis car that is, anyway you spend that in McDonald’s in a year!
Youd come up to my van door like Ten men youd have the choice of a size 13 steel toecap in the teeth or a rather fetching snarling akita necklace.
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Ffs, spend more time in moderation than do posting.
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Good Morning
I accept the fact I am not a terribly good driver and therefore happy to give way and try and keep an eye out for the unexpected. I use to drive about 35K a year down to 25K now as I ease towards retirement.
What really fucks me off is when you let someone out or give way or something and they don’t acknowledge the fact, then they get a cherry wave of the two fingered variety.
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I’ve found it best to stay calm under all circumstances. Even when the inevitable woman driver pulls out in front of you or that Audi driver who thinks it the law not to signal on roundabouts.
You only end up feeling shit yourself after a rant.
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The guy in the clip was an absolute cunt, just pull in and let the bus go through.
To many cunts in this world, there seems to a lack of common sense at all levels.
I guess we will be on Brexit very soon but here is a question.
I the traitors in parliament vote to make it impossible to leave without a deal and then the EU refuse to give an extension ……
Either take the EU deal or revoke A50, the cunts will have us over a barrel.
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Im surprised they fat ugly cunt could clamber out of his car for a rant, imagine what his blood pressure must have been like, still on the up side he burned off some caleries, the silly fat twat…
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A few months ago, driving in a 30mph section of dual carriageway, a dindu nuffins in 50p worth of battered BMW decided to try and undertake me, put on his indicator and swerve across the front of my car.
Of course I tooted the cunt for his gibbon-esque driving technique. He then raised the obligatory rock-ape middle digit then decided that a needless succession of emergency stops in front of me would teach old whitey a lesson.
What he didn’t bargain for was a set of traffic lights on red ahead of him and a seriously pissed off, hulking, but normally fair mannered Maskinback behind him.
The cunt skulked into his seat whilst your faithful narrator Maskinback tried to pull his driver’s door handle off to get to the cunt to kill him. A have never seen fear like it in someone’s eyes. I swear I smelt the shit oozing from his bung hole.
Well he tried to drive away but didn’t realise the car in front was stationary. Smacked into the back of a new Range Rover piloted by a pair of pikeys.
I offered the pikeys my number as an insurance witness and left the three of them battling on the road.
Ho ho ho! The cunt.
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Sweet fucking revenge. Cunts that think they’re being clever braking hard in front of you are an especially detestable form of pond scum.
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I love a story with a happy ending
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When I get old and start driving like a dithering old cunt (15mph in a 30 zone as seems to be common) I’ve asked my son to put a bullet in the back of my head. Kinder for everyone I think.
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The fat cunt probably got a tongue-lashing from his wife that morning, didn’t dare say a word and was looking to take it out on someone.
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I had a little road rage incident a couple of months ago,
Mrs B was parking up outside the house and a van with 3 blokes in it drove at her quite fast braked and did a bit of hand waving.
Any way Mrs B called me out, I politely asked them if there was a problem and the driver said no, I’m cool he is cool, he turns to one of the guys in the van and says Picka (pronounced pitch-ka).
I totally lost it, He had just called me a cunt in Polish (same in croat), He was pretty shocked too to have and English man raging at him in serbo Croat “Saying what did you just call me you mothers cunt!”.
Yes it all went down hill from there and he drove off at speed.
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I laugh how the bus driver is so cool about having his picture taken hehe.
I wonder if in the future they will be no vehicles at all, and everyone will teleport to places like in star trek.
Although, there might end up with teleport rage.
“You teleported in my space, ya can of can’t!”
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************. Latest on the story. ************
The fat twat in the story has now been named as “ Martin Weaver”, which he’s not very happy about. His comment below will not surprise anyone. . . . . .
He said: ‘They put my number plate all over the press. That’s completely wrong and I think it’s against my human rights.’
Martin has challenged MNC to five x three minute rounds. My money is for MNC to take him out in one.
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Take him out, Bertie? On date?
That fella looks as though he could eat the bus! :-p
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Afternoon Spoony. Yeh, I would imagine a family day out at McDonalds would cost him the equivalent of a gastric band op!
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Hahaha!
Afternoon, Bertie. I hope you and Percy are well.
If I could I’d teleport Percy a cuttlefish bone.
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I think you’ll have to change your username to Kirk or Spock with this interest you have in teleporting.
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Hehe one day perhaps. I’ll stick with spoonington for now. 🙂
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The dude in the photo looks a hell of a lot like the “demon” in Leagon. Just needs the yellow eyes :0
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