Nicholas Soames MP

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Invariably described as ‘Winston Churchill’s Grandson’ as if that fortunate slice of nepotism alone were enough to confirm his stature.

After decades in The House, I’m dubious as to whether any of the many PMs he has served have ever deemed him worthy of ministerial office and so he festers on the backbenches for eternity.

Bunter is a blustering fat oaf who repeatedly denies the validity of the Referendum, splutters his way indignantly through interviews and is no doubt polishing off a ten course meal with his chums at Guardian TV like Jon Snowflake as I write.

He’s allegedly mates with Big Ears (that says it all) and I seem to recall his frisky ways was once described by a young wench as “like having a double wardrobe fall over on me…..with the key still left in it”

Nominated by Isaac Hunt

36 thoughts on “Nicholas Soames MP”

  1. I heard that “Churchill” comment on Radio 4. What a load of fucking shite – as if that makes any difference. He’s a cunt and that’s all that matters.

    • Indeed. Just because his grandad was a great man doesnt mean this sack of shites worth a bullet!
      Hes a traitor and thats all that counts for me, hit the bricks Nicholas your not helping matters.

    • Winston will be turning in his grave.

      Thank Christ we didn’t have this shower of shit in Parliament in 1939… we’d of hands our hands up surrendering before Adolf even offered us terms.

  2. I remember when my dad called him a fucking fat tory cunt to his face when he was mp for crawley…….. Quite funny

  3. Sir Winston has been dead 54 years. By the look of him so has Nick, but seriously in politics: Tony Benn’s son, Neil Kinnock’s son, Keith Vaz (old vaseline arse) sister. Mr. Balls wife (Sugartits) still there.

    For the few not the many nepotism lives. At least the poofters will not be donating any offspring.

    All 21 bastards last night were warned what would happen to them, so that trhey chose to commit suicide (politically) is squarely down to them

      • The long time Labour cunt MP where I live in the North East – like most of the North East being Labour, for no fucking good reason for the last 25yrs – was an incumbent for decades.

        When he was thinking of retirement he then started to parade his daughter around at rallies, conventions, etc., and when he made the decision that he would be standing down at the next election – and you’ll be surprised at this – he put forward that his daughter would be the ideal (leach) to replace him.

        Well of course she got in. Paint a dog turd red and that would get in too.

        The whole of parliament needs to be reorganised – both houses – because the stale system we have now is a fucking disgrace.

        In fact we’d be better off with a pure monarchy model – whether good Queen Bess or the hated John – it’s still better than the bunch of self-serving bastards we have now!

        In order to reform both houses we immediately have to put a stop to “school to parliament” twats (like most of them in there now, across both houses) whereby you can only become an MP after a minimum of 5yrs in a non governmental role.

        Lawyers, barristers and solicitors would also be excluded (like a lot of the fuckers are in parliament now). The legal profession is a good money making exercise as it is, so wanting to be both an MP and a legal eagle basically tells me you want the smarts to get away with something further down the line – isn’t that right Tony fucking Blair!

        You can only stand for seats where you actually fucking live, and have lived – again – for a minimum of 5yrs.

        Phoney B. Liar represented the safe Labour seat of Sedgefield. During his premiership he spent 1 day a month there to hear his (carefully selected) constituent’s questions – which was about the same amount of time he spent there prior to it! The cunt was a Westminster twat through and through.

        The Lords can be disbanded in favour of a two representatives per county model. The people within the county boundaries vote for them, and no former MP or representative are eligible for election.

        They would be voted for at the same time as a general election and their tenure would be for the duration of that parliament, whether that be 5 years or 5 weeks. No more life peers.

        The reformed “Lords” – or “Representatives” – sole function being be to ensure that the MPs within their boundaries are serving the interests of their counties and constituents and not their own interests, nor the Westminster bubble’s!

        If in agreement, and with justifiable cause, the two “Representatives” can agree to dissolve the tenure of any MP deviating from this mandate.

        This is important because most MPs in safe LabCon seats are harder to get rid of than old dog shit on a white carpet (and are about as popular), and therefore could give a fuck outside of polishing green leather in Cuntminster!

        By the people, for the people.

        Fuck parliament and all the cunts therein!

        Cunts!

      • Come on mods!

        Nothing above is untruthful or contentious!

        Just more Rebel gold! 🤡

      • Problem with the RWAC is it all makes perfect sense!!
        It’s an unbelievable state of affairs that the ambition of so few can thwart the wishes of so many …..
        both houses need a clear out!!
        Why is the House of Lords infested with liberals? It’s the UKs very own backstop…….

      • Good post. I’d take skight issue with the no-lawyers call, though. Whatever gets through Parliament has to actually be legal and I regret to say this would be very hard to do without trained lawyers. Perhaps the solution would be to expand the Law Lords slightly. My bitch is with the very common career path via an Oxford degree in Politics, Philosophy and Economics (PPE) taken by cunts who plan to become MPs. There is little evidence thereafter that they have learned any of the three subjects, and this route ensures that they have been indoctrinated with a single ideology. I’d like to see a lot more from the University of Life, with degrees in Ducking and Weaving. And proper science and engineering degrees too.

      • The judiciary is separate to the state.

        They can be responsible for the legalese, parliament responsible for the sentiment.

        Again, fuck all we could do about this until UK law is sacrosanct again.

  4. Chiurchill would turn in his grave at the antics of his grandson.

    It also infuriates me that some Remainers see Churchill as having been one of them. That’s s historical misreading. Churchill was in favour of the Coal and Steel Community but did not believe that the UK should be a full member of it. British independence was vitally important to him. De Gaulle knew this too. That’s why he vetoed us and said that the UK would always chose the open seas over Europe.

    • Nobody on the BBC noted the irony of Soames turning on his own government (for the first time, he said on Wireless 4) on the 80th anniversary of the outbreak of World War ll. On the same show, World @ 1 somebody referred to Ken Clarke as a “national treasure” and the silly bitch wasn’t joking.

      • National treasure?
        Like treasure he should be buried 10ft down on a remote sandy beach.

        Oops! Almost forgot, ..The cunt!!!

  6. Get rid of the traitor the sooner the better Fat twat privileged wanker 36 years an MP doubt He’s done a days work in His entire life.

  7. Just heard this cocksucker announcing he won’t be standing at the next election. Of course you won’t cunt, you know you’ll get your disloyal arse kicked out. Fuck off and don’t come back shithead.

    • Fatty Soames is looking forward to his preordained seat in the House of Cunts (aka Lords).

    • You’ve gone all Antipodean on us Dick!
      The Spectator has an interesting article on a possible way ahead.
      The numbers of Remainers to Brexiteers in the House of Lords was about equal at the time of the referendum. Now it is heavily weighted with Remainers. Boris could take the step of packing the Lords with Brexiteers. The following is an extract. . . . . .

      “The appointment of 500 lords could allow Parliament to prevent the passing of a bill prohibiting ‘no deal’. The result will be that a general election must follow. Under our constitution that is how irreconcilable differences in Parliament should be settled. It is only necessary because of the shameless refusal of the Labour party to vote in favour of an election until it has forced through a bill intended to wreck Brexit.”

      • Have to watch foreign news channels to get an unbiased view these days, Bertie.
        After all the slagging that I’ve given the House of Lords in the past, it’ll be humble pie on the menu at Fiddler Towers if they put a stop to the Great Betrayal.

      • Connected in a way but it’s always puzzled me as to why so many of our convicted cousins contribute to this site. Are they just intruding on private grief or are they ex pats who are thinking of returning home? You’d think they had enough shit going on in their own neck of the woods.

  9. These days, he look like all of the hot air has been let out of him.

    Distinctly deflated.

    Actually, scratch that. There is still PLENTY of hot air left in the silly old fart given what comes out of his stuck up, clueless pie hole.

  10. It’s no use unfortunately…
    Get rid of this mummified cunt only to find a legion of the same ready to take his place.
    Fucking panto of cunts.

  11. The only good thing Soames has done during his many, many years in parliament, was to continually wind up John Prescott when Prescott was Bliar’s DPM. Every time Prescott entered the commons, Soames would reference Prescott’s previous employment as a ship’s steward by shouting, “Gin and tonic please waiter”. Somewhat elitist, I know. But it burned Prescott to a crisp every time. Other than that, Soames is a cunt.

  12. I’m really glad bojo kicked those quisling cunts into touch! , the old hunchback used to let them get away with their remain bollocks as she Is one herself..
    Hearing the endless bleating from the self titled “rebel alliance “ ? Listen cunts it’s not Star Wars! And you are definitely not the heroes! I saw some sack of remain faeces complaining about Johnson’s sacking of EU shill soames, apparently he was “ outraged “ at this lack of “ democracy “ remain cunts need to read a dictionary and stop using those 2 words immediately! Especially when repeatedly used incorrectly…….
    And finally , I don’t give a flying fucking that honey monster soames is winstone Churchill’s Grandson!! What the fuck has that got to do with anything ?
    Remain cunts who needs em ……,

  13. All politicians are cunts. Apart of course from the sainted Nigel and his band of followers.

  14. General Election please as soon as possible Let’s get rid of these remainers ASAP Corbyn is like a scared chicken he knows Labour cannot win
    “Labour We Are The Government in Waiting”
    What a fucking joke bring it on chickens

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