May I nominate ‘Woke’ EastEnders who have stepped up their BBC bullshit over the last few weeks.
Not only did they have a ‘pride’ episode a week or so ago but the jewel in their progressive crown is to come as murderer Bobby Beale will covert to the religion of piss as he turns “his life around and becomes a valuable member of the community.” Those aren’t my words but those of a Muslim charity who are working with scriptwriters on the story.
EastEnders showing Bobby Beale’s conversion to Islam is not just brave, it’s crucial
I don’t watch much on telly and EastEnders is a big no no in my living room but surely people must be waking up to the so called progressive values being rammed down their throats?
Apparently Muslims are poorly betrayed in the media. The metro “journo” used the drama series ‘Three Girls’ as an example, which as I understand was about the Muslim grooming gangs and the subsequent cover up. None of the mainstream media companies would even allow you to comment or to air an opinion about Islam. Ever.
If you want people to see Islam as something better than it is then reform, stop worshipping a Paedo and take a fucking bath.
Having said all this I can’t wait for next year’s EastEnders pride episode. Could be explosive. The whodunit might be crap. It was the white bloke in a suicide vest in the Queen Vic. Hardly fucking Cluedo is it?
Nominated by Itchen Cunt
I was at the BBC “Countryfile Live” event over the weekend (not my idea, but Lady C likes all that crap). Had to go and see some talk by a wine “expert” – a washed up old has-been called Oz Clarke. He was certainly putting the cunt in Countryfile. Banging on about climate change – another example of the BBC pushing their agenda down people’s throats at every opportunity. The only thing missing was a goat-fuckers stand somewhere (although I may have missed it).
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Meant to say – excellent cunting by the way – and fucking unbelievable that this shit is on mainstream TV.
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Cor blimey guv’nor.
Imagine if this had happened to Benny from Crossroads – “O’ve just strapped onnnn de suicoide vest ma’am” or JR Ewing, “Sue-Ellen, y’aint never gonna get custody o’ ma son. The fyooture o’ this company is little Abdulla Ewing.”
Flying horses and almighty fairies? Cor blimey Mustapha, wind yer neck in.
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“Are you a NED ?
Slime needs YOU for the Great Struggle.
Hurry down to your local mosk, and grab a goat.
Usual T&Cs apply; ‘Collateral Damage’ may mean self-detonation.
Alan’s Snackbar !”
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Anyone ‘woke’ is by definition an arsehole. It seems fashionable to have certain views amongst the mongs who think they are superior to the common herd. Pro-EU, pro-unlimited immigration, pro-SNP, pro-LGBT and pro-Islam. Managing to hold the last two opinions involves the most convoluted doublethink imaginable.
Ostentatious concern about climate change is an absolute must for today’s ‘woke’ celebrity. Anyone see that Google conference on Sicily that apparently had 114 private jets, a carbon footprint of 800 tonnes and cost in excess of $20million. Imagine how many trees could have been planted with that money. That wanker Harry Hewitt must have a carbon footprint bigger than fucking Luxembourg.
Coincidentally, I published this not-at-all-sarcastic guide for the would be expert…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2019/08/06/how-to-be-an-expert/
And by the way Markle, I have solar panels on my house WHICH I PAID FOR MYSELF. How many on your taxpayer-funded ‘cottage,’ you vacuous bint?
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Perhaps Mr. Hewitt and Ms. Merpel might be the first people to die in an exploding EV; I should think Prospective Fault Currents would be shockingly high.
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Wank Enders has been used to highlight libtard shit for years. Who can forget or remember for that matter the hiv storyline way back in the mists of mistruth. The resident Gaylord was feeling out of sorts must be hiv, no it was a degenerative neurological condition guess who copped for the nasty, straight manly Mark Fowler; this at a time when half the population thought that icebergs were the cause of the illness. The program has always tried to be on whatever message is current and in most cases cuntable; when it started back in the 80s the program was a laugh but that was mainly due to the members of the tight knit community all having different London accents. If the albbc want to be really right on they should bury the shit in a fucking big hole and create a new serial Chittagong on Thames with loads of benefit fraud, dodgy elections and suicide bomber schools
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Utter shit, watched by sheep.
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Baaahh! Alright, I own up to having a curly coat and horns but it’s only because Mrs B watches it.
What fuckin’ puerile nonsense will we get next?
Butch Phil Mitchell converting to the Gayness after having his head turned in the Queen Vic by MPG filling in as an extra?
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Needless to say Mrs Boggs watches this horseshit. Even she isn’t taken in by that particular story. She was talking about in with one of her friends the other day. “Let’s just hope the poor little bleeder had the operation when he was born” this very physical woman said to Mrs. B. Mrs. Boggs seems to think the character will turn into a suicide bomber. Let’s hope if he is, he discharges his bomb on an occasion when the whole cast are in one pace to celebrate another wrong side of the blanket birth.
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You can’t deny it’s a hive of activity though. More happens in a week in this little square than has happened in 5 years where I live.
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Angie: Den, Ah’ve ‘ad enuff. I wan a divorce.
Den: Listen Ange, ah loves ya. But I gotta ‘ave my ovver women. My ‘areem.
Angie: But Den! Your beard looks shit and you ain’t showering no more.
Den: Is this becoz Ah’m a carpet-kisser?
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‘Stenders? Pfft. There is no greater pile of televisual shite, this ironically being the prized jewell in the Al Beeba’s ‘woke’ crown of complete wankery.
The plotlines, along with the accents are as far fetched as a turd from Syria. It all started with the two arsehole acrobats eating each others faces on screen.
Roly the poodle could out-act most of the cast. This is what the producers recognised early on. Ethel and ‘my’ Willie the pug dog left for a new start in adult entertainment. The whiff of SJW pervades Eastenders like the fragrance of a firm but creamy dog turd imprinted into the pattern on the sole of your shoe.
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Eastcunters has been shite from the first episode. Who can forget that depressive cunt Mark Fowler, his shouty and aggressive mum and miserable old bag of bones of a grandmother. And the Mitchel “ bruvverrs” should have been put out of their misery 30 years ago. Not watched this shit since 1985 and but I might tune in to watch if the Queen Vic is blown up by a white mong goat fucking convert. That would be entertaining except the Libtard Al-Beeb won’t allow it to happen and no doubt the Goat Fucking Pissful will become a beacon of Libtardism, welcoming the local gay pride march.
Fuck off cunts.
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Good Morning
I spent the first 20 years of my working life based In Hackney selling to manufacturing industry in the area . The humour of the local population and the strokes that were pulled gave me some of the funniest moments of my working life. It was during this period that Eastenders came on and I just didn’t recognise it as a portrayal of the East End. A more miserable bunch of gits ,it would be difficult to find. I have only caught glimpses of it now but it hasn’t improved. Someof the production people have beemoved over to The Archers on Wireless 4 and that is going the same way.
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When Mrs Boggs and me first got married we only had radio and she had Mrs Dale’s Diary on every day – that didn’t matter because it only went out during the day on weekdays. Even the early TV serials were just twice a week but now they are on every fucking evening and Emmerdale Farm and Coronation Street are on twice in one evening some nights. Not so bad in the summer when I can go to my workshop but when the fucking clocks go back it drives me mad. Total utter shit all of them.
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‘Its Business’, Its Faamly’, no its all bollocks!
To quote a well known cunter
Fuck Off!
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Remember when they celebrated Dwali. It’s propaganda, useless cunts.
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Thanks for the heads-up Itchen Cunt.
I’ve never watched EastEnders but have long assumed it to be a vehicle for social engineering. Even the wife won’t touch it, nuff said.
In other news, I see Stacy Dooley (she of Lammy ‘white saviour’ fame) is in trouble again for daring to tell it like it is. The ABBC censored part of her Panorama report last night because it equated ISIS with Islam…
CUNTS.
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To be more precise, that should read: “appeared to equate ISIS with Islam…”
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It’s too late RTC. The writ has already gone in!
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That’s backfired spectacularly as Al-Beeb have for some time been linging up Stacy Dooley as the new poster girl for ‘ishoo’ type programs.
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Eastbenders need a new pantomime villain to draw out the essential virtues of the peaceful character. May I suggest a loud , aggressive American gentleman with orange skin and a funny combover? He can be very rich, he owns half the square, and a nasty character whom everyone hates. But he is gradually won over by the essential goodness of the peaceful character. By the time he returns to America Eastbenders is full of peacefuls and knobjockeys living harmoniously together in a continual struggle to adopt veganism and reduce their carbon footprint while welcoming gender fluid and transitioning characters into the community. Just like real life innit?
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I don’t see many Wokes or Extinction Rebellion or LGBT cunts in the Middle East or China! I wonder why?
These cunts stir up shit here because “It’s my right in a democratic country!”, but they don’t have the balls/tits to protest in the very places where this shit is at its most draconian, not least pollution and the support/expansion of Christianity!
Pity the BBC can’t produce a soap called “Islamenders” and broadcast it in Saudi Arabia, with storylines of disgraced goat herders turning to Christianity. But again: never gonna happen because they’re too shit scared to upset the fucking apple cart!
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Didn’t realise Eastenders was still on.
Depressing shit made by cunts.
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Excellent cunting. It sounds like another piece of BBC ‘mud slimes are peaceful and don’t blow up people’ bullshit. On a side note, I have the severe misfortune to find myself marooned in the wastelands of Lincolnshire but this little piece brightened my day – not. Thank God I don’t have any children of school age.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-49204762
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Interesting. So people don’t hate peacefuls because they are brainwashed, mad cunts. No, it’s because they “don’t understand.” So we get them to understand by making them dress up as peacefuls?
Well I don’t understand women so shall I dress up as a…………wait a minute………I haven’t thought this through have I ?
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I was going to give this a nom.
Presumably muslims will also be going headscarf-free to understand what it’s like to be a Briton? No? Funny that.
Look at these two complete contradictions in the article, these twats don’t know if they’re coming or going:
…”will help non-Muslim children learn more about what it is like to wear a hijab, and the reasons behind it”
””They would see it’s just a piece of cloth covering our heads. It would be a big step to letting people know it’s just a headscarf – nothing else,”
Yeah now I am confused. So is there a reason for it or not, and why should we particularly give a shit either way? If it’s part of your religion it’s YOUR religion not ours. And if it’s not then stop treating it like a sacred cow you fucking desert retards.
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I am sure I heard an Iman say a while back that there is nothing in the Koran that requires burkhas or hijabs to be worn by women?
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No there’s not it’s just ‘cultural’.
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Wouldn’t Dame Keir Starmer look lovely in one of those things 🙂
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He’d look even better with a plastic bag over his head, tied of course.
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Also, a large citrus fruit, gas mask, waders, oilskins and tights…
Hanging upside down in his hall cupboard.
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Says sometimes when she wears The Rag that she doesn’t feel part of da communidee…
a) It’s YOUR fucking problem, not ours. Take some responsibility for believing in a load of medieval bullshit.
Peersonally, I would not try taking on the “Lincolnshire (non-slimy) Sisterhood”; you might get a very nasty shock.
b) Perhaps go to a slimy cuntry where you would fit in. However, I guess that if you disagree with anyone over there, you might just get stoned or raped, which takes us back to point a.
The BBC is just a very sick joke.
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Fuck the Peaceful’s and their antique faith of barbarism. Why the fuck did our “ wise” political class allow hundreds of thousands of benighted third world primitives set up in this country where they could resent and hate us from within our own borders? Now even tv programmes have to be distorted just to make these fuckers feel at home in the country they have invaded and refuse to respect.
Rant over.
Fuck off.
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Seen it once. It could use a string of old Luftwaffe bombs next to a gas terminal going off when the local petrol station is being resupplied. Boomsie, problem solved.
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It would be even better if it was on the 5/11 which were not allowed to have here anymore, grumble.
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Many people have been converted to Isam.
Even those Irish twins who appeared on X Factor converted and then left to fight with Isis.
Jihad-ward….
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For those that don’t necessarily follow X-factor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU311_9F4P0
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The inspiration for My Lovely Horse ??
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Fucking class JR.
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Brilliant! Don’t forget your coat JR.
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Albibi’s agenda is no longer uncertain in any way. Their goal is the islamisation of Britain, they are traitors to this country, and in the coming civil war are a legitimate target.
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I don’t think there’ll be a civil war because we won’t need one. The Peaceful vs LGBTQXZ18432 standoff in Birmingham is not only in its 12th week, it’s now made its way across to Nottingham and I’m loving it. 2 of the Left’s favourite ‘victim’ groups are at each other’s throats and the dickheads haven’t got a bloody clue whose side to take!!! Just get the beer in, sit back and enjoy the show…..
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No offence but I doubt any peacefuls will be repatriating to the middle east because they don’t like relationship classes in British schools. Nor do I think any will be deterred from arriving.
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I’m not even remotely racist or islamaphobic, but it annoys me intensely when scriptwriters and organisations like the BBC feel they have to suck up to religious and BAME groups.
They should be treated just like everybody else. In particular it seems to me that when Muslims do something bad, it gets a positive spin in the media whereas is a white protestant does the same thing then it’s condemned.
There is no such thing as positive discrimination because if you discriminate in favour of one group, then you are by definition discriminating against another…
I wrote this piece 8 years ago. If anything it’s got worse since then :
https://dioclese.wordpress.com/2011/03/31/ethnic-minorities-and-positive-discrimination/
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The morons who watch this crap and yake in all the bullshit deserve to be subjected to this wokewashing of their screens.
My only anger is that I am paying for this because the cunts at Albeebera cannot stand on their own two feet.
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They’re fine standing on their own two feet as long as us cunts are footing the bill for their fucking shoes.
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The BBC has forgotten what it should be and is now so heavily dominated with left wing fuckwits and pooves that it can’t help but promote it’s own libtard agenda. This crept into Dr Who a while back and is now permeating into cuntenders and numerous other shows. They need to get back to being an unbiased vehicle for entertainment, but unfortunately the pooves and lefties are so prevalent it’s fucked. It needs to be abolished.
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The worst example recently was that ‘The Years, The Years’ bollocks. It had the full monty of right on PC hand wringing shite including a mixed race couple. It was swiftly followed By Dark Money which yet again featured a mixed race couple. We fuckin know, black people marry white people , stop fuckin going on abaht it.
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I remember a really shit PC ‘gritty’ cop drama called Murphys Law, starring all round bellend James Nesshit. The plot in one episode was an ex IRA terrorist who turned his life around when he found Islam. About as believable as the religion itself. I think it was supposed to challenge my perceptions, but ultimately confirmed that the BBC are on a totally different planet than everyone else. WOKEness is on the rise. May god have mercy on us all.
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Eastbenders waa a load of handwringing ‘ishoos’ cock-rot before it decide to get woke.
I stopped watching several years ago when the female cast become 100% miserable old munters. Plus it was in a time warp. That area of London is now Vegan hipsters and Somalians.
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The funniest thing I ever saw in recent times (8/10 years ago) on the BBC was a comedy show called The Good Guys which was one of those Office-type fly-on-the wall spoof documentaries. It was all about a police force who took the anti-discrimination laws so seriously it employed an obese disabled copper who had to be wheeled to jobs (one in a basement) by a couple of sweating “ordinary” coppers in an unadapted wheelchair. I doubt that it will ever be repeated by the BBC or even the satellite channels as it was “Right-off”
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Never could understand the appeal of Eastenders ?
Whenever I’ve watched it. Everyone is arguing and hating each other. It also looks like it’s filmed in sepia to give it an extra grim look. Dreadful show.
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If there had been any reality in the script, Bobby Beale would have been converted to Islam not on the set of Eastenders but inside Bellmarsh.
After his release he would have then been able to ‘explode’ on to the scene without any pussyfooting abahhht.
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