May I nominate ‘Woke’ EastEnders who have stepped up their BBC bullshit over the last few weeks.
Not only did they have a ‘pride’ episode a week or so ago but the jewel in their progressive crown is to come as murderer Bobby Beale will covert to the religion of piss as he turns “his life around and becomes a valuable member of the community.” Those aren’t my words but those of a Muslim charity who are working with scriptwriters on the story.
EastEnders showing Bobby Beale’s conversion to Islam is not just brave, it’s crucial
I don’t watch much on telly and EastEnders is a big no no in my living room but surely people must be waking up to the so called progressive values being rammed down their throats?
Apparently Muslims are poorly betrayed in the media. The metro “journo” used the drama series ‘Three Girls’ as an example, which as I understand was about the Muslim grooming gangs and the subsequent cover up. None of the mainstream media companies would even allow you to comment or to air an opinion about Islam. Ever.
If you want people to see Islam as something better than it is then reform, stop worshipping a Paedo and take a fucking bath.
Having said all this I can’t wait for next year’s EastEnders pride episode. Could be explosive. The whodunit might be crap. It was the white bloke in a suicide vest in the Queen Vic. Hardly fucking Cluedo is it?
Nominated by Itchen Cunt
So what, Bobby Beale gets in to Barney Rubble then gets his boat race kicked in.
Would you Adam and Eve it?
They’re all having a bubble. I haven’t got a Duncan Goodhew what it’s all abahhht.
Fuck off to Cockney rhyming slang. They’re all a load of Gareth Hunts.
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Not surprised at all that Bob .E. Beale has ‘converted’ to Muslam…
First of all, this is the BBC we’re talking about…
Second of all, the Beale lad is already a convicted murderer… Fits the BBC’s favourite death cult perfectly, I’d say…
What I don’t get is if the ‘Beeb’ want to peddle a religion, why don’t they choose one of the others?… You know, one of the ones that doesn’t revel in rape, murder, terrorism, misogyny, and clock stopping body odour?….
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Saw a front page headline in the Daily Star yesterday… Kid gets lobbed off the Tate, dam near Glossop about to collapse, and mass murder in the States… But these events are nothing to an ‘organ’ like the Star… Their front page coverage? Some cunt who played a baddie in NeverEnders about 15 years ago and his house in ‘Serth Earfrica’ being terrorised by baboons… How this is front page news is a fucking mystery, but you’d think the bloke would be used to being with baboons after his time in Walford… Well, baboons and dogs… The cunt should be well used to it by now…
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Last time I watch NeverBenders was around 2002…. And that was just to clock Michelle Ryan’s tits… It was absurd enough then… More rapes and murders than New York City, a ‘Mi Sister’s mi Mum’ storyline every other week, and those bald Mitchell cunts getting out of every death trap set up for them Blues Brothers style… If the show is now a million times more ludicrous than it was then it must be fucking unbearable….
That Sam Mitchell was doable and all… Not that Westbrook slag cokebag, the other one who did it….
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Eastenders went downhill the moment they got rid of their best actor – Wellard!
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Always liked Dirty Den and Angie in the early ones, although it never touched Corrie in its 70s prime… Cunt he may have been (on and off screen), but at least Den Boy was a cunt’s cunt… Angie/Anita was milfmongous in those days too… It was OK when it started, but then it became a cartoon with Frank Butcher, the Baldy Brothers, Babs Windsor and numerous slags like Bianca, Tiffany and Kat the slapper and that fucking Alfie cunt… Luv a duck, Guv’nor…
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Bobby Beale becomes a Mudslime, is enraged by the large amount of shirtlifters and lezzas in “the Square”, rounds them all up to behead them, then realises he’s left his halal knife in his dads restaurant. Thinking on his feet, he instead chops off their heads using lispy lezza munter Sonia’s big nose. And he also decides to behead Danny Dyer,who isn’t a shirtlifter,but who is a cunt.
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Now, I’d pay to watch that!
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And why is the Square so full of John Selwyns ?
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Sonia Stallone is one ugly fucking cunt…
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Converting to Islam is turning your life around? Islamic converts are usually the most violent
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After reading this excellent cunting and comments, I might tune in to BellEnders for a laugh. Has it done tranny issues yet? What about a hot lezzas plotline (nudge nudge wink wink say no mawah)
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Has it done tranny issues? Is the Pope a Catholic? Tranny themes are a recurring thing. At least two ‘straight’ women have been converted to the Gayness.
I only know this of course when Mrs B watches it and I glance up from my knitting.
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I hope you are multi-tasking while knitting, BSC. The regular drop of the guillotine’s blade, while the needles clack away…
How about ISAC Willy-Warmers ? Only about 140 days…
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I’m afraid HBH, it might take a little longer than 140 days for mine and require an extra skein or two of wool but an excellent idea.
Talking of multi-tasking, is a great idea for a nom.
I’ve always found the fair sex have difficulty with this and also spatial awareness when driving and parking cars.
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There was a brilliant item about da wimmin on ITV News last week (IIRC); usual banging on about da wimmin being under-represented in a particular profession…They “innerviewed” some half-blind munter, who commented that it had done a lot for her confidence, as three weeks before she couldn’t park the family car.
She’s now training as a bus driver (I kid you not).
Sometimes I just give up, but I’m about to porn myself to sleep over the girl who climbed mountains in the Honda Civic advert.
In today’s Telerag, there was an article about some young F who does calming, soporific videos on youtube, and even wakes you up in the morning. Fucked if I’m leaving my laptop switched on all bloody nite, but I’ve got her pic, so another tasty face to fap over…
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Make mine extra small
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I accidentally stumbled into its dubious fifth dimension the other pm, only to get my eardrums shredded by that demented fuckwit Stacey; she couldn’t look more fucking psycho if she were a whore of the Snackbar.
Emmerdale it is, then. At least it’s not Londonistab. And, if you’re a sexual degenerate like me, quite a bit of bangin’ hot pussy.
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There is some decent minge in Emmerdale. Still full of cunts though.
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More kuhns than you could shake a machete at.
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Stacey?I’d fucking shag her!
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You’d certainly get a lot of dB for your bang…
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Be prepared – always carry a roll of Duck Tape®
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The aforementioned Ms. Ryan… The words bang like a shithouse door in a force nine gale come to mind…
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Michelle-Ryan-michelle-ryan-393630_1000_1370.jpg
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I wondered why I had received a fatwa in the post this morning.
The next you’ll see of me I’ll be on my knees with a geezer holding a machete to my windpipe.
Thanks for posting this nomination admin. Been nice knowing you all.
Mohammed, peace be upon him, is the prophet, he is the true messenger of our saviour Allah and any slain innocents are acceptable collateral in the struggle against the evil west. Any opinion to the contrary is bigoted.
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The guy with the machete is just collecting the TV licence fee…
I worry that you are getting paranoid.
Me ? I’m bringing the goat indoors for the night. Just a precaution against bad weather, you understand. Nothing to do with Alan’s piss.
Insalata Caesar !
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I haven’t seen Eastenders since 1999 when Thaifarny Mitchell died and I don’t want to see another episode up until my own death, thanks. I pity the fools who watch this garbage.
They’ll likely have the entire cast answering the muezzin’s Cockney call to prayer in a few years. Eer, pray time innit, come ere. Cor Blimey, rub a duck, hurry up.
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Cunts that pump out their cunty propaganda and ruin good old entertainment should be hanged from lampposts as Christmas decorations.
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