The BBC Website

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The BBC Website. Specifically the website on this occasion por favor admin.

We all know that The Mail, The Graun, The Mirror and all rags inbetween now consider journalism to be the lazy ‘repeat what is on Twitter’ and spin it accordingly. Proper investigative journalism is rare; but then these newspapers and their websites are paid for by people happy enough with their output to keep purchasing and subscribing. They might be shit, they might be low-brow but people in their target demographics are happy to pay for them in spite of this.

The BBC Website on the other hand is subsidised by the British public. It is an enforced tax imposed upon all citizens without any choice.

Bearing that in mind, please marvel at the home page headlines at the current time of writing (2019-07-12; 09:30):-

‘Tourists Across the UK Head to the Biggest Primark in the World’

‘It Takes a Strong Person to Attend Their Own Funeral’

‘Can Anyone Hear Tom Livesey Scream in Space?’

‘RuPaul’s Drag Race UK Reveals New Celebrity Guest Judges’

‘Why You Should Never Mess With an Ostrich’

‘Would You Drink Camel Milk?’

‘Is It Ever OK to Break ‘Girl Code”?

‘Why Picnics Were Seen as a Status Symbol’

‘The Authors Behind a New Book Championed by Stormzy’

‘Can You Guess Your Netball Position Based on Phone Habits?’

I mean, what more needs to be said. The only thing I use the BBC website for is the weather forecast. The rest of the site is pure, unadulterated cunt.

Nominated by The UMPIRE Cunts Back

50 thoughts on “The BBC Website”

  1. It’s just following the usual BBC trend of dumbing down to the lowest common denominator. Al-Beeb has become a national embarrassment. It’s output is either idiotic rubbish like Strictly Cunts Prancing, Libtard PC propaganda or No Deal hysteria. A complete waste of space.

    • Aye. Watched an old Fred Dibnah chimney climbing programme last week on YouTube from the 80s. It’s beyond fucking embarassing just how far the depths have been plumbed ever since.

      • I think ive seen the steeplejack episode. I enjoy watching that sort of thing on Youtube. Fuck all on freeview and Netflix.

      • Fred was a proper man! Loved that cunt! His house was raffled not long ago! Would love to have won that! Pit shaft in garden!

      • Watch the youtube one where he has to take the missus & kids to Blackpool for a holiday against his will!
        He books a job in, missus labouring for him, kids sat bored in car, raining,
        Fred happy to be back at work!!

  2. I’d rather swallow Lammy’s jizz than use the BBC website nowadays. It’s short on factual news and long on diversity agenda driven bollocks.

    Cunts

    • Too true: wimmin, wimmin especially BAME, wimmin who are lezzies, wimmin who are black lezzies, followed by poofter schoolboys who go to school proms in drag, the disabled, the iron disabled, the latest “thoughts” of Lammy, and on and on it goes.

  3. I find myself increasingly watching things on YouTube, Netflix and Amazon Prime. The joy of these platforms is that they are so niche. TV is seen as a luxury, whilst pcs are multi-purpose tools, even in regards to entertainment.

  4. Too true: wimmin, wimmin especially BAME, wimmin who are lezzies, wimmin who are black lezzies, followed by poofter schoolboys who go to school proms in drag, the disabled, the iron disabled, the latest “thoughts” of Lammy, and on and on it goes.

    • I was talking to a (white) South African the other day. Apparently, there is a hierarchy proscribed in law:

      Black
      Muslim (not even a fucking colour – the cunts wangle themselves in everything)
      Mixed race
      White

      If your a chinky-chonk, you are given the same status as black (as the Chinese spend so much cash in Africa). White Imperialism bad, yellow Imperislism good.

      Stupid fucking cunts. The same is happening in UK, except there will have to be some type of 3d matrix as there will also be benders and trannies. So, does a black tranny trump a gay chink? Could be the basis of a new Christmas card game?

      • When I left it was:
        Female bleck
        male bleck
        Female Coloured (how dare they use that term)
        Male Coloured.
        Indian
        Whitey

        Which is the reason it is in such a mess and also why educated whites and Indians leave at first opportunity. And if a whitey or Indian builds up his own business, when it gets to a certain size you have to have a kaffir on the board. Who will fuck it up.

      • Fucking up the things the white man has made is a particular talent of the black man. Zimbabwe, SA, etc.. Need I go on?

  5. I imagine the website is a platform for lucky bag degree graduates to peddle their shit at the license payers expense, as no-one else will employ the cunts.
    And what’s that nonsense about attending your own funeral? Doesn’t everyone?

  6. You forgot:

    “The glasgow-born artist facing deportation” *sob* – she’s only been here umpteen fucking years and couldn’t be arsed to do the paperwork. So fuck off

    “plus-size men can be fashionable” accompanied by Guy the Gorilla look-alikes.

    “I’m proud of my gay Muslim son” – no more to be said

    “first jockey to compete in a hijab” – for fuck’s sake

    • I saw that hijab bollocks. I hope she somehow gets throttled with the fucking thing.

      • And the way the cunt declared something along the lines of “I do it to prove the wrong, those that are stupid enough to believe that Muslim women are subjugated and stifled”

        When A: You are proving the fucking point by still feeling forced to wear a ridiculous and completely impracticable piece of clothing for jockeying. Then still boiling yourself down to a “Hijab wearer” other than whatever the fuck your name is.

        And B: You would still be raped/stoned/beheaded/all of the above if you tried to do so in a fucking Muslim country.

        So in a nutshell, you are proving the Kuffar wrong by using the freedoms that only the Kuffar and their oppressive country and systematic racism allow you to have?

        You’re welcome for the privilege, you ungrateful cunt.

  7. Ive only used it to check wrather reports if ive missed the news. The rest of it is worthless.

  8. This corker was on the ‘Beeb’ site a matter of days ago…

    ‘If a man is forced to have sex, is it rape?’

    Like they have to fucking ask?!
    Their ingrained misandry is utterly sinister….

    • That was actually interesting because no it’s not rape in law. A woman cannot rape a man. You won’t find a clearer example of discrimination on the statutes.

      • Oh aye is that the latest trend(or soon to fucking be)woman rapists imagine being jumped.on by two fit 19 year old girls whilst kindly minding your own(that would be fun)not today ive got a fucking headache love! Wouldnt quite work would it

    • Good afternoon Norman. Remember the Joyce McKinney shenanigans back in the 70’s ?
      The bloke involved was obviously asking for it, as he had a hard on.
      Women who rape, details on a postcard addressed to Jack The Cunter, c/o ISAC.
      Oh yeah.

      • Aaah the Mormons ?

        Connected to a church (possibly by handcuffs ? I think a fur coat may have been mentioned at the time…) about ten minutes walk from where I was brought up.

  9. It’s the manifesto of leftist cuntitude at the vanguard of PC ‘inclusiveness’ guaranteed to make your piss boil. 7bn people around the world all sorts of things must be happening in the couple of hundred countries but do you think Al Bibi reports on any of it? Well if there’s an angle of right wingers being evil or leftists triumphing then a vacuous bias narrative of the bare facts perhaps but it’s mainly the worst kind of woke drivel utterly transparent in it’s gay/feminist/globalist/islamification agenda at the expense of the licence fee payers. Fuck yourselves.

  10. To be fair to the BBCunts their content is so shite that it’s really quite amusing
    But then again we’re forced to pay for it so fuck them to hell
    CUNTS

  11. Had to laugh at an interview on Al-Beeb news the other evening.

    They were interviewing some small business advisor responsible for telling businesses how to prepare for no deal. I’m sure Al-Beeb we’re confident she would dish out the usual litany of insurmountable problems to demonstrate we are all fucked if no deal goes ahead. Instead, she calmly outlined the simple steps small businesses had to take to prepare, emphasising that it was all quite straightforward, at which point the exasperated interviewer screamed “ HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM”.

    Al-Beeb will be up against the wall come the glorious Brexit Revolution.

    Fuck off.

    • I have a mate who is running a successful medium sized company in South Wales. He was telephoned, out of the blue, by BBC Wales, to ask if he would appear on a programme about how manufacturing business was facing the challenge of Brexit. He was given a time and place for his programme and told he would receive a confirmatory letter.He was then asked his views on ‘no-deal’ Brexit and he replied that he was all in favour and the sooner it was done the better. He is trying to break into the U.S. market and the prospect of a trade deal with the the U.S. is extremely helpful. When the letter was received he was told that his services were no longer required.

      • I’m not surprised. There needs to be a judicial enquiry conducted into how the BBC functions. Impartial it clearly ain’t. Trouble is you can’t trust the judiciary or the government to conduct an impartial enquiry.

        Your friend should have said how awful no deal would be and then dropped his bombshell on air.

      • That is what I told him, but the chap who called was so friendly that he thought that they actually wanted to hear his opinions.

  12. I occasionally have to have together time watching other choice TV,
    I would rather watch Dave Allan, Dads army or other programs from that era (When comedy was vaguely funny).
    So mrs B presses menu button selection appears and amongst the choices is “Baby Animals” WTF! its not a “Baby!” Humans have Baby’s not animals, why is everything Dumbed down.
    Then there is that tossy lost tribe shit, they are not lost, their village is on a fucking map, they run round fully clothed and have the odd bit of galvanised sheeting on their roofs.
    To me this indicates quite a large amount of interaction with the outside world.
    Its all bollocks, in fact such bollocks it even makes their version of the news credible.

  13. I was dying to know who the authors were behind the book championed by Stormzy and what it was about, three guesses but you will only need the one.
    Taking up Space: The Black Girls Manifesto for Change.

  14. The final straw for me was calling sadio mane, sane, in one of the match reports, i mean come on, the billions they rob off us in tv licence money and they can’t even get a name right

  15. I am sure cunters are aware and fully supportive of the fact that it is Arfican Emancipation day and there will be a march in brixton for Reparation, compo for descendants of slavery and anyone else who can jump on the bandwagon for free cash.

    I am sure it will be reported on the BBC website throughout the day

    My deal would be, yep you can have your reparation as long as it linked to repatriation.

    Bunch of CUNTS!

  16. During the recent hot spell I was on the BBC website and saw an item with tips on how to sleep in the heat.
    It then proceeded to tell you to get up if you can’t sleep.
    You stupid fuckers, I’m looking for tips to sleep not stay awake!
    It then suggested the usual stuff like – try reading a book.
    OK I thought, that makes a little sense but it’s not for me. I’ll read on to see if there any more tips for staying awake.
    Looking for an activity that would tire me out, I was expecting something like “ have a wank. If this fails repeat in another half hour or when the body recovers”
    Then I came across it. I kid you not but the next tip was “fold your socks!”
    WTF! I thought the cretin was having a laugh at literally my expense. And then I thought nah, the BBC doesn’t do humour. When I looked at the site later, this ‘tip’ had been removed. The fuckin jobsworth had obviously been promoted to the main Beeb think tank.

    During the next hot spell I expect to read more tips on staying awake when you can’t sleep . . . . .
    sort out your whole sock drawer
    Vacuum your house ( your wife will thank you in the morning )
    Try a spot of gardening by solar lights.
    Bake a soufflé.

    Fuck it, I think I’ll just have a wank.
    ps I should have taken a screen shot of ‘fold your socks’ as nobody believes me. Mrs B, however, was very impressed with the spotlessly clean house she woke up to.

    • Having a wafty crank whilst doing the vacuuming? how does that work then… ….oh …erm… hope you changed the bag!

  17. News is a dilemma. I use the BBC site for all the shortcomings listed because where do you find unbiased news? Newspapers are shite, as is Sky and the rest. As long as you are aware of the BBC agenda it is probably ok. Unless some fucker knows of a truly unbiased provider?

  18. It’s a modern day poll tax enforced by wannabe fascists using mafioso tactics.

  19. Credit where it’s due….at least the BBC are making some effort to keep the wage bill down by employing a female Dr Who….

    • Aye… Which led to its almost certain demise (‘hiatus’ my arse) and the lay off of all the staff who work(ed) on it…. The BBC are so rabidly leftist these days they won’t think twice about killing a golden goose… And James Bond is going to go the same way…. Phoebe Waller Fucking Cunt? A bur-lack female 007? Get to fucking fuck….

  20. ‘It Takes a Strong Person to Attend Their Own Funeral’
    Refers to a funeral of a person still alive.

    I would like to give The Eulogy if I may:

    We will all remember RT with warm affection. How we laughed at his funny little ways- researching a dictionary definition for some hapless cunter, bringing us up to date on some given topic with the help of Google. What would we do without RT! And of course if some particular Nom was misspelt or gone arwy he was always there to put it right. He was a great champion of Israel as we all remember. But we can put aside all that now in a spirit of magnanimity. I know I speak for other cunters and with the permission of Admin I would like to extend our deepest gratitude to you RT. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for all the work you do in keeping this site going.

    Mr Fiddler wipe that tear away.

  21. Here’s today’s gem:

    ‘Town evacuated as dam wall collapses’

    The town may very well have been evacuated but that shock-jock headline implies a full Dambuster scenario which is far from the case.

    The pictures show a fast-moving spillway and some over-topping of the end wall, all presumably behaving as designed. The few chunks of masonry missing from the wall are if course very concerning….. but that’s not what I’d describe as a ‘collapse‘.

    Here’s a ‘fact’ for ABBC…..

    ‘ISACs despair at the lack of sense of proportion and editorial impartiality shown daily by BBC journalists”

  22. And if I read one more fucking article with ‘hack’ in the title god fucking help me. ‘Hacks for your train journey’, ‘One simple hack to avoid arguments’…THEY’RE NOT FUCKING HACKS YOU STUPID LEFTIE CUNTS HACKING INVOLVES COMPUTERS YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT REAL FUCKING LIFE TWATS!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!!!

  23. One good hack with the scythe, and the hipster’s beardy head was rolling about on the carriage floor…

  24. You can customise the website deleting or adding categories to suit your preferences…except one. ”Women in Sport #Changethegame”. No matter what you’re forced to be stuck with the woke drivel of women and their pathetic attempts to compete in the mens world of physical excellence. Christ that grinds my gears, you’re shit at sport fine, but the Black Bummers Corporation just cannot fucking STOP from trying to shove this schoolboy level shit down the throats of the public to virtue signal their support of split-arses in sport. FUCK OFF!!

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