Nick Childs

Nick Childs is a cunt. Who he, I hear you ask? Nick is deputy leader of Woofter and Transbender Central, Brighton and Hove Council, and an outspoken critic of private and independent education. A devoted Corbynite and member of Momentum, Mr Childs has campaigned to keep local schools free from “avaricious trusts” (his quote, not mine). Brighton Council, he said, did not “need a fly-by-night privateer to help us educate our children” (again, his quote). Mr Childs is also on record as saying: “Ofsted is enforcement agent of neo-liberal education system of competition, recidivist notions of education/ intelligence, narrow data sets, privatisation, and denial of impact of poverty”

Now you may say ‘fair enough’ to this opinion. After all, Nick Childs is a Corbynite socialist who clearly believes in old Wurzel’s notion ‘for the many, not the few’. The teensy-weensy problem however is that Nicky boy sends his daughter to private school. And not just any old private school; no, young Ms.Childs attends Roedean, the poshest of the posh, internationally renowned, independent school for girls, nestled in the beautiful Sussex Downs.

Goodness knows where the councillor gets the £40k per year fees, or how he justifies such hypocrisy to himself and his Momentum colleagues?

What an absolute Premier League cunt of epic proportions. The very worst type of loathsome, hypocritical bastard.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

Caesarean Scar Show-offs

Caesarean scar show offs need a nomination. I read about this latest ‘trend’ in the paper today. A number of utterly cretinous wimmin are tearing off their bandages and dressings to flaunt their scars on soshul meeja. Not only putting themselves at risk of sepsis or even death, but also potentially making their children motherless.
Can anyone see a point to this? Except to say ‘look at what a cunt I am’.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Junction Beggars

As I was queuing at the never ending sets of traffic lights on the North Circular yesterday, it was a pleasure to see at each stop an ‘apparently’ crippled beggar of virtually unknown origin; North Africa/Sub-Saharan Africa/Asia, I don’t fucking know, but their respective roles in life appeared to be dragging themselves along the space between the carriageways, carrying a polystyrene cup seeking free money – of course without exception they appeared to have an NHS crutch – only one mind you, as in reality, they’re probably fitter than me and of course they need one hand free to collect, as they were actually receiving regular donations in each queue.

Now maybe I’ve missed a fucking trick here, but since when did that become a career and how the fuck did the useless, pointless, parasitic, sponging cunts arrive on these shores and still more astonishingly be allowed to land and stay in the first place, to establish their daily grind as an acceptable profession in the good old Dis-United Kingdom of Shite?

Where do they fucking live and why are they allowed to stay here…what the fuck is going on – who is aiding these human vermin?

If I did even remotely the same thing, I’d have my fucking collar felt within hours, to be taken away to god knows what, but they appear to operate with complete impunity.

Hey – it could be worse though, at least they didn’t try to clean my fucking windscreen…that may be progress of sorts.

CUNTS!

Nominated by Andrew Mason

Wacky Fundraisers

I’ve just been reading about this Cunt…..

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/dad-starts-vomiting-blood-pushing-17478972

Too many of these do-gooders are more interested in a bit of cheap glory than they are in actually raising money. It’s just an excuse to be “madcap and wacky” while saying that they’re doing it for Charidee prevents people from telling the attention-seeking Wankers to Fuck Off.

This silly Cunt with the lawnmower will have probably cost the NHS more than he ever raised,add in the fact that he ,no doubt,will have been off work for weeks and his “fundraising” will have actually been a “fund-taker”…not that it’ll bother him,he got his little bit of pathetic glory.
Running marathons with a fridge on his back Man was another such Cunt…I wasn’t surprised (or sorry) to hear that he now has hip.legs and spine problems…well,what a surprise. Fuck only knows how much his treatment will cost,plus his benefits…again he was “wacky”.

If these people were serious about raising money,why can’t they just do a couple of days work and quietly donate the money? No fear of that,there is no glory in anonymity and the whole point for these Cunts is doing something which they can use to bore each and every person that they ever meet with tales of their stupid exploits.

Shame someone didn’t take this Cunt’s lawnmower and shove it up his arse, I’d happily donate to see that.

Fuck him.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Google Camp

‘Google Camp is meant to be a place where influential people get together to discuss how to make the world better,’ one regular attendee said.

The 200 guests left an 800 tonne carbon footprint, consumed fuck knows how much lobster and champagne, but don’t think it was all fun and games – the poor cunts had to endure a private performance from Chris Martin, so all-in-all I actually feel a bit sorry for them.

The boy Hewitt flew in to give a ‘passionate’ speech on climate change to the other rich cunts with their private jets, massive air-conditioned homes, chauffeured cars, and generally jet-set lifestyles in his fucking barefeet to prove how earthy and right-on his green credentials are. Surprised he didn’t lead a Levellers sing-song before flying back to their mansions ready for a day of spa-treatments and shopping, the sanctimonious, condescending, self-centered bunch of elitist cunts.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/02/hypocritical-google-camp-saw-tech-company-create-800-tonne-carbon-footprint-discuss-climate-change-10505583/

Nominated by ShagawotZ