Yoko Ono (4)

Yoko Fucking Ono….

What else needs to be said? Well, apart from that Abbey Road is due a 50th anniversary reissue (fucking up the legacy again)… The fact that Apple/UMG/Whoever is attempting to market the Beatles for the Ed Sheercunt generation is bad enough… But the media (those muso-wank ‘rock’ magazines and the BBC and the like) will wait on the words of Yoko… The one who did her best/worst to drive a wedge between the band (as confirmed by George Harrison in the Anthology book) and with great success… Now she is seen as an authority on the Beatles and cunts like MOJO treat her like she was one of the band and gush about how she was a ‘positive influence’…. Helping to turn one half of a great writing partnership into a pussywhipped paranoid self indulgent heroin addled selfish sniping cunt who deserted his bandmates? Funny fucking view of what’s positive, haven’t they?…

Nominated by Norman

Climate Change (2) Fanatics

For this inaugural cunting I’d like to nominate climate change nut jobs!
You know the type, hemp wearing Jeremy Corbyn supporting cunts.
Not content with blocking our cities and causing more pollution in doing so. These sanctimonious twats feel they can drive around in old vw camper Van’s and the like which belch out shit. All because it’s right on and woke. I’m sorry but what the fuck is wrong with the world? We now take our advice from jumped up kids like bloody Greta Thunderpants; we live in a world where the opinion of kids is more important than fact! The fact is we are coming out of an ice age; it is getting warmer in some places and colder in others. If it is so important then why have we built no new power stations to cater for all our electric cars we will all drive in 10 years? Why? Because no one gives a fuck. So get to fuck you hemp wearing hippy, jobless wastes of space cunts!

Nominated by Country cunt

The Patriarchy

The Patriarchy

I would like to nominate this doctrine and consign it to the dustbin where it belongs.

There is no patriarchy in the West. Power is money or having back scratchers in high places, both types have been enjoyed by me. Have I ever felt unempowered, abused, owned by men? No.

Maybe back in 1754 had I been the first born daughter of a Lord I would have been pissed off that I couldn’t inherit. Maybe in 1914 I would have been a Suffragette. Maybe in the early 1960s I would have been pissed off about the lack of free and safe abortion. Now it’s 2019 and I have all the rights I need. What patriarchy? Sadly men are having a bad time.

Fuck off feminists like Jess Phillips, except for the ones in backward A rab countries, who usually get whipped or killed.

Nominated by Cuntologist

Drugs and the Gayness of Brighton

A rainbow flag and limp-wristed cunting please for the boys and girls who pranced down to Brighton at the weekend to camp it up at the “Brighton Pride” festival.

Not content with the camp polari, mincing and girly squeals of delight, some of the cunts needed their voices to go even higher and to facilitate this, they utilized laughing gas, which in addition to making you sound like a girl band also gives you some sort of high.

The trouble is the dykes and pansies forgot to take their canisters away and decided to pollute the beach instead:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-49225631

Naughty duckies. A waste of time, space and money, vacuously pointless, crass….but enough about Caroline Lucas

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Unnatural Conception

I’d like to nominate the fairly new obsession surrounding unnatural conception.

Whether it be Turkey basters, test tubes, “throuples,” surrogate or any of the other various methods, it has never quite sat right with me.

The Mainstream Media will glorify this as equality and inclusion. Now two “daddy’s” can have a child, now two “mummy’s” can have a child, yet nobody seems to care about the potential consequences.
-It may take two to tango, but it only takes one sperm and one egg to conceive meaning that both parents can’t be related by blood. What happens in the event of both parents splitting up? Does the parent actually related to the child get custody?
-Statistics say that children without a mother or father are far more likely to up in prison, live in poverty or commit suicide. It’s my opinion that children need both male and female influences at home
-A child may never know their true heritage and as a result may lack identity.
-The LGBTQ community are more likely (in my opinion) to try and raise their kids as “theybies,” gender neutral, vegan, lib dems voter or just a plain sodomite. We have enough fairies and snowflakes thank you.
-We’re overpopulated, more children equals more welfare, schooling costs, cars on the road (global warming?) Etc.
– Two blokes can’t breastfeed
– There are tons of kids in care who need a good home. If these couples can provide the correct care for a child then they would be allowed to adopt.

That rug munching cunt Steph McGovern has been complaining that she’s been having morning sickness after her girlfriend got her preggers. If a lesbian wanted a baby in the good old days she’d have to endure sleeping with some pig of a bloke in the hope of getting morning sickness. Think you need to check your privilege, Steph.

The breakdown of the nuclear family was just one step on the road to the end of society. Our only hope is a nuclear war.

My advice? Bomb the lot and start again.

Nominated by Itchen Cunt