From yesterday’s Times…

Marmite at risk as Unilever says it will sell ‘unsustainable’ brands.

“Some of Unilever’s best-known brands, including Marmite, Pot Noodle, and Bovril could be sold (off) if they fail to “have a purpose” and meet the company’s sustainability goals, the consumer group’s boss said yesterday.
Alan Jope, the Scottish-born chief executive who succeeded Paul Polman in January, said it “didn’t matter” to him if a brand or a category was a huge revenue driver – it would be put on the block if it did not “contribute meaningfully to the world or society in a way that will last for decades” .”

A dour, Scottish cunt (I’m quarter Scot myself, a cunt, but not dour), who probably looks like Jimmy Krankie’s spaz brother.
Marmite DOES contribute most meaningfully to my existence and well-being; [name removed by admin for legal reasons] smears it liberally over my cock, then licks it off. I get put on the block (not the Marmite) and finished off most delightfully.

So fuck off Jope, you cunt, you DOPE, you bad, unjolly jape.

I wonder if Scotch will be axed because of its non-PC qualities (carbon footprint, overloading the pavements with chunder and the NHS with alcohol-related illnesses. No, I thought not. Like Scotland clinging on to oh-so PC North Sea oil…

I’d like to see Gordon Ramsay pulverise this cunt.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

What kind of sadistic, selfish cunt brings young children onto a international flight? Fucking cunting parents that have no consideration for any fucker else.

Not only do they wish to ruin the start of there own vacation, but they take it upon themselves to fuck over every other cunt on the plane. Why not leave the orphan cunts at home with grandma and grandpa as payback for all the shit times they sent the little fuckers back home juiced up on lollies fizzy pop and snuff ( that grandpa accidentally left out on the armchair). But no, they decide it will be a good cunting idea to take the screaming “I want my fucking own way” little rascal shit bags with them, with there snotty noses, coughing and breathing out every cold/flu virus known to man.

There you sit, poised in your four square feet of personal space only to have the back of your chair repeatedly kicked by a snotty nose cunt called Declan ( fuck only nose why you’d call your kid ‘Declan’, but’s that’s another rant) while the mother watches “I’m a cunt on love island” and dads snoring after a few pints before hand because he had a sleepless night previous due to the fucking little turd.
Then there’s the toddler screaming his FUCKING tiny lungs out, mum and the sperm donor trying there best to humour the little shit with coo coo sounds and it’s all suppose to be excepted…. “Well it fucking ain’t!“ CUNTS!!! After an hour, air hostesses offers some kind of small squeaky toy, “sometimes not small enough I think” that pacified the little prick, their attention span being five minutes or less depending on how much alcohol was consumed on the night copulation was engaged. What is it with so called fucking parents these days, haven’t they heard of Phenergan? Maybe I’ve got it all wrong and it’s the airline fault by not accommodating for the TPPC
(Transit Parent Passenger Cunts)

Maybe they should include some kind of cattle pen in the baggage deck and herd the fuckers like animals, letting the inconsiderable parents and there young coo, baa, moo and wail together.

BAN CUNTS ON PLANES (Let it be noted I do not hate young children, and do blame the TPPC 100)

https://liveandletsfly.boardingarea.com/2018/02/14/demonic-child-lufthansa-flight/

Nominated by Jase the pom

This is the second time I’ve cunted her but she more than deserves it.

Says she’s ready to work with anyone to stop Brexit, but then immediately says not Corbyn (I agree the bloke is a dickhead), but as an MP, that’s one lie straight away. Her reasoning is that it needs to be someone with experience, and highlights that isn’t Jezza or her, so clearly points out she isn’t experienced enough to be PM, so why in the fuck is she leader of a political party? She has also previously said she wouldn’t accept the result of a future referendum if the result was to leave the EU, but she would accept it if we voted to stay.

This woman is a fucking loon. I don’t know who, if anyone, advises her on what to say in public, but she has so far portrayed herself as a lying, undemocratic, sexist, Remoaner cunt. The Lib Dums have had some fucking piss poor leaders in their time, but she has got to be the biggest retard of the lot.

I mean good news on the one hand, because they’ll never get in to power with this crone at the helm. But people have clearly backed her to get this far, which is worrying. I don’t know which is worse, the conniving, backhander MPs of expenses fiddling fame, or the Mumsnet, liberal, idiots who seem to be seeping in.

All I do know is that Jo Swinson is a fucking cunt.

Nominated by elboobio

Channel 4 and Livia Simoka are cum gargling cunts for their attempt to present “a lost tribe” and their apparent impending doom at the hands of the “modern world” and the “corporations”.
This is a dickumentary where Livia gets to live with a family in the depths of the congo for five months and “experience” their “threatened way of life”.

At first glance you think it might chronicle the peoples of some far flung tribe that would be in danger of death from contact with our modern germs, an untouched society, an anthropological marvel.
What you actually get to see is a society where the men refuse to work or support families, drink, smoke weed, party, fuck, impregnate and enslave anything at all that moves. They have plenty of contact with “the modern world” as they have guns, clothing, money, drink and drugs.
Yet Livia presents us with wide eyed awe in every sentence and bleats on and on and on about what utterly pure and wonderful beings this group of selfish, hedonistic, and sadistic fuckers are.
It is truly incomprehensible that this unfettered baseless fecklessness is sold as a pure human ideology, when you can just imagine the fuckers dropped in this country and continuing the same behaviour here.
Let’s just run through that behaviour again (after all, they’re about to become displaced by those naughty businessmen):
No working.
Get high.
Get drunk.
Get violent.
Breed like rabbits on extasy.
Get guns.
Party.
Enslave other humans.
Abandon women and the children they bore.

No doubt all the muesli chewing neckbeards are watching this and marvelling at “the rise of man” whilst fingering their ipads and failing to parent their own feckless children.

I can only hope they feel inspired and in an attempt to reach these “lost tribes” find themselves instead on the beach of North Sentinel Island; running for their lives with their shit in their socks.

The only purpose I can see behind this blatant misrepresentation is an attempt to soften our hearts towards the african hordes heading to our shores. Well fuck that. Some of us can still use our eyes channel 4, so do us a favour and make a documentary all about channel 4 employees willingly climbing into tumble driers.

FUCK OFF.

Nominated by Cuntflap